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For fun: silliest profile description?

By *earCamberley OP Man over a year ago

or near Camberley

For me, it has to be the "discreet meets wanted" type...that then say they can host and have face/full body pics. Always make me laugh!

What makes you giggle/sigh with despair?

*don't name any profiles, just genetic 'funnies' please!*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Safe sex listed in interests, with a profile full of bareback and cream pie pics.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Will fill in/add pics later"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Will fill in/add pics later""

Generally on profiles a year old

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By *earCamberley OP Man over a year ago

or near Camberley

""Will fill in/add pics later"

Generally on profiles a year old "

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By *earCamberley OP Man over a year ago

or near Camberley

Another one: the 'couples' profile that starts well but by the third sentence has become "I"!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Never know what to write in these things. Just ask.

A double clueless classic

Not quite as bad is -

Mate told me about this, so seeing what it's all about

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mine

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By *tonMessCouple over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

Those filling the space with the 'legal warning'.... Donuts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm new to this.... With verifications from 2014

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By *agermeisterMan over a year ago

Leeds

Must be over 6'1", slim, muscled with a 8"+ cock.

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By *earCamberley OP Man over a year ago

or near Camberley

"Was here before. If you remember me/us, re-verify please"

...on a profile with no pictures, no description and a vague location

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Must be over 6'1", slim, muscled with a 8"+ cock.

That's not silly, that's a must

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What really gets on my tits is the profiles been on a year or longer ! With no pics ,not verified or site supporter .I think these should be removed in my opinion .what's the point years of perving

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman over a year ago

Richmond

"Seeking Quality over Quantity"

Followed by a list of 50 verifications in the past 2 months.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 22/01/18 19:44:55]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The profiles seeking a really specific type and then moaning they cant get meets

Geeky x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What really gets on my tits is the profiles been on a year or longer ! With no pics ,not verified or site supporter .I think these should be removed in my opinion .what's the point years of perving

WELL SAID!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Professional what?

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By *rimson_RoseWoman over a year ago

Tamworth

'Message me to find out more" - but I haven't found out anything at all yet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What really gets on my tits is the profiles been on a year or longer ! With no pics ,not verified or site supporter .I think these should be removed in my opinion .what's the point years of perving

WELL SAID!!"

Thankyou

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fill in later

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By *ancgent74Man over a year ago

Denton, Manchester

"Only interested in meeting owners of BMW, Audi or Mercedes to prove you have class"

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By *earCamberley OP Man over a year ago

or near Camberley

""Only interested in meeting owners of BMW, Audi or Mercedes to prove you have class"

No way!! Really? That's priceless

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“Ask me anything”. I quite often send random questions but I never get the answers so what’s the point

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fill in later "

Or fill in when I have time yet been on a year. If they’ve not had time to fill in a profile how will they ever find time to meet

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple over a year ago

South Wales

"Those filling the space with the 'legal warning'.... Donuts

The Sydney University 'legal' notice could easily be replaced with "I'm a gormless twat."

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By *earCamberley OP Man over a year ago

or near Camberley

Found another good one:

"Not here for a long time, here for a good time"

....on a couples' profile over a year old (with no verification at all, of course!)

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By *itch and TwatCouple over a year ago

Nr Rushden Lakes

"Those filling the space with the 'legal warning'.... Donuts

The Sydney University 'legal' notice could easily be replaced with "I'm a gormless twat.""

Hey, Twat isn’t gormless!

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

I saw one recently about a Lady complaining she had not received any approaches from Single Males for her "Meet Today".

If only she'd checked her message filters, as she had stopped males from contacting her!

Doh!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

""Seeking Quality over Quantity"

Followed by a list of 50 verifications in the past 2 months."

That's not quantity, as they'll all be high quality

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Saw one a while ago that said “If you don’t have a car, sort your life out!”

And another that simply says

“No one line messages please”

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Send your uber to pick me up.

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By *ransGuyTV/TS over a year ago

Cardiff

The ones with a "warning" at the end of it. Especially when it's longer than what they have put about themselves or they have a basically blank profile so there would be nothing to nick in the first place!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When a status update is longer than a profile.

That particular profile simply said:

hey

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can't travel

Can't accommodate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Really, really, really, really, really, really, really and I mean REALLY long profiles.

Who's going to read that?

Oh wait...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Seeking Quality over Quantity"

Followed by a list of 50 verifications in the past 2 months."

Maybe their idea of quantity is a little higher than most people's! Unless 50 quality meets then hats off!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Really, really, really, really, really, really, really and I mean REALLY long profiles.

Who's going to read that?

Oh wait...

Just looked at your profile! Would have read it if you weren't so far away though! The picture makes it worth it!

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By *lackbird1000Woman over a year ago

Birmingham

To me is I don't want to shag all fab , then they are over verified ( not party organizers)

Straight not looking for men , verified by men saying the details !!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Really, really, really, really, really, really, really and I mean REALLY long profiles.

Who's going to read that?

Oh wait...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To me is I don't want to shag all fab , then they are over verified ( not party organizers)

Straight not looking for men , verified by men saying the details !!! "

There are loads on fabguys with veris playing it straight here. Great profile BTW

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By *lackbird1000Woman over a year ago

Birmingham

"To me is I don't want to shag all fab , then they are over verified ( not party organizers)

Straight not looking for men , verified by men saying the details !!!

There are loads on fabguys with veris playing it straight here. Great profile BTW

"
Thanks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To me is I don't want to shag all fab , then they are over verified ( not party organizers)

Straight not looking for men , verified by men saying the details !!!

There are loads on fabguys with veris playing it straight here. Great profile BTW

Thanks"

Well I would message you but I am too old! - and live too far away

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can't travel

Can't accommodate

There’s another thread explaining this if you honestly can’t figure it out yourself

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

"To me is I don't want to shag all fab , then they are over verified ( not party organizers)

Straight not looking for men , verified by men saying the details !!! "

They tried it but were terrible gay shags, so just sticking to straight meets now?

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By *sGivesWoodWoman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Genuine... Genuine what ffs?!

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