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Chat up lines.. Worst and bad...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Man: do you believe in equal opportunities between men and women?

Woman: of course

Man: mines a pint....

What's the worst and best chat up lines?

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By *rozacMan over a year ago

london

wanna come back to mine and olay the oscar pistorius drinking game? You have to take 4 shots in the dark, with no chaser

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Will the keys of my Lamborghini fit in your handbag - has to be one of the worst. Courtesy of breakfast radio.

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

True story...

Minding my own business in a club. Fella walks over and says "Fancy a dance?" I declined . He says "Well do you fancy a shag?"...to which I I again politely declined.

He took the proper hump and said "Well stop bothering me! " and stomped off again!

Who said romance was dead!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Brilliant...

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By *tonMessCouple over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

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By *bboredguyMan over a year ago

dundee

Come back to mine so I can tickle your belly button .

From the IN-side

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You look fun, can i have a go on you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I want to kiss you softly on the lips, then move up to your belly button.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You look fun, can i have a go on you"

Is that a good or bad one?

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By *ammyharrogateWoman over a year ago

Harrogate

Do you fancy going halves on a bastard!! in Glasgow that

he thought he was funny too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fab chat ups are the worst, my most hated being I’m in a hotel near you tonight, wanna fuck

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By *ammyharrogateWoman over a year ago

Harrogate

"Fab chat ups are the worst, my most hated being I’m in a hotel near you tonight, wanna fuck

Or I’m in your area with work from the 1st to the 23rd or such like

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Straight to the point... I got to know a person a bit before the fun.. Just better that way.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You look fun, can i have a go on you

Is that a good or bad one?

Depends on individual tastes really

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By *rank n BettyCouple over a year ago

Not meeting

Have you farted?

Because you’ve blown me away

B x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You look fun, can i have a go on you

Is that a good or bad one?

Depends on individual tastes really "

I wouldn't use it. I respect women. Chat up lines are silly. Nothing wrong with 'hello'

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By *icassolifelikeMan over a year ago

Luton

"Want to go halves on a bastard?"

That was a belter back in my day.

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By *ebjonnsonMan over a year ago

Maldon

How could you not give in to such a smooth talker?

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By *ebjonnsonMan over a year ago

Maldon

I like the Aussie one-

G’day Shiela do you fancy a fuck? No? Well would you mind just laying down while I have one.

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By *rozacMan over a year ago

london

told her i had a big nine incher in my pants, and when she told me to get it out she started screaming and had security kick me out for walking around with a turd in my hand

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By *icearmsMan over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

If your face were on my phone I'd swipe right...

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