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over a year ago
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£3.95 but that can be wavered if a flash of knickers or boxers is shown at the till.
Bacon
Sausage
Square Sausage
Homemade, Bacon/cheese and red onion potatoes
White Pudding
Black Pudding
Mushrooms
Fried Onions
Fresh Tomatoes
Tinned Tomatoes
Hash Browns
Scrambled Eggs
Poached Eggs
Fried Eggs
Boiled Eggs
Baked Beans
Various types of bread for toast or fried if required.
Marmite/ Jam/ Marmalade/ and butter portions in the fridge
Various sauces available
Tea/Coffee and specialist tea's and coffee's
Fruit Juices available..
What are you all having and are you flashing or paying
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Good grief! 
I’d like sausage, bacon, scrambled eggs, hash brown, black pudding and beans but I want the beans in a little dish so they don’t touch anything else. Till I say they can!
Toast, fresh orange and coffee please.
Oh and brown sauce for me.
I’ll pay or flash... whatever you fancy! |
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"Good grief!
I’d like sausage, bacon, scrambled eggs, hash brown, black pudding and beans but I want the beans in a little dish so they don’t touch anything else. Till I say they can!
Toast, fresh orange and coffee please.
Oh and brown sauce for me.
I’ll pay or flash... whatever you fancy! "
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"£3.95 but that can be wavered if a flash of knickers or boxers is shown at the till.
Bacon
Sausage
Square Sausage
Homemade, Bacon/cheese and red onion potatoes
White Pudding
Black Pudding
Mushrooms
Fried Onions
Fresh Tomatoes
Tinned Tomatoes
Hash Browns
Scrambled Eggs
Poached Eggs
Fried Eggs
Boiled Eggs
Baked Beans
Various types of bread for toast or fried if required.
Marmite/ Jam/ Marmalade/ and butter portions in the fridge
Various sauces available
Tea/Coffee and specialist tea's and coffee's
Fruit Juices available..
What are you all having and are you flashing or paying
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By (user no longer on site)
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"£3.95 but that can be wavered if a flash of knickers or boxers is shown at the till.
Bacon
Sausage
Square Sausage
Homemade, Bacon/cheese and red onion potatoes
White Pudding
Black Pudding
Mushrooms
Fried Onions
Fresh Tomatoes
Tinned Tomatoes
Hash Browns
Scrambled Eggs
Poached Eggs
Fried Eggs
Boiled Eggs
Baked Beans
Various types of bread for toast or fried if required.
Marmite/ Jam/ Marmalade/ and butter portions in the fridge
Various sauces available
Tea/Coffee and specialist tea's and coffee's
Fruit Juices available..
What are you all having and are you flashing or paying
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I won’t be flashing the blue light on my squad car .. at just £3.95 it ain’t robberry |
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Can I have a latte and some granary toast with a poached egg please, and for Mart it's a full brekkie with scrambled eggs and white farmhouse toast, on and a white coffee, he's got to keep his strength up as I plan on riding him like a Grand national winner later lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"£3.95 but that can be wavered if a flash of knickers or boxers is shown at the till.
Bacon
Sausage
Square Sausage
Homemade, Bacon/cheese and red onion potatoes
White Pudding
Black Pudding
Mushrooms
Fried Onions
Fresh Tomatoes
Tinned Tomatoes
Hash Browns
Scrambled Eggs
Poached Eggs
Fried Eggs
Boiled Eggs
Baked Beans
Various types of bread for toast or fried if required.
Marmite/ Jam/ Marmalade/ and butter portions in the fridge
Various sauces available
Tea/Coffee and specialist tea's and coffee's
Fruit Juices available..
What are you all having and are you flashing or paying
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By (user no longer on site)
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"£3.95 but that can be wavered if a flash of knickers or boxers is shown at the till.
Bacon
Sausage
Square Sausage
Homemade, Bacon/cheese and red onion potatoes
White Pudding
Black Pudding
Mushrooms
Fried Onions
Fresh Tomatoes
Tinned Tomatoes
Hash Browns
Scrambled Eggs
Poached Eggs
Fried Eggs
Boiled Eggs
Baked Beans
Various types of bread for toast or fried if required.
