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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

My name is Rubi and I'm a flirtaholic.

Do you ever feel in a really flirty mood but then there is no-one to flirt with?!?

What do you do? Can you self flirt? I could leave some flirty messages but then what if they're picked up later and my mood has gone?!

Ok. This group is open to all. Lets get it all out in the open.

Flirt to your heart's content. Give it your best go. Cheesey lines and overtly sexual suggestions are welcome here!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I hate when that happens, I’ve got my A game ready and no one is around.

So I’m in, flirt away x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The thing with flirting is that it’s nice. It’s good to have a naughty giggle and banter. However lately I don’t really fancy taking it any further. As ever, open to someone to prove me wrong.

Yours flirtily,

Mac

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My name is Rubi and I'm a flirtaholic.

Do you ever feel in a really flirty mood but then there is no-one to flirt with?!?

What do you do? Can you self flirt? I could leave some flirty messages but then what if they're picked up later and my mood has gone?!

Ok. This group is open to all. Lets get it all out in the open.

Flirt to your heart's content. Give it your best go. Cheesey lines and overtly sexual suggestions are welcome here! "

It all starts with the eyes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello. I'm Danny x

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"I hate when that happens, I’ve got my A game ready and no one is around.

So I’m in, flirt away x

Pssst... Got any tea?

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I'm crap at flirting

I'd rather arm wrestle!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m new and don’t know how to flirt on here.

*licks finger, rubs it on the OPs blouse*

Hey, pet, let me help you out of those wet clothes

No?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm crap at flirting

I'd rather arm wrestle! "
lets arm wrestle

lol

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple over a year ago

west london

Heres my feeble attempt...would love you to join us for a sexy naughty candle little dinner cooked by me...im a head chef...worlds your oyster...whats your favourite. ..x

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple over a year ago

west london

"I’m new and don’t know how to flirt on here.

*licks finger, rubs it on the OPs blouse*

Hey, pet, let me help you out of those wet clothes

No?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The thing with flirting is that it’s nice. It’s good to have a naughty giggle and banter. However lately I don’t really fancy taking it any further. As ever, open to someone to prove me wrong.

Yours flirtily,

Mac"

I think you just set a challenge there!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It all starts with the eyes

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello. I'm Danny x"

Hi Danny

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Anyone fancy a dunk?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm crap at flirting

I'd rather arm wrestle! "

I once got told I was quite an aggressive flirter. I think arm wrestling counts!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m new and don’t know how to flirt on here.

*licks finger, rubs it on the OPs blouse*

Hey, pet, let me help you out of those wet clothes

No?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Heres my feeble attempt...would love you to join us for a sexy naughty candle little dinner cooked by me...im a head chef...worlds your oyster...whats your favourite. ..x"

Is there a menu to choose from?

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By *uciyassMan over a year ago

Leeds

Close your eyes imagine a soft Irish accent whispering in your ear

Girl I want to slide your pantie off slowly then run like hell with them. Yeaaaa new panties xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Anyone fancy a dunk?

Only if you stop rolling those bloody eyes!! A smile is much more inviting

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Close your eyes imagine a soft Irish accent whispering in your ear

Girl I want to slide your pantie off slowly then run like hell with them. Yeaaaa new panties xxx"

My arse is bigger, they'll just fall down on you so ha!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i don’t flirt and i’m not good at recognising anyone who does

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Anyone fancy a dunk?

Only if you stop rolling those bloody eyes!! A smile is much more inviting

FFS ok...

Hello Rubidoux, how are you? Do you fancy a hot steamy dunking session?

(see I smiled)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm crap at flirting

I'd rather arm wrestle!

I once got told I was quite an aggressive flirter. I think arm wrestling counts!

"
you can wrest me if you like.

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple over a year ago

west london

"Heres my feeble attempt...would love you to join us for a sexy naughty candle little dinner cooked by me...im a head chef...worlds your oyster...whats your favourite. ..x

Is there a menu to choose from?"

Yes...whats your favourite dish or cuisine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I hate when that happens, I’ve got my A game ready and no one is around.

So I’m in, flirt away x

Pssst... Got any tea?

I’m just putting the kettle on. Grab your keys and get it while it’s hot. I can boil the kettle again when you get here x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello. I'm Danny x"

Can I lick you please?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Heres my feeble attempt...would love you to join us for a sexy naughty candle little dinner cooked by me...im a head chef...worlds your oyster...whats your favourite. ..x"

Not sea food please x

Think that's a whole new level of flirting tbh x

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"I hate when that happens, I’ve got my A game ready and no one is around.

So I’m in, flirt away x

Pssst... Got any tea?

