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"Is this where the b*llends hang out?" Is now you've arrived  | |||
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"Afternoon mistress and dash. X "Gooood aaaaaafffttteeerrnooon angie | |||
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"Afternoon mistress and dash. X
Gooood aaaaaafffttteeerrnooon angie "You sound very happy today mistress x | |||
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"Afternoon mistress and dash. X
Gooood aaaaaafffttteeerrnooon angie
You sound very happy today mistress x "Yes my eyes went again and two paracetamols sorted them out...panic over. phew | |||
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"A lot of people in Barking are fecking mad." Well you'll fit in well here | |||
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‘Is there a Greggs near the hospital?’
It was a serious message and I’ve been thanked for my help  | |||
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"Just to digress slightly,iv just eaten a banana. "Is that a euphemism?  | |||
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"A lot of people in Barking are fecking mad. Well you'll fit in well here "Feels like home | |||
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"Apologies for my post at the end of the last thread that was misunderstood, I’ll try and be more explicit this time. It seems my inbox has been mistaken for Siri, Alexa or Google
‘Is there a Greggs near the hospital?’
It was a serious message and I’ve been thanked for my help "Wonders if they had any sausage rolls left  | |||
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"Apologies for my post at the end of the last thread that was misunderstood, I’ll try and be more explicit this time. It seems my inbox has been mistaken for Siri, Alexa or Google
‘Is there a Greggs near the hospital?’
It was a serious message and I’ve been thanked for my help
Wonders if they had any sausage rolls left "I’ll ask | |||
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"Afternoon mistress and dash. X
Gooood aaaaaafffttteeerrnooon angie
You sound very happy today mistress x
Yes my eyes went again and two paracetamols sorted them out...panic over. phew "Phew exactly x | |||
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"Just to digress slightly,iv just eaten a banana.
Is that a euphemism? "It's OK pink ...he's barking | |||
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"Where are the refreshments? "Oh did I not mention my bargain coffee machine?  | |||
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"Just to digress slightly,iv just eaten a banana.
Is that a euphemism? "No,i really have | |||
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"Where are the refreshments?
Oh did I not mention my bargain coffee machine? "Oh you have 2, are you opening a Fab coffee shop? | |||
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"Where are the refreshments?
Oh did I not mention my bargain coffee machine?
Oh you have 2, are you opening a Fab coffee shop? "hope so with home made cakes | |||
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"Where are the refreshments?
Oh did I not mention my bargain coffee machine?
Oh you have 2, are you opening a Fab coffee shop? hope so with home made cakes"Miss Red can make the cakes, she makes the best cakes | |||
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"Where are the refreshments?
Oh did I not mention my bargain coffee machine?
Oh you have 2, are you opening a Fab coffee shop? hope so with home made cakes
Miss Red can make the cakes, she makes the best cakes "and you and me can eat em | |||
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"Apologies for my post at the end of the last thread that was misunderstood, I’ll try and be more explicit this time. It seems my inbox has been mistaken for Siri, Alexa or Google
‘Is there a Greggs near the hospital?’
It was a serious message and I’ve been thanked for my help
Wonders if they had any sausage rolls left "Or saveloys....oi oi. | |||
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"Apologies for my post at the end of the last thread that was misunderstood, I’ll try and be more explicit this time. It seems my inbox has been mistaken for Siri, Alexa or Google
‘Is there a Greggs near the hospital?’
It was a serious message and I’ve been thanked for my help
Wonders if they had any sausage rolls left
Or saveloys....oi oi. " *looking for a saveloy to take to another thread*...... | |||
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"We have a possible date for the Manchester lounge social "I’ve posted already
Evening all | |||
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"We have a possible date for the Manchester lounge social "I definitely have a date for any social  | |||
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"We have a possible date for the Manchester lounge social "I’ve replied x | |||
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"We have a possible date for the Manchester lounge social
I definitely have a date for any social " | |||
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"Afternoon All (K)"Afternoon where’s P, I always miss her when she’s around | |||
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"Apologies for my post at the end of the last thread that was misunderstood, I’ll try and be more explicit this time. It seems my inbox has been mistaken for Siri, Alexa or Google
‘Is there a Greggs near the hospital?’
