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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So I'm bleaching a ring for a female mate. She bought a kit. Apparently according to institutions and shade chart this will remove all the brown staining of years of build up.
I've heard people talk of anal whitening before both on here and in life's swinging conversations...I guess for her love of anal sex and photos that way, would make sence to make it look all pretty and fresh haha
So any blokes ever bleech a chicks ring before?
Wanna cover all bases, and do it right for her..but when read instructions (Chinese english) is a bit about the chemicals used, can cause reaction in anal passage... and although don't explain it well...it appears as though...side effect could be the woman would shit everywhere... now this does not appeal...just imagining me sat behind her, her on all fours, hands holding cheeks wide apart..me spreading gel with a spatula on that brown eye and she gets a reaction... will I get brown eye haha
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So I'm bleaching a ring for a female mate. She bought a kit. Apparently according to institutions and shade chart this will remove all the brown staining of years of build up.
I've heard people talk of anal whitening before both on here and in life's swinging conversations...I guess for her love of anal sex and photos that way, would make sence to make it look all pretty and fresh haha
So any blokes ever bleech a chicks ring before?
Wanna cover all bases, and do it right for her..but when read instructions (Chinese english) is a bit about the chemicals used, can cause reaction in anal passage... and although don't explain it well...it appears as though...side effect could be the woman would shit everywhere... now this does not appeal...just imagining me sat behind her, her on all fours, hands holding cheeks wide apart..me spreading gel with a spatula on that brown eye and she gets a reaction... will I get brown eye haha
Shit in the eye...bet that gives you a stinky wink "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Crack on and enjoy is all I can say!  "
I'm not quite sure will be enjoyable..perhaps a laugh.
Bit concerned says refrain from sex for several hours after. If I get carried away..will I end up with a Jackson cock haha multicoloured shades of white haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Crack on and enjoy is all I can say!
I'm not quite sure will be enjoyable..perhaps a laugh.
Bit concerned says refrain from sex for several hours after. If I get carried away..will I end up with a Jackson cock haha multicoloured shades of white haha"
Be careful not to get carried away, this stuff works by destroying layers of skin... you may end up with a pencil dick  |
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"Brown staining?
Ffs it's the colour of your skin  "
What he said.
If it’s that offensive (and when a woman does anal with me I’m prepared to forgive all sorts of things) then turn the lights down a bit  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"WHY?  
What some people will do to themselves is shocking..... "
Yeah they do. Big in porn industry she said. I Google it...right enough.
I guess its no different than having your hair bleached or nails changed.
When think how body mods and changes have become a big part of society now for some people... like my ex getting puffed up lips..injections every 6 months..what to look hot in her eyes..waste of money... ok her lips felt fuller and tighter round my shaft haha but looked stupid if honest |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Crack on and enjoy is all I can say!
I'm not quite sure will be enjoyable..perhaps a laugh.
Bit concerned says refrain from sex for several hours after. If I get carried away..will I end up with a Jackson cock haha multicoloured shades of white haha
Be careful not to get carried away, this stuff works by destroying layers of skin... you may end up with a pencil dick "
Interesting I could do with a slimmer shaft haha I'm told its a bit thick haha
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Let us know how it goes!"
Yeah will do. Hope all goes ok. Like all things like this...Google is worst enemy haha is some disaster stories...with chemicals being to strong and burning rather than gently removing stains, but maybe I get her to try a tiny amount first..see if get any burning etc |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Brown staining?
Ffs it's the colour of your skin
It don't start out brown does it "
The brown colour is melanin in the skin, same as a sun tan, the paste is an acid or alkaline substance that eats through some skin layers, like an acid peel face product.
Get too much onto delicate tissue inside the rectum it can perforate the colon leading to very serious illness or death.
Porn brings us many things, most of them not designed for amateur implementation. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Brown staining?
Ffs it's the colour of your skin
It don't start out brown does it
The brown colour is melanin in the skin, same as a sun tan, the paste is an acid or alkaline substance that eats through some skin layers, like an acid peel face product.
Get too much onto delicate tissue inside the rectum it can perforate the colon leading to very serious illness or death.
Porn brings us many things, most of them not designed for amateur implementation. "
You seem wise as always.
I will be careful not to get it inside...and will be keeping it well away from my giblets |
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By (user no longer on site)
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This has just reminded me, I've not listened to A whiter shade of pale by procol harem in ages.
Perhaps prolapsed rectum would be a more apt name for the band.  |
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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago
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"Crack on and enjoy is all I can say!
I'm not quite sure will be enjoyable..perhaps a laugh.
Bit concerned says refrain from sex for several hours after. If I get carried away..will I end up with a Jackson cock haha multicoloured shades of white haha"
What's a hilarious post, when I have seen cocks that seem to have lots of different colours on now I know what has happened. |
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"Brown staining?
Ffs it's the colour of your skin
It don't start out brown does it "
It doesn't.
It's usually caused by hormones, as we grow & our bodies develop.
