Breeding lessons

By *ophieslut OP TV/TS over a year ago

Central

Still things you have to learn?

By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

Nope. I was told that daddy parks his car in mummy's garage and then they have a baby.... The end

By *eesideMan over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Nop.

It taks 2 a male and a female.

Problem is i carnt find me a willing female.

Disclamer.

This is ment to be a joke pleas don't take any afence

By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

"Nope. I was told that daddy parks his car in mummy's garage and then they have a baby.... The end

More like at a petrol pump. He fills her up with his nozzle

By *triker0079Man over a year ago

London

They say practice makes perfect

By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

I thought mums and dad’s had special cuddles that created a warm loving place for babies to arrive in

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nope- I specialised in it!

True story.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you dont know by now id give in populations too much anyway

By *oncupiscentTonyMan over a year ago

Kent

I thought it was all click and collect like Argos