It was a serious message and I’ve been thanked for my help
Wonders if they had any sausage rolls left
I’ll ask "Yes and ones with beans? | |||
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"Where are the refreshments?
Oh did I not mention my bargain coffee machine?
Oh you have 2, are you opening a Fab coffee shop? "No a bean to cup coffee machine was over 40 quid now only £179.99....details on the strictly no dancing thread and you can thank me there
We need the fecking patronage | |||
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"Where are the refreshments?
Oh did I not mention my bargain coffee machine?
Oh you have 2, are you opening a Fab coffee shop?
No a bean to cup coffee machine was over 400 quid now only £179.99....details on the strictly no dancing thread and you can thank me there
We need the fecking patronage "Feck me. 400 quid ffs | |||
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"That’s a lot of bean grinding "You want to hear it grind....ask the mrs | |||
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"That’s a lot of bean grinding
You want to hear it grind....ask the mrs "He prefers to feel me grind | |||
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"That’s a lot of bean grinding
You want to hear it grind....ask the mrs
He prefers to feel me grind "Oi keep it down...it's not past the watershed yet | |||
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"That’s a lot of bean grinding
You want to hear it grind....ask the mrs
He prefers to feel me grind
Oi keep it down...it's not past the watershed yet " | |||
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"Evening " Evening lovely lady | |||
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"Hey up lovelies... How y'all doing?? xx"Mistress is opening a coffee shop | |||
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"That’s a lot of bean grinding
You want to hear it grind....ask the mrs
He prefers to feel me grind
Oi keep it down...it's not past the watershed yet
"Yes behave 
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"Evening Evening lovely lady "Good evening,are we all well and fighting fit? Is it Spring yet?! I need warmth and daylight  | |||
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"That’s a lot of bean grinding
You want to hear it grind....ask the mrs
He prefers to feel me grind
Oi keep it down...it's not past the watershed yet
Yes behave
(Please don’t )"Good lord man | |||
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"Evening Evening lovely lady
Good evening,are we all well and fighting fit?
Is it Spring yet?! I need warmth and daylight "If only it’s like Siberia | |||
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"Afternoon All (K)
Afternoon where’s P, I always miss her when she’s around "I'm here. Not been feeling great today
How is everyone?
P x | |||
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"Afternoon All (K)
Afternoon where’s P, I always miss her when she’s around
I'm here. Not been feeling great today
How is everyone?
P x "Evening P sorry to hear that...hope your ok though | |||
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"Afternoon All (K)
Afternoon where’s P, I always miss her when she’s around
I'm here. Not been feeling great today
How is everyone?
P x "Oh no I hope you feel better soon | |||
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"Afternoon All (K)
Afternoon where’s P, I always miss her when she’s around
I'm here. Not been feeling great today
How is everyone?
P x
Oh no I hope you feel better soon "I'll be fine. Just the usual monthly migraine. Who'd be a woman eh? | |||
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"Afternoon All (K)
Afternoon where’s P, I always miss her when she’s around
I'm here. Not been feeling great today
How is everyone?
P x
Oh no I hope you feel better soon
I'll be fine. Just the usual monthly migraine. Who'd be a woman eh? "Jeez don't talk about migraines to me | |||
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"Afternoon All (K)
Afternoon where’s P, I always miss her when she’s around
I'm here. Not been feeling great today
How is everyone?
P x
Oh no I hope you feel better soon
I'll be fine. Just the usual monthly migraine. Who'd be a woman eh?
Jeez don't talk about migraines to me "
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"Afternoon All (K)
Afternoon where’s P, I always miss her when she’s around
I'm here. Not been feeling great today
How is everyone?
P x
Oh no I hope you feel better soon
I'll be fine. Just the usual monthly migraine. Who'd be a woman eh?
Jeez don't talk about migraines to me
Consider it done "Phew | |||
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"Morning all "You pipped me....Morning swing | |||
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"Morning all "You’ve put your bum away | |||
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"Afternoon everyone x "Good day to you my fine woman x | |||
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"Afternoon everyone x
Good day to you my fine woman x"Why thank you kind sir x | |||
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"If all the world's a circus,why do I only know the clowns. "No, we're not clowns! | |||
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"If all the world's a circus,why do I only know the clowns.
No, we're not clowns! "Bugger,it must be me then. | |||
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"If all the world's a circus,why do I only know the clowns.
No, we're not clowns!
Bugger,it must be me then. "I'm sure there are quite a few clowns on here | |||
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"Good afternoon luvverly chatty folk "Afternoon g3orgie x | |||
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"If all the world's a circus,why do I only know the clowns.
No, we're not clowns!
Bugger,it must be me then.
I'm sure there are quite a few clowns on here "The forums are full of them, well they’re funny at least x | |||
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"If all the world's a circus,why do I only know the clowns.
No, we're not clowns!
Bugger,it must be me then.
I'm sure there are quite a few clowns on here
The forums are full of them, well they’re funny at least x "Yeah, we like funny people | |||
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"If all the world's a circus,why do I only know the clowns.
No, we're not clowns!
Bugger,it must be me then.
I'm sure there are quite a few clowns on here
The forums are full of them, well they’re funny at least x "and some just think they are | |||
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"If all the world's a circus,why do I only know the clowns.
No, we're not clowns!
Bugger,it must be me then.
I'm sure there are quite a few clowns on here
The forums are full of them, well they’re funny at least x and some just think they are "I hate clowns, just scary | |||
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"If all the world's a circus,why do I only know the clowns.
No, we're not clowns!
Bugger,it must be me then.
I'm sure there are quite a few clowns on here
The forums are full of them, well they’re funny at least x and some just think they are " | |||
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"Come smell my flower, watch you don't get soaked, haha gotchya "If you smell my flower garden, you may well get soaked! | |||
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"If all the world's a circus,why do I only know the clowns.
No, we're not clowns!
Bugger,it must be me then.
I'm sure there are quite a few clowns on here
The forums are full of them, well they’re funny at least x and some just think they are
I hate clowns, just scary "Aww there is nothing scary about clowns I think I am gonna start a clown appreciation thread | |||
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"If all the world's a circus,why do I only know the clowns.
No, we're not clowns!
Bugger,it must be me then.
I'm sure there are quite a few clowns on here
The forums are full of them, well they’re funny at least x and some just think they are
I hate clowns, just scary
Aww there is nothing scary about clowns I think I am gonna start a clown appreciation thread "I'll join | |||
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"Come smell my flower, watch you don't get soaked, haha gotchya
If you smell my flower garden, you may well get soaked! "sami | |||
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"Come smell my flower, watch you don't get soaked, haha gotchya
If you smell my flower garden, you may well get soaked! sami "Yeah, I know, but run out of fivers! | |||
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"First I thought it was going to be a conversation about crufts in here... now I don't know whether it's gardeners world!... "Haha! | |||
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"Come smell my flower, watch you don't get soaked, haha gotchya
If you smell my flower garden, you may well get soaked! sami
Yeah, I know, but run out of fivers! "send for the free ones | |||
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"Come smell my flower, watch you don't get soaked, haha gotchya
If you smell my flower garden, you may well get soaked! sami
Yeah, I know, but run out of fivers! send for the free ones"Yeah, I'll have to do that and keep some spare | |||
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"Come smell my flower, watch you don't get soaked, haha gotchya
If you smell my flower garden, you may well get soaked! "I've got my waterproofs on. | |||
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"Come smell my flower, watch you don't get soaked, haha gotchya
If you smell my flower garden, you may well get soaked!
I've got my waterproofs on. "Haha! And your goggles...I hope! | |||
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"Come smell my flower, watch you don't get soaked, haha gotchya
If you smell my flower garden, you may well get soaked!
I've got my waterproofs on.
Haha! And your goggles...I hope! "I've heard that drowning is actually a pleasant way to go, so, if it's my time it's my time and I'll have to take the risk. | |||
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"Come smell my flower, watch you don't get soaked, haha gotchya
If you smell my flower garden, you may well get soaked!
