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"Gonna run in the morning. I've missed one this week and I daren't let it slide in case I just decide I can't be arsed at all!!! " Good habits can be ingrained as easily as bad habits, choose wisely which way you want to go..... Says the man who hasn't run for 5 days | |||
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"Gonna run in the morning. I've missed one this week and I daren't let it slide in case I just decide I can't be arsed at all!!! " Yep, this is now the danger period for everyone. Life gets in the way, interruptions for illness or physical niggles, initial enthusiasm waning. Let’s get back on it everyone, running can be life changing - or at least moobs changing! | |||
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"Gonna run in the morning. I've missed one this week and I daren't let it slide in case I just decide I can't be arsed at all!!! Good habits can be ingrained as easily as bad habits, choose wisely which way you want to go..... Says the man who hasn't run for 5 days " Aaaaagh. Ok, ok. I’m running. And so are you!!! Let’s get off our lardy arses (actually, I’ve never seen your arse so I’ll speak for myself...) | |||
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"Started running on Monday. 3 mile Monday 39mins. 3mile thur 35 mins 3mile sat 33 mins . Add a mile this week " Bloody brilliant! Welcome! | |||
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"Gonna run in the morning. I've missed one this week and I daren't let it slide in case I just decide I can't be arsed at all!!! Good habits can be ingrained as easily as bad habits, choose wisely which way you want to go..... Says the man who hasn't run for 5 days Aaaaagh. Ok, ok. I’m running. And so are you!!! Let’s get off our lardy arses (actually, I’ve never seen your arse so I’ll speak for myself...) " I’m sure a display of arses can be arranged | |||
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"After a hectic weekend i need a few days to catch up on sleep and allow my feet to recover. At this moment they hurt sitting down lol. Will carry on after the next few days " Good plan. Make sure you watch Say Yes to the Dress while you’re chilling because it’s the best show on TV. (If you like trashy stuff!) | |||
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"Morning all, went for run this morning, well I say run, more of a jog! Question for you, as I tried a new app, I took it steady, did week 3 run 1, technically I should have done run 3 as that's where I'm at. But found that run quite exhausting. Is it a case of 'man up' (as much as a woman can do ) and keep to where I was on the last app or take it easy and get through it at a pace I'm comfortable with???" Just adapt to suit your current level of fitness...as long as you are getting out of breath (but not too much) during your run phases, you will definitely get better if you run three times a week x | |||
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"Gonna run in the morning. I've missed one this week and I daren't let it slide in case I just decide I can't be arsed at all!!! Good habits can be ingrained as easily as bad habits, choose wisely which way you want to go..... Says the man who hasn't run for 5 days Aaaaagh. Ok, ok. I’m running. And so are you!!! Let’s get off our lardy arses (actually, I’ve never seen your arse so I’ll speak for myself...) I’m sure a display of arses can be arranged " Half the people on this thread have seen my arse! | |||
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"Gonna run in the morning. I've missed one this week and I daren't let it slide in case I just decide I can't be arsed at all!!! Yep, this is now the danger period for everyone. Life gets in the way, interruptions for illness or physical niggles, initial enthusiasm waning. Let’s get back on it everyone, running can be life changing - or at least moobs changing!" All right, all right. I’ll bloody run. | |||
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"Morning all, went for run this morning, well I say run, more of a jog! Question for you, as I tried a new app, I took it steady, did week 3 run 1, technically I should have done run 3 as that's where I'm at. But found that run quite exhausting. Is it a case of 'man up' (as much as a woman can do ) and keep to where I was on the last app or take it easy and get through it at a pace I'm comfortable with???" Obviously I don’t have a clue what I’m talking about so factor that in (!) but I think a change of pace or a windy day or slightly boggier ground can make it significantly harder or easier. Reserve judgement until you’ve done the next one. (And how have you run already??? It’s the middle of the night!) | |||
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"Gonna run in the morning. I've missed one this week and I daren't let it slide in case I just decide I can't be arsed at all!!! Yep, this is now the danger period for everyone. Life gets in the way, interruptions for illness or physical niggles, initial enthusiasm waning. Let’s get back on it everyone, running can be life changing - or at least moobs changing! All right, all right. I’ll bloody run. " Good girl! | |||
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"Sooooo....... Last week was a gruelling week. Over 100 hours worked and no time/energy/will to run at all. This morning I was up at 5, walked (was dragged) my pooch for 45 minutes, then stared at the treadmill trying to summon the energy to get on it. From somewhere the will came to me, so on I got!! And ah just kept running..... 3.2km (2 miles)!! Feel totally fucked, but chuffed with myself " Very good effort! | |||