I’m just putting the kettle on. Grab your keys and get it while it’s hot. I can boil the kettle again when you get here x

I like it hot, steamy & wet

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By *uciyassMan over a year ago

Leeds

"Close your eyes imagine a soft Irish accent whispering in your ear

Girl I want to slide your pantie off slowly then run like hell with them. Yeaaaa new panties xxx

My arse is bigger, they'll just fall down on you so ha!!!"

Well if I leave them on you would you fall down on me

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple over a year ago

west london

"Heres my feeble attempt...would love you to join us for a sexy naughty candle little dinner cooked by me...im a head chef...worlds your oyster...whats your favourite. ..x

Not sea food please x

i love mexican food

Think that's a whole new level of flirting tbh x "

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"i don’t flirt and i’m not good at recognising anyone who does

HELLO. I AM FLIRTING WITH YOU!!!

-see?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Anyone fancy a dunk?

Only if you stop rolling those bloody eyes!! A smile is much more inviting

FFS ok...

Hello Rubidoux, how are you? Do you fancy a hot steamy dunking session?

(see I smiled) "

Without the FFS

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm crap at flirting

I'd rather arm wrestle!

I once got told I was quite an aggressive flirter. I think arm wrestling counts!

you can wrest me if you like.

Ok but let me win. Fun things happen if I get to pin you down

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"My name is Rubi and I'm a flirtaholic.

Do you ever feel in a really flirty mood but then there is no-one to flirt with?!?

What do you do? Can you self flirt? I could leave some flirty messages but then what if they're picked up later and my mood has gone?!

Ok. This group is open to all. Lets get it all out in the open.

Flirt to your heart's content. Give it your best go. Cheesey lines and overtly sexual suggestions are welcome here! "
Ooh ooh flirting with Rubi . Sounds like a new reality show You should pitch it to Channel 4 Rubi !! I'd watch it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Heres my feeble attempt...would love you to join us for a sexy naughty candle little dinner cooked by me...im a head chef...worlds your oyster...whats your favourite. ..x

Is there a menu to choose from?

Yes...whats your favourite dish or cuisine"

Italian. I'm a pasta fiend

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh yes I do enjoy a flirt *flips hair* *bat's lashes*

That tends to be how you know I'm flirting.

Or if I say I want to lick you.

Rubi. I want to lick you.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Anyone fancy a dunk?

Only if you stop rolling those bloody eyes!! A smile is much more inviting

FFS ok...

Hello Rubidoux, how are you? Do you fancy a hot steamy dunking session?

(see I smiled)

Without the FFS

Right... Hello Rubidoux, I'm Paul. Do you fancy a hot steamy dunking session

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Close your eyes imagine a soft Irish accent whispering in your ear

Girl I want to slide your pantie off slowly then run like hell with them. Yeaaaa new panties xxx

My arse is bigger, they'll just fall down on you so ha!!!

Well if I leave them on you would you fall down on me

Oops I just fell on it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

" Ooh ooh flirting with Rubi . Sounds like a new reality show You should pitch it to Channel 4 Rubi !! I'd watch it

Yes! Me and my troupe of flirtesses bringing flirting to the masses!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh yes I do enjoy a flirt *flips hair* *bat's lashes*

That tends to be how you know I'm flirting.

Or if I say I want to lick you.

Rubi. I want to lick you. "

Where?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Anyone fancy a dunk?

Only if you stop rolling those bloody eyes!! A smile is much more inviting

FFS ok...

Hello Rubidoux, how are you? Do you fancy a hot steamy dunking session?

(see I smiled)

Without the FFS

Right... Hello Rubidoux, I'm Paul. Do you fancy a hot steamy dunking session

I'd love one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh yes I do enjoy a flirt *flips hair* *bat's lashes*

That tends to be how you know I'm flirting.

Or if I say I want to lick you.

Rubi. I want to lick you.

Where?

Everywhere

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By *uciyassMan over a year ago

Leeds

"Close your eyes imagine a soft Irish accent whispering in your ear

Girl I want to slide your pantie off slowly then run like hell with them. Yeaaaa new panties xxx

My arse is bigger, they'll just fall down on you so ha!!!

Well if I leave them on you would you fall down on me

Oops I just fell on it

"
.

Oopppps.

. Me so happy. And may I say you have the most rubylicious bottom. Well rounded smooth pert and totally kissable xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It all starts with the eyes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello. I'm Danny x

Can I lick you please?

"
of course you can x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh yes I do enjoy a flirt *flips hair* *bat's lashes*

That tends to be how you know I'm flirting.

Or if I say I want to lick you.

Rubi. I want to lick you.

Where?