I've got my waterproofs on.
Haha! And your giggles...I hope!
I've heard that drowning is actually a pleasant way to go, so, if it's my time it's my time and I'll have to take the risk. "cant you bung up the hole | |||
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"Come smell my flower, watch you don't get soaked, haha gotchya
If you smell my flower garden, you may well get soaked!
I've got my waterproofs on.
Haha! And your giggles...I hope!
I've heard that drowning is actually a pleasant way to go, so, if it's my time it's my time and I'll have to take the risk. cant you bung up the hole"Doh, Of course, it's no wonder I was in the woodwork and home economic classes at school. | |||
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"Come smell my flower, watch you don't get soaked, haha gotchya
If you smell my flower garden, you may well get soaked!
I've got my waterproofs on.
Haha! And your goggles...I hope!
I've heard that drowning is actually a pleasant way to go, so, if it's my time it's my time and I'll have to take the risk. " | |||
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"Come smell my flower, watch you don't get soaked, haha gotchya
If you smell my flower garden, you may well get soaked!
I've got my waterproofs on.
Haha! And your giggles...I hope!
I've heard that drowning is actually a pleasant way to go, so, if it's my time it's my time and I'll have to take the risk. cant you bung up the hole" | |||
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"Come smell my flower, watch you don't get soaked, haha gotchya
If you smell my flower garden, you may well get soaked!
I've got my waterproofs on.
Haha! And your goggles...I hope!
I've heard that drowning is actually a pleasant way to go, so, if it's my time it's my time and I'll have to take the risk.
"Sit on my face and tell me that you love me Sit on my face and show me that you care | |||
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"Evening I’m in the bath Not Bath Bath but the bath The one with the bubbles" I can’t see your bum  | |||
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"Evening I’m in the bath Not Bath Bath but the bath The one with the bubbles I can’t see your bum "It was getting cold I’ll see if it’s warmed up again | |||
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"Evening I’m in the bath Not Bath Bath but the bath The one with the bubbles I can’t see your bum
It was getting cold
I’ll see if it’s warmed up again"Looks hot to me | |||
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"evening you lovebirds " Tweet tweet | |||
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What a weird fecking night I had last night | |||
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"Good morning you lot
What a weird fecking night I had last night " | |||
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"Good morning you lot
What a weird fecking night I had last night "We had a great night, shame you wuzn't there | |||
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"Good morning you lot
What a weird fecking night I had last night
We had a great night, shame you wuzn't there " | |||
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"Good morning you lot
What a weird fecking night I had last night
We had a great night, shame you wuzn't there
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"Good morning you lot
What a weird fecking night I had last night
We had a great night, shame you wuzn't there
She's disappeared now, think she's got the hump "what like a camel least she has somewhere to store her coffee | |||
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"Good morning you lot
What a weird fecking night I had last night
We had a great night, shame you wuzn't there
She's disappeared now, think she's got the hump what like a camel least she has somewhere to store her coffee"Think Feliz nicked that when he nicked the coffee machine! | |||
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"Good morning you lot
What a weird fecking night I had last night
We had a great night, shame you wuzn't there
She's disappeared now, think she's got the hump what like a camel least she has somewhere to store her coffee
Think Feliz nicked that when he nicked the coffee machine! "Oy! I saw that! Accuse me of nicking camels! I'll put on a real twisty face and really get the hump! | |||
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"You don't have to be barking fecking mad to post here, but it helps." It does Jim! | |||
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"Good morning you lot
What a weird fecking night I had last night
We had a great night, shame you wuzn't there
She's disappeared now, think she's got the hump what like a camel least she has somewhere to store her coffee
Think Feliz nicked that when he nicked the coffee machine!
