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"I am fabulous at sex 
Me too! We should form a conglomerate!
Im good at blow jobs and computery shiz but cack at diy
Also i can deepthroat and lick your bollocks at the same time  "
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"I am fabulous at sex
Me too! We should form a conglomerate!
Im good at blow jobs and computery shiz but cack at diy
Also i can deepthroat and lick your bollocks at the same time "
Awesome, let’s go straight into the bank, speak to them about starting a company and go through a business plan |
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I’m a trained bar man and cellar manager, I have extensive knowledge in Microsoft Office, I can sew, do oragami I’m generally just good with my hands
I can quote the first matrix movie almost word for word. I’m also great at customer service
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"I'll cook and organise things for you... and offer a good massage service"
Offer is all lol or one leg done!
I can.... Oh I don't know what I can offer! Ummmmmmm.......i can offer a friendly, non judge war a d a shoulder to cry on. I make good tea and will buy biscuits. |
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"I wonder if being an Electrician is helpful here...
No I think you have crossed wires 
Its the day they invent wireless wiring that concerns me... "
I think you’ll find they call it “radio” now, not “wireless”... |
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"I purvey dodgy snake oil. Has wonderous properties
From the one-eyed trouser snake I assume?
The production facility as I like to call it  "
Snake charmers looking for a job can apply within |
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"I purvey dodgy snake oil. Has wonderous properties
From the one-eyed trouser snake I assume?
The production facility as I like to call it
Hope there are no strikes at your facility!"
When the snake strikes production is at it’s maximum |
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"I purvey dodgy snake oil. Has wonderous properties
From the one-eyed trouser snake I assume?
The production facility as I like to call it
Hope there are no strikes at your facility!
When the snake strikes production is at it’s maximum "
Impressive...and slightly worrying lol |
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"I purvey dodgy snake oil. Has wonderous properties
From the one-eyed trouser snake I assume?
The production facility as I like to call it
Hope there are no strikes at your facility!
When the snake strikes production is at it’s maximum
Impressive...and slightly worrying lol"
Yep can be a bit uncontrolled  |
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Used to build Timber Frame houses, worked behind the till in the Co-Op, a teaching assistant in a schools for disabled children and a support worker for adults with Learning difficulties/Autism. Boxed up a load of x-ray files for the NHS, and I can shoot a mother fucker in the head from a thousand meters away although that last one is more in a video game not sure if it really constitutes as a skill. |
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"Twat mends numbers for a living. Bitch could cook you a tasty meal.
Mends numbers ??"
My ex-wife was a vet so she used to tell our kids she mended cats and dogs for a living...when they asked me, I said I mended numbers... |
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Male is a teacher, so can talk for hours about general crap relating to Maths and physics.
Oh do go on...zzz...
(Said ironically as someone who has been there done that)"
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