Other causes, can be from an infection such as thrush, or wearing synthetic underwear which doesn't breath causing a sweat build up. |
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"Please tell me its April the 1st..?
people actually do this..?
They do! Nothing could induce me to apply Brobat to my nether regions though  "
Thanks, i am so naive..
Kin eck thought you had said Borat for a moment then..
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"Please tell me its April the 1st..?
people actually do this..?
They do! Nothing could induce me to apply Brobat to my nether regions though
Thanks, i am so naive..
Kin eck thought you had said Borat for a moment then..
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Same applies |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So I'm bleaching a ring for a female mate. She bought a kit. Apparently according to institutions and shade chart this will remove all the brown staining of years of build up.
I've heard people talk of anal whitening before both on here and in life's swinging conversations...I guess for her love of anal sex and photos that way, would make sence to make it look all pretty and fresh haha
So any blokes ever bleech a chicks ring before?
Wanna cover all bases, and do it right for her..but when read instructions (Chinese english) is a bit about the chemicals used, can cause reaction in anal passage... and although don't explain it well...it appears as though...side effect could be the woman would shit everywhere... now this does not appeal...just imagining me sat behind her, her on all fours, hands holding cheeks wide apart..me spreading gel with a spatula on that brown eye and she gets a reaction... will I get brown eye haha
Shit in the eye...bet that gives you a stinky wink "
This is so funny! Oh OP, you do have a wonderful way with words! |
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"Please tell me its April the 1st..?
people actually do this..?
They do! Nothing could induce me to apply Brobat to my nether regions though
Thanks, i am so naive..
Kin eck thought you had said Borat for a moment then..
Same applies "
Not swayed by the thought of his mankini then..
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"Please tell me its April the 1st..?
people actually do this..?
They do! Nothing could induce me to apply Brobat to my nether regions though
Thanks, i am so naive..
Kin eck thought you had said Borat for a moment then..
Same applies
Not swayed by the thought of his mankini then..
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Only in the sense that I sway before I pass out from horror.  |
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"Please tell me its April the 1st..?
people actually do this..?
They do! Nothing could induce me to apply Brobat to my nether regions though
Thanks, i am so naive..
Kin eck thought you had said Borat for a moment then..
Same applies
Not swayed by the thought of his mankini then..
Only in the sense that I sway before I pass out from horror. "
Theatrical swooning, works every time.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Brown staining?
Ffs it's the colour of your skin
It don't start out brown does it
It doesn't.
It's usually caused by hormones, as we grow & our bodies develop.
Other causes, can be from an infection such as thrush, or wearing synthetic underwear which doesn't breath causing a sweat build up. "
So if you know this... are you a strictly natural underwear lady or you just go commando a lot |
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"Brown staining?
Ffs it's the colour of your skin "
Maybe she's not wiped and bathed?
I'd do further research, instead of just relying on a poorly translated leaflet. Perhaps lob a load of Vaseline inside her, preventing irritation. |
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"Brown staining?
Ffs it's the colour of your skin
It don't start out brown does it
It doesn't.
It's usually caused by hormones, as we grow & our bodies develop.
Other causes, can be from an infection such as thrush, or wearing synthetic underwear which doesn't breath causing a sweat build up.
So if you know this... are you a strictly natural underwear lady or you just go commando a lot "
Commando in the gym, I get very sweaty.
Lacies at all other times..
Well maybe, I've been known to occasionally forget to put my undies on when I go out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Demestos
Probably better than buying stuff off the internet!
No way on gods earth I would do anything like that.
Someone wants to stick his cock up my arse gets what's coming |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Demestos
Probably better than buying stuff off the internet!
No way on gods earth I would do anything like that.
Someone wants to stick his cock up my arse gets what's coming "
Oh. This did make laugh. Best thread of all times. |
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By *arksMan
over a year ago
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"Demestos
Probably better than buying stuff off the internet!
No way on gods earth I would do anything like that.
Someone wants to stick his cock up my arse gets what's coming "
Surely Toilet Duck would be better than Domestos , it has a nozzle shaped for getting right round the rim |
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I know it's all about the body beautiful for for some, but for most of us, who gives a .....monkey's (last moment change of word there) about the colour?
Really?
Cleanliness yes but I really don't care what colour anyone is, either there or anywhere else! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Brown staining?
Ffs it's the colour of your skin
It don't start out brown does it
It doesn't.
It's usually caused by hormones, as we grow & our bodies develop.
Other causes, can be from an infection such as thrush, or wearing synthetic underwear which doesn't breath causing a sweat build up.
So if you know this... are you a strictly natural underwear lady or you just go commando a lot
Commando in the gym, I get very sweaty.
Lacies at all other times..
Well maybe, I've been known to occasionally forget to put my undies on when I go out "
Obviously this knowledge isn't well known.. surely womems underwear would be not synthetic...or is that why I noticed is cotton liner in some bits...can't recall what that's called...removable gusset?
So something like an organic cotton gusset or organic hemp be good to go in yer ol synthetic knickers?
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