Everywhere "

Can I reciprocate?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Close your eyes imagine a soft Irish accent whispering in your ear

Girl I want to slide your pantie off slowly then run like hell with them. Yeaaaa new panties xxx

My arse is bigger, they'll just fall down on you so ha!!!

Well if I leave them on you would you fall down on me

Oops I just fell on it

Oopppps.

. Me so happy. And may I say you have the most rubylicious bottom. Well rounded smooth pert and totally kissable xxx

Kiss my ass

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Anyone fancy a dunk?

Only if you stop rolling those bloody eyes!! A smile is much more inviting

FFS ok...

Hello Rubidoux, how are you? Do you fancy a hot steamy dunking session?

(see I smiled)

Without the FFS

Right... Hello Rubidoux, I'm Paul. Do you fancy a hot steamy dunking session

I'd love one

I must warn you, I like to take my time dunking - You know, dipping the tip in & out a few times beforehand

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple over a year ago

west london

"Heres my feeble attempt...would love you to join us for a sexy naughty candle little dinner cooked by me...im a head chef...worlds your oyster...whats your favourite. ..x

Is there a menu to choose from?

Yes...whats your favourite dish or cuisine

Italian. I'm a pasta fiend

I make nice Italian food. ..bella bella

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh yes I do enjoy a flirt *flips hair* *bat's lashes*

That tends to be how you know I'm flirting.

Or if I say I want to lick you.

Rubi. I want to lick you.

Where?

Everywhere

Can I reciprocate?"

I do hope you would.

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By *uciyassMan over a year ago

Leeds

"Close your eyes imagine a soft Irish accent whispering in your ear

Girl I want to slide your pantie off slowly then run like hell with them. Yeaaaa new panties xxx

My arse is bigger, they'll just fall down on you so ha!!!

Well if I leave them on you would you fall down on me

Oops I just fell on it

Oopppps.

. Me so happy. And may I say you have the most rubylicious bottom. Well rounded smooth pert and totally kissable xxx

Kiss my ass

Slowly seductively perhaps a little baileys on the side and a nice bowl of penne with freshly grated Parma

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I hate when that happens, I’ve got my A game ready and no one is around.

So I’m in, flirt away x

Pssst... Got any tea?

I’m just putting the kettle on. Grab your keys and get it while it’s hot. I can boil the kettle again when you get here x

I like it hot, steamy & wet

Describes me perfectly. Now shall we start with taking that tie off first x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Anyone fancy a dunk?

Only if you stop rolling those bloody eyes!! A smile is much more inviting

FFS ok...

Hello Rubidoux, how are you? Do you fancy a hot steamy dunking session?

(see I smiled)

Without the FFS

Right... Hello Rubidoux, I'm Paul. Do you fancy a hot steamy dunking session

I'd love one

I must warn you, I like to take my time dunking - You know, dipping the tip in & out a few times beforehand "

Oh of course, it's disappointing if you go too deep too fast and it goes all floppy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Heres my feeble attempt...would love you to join us for a sexy naughty candle little dinner cooked by me...im a head chef...worlds your oyster...whats your favourite. ..x

Is there a menu to choose from?

Yes...whats your favourite dish or cuisine

Italian. I'm a pasta fiend

I make nice Italian food. ..bella bella"

nutrimi e io sono tuo

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh yes I do enjoy a flirt *flips hair* *bat's lashes*

That tends to be how you know I'm flirting.

Or if I say I want to lick you.

Rubi. I want to lick you.

Where?

Everywhere

Can I reciprocate?

I do hope you would. "

And nibble?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Close your eyes imagine a soft Irish accent whispering in your ear

Girl I want to slide your pantie off slowly then run like hell with them. Yeaaaa new panties xxx

My arse is bigger, they'll just fall down on you so ha!!!

Well if I leave them on you would you fall down on me

Oops I just fell on it

Oopppps.

. Me so happy. And may I say you have the most rubylicious bottom. Well rounded smooth pert and totally kissable xxx

Kiss my ass

Slowly seductively perhaps a little baileys on the side and a nice bowl of penne with freshly grated Parma

You know the way to my heart

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By *ieman300Man over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"i don’t flirt and i’m not good at recognising anyone who does

HELLO. I AM FLIRTING WITH YOU!!!

-see?"

Haha

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By *uciyassMan over a year ago

Leeds

"Close your eyes imagine a soft Irish accent whispering in your ear

Girl I want to slide your pantie off slowly then run like hell with them. Yeaaaa new panties xxx

My arse is bigger, they'll just fall down on you so ha!!!

Well if I leave them on you would you fall down on me

Oops I just fell on it

Oopppps.