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"FAB CRAP RUNNERS' CLUB WEEK FOUR!!!! MOTTO: We run #LikeAToddlerChasingAPug . . . Well done fellow athletes (splutter)! 28 people reported progress during Week Three. We're really doing it! That exercise thing we'd heard so much about. Well now we're doing it. We can smugly say "I jog three times a week" and it won't even be a lie!!! . . . EXPLANATION: If you're unsure what it's all about, the old thread explains (linked to below) but, in short, from 1st January, we're all trying to improve our fitness through "Couch to 5k" (C25K) which is a nine-week running programme for absolute beginners, available on various free phone apps (I'm using Get Running). A few people are getting fit by other means including walking and cycling - all are welcome. We're all expecting to be utterly crap at it but we're doing it anyway - yay us! Old thread: https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/711745 New members are still very welcome - post on this thread and I'll add you to the list next week. . . . THE OFFICIAL MEMBERS OF THE FAB CRAP RUNNERS' CLUB: Adam 1971 Struggling with week four runs but getting nearer to completing it each time. Going to repeat it a bit. Ran in short sleeves in the sleet (WTF??? It's bad enough without hypothermia surely. You're improving all the time - and week four is only just officially starting now.) AdsandGeeky Walking all over the place including to the cinema this week. (How's the walking going? You're about to get married aren’t you? Tell us about that!) albi nice Newbie. Enjoys doing mud runs and spin classes. (Welcome. Is your knee getting better?) Bitch_and_Twat . Going to start a Park Run parallel thread. Done a 30 minute combo of runs and walks. (So pleased you're feeling better at last). BlueWonder Week two done with the third run feeling easy! Slightly sore knees. (You star!!! If it's getting easier, it means it's working!) BoPeep1 Done two runs this week. Rested over the weekend ready for week four. (Well done - are you feeling ready for week four?) Chasing waterfalls Ran to badminton. Week three complete. Trying the NHS podcast. (How is the podcast? And you ran to get to yet more exercise - wow!)) _xciter7169 Wasn't going to run in the rain but saw a man running and made himself go for it. (Nice one! Maybe some other jogger saw you go past and then they went out. Like a Mexican wave!) _riskynrisky Didn't run during week two. Just needs the willpower! (Did you manage to run? How was it?) goodtimes_888 Being absolutely lovely to everyone on the thread as always. (You're very lovely to everyone and never say what you're up to ) Gebntleman Jay Newbie. Ran in a hailstorm! (Welcome! Lovely to have you here. Let us know what you've got planned next) here4fun87 Bit stiff from football but definitely planning to run! (So did you? x) itsme8717 Newbie. Got 24.39 on Park Run today but he's aiming for under 24 minutes. Has anxiety and depression and running saved his life. (Welcome! Very impressive. Thanks for talking openly about the mental health benefits you've had from running) juicylucy1972 Newbie. Training for a half marathon in May. (Welcome. How has the week been? Are you following an established programme or doing your own thing?) Just normal people Got a throat virus and lost lots of weight. (Poor you - how are you feeling now?) Lookingforlust . Working really long hours and fitting a kitchen over the weekend but will start again on Monday. (Let us know how it goes. We know you can do it!) Louiseandlogan Started C25K last summer and got to week seven but stopped. Wants to start again. (How's it going? Have you run this week?) Makenchi In Bulgaria snowboarding. (Are you back now? Have you run?) Micky-disco Ran 20 mins without stopping! Feeling groggy and hoping it's not flu. (Oh no! Fingers crossed) MidsAndy Newbie. Usually a regular runner but is out of shape at the moment. Ran to a meeting six miles away. (Welcome. How was that run?) Miles Away Girl Still on week two due to burst eardrum. Will catch up eventually. (Stick with us. You can restart whenever you can but don't give up.) MrsTrellis Got behind. On week three run two. Will catch up! Been entered into a race against her will. northerndels1000 Found it harder to run on tarmac. Looking out for the Park Run thread (a friend of mine helps lead one. She says they're really welcoming. Go for it!). Notverywellendowed Had to stop running due to shin splints. Signed up for a boxing match. Gave us the impressive advice that we should breathe like we're sucking a cock. Also he's been advised to up his protein intake… (I'm saying nothing… ) _udistnorthants Been walking 6000 steps a day. Chose to have sex instead of exercise. (Our hero!) signorina Week three run three done in the rain no less! And signed up to Park Run. (Fabulous - you're exactly on schedule!) tigercub89 Did 5km in 45 minutes! (Excellent!!! Very impressive indeed!) w0nder Newbie. (Welcome. How's it going? Have you made a start?) . . . OUR FABULOUS EXPERIENCE RUNNERS WHO ARE HAPPY TO OFFER ADVICE: BigBoy11782 Bike Monkey Bitch_and_Twat goodtimes_888 Man-monkey marathon26 Mr Alleycat SwingoftheKingers waverunner . . . WE DIDN'T HEAR FROM THESE LOVELY PEOPLE WHO REPORTED PROGRESS LAST WEEK BUT HAVEN'T POSTED THIS WEEK. LET US KNOW HOW YOU'RE GETTING ON: Blue Narwhal bobtheredelephant divine comedy eFEMeral harte2harte jackspop justmaybe Mickey and Minnie Miss.Honey Mixed Mister Morpork Watch Polarbear73 Shyno SimplyClass _parky4g tandh Topsy Rogers . . . INJURY BENCH (GET WELL SOON): Evie!! Foot still bad be she wishes everyone well. HarryJones1975 now has a sore foot to add to his difficulties so he's the official club mascot and appears to be willing to consider any costume! Miles Away Girl has a burst eardrum. Notverywellendowed has shin splints. . . . . AND THANK YOU TO OUR WELL-WISHERS AND SUPPORTERS WHOSE POSITIVE MESSAGES ARE KEEPING US GOING: Autumn76, Bike Monkey, blackbird1000, blueeyedboy1212, bonbons_xx, Erect-Jim, Evie!!, Feliz Nelson, Funtimes1992, GS_Bristol, GenuineinCambs, Jayc1290, jdhandy29, KingAl, Lady Lick, Leo Liaisons, littlebeaver, LittleJackHornier, marathon26, medwayduo, Oliver91, Oral-wan Kenobi, Rachael xx, Serendipity, SwingoftheKingers, thegatekeeper, tom_in_nlondon and YeOldeWitchDoc. . . . AND FINALLY: We're almost half way through! Just keep going - we're really doing it!!! Mrs Trellis x" im a keen runner and triathlete. Can I joine please | |||
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"One five min run remains. Help. " Yes, get off your bloody phone and concentrate woman! Moobs “Mr Motivator” Twat | |||
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"I did it!!! OMFG I did it!!!! It was so so slow. Barely running. Literally like a snail. But I bloody well did it!! 16 mins of “running” in bits. Mo Farah eat your heart out! " I regard that as coaching success. Blow job? | |||