Oy! I saw that! Accuse me of nicking camels! I'll put on a real twisty face and really get the hump!"Haha | |||
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"Good morning you lot
What a weird fecking night I had last night
"Feck stop doing that sami.....you've got me a bag of nerves | |||
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"Good morning you lot
What a weird fecking night I had last night
We had a great night, shame you wuzn't there "Iv seen the mess | |||
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"Good morning you lot
What a weird fecking night I had last night
We had a great night, shame you wuzn't there
She's disappeared now, think she's got the hump what like a camel least she has somewhere to store her coffee"I'll have you know I have a proper coffee storage bank | |||
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"Good morning you lot
What a weird fecking night I had last night
We had a great night, shame you wuzn't there
She's disappeared now, think she's got the hump what like a camel least she has somewhere to store her coffee
Think Feliz nicked that when he nicked the coffee machine! "No only I have the combination | |||
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"Good morning you lot
What a weird fecking night I had last night
We had a great night, shame you wuzn't there
Iv seen the mess "Yeah that was Feliz | |||
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"You don't have to be barking fecking mad to post here, but it helps." Nice words jim | |||
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"Good morning you lot
What a weird fecking night I had last night
We had a great night, shame you wuzn't there
She's disappeared now, think she's got the hump what like a camel least she has somewhere to store her coffee
Think Feliz nicked that when he nicked the coffee machine!
Oy! I saw that! Accuse me of nicking camels! I'll put on a real twisty face and really a hump!"Voddy he's looking for you | |||
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"Good morning you lot
What a weird fecking night I had last night
We had a great night, shame you wuzn't there
Iv seen the mess
Yeah that was Feliz "Mr propaganda eh | |||
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"Good morning you lot
What a weird fecking night I had last night
We had a great night, shame you wuzn't there
She's disappeared now, think she's got the hump "Panthers don’t have humps | |||
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"Good morning you lot
What a weird fecking night I had last night
We had a great night, shame you wuzn't there
She's disappeared now, think she's got the hump what like a camel least she has somewhere to store her coffee
Think Feliz nicked that when he nicked the coffee machine!
Oy! I saw that! Accuse me of nicking camels! I'll put on a real twisty face and really a hump!
Voddy he's looking for you "Thinks she's at the airport | |||
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"Good morning you lot
What a weird fecking night I had last night
We had a great night, shame you wuzn't there
She's disappeared now, think she's got the hump
Panthers don’t have humps "Using your surname now eh | |||
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"Good morning you lot
What a weird fecking night I had last night
We had a great night, shame you wuzn't there
Iv seen the mess
Yeah that was Feliz
Mr propaganda eh "Mr Propaganda???? You pimped me out last night in your absence I hope the t chafed your inner thighs last night | |||
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"Good morning you lot
What a weird fecking night I had last night
We had a great night, shame you wuzn't there
Iv seen the mess
Yeah that was Feliz
Mr propaganda eh
Mr Propaganda???? You pimped me out last night in your absence I hope the t chafed your inner thighs last night "Shush will ya....there'll be rumours starting that I'm fecking fab straight | |||
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"Good morning you lot
What a weird fecking night I had last night
We had a great night, shame you wuzn't there
She's disappeared now, think she's got the hump
Panthers don’t have humps
Using your surname now eh "It’s my Sunday name or used when I’m in trouble | |||
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"Good morning you lot
What a weird fecking night I had last night
We had a great night, shame you wuzn't there
She's disappeared now, think she's got the hump
Panthers don’t have humps
Using your surname now eh
It’s my Sunday name or used when I’m in trouble " | |||
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"Good morning you lot
What a weird fecking night I had last night
We had a great night, shame you wuzn't there
She's disappeared now, think she's got the hump
Panthers don’t have humps
Using your surname now eh
It’s my Sunday name or used when I’m in trouble "then you should be given the royal pardon | |||
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"Good morning you lot
What a weird fecking night I had last night
We had a great night, shame you wuzn't there
She's disappeared now, think she's got the hump
Panthers don’t have humps
Using your surname now eh
It’s my Sunday name or used when I’m in trouble then you should be given the royal pardon "Yes because I’m an  | |||
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"Good morning you lot
What a weird fecking night I had last night
We had a great night, shame you wuzn't there
She's disappeared now, think she's got the hump
Panthers don’t have humps
Using your surname now eh