. Me so happy. And may I say you have the most rubylicious bottom. Well rounded smooth pert and totally kissable xxx

Kiss my ass

Slowly seductively perhaps a little baileys on the side and a nice bowl of penne with freshly grated Parma

You know the way to my heart

Flutter flutter swoon

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Anyone fancy a dunk?

Only if you stop rolling those bloody eyes!! A smile is much more inviting

FFS ok...

Hello Rubidoux, how are you? Do you fancy a hot steamy dunking session?

(see I smiled)

Without the FFS

Right... Hello Rubidoux, I'm Paul. Do you fancy a hot steamy dunking session

I'd love one

I must warn you, I like to take my time dunking - You know, dipping the tip in & out a few times beforehand

Oh of course, it's disappointing if you go too deep too fast and it goes all floppy. "

Small shallow slow dunks _ I find that's optimum for keeping it hard longer.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

" Ooh ooh flirting with Rubi . Sounds like a new reality show You should pitch it to Channel 4 Rubi !! I'd watch it

Yes! Me and my troupe of flirtesses bringing flirting to the masses! "
You could give lessons to some seriously clueless guys on a fine art xx

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"I hate when that happens, I’ve got my A game ready and no one is around.

So I’m in, flirt away x

Pssst... Got any tea?

I’m just putting the kettle on. Grab your keys and get it while it’s hot. I can boil the kettle again when you get here x

I like it hot, steamy & wet

Describes me perfectly. Now shall we start with taking that tie off first x

A simple tie... so many uses...Blindfold, Cuffs...Certainly gets hot & steamy

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

" Ooh ooh flirting with Rubi . Sounds like a new reality show You should pitch it to Channel 4 Rubi !! I'd watch it

Yes! Me and my troupe of flirtesses bringing flirting to the masses! "
Also, Who would be your co- flirtees??

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple over a year ago

west london

"Heres my feeble attempt...would love you to join us for a sexy naughty candle little dinner cooked by me...im a head chef...worlds your oyster...whats your favourite. ..x

Is there a menu to choose from?

Yes...whats your favourite dish or cuisine

Italian. I'm a pasta fiend

I make nice Italian food. ..bella bella

nutrimi e io sono tuo

Haha kellogs nutri bars xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"i don’t flirt and i’m not good at recognising anyone who does

HELLO. I AM FLIRTING WITH YOU!!!

-see?

Haha"

He didn't reply. I don't think I could've made it clearer?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"i don’t flirt and i’m not good at recognising anyone who does

HELLO. I AM FLIRTING WITH YOU!!!

-see?

Haha

He didn't reply. I don't think I could've made it clearer?

"
As I said , some guys need teaching Rubi

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 18/01/18 14:30:24]

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Anyone fancy a dunk?

Only if you stop rolling those bloody eyes!! A smile is much more inviting

FFS ok...

Hello Rubidoux, how are you? Do you fancy a hot steamy dunking session?

(see I smiled)

Without the FFS

Right... Hello Rubidoux, I'm Paul. Do you fancy a hot steamy dunking session

I'd love one

I must warn you, I like to take my time dunking - You know, dipping the tip in & out a few times beforehand

Oh of course, it's disappointing if you go too deep too fast and it goes all floppy.

Small shallow slow dunks _ I find that's optimum for keeping it hard longer. "

And a little bite off the tip

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Am about as much good as a dead parrot lol I don't even bother lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

" Ooh ooh flirting with Rubi . Sounds like a new reality show You should pitch it to Channel 4 Rubi !! I'd watch it

Yes! Me and my troupe of flirtesses bringing flirting to the masses! Also, Who would be your co- flirtees??"

Oh there are so many to choose from!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Am about as much good as a dead parrot lol I don't even bother lol"

You had me at hello

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m just crap at flirting.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I suck at flirting. I'm practically at the point of giving up trying and just saying "lovely face. Can I sit on it?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I find it hard to flirt. The urge to take the piss, takes over and we end up joking and winding each other up...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I find it hard to flirt. The urge to take the piss, takes over and we end up joking and winding each other up...

But winding each other up can be flirting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Am about as much good as a dead parrot lol I don't even bother lol

You had me at hello

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m just crap at flirting. "

Try!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I suck at flirting. I'm practically at the point of giving up trying and just saying "lovely face. Can I sit on it?""

I'm pretty sure that'll work

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Anyone fancy a dunk?

Only if you stop rolling those bloody eyes!! A smile is much more inviting

FFS ok...

Hello Rubidoux, how are you? Do you fancy a hot steamy dunking session?

(see I smiled)

Without the FFS

Right... Hello Rubidoux, I'm Paul. Do you fancy a hot steamy dunking session

I'd love one

I must warn you, I like to take my time dunking - You know, dipping the tip in & out a few times beforehand

Oh of course, it's disappointing if you go too deep too fast and it goes all floppy.

Small shallow slow dunks _ I find that's optimum for keeping it hard longer.

And a little bite off the tip

No! you're supposed to gentle lick the tip first. You only consider biting after several more dunks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m just crap at flirting. "

It’s easy big boy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I find it hard to flirt. The urge to take the piss, takes over and we end up joking and winding each other up...

That's my usual go to with people I really fancy. I can flirt with others fine!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Flirt?

Slips out of the side door very quietly...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I find it hard to flirt. The urge to take the piss, takes over and we end up joking and winding each other up...

But winding each other up can be flirting

Not the way I do it. I'm too brutal

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Anyone fancy a dunk?

Only if you stop rolling those bloody eyes!! A smile is much more inviting

FFS ok...

Hello Rubidoux, how are you? Do you fancy a hot steamy dunking session?

(see I smiled)

Without the FFS

Right... Hello Rubidoux, I'm Paul. Do you fancy a hot steamy dunking session

I'd love one

I must warn you, I like to take my time dunking - You know, dipping the tip in & out a few times beforehand

Oh of course, it's disappointing if you go too deep too fast and it goes all floppy.

Small shallow slow dunks _ I find that's optimum for keeping it hard longer.

And a little bite off the tip

No! you're supposed to gentle lick the tip first. You only consider biting after several more dunks "

Oh sorry. Maybe you could teach me? Tell me what to do and let me know if I'm being good or naughty?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Flirt?

Slips out of the side door very quietly..."

The doors are locked

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I find it hard to flirt. The urge to take the piss, takes over and we end up joking and winding each other up...

That's my usual go to with people I really fancy. I can flirt with others fine! "

I can definitely relate!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I find it hard to flirt. The urge to take the piss, takes over and we end up joking and winding each other up...

But winding each other up can be flirting

Not the way I do it. I'm too brutal

You can brutalise me anytime you like

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi I'm Josh...I love women who have a cute smile and eyes that i could stare into all night long..also like women who don't take themselves too serious and are fun to be around x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Flirt?

Slips out of the side door very quietly...

The doors are locked

Hides in a dark corner

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Flirt?

Slips out of the side door very quietly...

The doors are locked

Hides in a dark corner

There you go, playing all coy again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I find it hard to flirt. The urge to take the piss, takes over and we end up joking and winding each other up...

But winding each other up can be flirting

Not the way I do it. I'm too brutal

You can brutalise me anytime you like

Pegging fun? You can watch while I hang out the washing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello. I'm Danny x

Can I lick you please?

of course you can x"

Yay x

it worked

I'm in shock now

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"I find it hard to flirt. The urge to take the piss, takes over and we end up joking and winding each other up...

That's my usual go to with people I really fancy. I can flirt with others fine!

I can definitely relate!

Yeah, some people do definitely take the piss

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I find it hard to flirt. The urge to take the piss, takes over and we end up joking and winding each other up...

But winding each other up can be flirting

Not the way I do it. I'm too brutal

You can brutalise me anytime you like

Pegging fun? You can watch while I hang out the washing

Will you be wearing knickers?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi I'm Josh...I love women who have a cute smile and eyes that i could stare into all night long..also like women who don't take themselves too serious and are fun to be around x"

Nothing sure if I fit the bill but I can try x

Hello x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 18/01/18 14:39:53]

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By *ieman300Man over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"i don’t flirt and i’m not good at recognising anyone who does

HELLO. I AM FLIRTING WITH YOU!!!

-see?

Haha

He didn't reply. I don't think I could've made it clearer?

Nope you couldn't. Even I being a notoriously bad spotter of subtle flirting wouldn't mistake that lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m just crap at flirting.

Try! "

Hey there. Come here often?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I take it back im too shy

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By *ieman300Man over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"I find it hard to flirt. The urge to take the piss, takes over and we end up joking and winding each other up...

But winding each other up can be flirting

Not the way I do it. I'm too brutal

You can brutalise me anytime you like

Pegging fun? You can watch while I hang out the washing

Will you be wearing knickers? "

Man after my own heart

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By *r Potato HeadMan over a year ago

Manchester

If I could I would, but I can't so I won't

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I find it hard to flirt. The urge to take the piss, takes over and we end up joking and winding each other up...

That's my usual go to with people I really fancy. I can flirt with others fine!

I can definitely relate!

Yeah, some people do definitely take the piss

What's with the rolling eyes? Cheeky

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I find it hard to flirt. The urge to take the piss, takes over and we end up joking and winding each other up...