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"I did it!!! OMFG I did it!!!! It was so so slow. Barely running. Literally like a snail. But I bloody well did it!! 16 mins of “running” in bits. Mo Farah eat your heart out! I regard that as coaching success. Blow job?" Thanks mate, but I’m ok for the moment | |||
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"I did it!!! OMFG I did it!!!! It was so so slow. Barely running. Literally like a snail. But I bloody well did it!! 16 mins of “running” in bits. Mo Farah eat your heart out! I regard that as coaching success. Blow job? Thanks mate, but I’m ok for the moment " Oh OK...how disappointing | |||
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"Well done! Did you break through the finish line tape at the end with your arms in the air? " You must be bloody joking. I stumbled on one step because my foot literally didn’t leave the ground. | |||
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"I did it!!! OMFG I did it!!!! It was so so slow. Barely running. Literally like a snail. But I bloody well did it!! 16 mins of “running” in bits. Mo Farah eat your heart out! I regard that as coaching success. Blow job? Thanks mate, but I’m ok for the moment Oh OK...how disappointing " Jeeez... get a room! | |||
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"I need to get a few things sorted first, then I can try and start running again. I’ll keep an eye on this forum thread to help me get motivated. " Yay someone from north west if you are close would love a running buddy x | |||
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"I did get out for a run after football, hate to admit it but a gentle run helps losen me up. Hoping to get out today going to walk the dog first and make sure its not icy underfoot. " Exercise before exercise! Impressive (and a bit weird!) . | |||
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"Still not in any fit state to run, but improving hoping to be good to go by the end of the week" Make sure you're fully recovered. It sounds like it's been nasty. | |||
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"Excellent to see this thread....because of my shifts my weeks will be out but I'm still going i have 2x12 hour night shifts to do and will swim after, days off start on wed so week 3 runs will start for me then....in a strange way I'm looking forward to it but that may not last lol A few guys from work have persuaded me to add strava app to my phone, hopefully I'll get encouragement from them too rather than taking the micky. Well done everyone " I love Strava, for an old sportsman like me, it brings a edge of competitiveness to your exercise especially when you start smashing your own prs | |||
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"Excellent to see this thread....because of my shifts my weeks will be out but I'm still going i have 2x12 hour night shifts to do and will swim after, days off start on wed so week 3 runs will start for me then....in a strange way I'm looking forward to it but that may not last lol A few guys from work have persuaded me to add strava app to my phone, hopefully I'll get encouragement from them too rather than taking the micky. Well done everyone " You’ll be awesome! I’m impressed you’re swimming after such long shifts! | |||
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"I need to get a few things sorted first, then I can try and start running again. I’ll keep an eye on this forum thread to help me get motivated. Yay someone from north west if you are close would love a running buddy x " Hi Signorina, We are about 30 miles away! I’ll have to build up my stamina, and then I’ll run it from Bolton to Chester. Maybe next time. | |||
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"Excellent to see this thread....because of my shifts my weeks will be out but I'm still going i have 2x12 hour night shifts to do and will swim after, days off start on wed so week 3 runs will start for me then....in a strange way I'm looking forward to it but that may not last lol A few guys from work have persuaded me to add strava app to my phone, hopefully I'll get encouragement from them too rather than taking the micky. Well done everyone You’ll be awesome! I’m impressed you’re swimming after such long shifts!" Its quite relaxing lol I don't go mad just half hour | |||
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"I’ve just come back from the third run of week 4 after failing at the first two. At last I completed it I’m going to do it another twice so I’ve had three successful runs but I’m very pleased to have done it last" You absolute star!!!! That’s perseverance for you! I’m so very impressed!!! | |||
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"I’ve just come back from the third run of week 4 after failing at the first two. At last I completed it I’m going to do it another twice so I’ve had three successful runs but I’m very pleased to have done it last" Well done, if at first you don't succeed...... Good idea to stick at this level for another couple of runs. I'm sure that now you've cracked it once it will seem that much easier next time. | |||
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"Well I haven’t got the dreaded flu thank god just had a bit of a mental breakdown due to work and personal stress going on at the moment having a week off but will be back at it next week " Sorry to hear that, take it easy and get out there when you feel ready. Those roads aren't going anywhere! | |||
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"Well I haven’t got the dreaded flu thank god just had a bit of a mental breakdown due to work and personal stress going on at the moment having a week off but will be back at it next week Sorry to hear that, take it easy and get out there when you feel ready. Those roads aren't going anywhere!" Cheers I do find it hard to relax sometimes but I really do need to have a week doing nothing | |||
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"I’ve just come back from the third run of week 4 after failing at the first two. At last I completed it I’m going to do it another twice so I’ve had three successful runs but I’m very pleased to have done it last" Well done you, hopefully it'll get easier | |||