It’s my Sunday name or used when I’m in trouble then you should be given the royal pardon
Yes because I’m an "mistress said your halo is around your ankle | |||
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"Good morning you lot
What a weird fecking night I had last night
We had a great night, shame you wuzn't there
She's disappeared now, think she's got the hump
Panthers don’t have humps
Using your surname now eh
It’s my Sunday name or used when I’m in trouble then you should be given the royal pardon
Yes because I’m an mistress said your halo is around your ankle "Oh really, the cheek of the man | |||
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"I like the rate yourself thread, it’ll be interesting to see how ppl perceive themselves "I'll read it but not going on it | |||
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"I like the rate yourself thread, it’ll be interesting to see how ppl perceive themselves
I'll read it but not going on it"Hmmmm might be as well with your passport about to expire | |||
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"I like the rate yourself thread, it’ll be interesting to see how ppl perceive themselves
I'll read it but not going on it
Hmmmm might be as well with your passport about to expire "Shush woman | |||
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"I like the rate yourself thread, it’ll be interesting to see how ppl perceive themselves
I'll read it but not going on it
Hmmmm might be as well with your passport about to expire "its ok pink ive found a nice secure rest home for her | |||
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"I like the rate yourself thread, it’ll be interesting to see how ppl perceive themselves
I'll read it but not going on it
Hmmmm might be as well with your passport about to expire
Shush woman "oi be polite to pink | |||
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"I like the rate yourself thread, it’ll be interesting to see how ppl perceive themselves
I'll read it but not going on it
Hmmmm might be as well with your passport about to expire
Shush woman " | |||
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"Good lord Angie how long does it take your kettle to boil? "I just had to bump our thread too | |||
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"Good lord Angie how long does it take your kettle to boil? "Sorry I was distracted, can’t believe it took me so long to pick out an item of underwear to buy. X | |||
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Pink x | |||
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"You could die of thirst in here "There a latte waiting across the road | |||
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"You could die of thirst in here
There a latte waiting across the road "Coming over for my instant, get the kettle on Mistress | |||
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"You could die of thirst in here
There a latte waiting across the road "You know I don’t like coffee | |||
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"You could die of thirst in here
There a latte waiting across the road
You know I don’t like coffee "One smoothie coming up darling
And a drink as well | |||
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"You could die of thirst in here
There a latte waiting across the road
You know I don’t like coffee
One smoothie coming up darling
And a drink as well "That’ll be 2 smoothies then | |||
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"You could die of thirst in here
There a latte waiting across the road
You know I don’t like coffee
One smoothie coming up darling
And a drink as well "Ah but I've got Yorkshire tea bags too | |||
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"You could die of thirst in here
There a latte waiting across the road
You know I don’t like coffee
One smoothie coming up darling
And a drink as well
Ah but I've got Yorkshire tea bags too "Tight testicles? | |||
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"You could die of thirst in here
There a latte waiting across the road
You know I don’t like coffee
One smoothie coming up darling
And a drink as well
That’ll be 2 smoothies then " | |||
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"You could die of thirst in here
There a latte waiting across the road
You know I don’t like coffee
One smoothie coming up darling
And a drink as well
Ah but I've got Yorkshire tea bags too
Tight testicles? "Only when I'm wearing my support tights | |||
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"You could die of thirst in here
There a latte waiting across the road
You know I don’t like coffee
One smoothie coming up darling
And a drink as well
Ah but I've got Yorkshire tea bags too
Tight testicles?
Only when I'm wearing my support tights "There should be a health warning with those
Pink x | |||
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"Evening all "Hello lovely. How are you this evening? | |||
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"Evening all
Hello lovely. How are you this evening? "I'm not too bad thanks Babs. How's your lovely self? | |||
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"Evening all
Hello lovely. How are you this evening?
I'm not too bad thanks Babs. How's your lovely self? "I’m absolutely marvellous thank you G3orgie | |||
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"You could die of thirst in here
There a latte waiting across the road
You know I don’t like coffee
One smoothie coming up darling
And a drink as well
Ah but I've got Yorkshire tea bags too
Tight testicles?