But winding each other up can be flirting

Not the way I do it. I'm too brutal

You can brutalise me anytime you like

Pegging fun? You can watch while I hang out the washing

Will you be wearing knickers?

Man after my own heart

I didn’t know you cared

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By *ieman300Man over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"Hi I'm Josh...I love women who have a cute smile and eyes that i could stare into all night long..also like women who don't take themselves too serious and are fun to be around x

Nothing sure if I fit the bill but I can try x

Hello x "

You have angelic eyes. Your user name is very apt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I find it hard to flirt. The urge to take the piss, takes over and we end up joking and winding each other up...

But winding each other up can be flirting

Not the way I do it. I'm too brutal

You can brutalise me anytime you like

Pegging fun? You can watch while I hang out the washing

Will you be wearing knickers? "

Granny ones. Nice and snug.... See? I told you I was shit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Grab your coat you've pulled lol

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By *ieman300Man over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"I find it hard to flirt. The urge to take the piss, takes over and we end up joking and winding each other up...

But winding each other up can be flirting

Not the way I do it. I'm too brutal

You can brutalise me anytime you like

Pegging fun? You can watch while I hang out the washing

Will you be wearing knickers?

Man after my own heart

I didn’t know you cared

You mentioned lack of knickers. Of course I care.

Argh. Flirting with wrong target. Abort mission!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 18/01/18 14:44:48]

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By *ieman300Man over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"I find it hard to flirt. The urge to take the piss, takes over and we end up joking and winding each other up...

But winding each other up can be flirting

Not the way I do it. I'm too brutal

You can brutalise me anytime you like

Pegging fun? You can watch while I hang out the washing

Will you be wearing knickers?

Granny ones. Nice and snug.... See? I told you I was shit

Many cocks just flopped lmao

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I find it hard to flirt. The urge to take the piss, takes over and we end up joking and winding each other up...

But winding each other up can be flirting

Not the way I do it. I'm too brutal

You can brutalise me anytime you like

Pegging fun? You can watch while I hang out the washing

Will you be wearing knickers?

Granny ones. Nice and snug.... See? I told you I was shit

Bridget Jones eat your heart out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I find it hard to flirt. The urge to take the piss, takes over and we end up joking and winding each other up...

But winding each other up can be flirting

Not the way I do it. I'm too brutal

You can brutalise me anytime you like

Pegging fun? You can watch while I hang out the washing

Will you be wearing knickers?

Man after my own heart

I didn’t know you cared

You mentioned lack of knickers. Of course I care.

Argh. Flirting with wrong target. Abort mission!

You do make me laugh sometimes, even if you are a twat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I find it hard to flirt. The urge to take the piss, takes over and we end up joking and winding each other up...

But winding each other up can be flirting

Not the way I do it. I'm too brutal

You can brutalise me anytime you like

Pegging fun? You can watch while I hang out the washing

Will you be wearing knickers?

Granny ones. Nice and snug.... See? I told you I was shit

Many cocks just flopped lmao"

Oh shit. I'm doing this all wrong

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Am in fabswingers for over 3months never got laid not even once

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By *hil39Man over a year ago

Dagenham

I don't think you can self flirt, however it can be fun when in conversations with others, especially if you can twists words around to make it more flirty.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I find it hard to flirt. The urge to take the piss, takes over and we end up joking and winding each other up...

But winding each other up can be flirting

Not the way I do it. I'm too brutal

You can brutalise me anytime you like

Pegging fun? You can watch while I hang out the washing

Will you be wearing knickers?

Man after my own heart

I didn’t know you cared

You mentioned lack of knickers. Of course I care.

Argh. Flirting with wrong target. Abort mission!

Crestfallen

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Flirt?

Slips out of the side door very quietly...

The doors are locked

Hides in a dark corner

*turns all the lights on

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"i don’t flirt and i’m not good at recognising anyone who does

HELLO. I AM FLIRTING WITH YOU!!!

-see?

Haha

He didn't reply. I don't think I could've made it clearer?

Nope you couldn't. Even I being a notoriously bad spotter of subtle flirting wouldn't mistake that lol"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I hate when that happens, I’ve got my A game ready and no one is around.

So I’m in, flirt away x

Pssst... Got any tea?

I’m just putting the kettle on. Grab your keys and get it while it’s hot. I can boil the kettle again when you get here x

I like it hot, steamy & wet

Describes me perfectly. Now shall we start with taking that tie off first x

A simple tie... so many uses...Blindfold, Cuffs...Certainly gets hot & steamy

Mmmm yes it does. Think you need to bring a few then let’s see what else we can do with them x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Flirt?

Slips out of the side door very quietly...