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"I need to get a few things sorted first, then I can try and start running again. I’ll keep an eye on this forum thread to help me get motivated. Yay someone from north west if you are close would love a running buddy x Hi Signorina, We are about 30 miles away! I’ll have to build up my stamina, and then I’ll run it from Bolton to Chester. Maybe next time. " Lol I don't think I'm up to that level yet. But if you get the stamina to do it I definitely want to meet if you are ever visiting we could do a park run Chester is very pretty x | |||
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"As an experienced runner... make sure you all wave or nod to other runners. We are in it together. If the other runner doesn’t wave back... kill them x" But that means id have to chase and catch then first | |||
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"I’ve managed to lose one of my running shoes out of the car boot and I’ve had a knee injury so haven’t run since October. Gonna hit the parkrun this Saturday me thinks. Anybody wanting to run should just go to the local parkrun whatever your level. They’re ace and for people of all abilities. I’ve seen 70 year olds and 7 year olds. People finish anywhere from 15mins - 60mins and your only racing against your own time. Defo try the parkrun. It’s quality. " I just feel a bit ignorant as i have earphone in so i know when to run or not and its early for me but i will get there soon | |||
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"I’ve managed to lose one of my running shoes out of the car boot and I’ve had a knee injury so haven’t run since October. Gonna hit the parkrun this Saturday me thinks. Anybody wanting to run should just go to the local parkrun whatever your level. They’re ace and for people of all abilities. I’ve seen 70 year olds and 7 year olds. People finish anywhere from 15mins - 60mins and your only racing against your own time. Defo try the parkrun. It’s quality. " Yeah, I’m not sure I want to be beaten by a 70 year old | |||
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"I’ve managed to lose one of my running shoes out of the car boot and I’ve had a knee injury so haven’t run since October. Gonna hit the parkrun this Saturday me thinks. Anybody wanting to run should just go to the local parkrun whatever your level. They’re ace and for people of all abilities. I’ve seen 70 year olds and 7 year olds. People finish anywhere from 15mins - 60mins and your only racing against your own time. Defo try the parkrun. It’s quality. Yeah, I’m not sure I want to be beaten by a 70 year old " Reminds me when I was really fit (29 mins for 5 miles fit) and about 39 years old...and I was outsprinted in a 5 mile race by a 62 year-old bloke...Graham Patton...look him up, he was quite famous I believe in running circles...I was gutted! | |||
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"Week 4 run 1 done. Off to climbing tonight. Anyone up for tough mudder north west in Sept plenty of time to train ? " I think you are literally superhuman | |||
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"Week 4 run 1 done. Off to climbing tonight. Anyone up for tough mudder north west in Sept plenty of time to train ? I think you are literally superhuman " Literally? So what would be her superhero name? | |||
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"Week 4 run 1 done. Off to climbing tonight. Anyone up for tough mudder north west in Sept plenty of time to train ? " I was going to ask some of the guys from work to have a go but they're really competitive so I'll not bother lol but it had crossed my mind | |||
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"Week 4 run 1 done. Off to climbing tonight. Anyone up for tough mudder north west in Sept plenty of time to train ? " Im signed up to a colour obstacle run in july (will be seeing how that goes before thinking of signing up to anything else) | |||
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"Week 4 run 1 done. Off to climbing tonight. Anyone up for tough mudder north west in Sept plenty of time to train ? I was going to ask some of the guys from work to have a go but they're really competitive so I'll not bother lol but it had crossed my mind" Come with me! I'm not competitive my aim is to get round and not die. X | |||
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"Just done a treadmill run. 2 miles in 20 minutes, it's only my third run, the first to were in the first week of Jan. I am having trouble getting a running routine going..." Have you tried the app that we're all using? ......i find that and the comments and motivation from these threads keep me going | |||
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"I’m working away from home. I’ve brought my running stuff. That’s nearly the same as running isn’t it? " Horizontal jogging is not the same as regular jogging | |||
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"I’m working away from home. I’ve brought my running stuff. That’s nearly the same as running isn’t it? Horizontal jogging is not the same as regular jogging " But nonetheless fun! | |||
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"I’m working away from home. I’ve brought my running stuff. That’s nearly the same as running isn’t it? Horizontal jogging is not the same as regular jogging But nonetheless fun!" You two have such a low opinion of me. | |||
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"I’m working away from home. I’ve brought my running stuff. That’s nearly the same as running isn’t it? Horizontal jogging is not the same as regular jogging But nonetheless fun! You two have such a low opinion of me. " Says the woman with a fresh veri! | |||
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"Just done a treadmill run. 2 miles in 20 minutes, it's only my third run, the first to were in the first week of Jan. I am having trouble getting a running routine going... Have you tried the app that we're all using? ......i find that and the comments and motivation from these threads keep me going" I did try an app but my gym is in a basement, so I didn't get any signal so the app wouldn't work... I'm thinking of going for different running goal... | |||
