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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Masturbating?

I have, and it's probably harder to explain than falling asleep with a sandwich in hand...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Masturbating?

I have, and it's probably harder to explain than falling asleep with a sandwich in hand..."

Explain to whom?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No but I've woken up masturbating before.... that was fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Masturbating?

I have, and it's probably harder to explain than falling asleep with a sandwich in hand...

Explain to whom?"

The person who walks in without knocking.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Masturbating?

I have, and it's probably harder to explain than falling asleep with a sandwich in hand..."

I think a visit to your GP is in order!

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By *illywizz1000000Man over a year ago

north west

"No but I've woken up masturbating before.... that was fun

I've done that a few times and been really hard too but can't remember what I was dreaming about..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"No but I've woken up masturbating before.... that was fun

I woke up grinding my morning wood against the bed sheets but that's normal

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I don't think so no.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No but I've woken up masturbating before.... that was fun

I woke up grinding my morning wood against the bed sheets but that's normal

Haha yep! I had the duvet bunched up between my legs and was dry humping it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Masturbating?

I have, and it's probably harder to explain than falling asleep with a sandwich in hand...

I think a visit to your GP is in order!"

Yeah...

He'll just prescribe me coffee before having a wank.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No but I've woken up masturbating before.... that was fun

I've done that a few times and been really hard too but can't remember what I was dreaming about..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I fell asleep having sex once. Well, being sexed at.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I fell asleep having sex once. Well, being sexed at. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ve fallen asleep having sex once! I must add this was before I met mr!

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By *lmostthereMan over a year ago

Southampton

"Masturbating?

I have, and it's probably harder to explain than falling asleep with a sandwich in hand...

Explain to whom?

The person who walks in without knocking."

Your mum when she came to get your empty sandwich plate?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Masturbating?

I have, and it's probably harder to explain than falling asleep with a sandwich in hand...

Explain to whom?

The person who walks in without knocking.

Your mum when she came to get your empty sandwich plate? "

Cheeky bastard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I find it hard to fall asleep.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I fell asleep having sex once. Well, being sexed at.

There’s nothing better than opening an eye and making a quick assessment that you’ve not missed much.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I fell asleep having sex once. Well, being sexed at.

There’s nothing better than opening an eye and making a quick assessment that you’ve not missed much. "

And he's still ploughing away

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yeah. I lazy lady wank myself to sleep often.

Falling asleep having sex isn’t clever. I did it once when I was younger. Doggy style on a cheap cord carpet. My forehead bore the results of that for weeks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I fell asleep having sex once. Well, being sexed at.

There’s nothing better than opening an eye and making a quick assessment that you’ve not missed much.

And he's still ploughing away

You women are horrible! Men's ego is so fragile!

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By *iss_Samantha_LovecockTV/TS over a year ago

bmth /poole sometimes blandford

no but i fell asleep at a Motorhead concert once ..tho i had eaten some black hash lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I fell asleep having sex once. Well, being sexed at.

There’s nothing better than opening an eye and making a quick assessment that you’ve not missed much.

And he's still ploughing away

That’s a bit sexist.

Yes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I fell asleep having sex once. Well, being sexed at.

There’s nothing better than opening an eye and making a quick assessment that you’ve not missed much.

And he's still ploughing away

You women are horrible! Men's ego is so fragile!"

Are you quoting Grey’s Anatomy AND Ed Sheeran lyrics?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I fell asleep having sex once. Well, being sexed at.

There’s nothing better than opening an eye and making a quick assessment that you’ve not missed much.

And he's still ploughing away

You women are horrible! Men's ego is so fragile!"

Are you still awake???

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I fell asleep having sex once. Well, being sexed at.

There’s nothing better than opening an eye and making a quick assessment that you’ve not missed much.

And he's still ploughing away

You women are horrible! Men's ego is so fragile!

Are you quoting Grey’s Anatomy AND Ed Sheeran lyrics?

No, I'm too sllepy to get the referwnce too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I fell asleep having sex once. Well, being sexed at.

There’s nothing better than opening an eye and making a quick assessment that you’ve not missed much.

And she/he's still ploughing away

That’s a bit sexist.

Yes."

Sorry miss

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I fell asleep having sex once. Well, being sexed at.

There’s nothing better than opening an eye and making a quick assessment that you’ve not missed much.

And he's still ploughing away

You women are horrible! Men's ego is so fragile!

Are you quoting Grey’s Anatomy AND Ed Sheeran lyrics?

No, I'm too sllepy to get the referwnce too

Or type.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I fell asleep having sex once. Well, being sexed at.

There’s nothing better than opening an eye and making a quick assessment that you’ve not missed much.

And she/he's still ploughing away

That’s a bit sexist.

Yes.

Sorry miss

Good girl.

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By *plpxp2Couple over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"I fell asleep having sex once. Well, being sexed at.

A few years ago we were playing with another couple, her husband fell asleep while with me, how is that for boosting your ego! Still my hubby enjoyed himself with two females to himself, while sleeping beauty was zzzzzz

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

No but I have had a guy fall asleep while playing with my clit.

Best bit was he fell asleep with his fingers resting on it so everytime he stirred he remembered what he was doing so would start again.... Just as I'd started to doze off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I fell asleep giving my husband a blow job once.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I find it hard to fall asleep."

Right, let's take this one step at a time shall we. The first thing you need to do is to master the art of falling. There are several ways of perfecting this quite complex procedure. I won't go into too much detail on here, but feel free to pm me if you need some discreet advice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Loads been caught by oldest son twice on sofa when hes come down for a midnight snack he was not amused to find dad cock in hand pants round ankles when he pulled me the next morning to take piss

Never been so embarrassed

So now i pull him up for it when i hear his bed board knocking

Turned into a bit of a laugh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No but I have had a guy fall asleep while playing with my clit.

Best bit was he fell asleep with his fingers resting on it so everytime he stirred he remembered what he was doing so would start again.... Just as I'd started to doze off

I had someone do similar while he was giving me oral. I rolled away and told him to go to sleep. Poor sod was shattered.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never during sex tho yet

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By *eardedProctologistMan over a year ago

Here and there but more here than there

I have once but when I woke up I had somebody's cock in my hand !

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By *oftandGentle2Couple over a year ago

leeds

Nope....

But I’ve been woken up being penetrated!

Christ that hurt!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No but I have had a guy fall asleep while playing with my clit.

Best bit was he fell asleep with his fingers resting on it so everytime he stirred he remembered what he was doing so would start again.... Just as I'd started to doze off

Haha that is so funny I've had that happen before too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I find it hard to fall asleep.

Thanks, Ace.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nope....

But I’ve been woken up being penetrated!

Christ that hurt! "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago