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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago
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I was planning a big birthday celebration at an upcoming social. There was going to be cake, streamers cake, dancing girls and cake. Unfortunately due to an incident in an exotic international location I have come home slightly the worse for wear and not quite intact. If it does go ahead the planned dancing girls will have to be cancelled but there will still be cake!
Big question is should I cancel completely? |
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"I was planning a big birthday celebration at an upcoming social. There was going to be cake, streamers cake, dancing girls and cake. Unfortunately due to an incident in an exotic international location I have come home slightly the worse for wear and not quite intact. If it does go ahead the planned dancing girls will have to be cancelled but there will still be cake!
Big question is should I cancel completely?"
Sounds like you’ve been at the social already!! Absolutely do not cancel. I’ll bring straws so you can still drink your pint and the dancing girls can cut the cake if they’ve got nothing else to do!  |
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"I was planning a big birthday celebration at an upcoming social. There was going to be cake, streamers cake, dancing girls and cake. Unfortunately due to an incident in an exotic international location I have come home slightly the worse for wear and not quite intact. If it does go ahead the planned dancing girls will have to be cancelled but there will still be cake!
Big question is should I cancel completely?"
NO NO NO NO |
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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago
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"I can still eat cake and as Evie has volunteered her services as a dancing girl, she can spoon feed me cake between dances. At this rate I may also bring bubbly
You can eat it out of me "
That’s a messy offer I can’t refuse  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can still eat cake and as Evie has volunteered her services as a dancing girl, she can spoon feed me cake between dances. At this rate I may also bring bubbly
You can eat it out of me "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wait. . Is this an actual social? Do I need to book a place?! Lol
I’ll be there. I want to see you being eaten out in a vanilla pub
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I’ll be on gin and peanuts  |
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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago
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"Wait. . Is this an actual social? Do I need to book a place?! Lol
I’ll be there. I want to see you being eaten out in a vanilla pub
I’ll be on gin and peanuts "
It’s a shame they don’t have a pole for you to be centre stage |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Wait. . Is this an actual social? Do I need to book a place?! Lol
I’ll be there. I want to see you being eaten out in a vanilla pub
I’ll be on gin and peanuts
It’s a shame they don’t have a pole for you to be centre stage"
I’ll use a cocktail stick  |
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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago
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"Don't be fooled by Colgate's many birthday celebrations, when he says cakes, he really means Jaffa Cakes, and you have to bring yer own  "
Jealousy gets you nowhere  |
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