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"Just done a treadmill run. 2 miles in 20 minutes, it's only my third run, the first to were in the first week of Jan. I am having trouble getting a running routine going... Have you tried the app that we're all using? ......i find that and the comments and motivation from these threads keep me going I did try an app but my gym is in a basement, so I didn't get any signal so the app wouldn't work... I'm thinking of going for different running goal..." I use the app on a phone that has no sim card so signal shouldn't be a problem. The app i use is c25k, some are using other apps My routine is around my days off as i don't have the energy after a 12 hour shift, i make set days to run otherwise I'll continue to sit on the settee lol plus everyone on here is keeping me going | |||
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"Hi I would love to get involved. I have gym kit from a previous life and running shoes so I am ready to go. When do I need to do the run by and how far? Well done to all of you who have been in since week 1 - any advice on staying motivated would be appreciated. " The program is Couch to 5k or C25K, it builds up your running gradually over 8 or 9 weeks. There are various apps or the NHS podcast you can listen to. As for motivation, when you complete a week I think you can ask for any sexual favour you like from anyone on the thread. I’ll have to check the small print on the paperwork but that’s certainly why I’m doing it | |||
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"Week 3 run 1 done. I finished nights this morning and went for a swim, had 4 hours sleep then went for my run... At the time, 90 secs run was good but the 3 mins near the end was a steep uphill (usually I'm walking then!) It nearly killed me, i was just about to scream at her when she said walk, i nearly collapsed lol but kept going....second 90 secs was all uphill, bloody killer but not as long....last 3 mins was level and downhill so it was a lot easier so i carried on till the incline towards the end then walked all the steep hill home......i feel great at my success yay go me Well done everyone for getting here and thanks for support and motivation " That’s excellent, be proud of yourself, and even more proud when you do it again in a couple of days | |||
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"I finally managed to complete week 3 run 1 too My brand new trainers are already a mess. I make Pheobe from Friends look like a competent runner. My limbs dart off in directions I didn’t know existed and all out of sync. It’s a wonder I actually move. Now just how unethical and immoral is it to pinch my daughters asthma inhaler? " I’m picturing Inspector Gadget during a malfunction? | |||
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"Gonna run in the morning. I've missed one this week and I daren't let it slide in case I just decide I can't be arsed at all!!! Good habits can be ingrained as easily as bad habits, choose wisely which way you want to go..... Says the man who hasn't run for 5 days Aaaaagh. Ok, ok. I’m running. And so are you!!! Let’s get off our lardy arses (actually, I’ve never seen your arse so I’ll speak for myself...) I’m sure a display of arses can be arranged Half the people on this thread have seen my arse! " I haven't yet | |||
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"New parallel parkrun thread! See you there..and here...I can multitask you know, despite these moobs! https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/720949#message_15486847 Moobs Twat" Hurrah - I almost registered a couple of days back but held off in case I need to read something very important there. | |||
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"Think im going to have a rest week, my ankles playing up more than usual at the minute, think i over did the dancing at the weekend. Dont want to cause more damage to it " I'm struggling a little with sore knees.... How do you feel about some mutual massaging? Blue x | |||
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"I finally managed to complete week 3 run 1 too My brand new trainers are already a mess. I make Pheobe from Friends look like a competent runner. My limbs dart off in directions I didn’t know existed and all out of sync. It’s a wonder I actually move. Now just how unethical and immoral is it to pinch my daughters asthma inhaler? I’m picturing Inspector Gadget during a malfunction? Nah. Too skinny. Plus I look a twat in a hat" Oi - don’t take my name in vain! Twat | |||
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"Week 3 run 2 completed this morning feel happier that I could do this without feeling really exhausted, so seem to be at the right level. Well done everyone for getting this far. I've suffered from PND and depression most of my life. I've hidden in my little bubble for years and this thread has really helped me with confidence to get out and about and something to aim for is what I needed, so thank you. Mrs xx " Well done - you're showing your awesomeness | |||
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"Week 3 run 2 completed this morning feel happier that I could do this without feeling really exhausted, so seem to be at the right level. Well done everyone for getting this far. I've suffered from PND and depression most of my life. I've hidden in my little bubble for years and this thread has really helped me with confidence to get out and about and something to aim for is what I needed, so thank you. Mrs xx Well done - you're showing your awesomeness " Indeed, and it also helped me with depression (and handling stress) for years, as it does many people. You’re not alone x. | |||
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"Just popping my head in. Tomorrow will mark the end of week three. My first run I barely made out alive and this evening I did (according to Strava) 3.8k in 27 mins. I’ve no idea if that’s good or not but I’m not giving up. I’m not following any plan other than to run at least 5-6 times a week and put one foot in front of the other. I’m still in the walk/run phase but it’s getting easier, faster and now about 80% is running. I’ve signed up for park run but I won’t be doing it until I know I can do a full 5k. I still hate running " Get yourself on the park run now your time for just under 4km is good enough for you to enjoy a 5km park run without finishing last even if you walk sections | |||