The doors are locked

Hides in a dark corner

There you go, playing all coy again

I look better in the dark....

Or is that a blackout

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m just crap at flirting.

Try!

Hey there. Come here often?

All the time. I live here

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By *ieman300Man over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"Am in fabswingers for over 3months never got laid not even once

Good effort. Needs work. 5/10

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I take it back im too shy"

I could hold your hand?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hey rubi, looking beautiful as ever

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kevin bloody wilson is my answer

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If I could I would, but I can't so I won't"

Get over here!!

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By *ieman300Man over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"I find it hard to flirt. The urge to take the piss, takes over and we end up joking and winding each other up...

But winding each other up can be flirting

Not the way I do it. I'm too brutal

You can brutalise me anytime you like

Pegging fun? You can watch while I hang out the washing

Will you be wearing knickers?

Man after my own heart

I didn’t know you cared

You mentioned lack of knickers. Of course I care.

Argh. Flirting with wrong target. Abort mission!

You do make me laugh sometimes, even if you are a twat

Glad to be of service

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By *r Potato HeadMan over a year ago

Manchester

"If I could I would, but I can't so I won't

Get over here!!

Make me!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m just crap at flirting.

Try!

Hey there. Come here often?

All the time. I live here

I like your boobies.

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By *ieman300Man over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"I find it hard to flirt. The urge to take the piss, takes over and we end up joking and winding each other up...

But winding each other up can be flirting

Not the way I do it. I'm too brutal

You can brutalise me anytime you like

Pegging fun? You can watch while I hang out the washing

Will you be wearing knickers?

Man after my own heart

I didn’t know you cared

You mentioned lack of knickers. Of course I care.

Argh. Flirting with wrong target. Abort mission!

Crestfallen

Never fear angel will put her big pants on for you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I find it hard to flirt. The urge to take the piss, takes over and we end up joking and winding each other up...

But winding each other up can be flirting

Not the way I do it. I'm too brutal

You can brutalise me anytime you like

Pegging fun? You can watch while I hang out the washing

Will you be wearing knickers?

Man after my own heart

I didn’t know you cared

You mentioned lack of knickers. Of course I care.

Argh. Flirting with wrong target. Abort mission!

Crestfallen

Never fear angel will put her big pants on for you

They wouldn’t be on for long

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kareoke is my move

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Am in fabswingers for over 3months never got laid not even once

You maybe need to work on your flirting

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I don't think you can self flirt, however it can be fun when in conversations with others, especially if you can twists words around to make it more flirty.

Its my speciality

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hey rubi, looking beautiful as ever

Peach x"

Hey you! I've missed your gorgeous face xxx

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"I hate when that happens, I’ve got my A game ready and no one is around.

So I’m in, flirt away x

Pssst... Got any tea?

I’m just putting the kettle on. Grab your keys and get it while it’s hot. I can boil the kettle again when you get here x

I like it hot, steamy & wet

Describes me perfectly. Now shall we start with taking that tie off first x

A simple tie... so many uses...Blindfold, Cuffs...Certainly gets hot & steamy

Mmmm yes it does. Think you need to bring a few then let’s see what else we can do with them x

I have 3 uses so far. I'll grab 3 ties, ones that don't need dry cleaning afterwards

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Our flirty session never got very far did it OP! Lol

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By *hil39Man over a year ago

Dagenham

self flirting or twisting the conversation to make it more flirty, or do you like it both ways ?

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By *ieman300Man over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"I find it hard to flirt. The urge to take the piss, takes over and we end up joking and winding each other up...

But winding each other up can be flirting

Not the way I do it. I'm too brutal

You can brutalise me anytime you like

Pegging fun? You can watch while I hang out the washing

Will you be wearing knickers?

Man after my own heart

I didn’t know you cared

You mentioned lack of knickers. Of course I care.

Argh. Flirting with wrong target. Abort mission!

Crestfallen

Never fear angel will put her big pants on for you

They wouldn’t be on for long

Ok you win this round

Till the next time!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I find it hard to flirt. The urge to take the piss, takes over and we end up joking and winding each other up...

But winding each other up can be flirting

Not the way I do it. I'm too brutal

You can brutalise me anytime you like

Pegging fun? You can watch while I hang out the washing

Will you be wearing knickers?

Man after my own heart

I didn’t know you cared

You mentioned lack of knickers. Of course I care.

Argh. Flirting with wrong target. Abort mission!

Crestfallen

Never fear angel will put her big pants on for you

They wouldn’t be on for long

You'd have to work the lock... Hope you're good with your hands..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hey rubi, looking beautiful as ever

Peach x

Hey you! I've missed your gorgeous face xxx"

Had a bit of a break, now back fluttering my lashes all over the forums

I missed all this shit n stuff

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Am in fabswingers for over 3months never got laid not even once

Sympathy shag?