Only when I'm wearing my support tights
There should be a health warning with those
Pink x"In fairness they do say women's tights | |||
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"Evening all
Hello lovely. How are you this evening?
I'm not too bad thanks Babs. How's your lovely self?
I’m absolutely marvellous thank you G3orgie "Get a room | |||
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"You could die of thirst in here
There a latte waiting across the road
You know I don’t like coffee
One smoothie coming up darling
And a drink as well
Ah but I've got Yorkshire tea bags too
Tight testicles?
Only when I'm wearing my support tights
There should be a health warning with those
Pink x
In fairness they do say women's tights "You’re not a woman?
Pink x | |||
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"Evening all
Hello lovely. How are you this evening?
I'm not too bad thanks Babs. How's your lovely self?
I’m absolutely marvellous thank you G3orgie
Get a room "We just might, but you aren't invited now Punky! | |||
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"Evening all
Hello lovely. How are you this evening?
I'm not too bad thanks Babs. How's your lovely self?
I’m absolutely marvellous thank you G3orgie
Get a room
We just might, but you aren't invited now Punky! "I think it could be a bit of a squeeze there’s already 3 of you. You might want to check best threads
Pink x | |||
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"Evening all
Hello lovely. How are you this evening?
I'm not too bad thanks Babs. How's your lovely self?
I’m absolutely marvellous thank you G3orgie
Get a room
We just might, but you aren't invited now Punky!
I think it could be a bit of a squeeze there’s already 3 of you. You might want to check best threads
Pink x"*sighs* another one of your "do your shirt up" hints | |||
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"Evening all
Hello lovely. How are you this evening?
I'm not too bad thanks Babs. How's your lovely self?
I’m absolutely marvellous thank you G3orgie
Get a room
We just might, but you aren't invited now Punky! "We will G3orgie, we will | |||
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"Evening all
Hello lovely. How are you this evening?
I'm not too bad thanks Babs. How's your lovely self?
I’m absolutely marvellous thank you G3orgie
Get a room
We just might, but you aren't invited now Punky!
I think it could be a bit of a squeeze there’s already 3 of you. You might want to check best threads
Pink x
*sighs* another one of your "do your shirt up" hints "Shhhhhh Babs won’t be happy if she knows I’ve told you to cover up
Pink x | |||
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"Evening all
Hello lovely. How are you this evening?
I'm not too bad thanks Babs. How's your lovely self?
I’m absolutely marvellous thank you G3orgie
Get a room
We just might, but you aren't invited now Punky!
I think it could be a bit of a squeeze there’s already 3 of you. You might want to check best threads
Pink x
*sighs* another one of your "do your shirt up" hints
Shhhhhh Babs won’t be happy if she knows I’ve told you to cover up
Pink x"He knows the rules | |||
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"You could die of thirst in here
There a latte waiting across the road
You know I don’t like coffee
One smoothie coming up darling
And a drink as well
Ah but I've got Yorkshire tea bags too
Tight testicles?
Only when I'm wearing my support tights
There should be a health warning with those
Pink x
In fairness they do say women's tights
You’re not a woman?
Pink x"Oh shit I forgot about that .ahem | |||
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"You could die of thirst in here
There a latte waiting across the road
You know I don’t like coffee
One smoothie coming up darling
And a drink as well
Ah but I've got Yorkshire tea bags too
Tight testicles?
Only when I'm wearing my support tights
There should be a health warning with those
Pink x
In fairness they do say women's tights
You’re not a woman?
Pink x
Oh shit I forgot about that
.ahem "You’re not
I thought the beard was a stage prop | |||
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"You could die of thirst in here
There a latte waiting across the road
You know I don’t like coffee
One smoothie coming up darling
And a drink as well
Ah but I've got Yorkshire tea bags too
Tight testicles?
Only when I'm wearing my support tights
There should be a health warning with those
Pink x
In fairness they do say women's tights
You’re not a woman?
Pink x
Oh shit I forgot about that
.ahem
You’re not
I thought the beard was a stage prop "Just a little stage I was going through | |||
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