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"Just popping my head in. Tomorrow will mark the end of week three. My first run I barely made out alive and this evening I did (according to Strava) 3.8k in 27 mins. I’ve no idea if that’s good or not but I’m not giving up. I’m not following any plan other than to run at least 5-6 times a week and put one foot in front of the other. I’m still in the walk/run phase but it’s getting easier, faster and now about 80% is running. I’ve signed up for park run but I won’t be doing it until I know I can do a full 5k. I still hate running " Well done, that’s why you’re so right for the Fab Crap Runners Club If you get any crude messages about being a poster girl and it needs some artistic photos, use your judgment | |||
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"Just popping my head in. Tomorrow will mark the end of week three. My first run I barely made out alive and this evening I did (according to Strava) 3.8k in 27 mins. I’ve no idea if that’s good or not but I’m not giving up. I’m not following any plan other than to run at least 5-6 times a week and put one foot in front of the other. I’m still in the walk/run phase but it’s getting easier, faster and now about 80% is running. I’ve signed up for park run but I won’t be doing it until I know I can do a full 5k. I still hate running Get yourself on the park run now your time for just under 4km is good enough for you to enjoy a 5km park run without finishing last even if you walk sections" Yes, definitely...once you can do a session of 4K running/walking...parkrun is the next stage as doing it with others is really motivating...mmm, doing it with others... | |||
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"Enjoy park run? Isn’t that an oxymoron? I can’t say I’m enjoying running at all but it costs nothing and I love the changes in my CV capacity and the smugness I feel. I have to remember the high feeling I get afterwards to enable me to drag my arse off the sofa!" Oxymoron? Isn’t he active on the forums? Ahhh, runner’s high...not quite as good as an orgasm but still pretty good... | |||
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"Hi team, can I join the gang, I'd say I'm an experienced very average runner who's best days were long ago, but I'm trying to get back to some semblance of my past self and that journey may as well start here. I admire anybody who gets out there and does at least something, afterall the hardest part of going for a run is putting your trainers on. " Ain’t that the truth! | |||
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"Hi team, can I join the gang, I'd say I'm an experienced very average runner who's best days were long ago, but I'm trying to get back to some semblance of my past self and that journey may as well start here. I admire anybody who gets out there and does at least something, afterall the hardest part of going for a run is putting your trainers on. " Excellent! Welcome. I have to assume my best days are in front of me because I've certainly not show any sporting prowess in my first 42 years! | |||
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"Just popping my head in. Tomorrow will mark the end of week three. My first run I barely made out alive and this evening I did (according to Strava) 3.8k in 27 mins. I’ve no idea if that’s good or not but I’m not giving up. I’m not following any plan other than to run at least 5-6 times a week and put one foot in front of the other. I’m still in the walk/run phase but it’s getting easier, faster and now about 80% is running. I’ve signed up for park run but I won’t be doing it until I know I can do a full 5k. I still hate running Well done, that’s why you’re so right for the Fab Crap Runners Club If you get any crude messages about being a poster girl and it needs some artistic photos, use your judgment " Agreed - if you start to like running, you're thrown out of the Crap Runners' Club. | |||
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"Week 3 run 2 completed this morning feel happier that I could do this without feeling really exhausted, so seem to be at the right level. Well done everyone for getting this far. I've suffered from PND and depression most of my life. I've hidden in my little bubble for years and this thread has really helped me with confidence to get out and about and something to aim for is what I needed, so thank you. Mrs xx " I was moved reading this. What an achievement. I hope your confidence continues to grow. Depression is horrible, and beginning to claw your way out is a massive step forward. x | |||
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"Got another run in tonight,still no idea how far ive been running but its far enough,seem to be running a bit further now before I have to stop for a walk,progress?" Absolutely progress!! That's all you need to do - run a bit more each time, get your heart rate up a bit - you're doing it!!! | |||
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"Hi I would love to get involved. I have gym kit from a previous life and running shoes so I am ready to go. When do I need to do the run by and how far? Well done to all of you who have been in since week 1 - any advice on staying motivated would be appreciated. " Welcome!!! Very nice to have you. I get motivated by imagining I'm outrunning medical conditions I'd like to avoid. I run along chanting (in my head) "Diabetes can kiss my arse" and stuff like that! | |||
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"Hey guys congrats to all that kept this up Planning on starting again next week. Had some sports physio on my troublesome calf’s (which was fucking painful!!) so fingers crossed " Nice one!!!! | |||
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"I’m still going my mile a day and a bit more sometimes Have had my gate measured and brought some supported running shoes and invested in a foam roller great bit of kit But lost no weight " That's cos you're pure muscle now! | |||