Try flirting on here you’ll soon find interest.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi I'm Josh...I love women who have a cute smile and eyes that i could stare into all night long..also like women who don't take themselves too serious and are fun to be around x

Nothing sure if I fit the bill but I can try x

Hello x

You have angelic eyes. Your user name is very apt

Flutters at you

like that.

While blushing

like that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I hate when that happens, I’ve got my A game ready and no one is around.

So I’m in, flirt away x

Pssst... Got any tea?

I’m just putting the kettle on. Grab your keys and get it while it’s hot. I can boil the kettle again when you get here x

I like it hot, steamy & wet

Describes me perfectly. Now shall we start with taking that tie off first x

A simple tie... so many uses...Blindfold, Cuffs...Certainly gets hot & steamy

Mmmm yes it does. Think you need to bring a few then let’s see what else we can do with them x

I have 3 uses so far. I'll grab 3 ties, ones that don't need dry cleaning afterwards

3, ooo I think you need to show me exactly what you have in mind. And yes ones that are ok to put in the washer after as I’ve a feeling it’s going to get very messy x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have exhausted all of my flirtiness yesterday and need a few days to recover

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have exhausted all of my flirtiness yesterday and need a few days to recover

Damn

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have exhausted all of my flirtiness yesterday and need a few days to recover

Is there a pill similar to viagra for that?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I find it hard to flirt. The urge to take the piss, takes over and we end up joking and winding each other up...

But winding each other up can be flirting

Not the way I do it. I'm too brutal

You can brutalise me anytime you like

Pegging fun? You can watch while I hang out the washing

Will you be wearing knickers?

Man after my own heart

I didn’t know you cared

You mentioned lack of knickers. Of course I care.

Argh. Flirting with wrong target. Abort mission!

Crestfallen

Never fear angel will put her big pants on for you

They wouldn’t be on for long

You'd have to work the lock... Hope you're good with your hands..

Oh Picking your lock would be a pleasure;-)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I find it hard to flirt. The urge to take the piss, takes over and we end up joking and winding each other up...

But winding each other up can be flirting

Not the way I do it. I'm too brutal

You can brutalise me anytime you like

Pegging fun? You can watch while I hang out the washing

Will you be wearing knickers?

Man after my own heart

I didn’t know you cared

You mentioned lack of knickers. Of course I care.

Argh. Flirting with wrong target. Abort mission!

Crestfallen

Never fear angel will put her big pants on for you

They wouldn’t be on for long

You'd have to work the lock... Hope you're good with your hands..

Oh Picking your lock would be a pleasure;-)"

Pleasure It seems for both of us

.... Oooh I'm getting the hand of this flirting lark

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If I could I would, but I can't so I won't

Get over here!!

Make me!!"

Challenge accepted

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m just crap at flirting.

Try!

Hey there. Come here often?

All the time. I live here

I like your boobies. "

My boobies like you too

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Our flirty session never got very far did it OP! Lol "

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"self flirting or twisting the conversation to make it more flirty, or do you like it both ways ?

"
i like it all ways

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hey rubi, looking beautiful as ever

Peach x

Hey you! I've missed your gorgeous face xxx

Had a bit of a break, now back fluttering my lashes all over the forums

I missed all this shit n stuff

Peach x"

You are the queen of the fluttering lashes! Get over here and flutter them my way

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have exhausted all of my flirtiness yesterday and need a few days to recover

Snuggle?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I find it hard to flirt. The urge to take the piss, takes over and we end up joking and winding each other up...

But winding each other up can be flirting

Not the way I do it. I'm too brutal

You can brutalise me anytime you like

Pegging fun? You can watch while I hang out the washing

Will you be wearing knickers?

Man after my own heart

I didn’t know you cared

You mentioned lack of knickers. Of course I care.

Argh. Flirting with wrong target. Abort mission!

Crestfallen

Never fear angel will put her big pants on for you

They wouldn’t be on for long

You'd have to work the lock... Hope you're good with your hands..

Oh Picking your lock would be a pleasure;-)

Pleasure It seems for both of us

.... Oooh I'm getting the hand of this flirting lark

It’s a bit like an erection, the more you think about it, the harder it gets. Don’t think about it too much or it will get hard

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By *ieman300Man over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"self flirting or twisting the conversation to make it more flirty, or do you like it both ways ?

i like it all ways

Wahey!

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By *hil39Man over a year ago

Dagenham

"self flirting or twisting the conversation to make it more flirty, or do you like it both ways ?

i like it all ways

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