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By *atEvolution OP Couple
over a year ago
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I was talking to a girl in a pub the other night and I said ” you remind me of my little toe” she said ” is that because I’m small and cute ” I replied ” no because I’ll probably end up banging you on the coffee table”
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A man walks into a pub with a flamingo and a cat.
The man orders a round of drinks for them.
He then orders another and another.
Eventually the barman asks why he is the only one paying.
He explains, a genie came to him in the night and gave him one wish.
The barman asks what did you wish for?
The man replies, I asked for a bird with long legs and a tight pussy. |
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A hydrogen atom walks into a bar.
He goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. He says to the bartender, ‘I think I’ve lost an electron.’
The bartender says, ‘Are you sure?’
The atom says, ‘Yes, I’m positive.’
....I'll get mi coat. |
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"A hydrogen atom walks into a bar.
He goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. He says to the bartender, ‘I think I’ve lost an electron.’
The bartender says, ‘Are you sure?’
The atom says, ‘Yes, I’m positive.’
....I'll get mi coat."
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