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"Hi I would love to get involved. I have gym kit from a previous life and running shoes so I am ready to go. When do I need to do the run by and how far? Well done to all of you who have been in since week 1 - any advice on staying motivated would be appreciated. Welcome!!! Very nice to have you. I get motivated by imagining I'm outrunning medical conditions I'd like to avoid. I run along chanting (in my head) "Diabetes can kiss my arse" and stuff like that!" That sounds like good advice to me! Ok so be it. Not going to get the app yet but will ride the bike to work tomorrow. If I don't go into cardiac arrest will do the first run Sunday! Thanks for the welcome. | |||
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"Just done a treadmill run. 2 miles in 20 minutes, it's only my third run, the first to were in the first week of Jan. I am having trouble getting a running routine going... Have you tried the app that we're all using? ......i find that and the comments and motivation from these threads keep me going I did try an app but my gym is in a basement, so I didn't get any signal so the app wouldn't work... I'm thinking of going for different running goal..." The NHS one is a podcast rather than an app so maybe it's like a tape-recording rather than a web-based-thingy. #technicalsupport | |||
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"So, After a few more rest days than anticipated due to me not wanting my running gear rubbing against my new tattoo. I have just completed run 1 of week 3. Not too bad all in all considering I haven't run since friday last week. Blue x " That's great - when's your next one? | |||
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"Gonna run in the morning. I've missed one this week and I daren't let it slide in case I just decide I can't be arsed at all!!! Good habits can be ingrained as easily as bad habits, choose wisely which way you want to go..... Says the man who hasn't run for 5 days Aaaaagh. Ok, ok. I’m running. And so are you!!! Let’s get off our lardy arses (actually, I’ve never seen your arse so I’ll speak for myself...) I’m sure a display of arses can be arranged Half the people on this thread have seen my arse! I haven't yet " Here's a sneak preview. ( Y ) | |||
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"I’m running tonight, I also ran up the stairs at work because it made me feel like Bodie in The Professionals. Bursting into that meeting with a prop gun was a bit much but that’s the way it goes " I can believe you’ve finished week four! More than half way through! | |||
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"Week 4 day 3 completed. n after my app had run out I continued running another 1.5 k so very happy. Training going good in gym too since the 1st Jan I’m a stone lighter. Running is by far best way for me to feet fit. Treated myself to. Night light. They are so good. Can see the pot holes now. Happy Friday " That’s absolutely amazing!!! So much fitter and a stone lighter! That’s really impressive. Can you see a difference in the mirror? The light thing is a good idea. Is it one of those head ones? | |||
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"I ran with my friends dogs today was fun going past the cyclists as one always tries to chase them x " Ha ha ha - stressful!!!! | |||
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"I did 2 runs yesterday - oooft legs are a little sore today " I can massage them for you | |||
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"I really miss this thread can I carry on posting? I’m starting again Monday after injury honest!! " What injury do you have? My foot is starting to piss me off now! Nothing I do helps it | |||
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"I did 2 runs yesterday - oooft legs are a little sore today I can massage them for you " Now massage services after our group parkruns would be MUCH appreciated...as well as the sexual appreciation of the hard-working coaches of course | |||
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"I did 2 runs yesterday - oooft legs are a little sore today I can massage them for you Now massage services after our group parkruns would be MUCH appreciated...as well as the sexual appreciation of the hard-working coaches of course " A good coach does whatever is necessary to improve the performance of their students | |||
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"I did 2 runs yesterday - oooft legs are a little sore today I can massage them for you Now massage services after our group parkruns would be MUCH appreciated...as well as the sexual appreciation of the hard-working coaches of course A good coach does whatever is necessary to improve the performance of their students " And a good student is very appreciative | |||
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"I really miss this thread can I carry on posting? I’m starting again Monday after injury honest!! What injury do you have? My foot is starting to piss me off now! Nothing I do helps it " Had calf issues for years, had some physio so ready to try again It was painful so hope it worked lol | |||
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"I really miss this thread can I carry on posting? I’m starting again Monday after injury honest!! What injury do you have? My foot is starting to piss me off now! Nothing I do helps it Had calf issues for years, had some physio so ready to try again It was painful so hope it worked lol" Take it very gently! | |||
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"I really miss this thread can I carry on posting? I’m starting again Monday after injury honest!! What injury do you have? My foot is starting to piss me off now! Nothing I do helps it Had calf issues for years, had some physio so ready to try again It was painful so hope it worked lol" Lol pain is often a sign it's working | |||
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"I really miss this thread can I carry on posting? I’m starting again Monday after injury honest!! What injury do you have? My foot is starting to piss me off now! Nothing I do helps it Had calf issues for years, had some physio so ready to try again It was painful so hope it worked lol Lol pain is often a sign it's working " I’m going to remember that reasoning for anal | |||
