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over a year ago
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What's the funniest/daftest thing anyone's done for a laugh when it comes to swinging?
I, not once but twice, went to a Christmas party gangbang in a Borat bright green mankini with tinsel, baubles and fairy lights (don't ask where the battery pack was). The ladies loved it, the blokes kept their distance but I thought it was funny  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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You’re not Lickety Split!
What did you do to her? Have you eaten her whole?! 
I was thinking that, maybe she's had a sex change??! "
Oooo I feel a lick off coming up to decide who's the real split  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"We had a mate who thought it was funny to keep stripping down to his bright green mankini, he doesn't get asked out by us anymore."
He should have tried lights lol
Tip to get someone to stop wearing one, wedgie them......I found out the hard way
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You’re not Lickety Split!
What did you do to her? Have you eaten her whole?!
I was thinking that, maybe she's had a sex change??!
Oooo I feel a lick off coming up to decide who's the real split "
She may be dinky but she’ll have you!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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You’re not Lickety Split!
What did you do to her? Have you eaten her whole?!
OMG - it's a man!! "
Hang on let me just check
Cock
Balls
Complete lack of common sense
Yep must be a bloke |
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You’re not Lickety Split!
What did you do to her? Have you eaten her whole?!
OMG - it's a man!!
Hang on let me just check
Cock
Balls
Complete lack of common sense
Yep must be a bloke "
Sorry but the real Lickety is a lady and she's been around here forEVER, so you'll have to go change your name! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"
You’re not Lickety Split!
What did you do to her? Have you eaten her whole?!
OMG - it's a man!!
Hang on let me just check
Cock
Balls
Complete lack of common sense
Yep must be a bloke
Sorry but the real Lickety is a lady and she's been around here forEVER, so you'll have to go change your name! "
I like the idea of a battle for the name. Sure I'll lose but it's the taking part that counts lol |
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