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"I’m running today. Spent some of the evening dealing with a smoke alarm that is convinced that the house is burning down when it quite clearly isn’t!! When is everyone planning on trying Park Run? I think I might try it straight after week nine. I know everyone says you can walk/run it but I think I’d rather feel like I’m capable of running the whole 5km. “Twat” from Bitch and Twat has started a thread for Fab Park Runners. I’ll find a link. " That’s what I’m aiming for. I’m up to 4K, more running than walking so not too far away. The first run I did I jogged about 100 yards and honestly thought I was going to die. The sudden rush of oxygen to my arms was even painful! I think once we are surrounded by other runners, we will be able to pick ourselves further. | |||
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"I’m running today. Spent some of the evening dealing with a smoke alarm that is convinced that the house is burning down when it quite clearly isn’t!! When is everyone planning on trying Park Run? I think I might try it straight after week nine. I know everyone says you can walk/run it but I think I’d rather feel like I’m capable of running the whole 5km. “Twat” from Bitch and Twat has started a thread for Fab Park Runners. I’ll find a link. That’s what I’m aiming for. I’m up to 4K, more running than walking so not too far away. The first run I did I jogged about 100 yards and honestly thought I was going to die. The sudden rush of oxygen to my arms was even painful! I think once we are surrounded by other runners, we will be able to pick ourselves further. " Easily. The rush of joint endeavour and the encouragement is amazing. You could easily complete 5K now... | |||
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"I’m scared of being with other runners, if it encourages me to go faster I’ll just collapse earlier You don't go faster, you just go further because you don't want to stop too early " But beware of those octogenarians outsprinting you Adam | |||
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"I really miss this thread can I carry on posting? I’m starting again Monday after injury honest!! What injury do you have? My foot is starting to piss me off now! Nothing I do helps it Had calf issues for years, had some physio so ready to try again It was painful so hope it worked lol Lol pain is often a sign it's working I’m going to remember that reasoning for anal " | |||
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"I’m scared of being with other runners, if it encourages me to go faster I’ll just collapse earlier You don't go faster, you just go further because you don't want to stop too early But beware of those octogenarians outsprinting you Adam " You know me too well | |||
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"I’m scared of being with other runners, if it encourages me to go faster I’ll just collapse earlier You don't go faster, you just go further because you don't want to stop too early But beware of those octogenarians outsprinting you Adam You know me too well " I may run like a toddler with moobs Chasing a pug, but I can stalk for England...I’ve been watching you train mwah-ha-ha... | |||
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"I’m running today. Spent some of the evening dealing with a smoke alarm that is convinced that the house is burning down when it quite clearly isn’t!! When is everyone planning on trying Park Run? I think I might try it straight after week nine. I know everyone says you can walk/run it but I think I’d rather feel like I’m capable of running the whole 5km. “Twat” from Bitch and Twat has started a thread for Fab Park Runners. I’ll find a link. That’s what I’m aiming for. I’m up to 4K, more running than walking so not too far away. The first run I did I jogged about 100 yards and honestly thought I was going to die. The sudden rush of oxygen to my arms was even painful! I think once we are surrounded by other runners, we will be able to pick ourselves further. Easily. The rush of joint endeavour and the encouragement is amazing. You could easily complete 5K now..." The power of a high five at the right time cannot be underestimated | |||
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"Week 3 run 3 done....that uphill still gets me and today i walked before she said *hangs head in shame* it was only a few seconds but my calves and lungs couldn't do anymore but the uphill home (called nova lane killer!) I power walked up....i hurt a bit more today. Pen-y-ghent tomorrow " Brilliant effort well done you xx | |||
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"Just done my best ever. 4.1km in 23 mins with about 5% walking. Proper sweaty and running leggings really do make a difference. " Awesome! | |||
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"Week 4 day 3 completed. n after my app had run out I continued running another 1.5 k so very happy. Training going good in gym too since the 1st Jan I’m a stone lighter. Running is by far best way for me to feet fit. Treated myself to. Night light. They are so good. Can see the pot holes now. Happy Friday That’s absolutely amazing!!! So much fitter and a stone lighter! That’s really impressive. Can you see a difference in the mirror? The light thing is a good idea. Is it one of those head ones? " It sure is. Thanks for your lovely words xx | |||
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"Great thread. I small group has been set up local to me for people wanting to run. There's people of varying abilities from some doing c25k to some running 8k. The main feedback is how everyone is enjoying doing it with others. 1 because some are a bit frightened to go out on the own in the dark evenings and 2 for the encouragement from others. So if anyone is struggling it might be worth having a look on Facebook to see if you have a local group close by. Keep positive. " Thanks for that advice. It's a good idea. This thread has kept me motivated. Having others in the same boat is great. I'll add you to our list of supporters. | |||
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"Last run of week 3 completed this morning bring it on week 4, I'm ready for you! " You star - go! go! go! | |||
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