Marmite/ Jam/ Marmalade/ and butter portions in the fridge
Various sauces available
Tea/Coffee and specialist tea's and coffee's
Fruit Juices available..
What are you all having and are you flashing or paying
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Oooh can I have square sausage, the homemade potatoes, black pudding, mushrooms, hash brown, scrambled eggs and beans with toasted wholemeal bread and butter. Tea and what juices do you have please |
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"Can I have a latte and some granary toast with a poached egg please, and for Mart it's a full brekkie with scrambled eggs and white farmhouse toast, on and a white coffee, he's got to keep his strength up as I plan on riding him like a Grand national winner later lol
Certainly Madame that will be £7.90 unless you care to raise that dress a little higher "
(Whips boobs out)
Is that better lol? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"£3.95 but that can be wavered if a flash of knickers or boxers is shown at the till.
Bacon
Sausage
Square Sausage
Homemade, Bacon/cheese and red onion potatoes
White Pudding
Black Pudding
Mushrooms
Fried Onions
Fresh Tomatoes
Tinned Tomatoes
Hash Browns
Scrambled Eggs
Poached Eggs
Fried Eggs
Boiled Eggs
Baked Beans
Various types of bread for toast or fried if required.
Marmite/ Jam/ Marmalade/ and butter portions in the fridge
Various sauces available
Tea/Coffee and specialist tea's and coffee's
Fruit Juices available..
What are you all having and are you flashing or paying
Oooh can I have square sausage, the homemade potatoes, black pudding, mushrooms, hash brown, scrambled eggs and beans with toasted wholemeal bread and butter. Tea and what juices do you have please"
Orange smooth or with bits/ Apple & Pear/ Tomato and A Pineapple and Mango one which I highly recommend. Paying or flashing? |
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"Can I have a latte and some granary toast with a poached egg please, and for Mart it's a full brekkie with scrambled eggs and white farmhouse toast, on and a white coffee, he's got to keep his strength up as I plan on riding him like a Grand national winner later lol
Certainly Madame that will be £7.90 unless you care to raise that dress a little higher
(Whips boobs out)
Is that better lol? "
Damn take a complimentary bottle of prosecco to enjoy later |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"£3.95 but that can be wavered if a flash of knickers or boxers is shown at the till.
Bacon
Sausage
Square Sausage
Homemade, Bacon/cheese and red onion potatoes
White Pudding
Black Pudding
Mushrooms
Fried Onions
Fresh Tomatoes
Tinned Tomatoes
Hash Browns
Scrambled Eggs
Poached Eggs
Fried Eggs
Boiled Eggs
Baked Beans
Various types of bread for toast or fried if required.
Marmite/ Jam/ Marmalade/ and butter portions in the fridge
Various sauces available
Tea/Coffee and specialist tea's and coffee's
Fruit Juices available..
What are you all having and are you flashing or paying
Oooh can I have square sausage, the homemade potatoes, black pudding, mushrooms, hash brown, scrambled eggs and beans with toasted wholemeal bread and butter. Tea and what juices do you have please Orange smooth or with bits/ Apple & Pear/ Tomato and A Pineapple and Mango one which I highly recommend. Paying or flashing? "
I'll have the pineapple one please and flashing |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"£3.95 but that can be wavered if a flash of knickers or boxers is shown at the till.
Bacon
Sausage
Square Sausage
Homemade, Bacon/cheese and red onion potatoes
White Pudding
Black Pudding
Mushrooms
Fried Onions
Fresh Tomatoes
Tinned Tomatoes
Hash Browns
Scrambled Eggs
Poached Eggs
Fried Eggs
Boiled Eggs
Baked Beans
Various types of bread for toast or fried if required.
Marmite/ Jam/ Marmalade/ and butter portions in the fridge
Various sauces available
Tea/Coffee and specialist tea's and coffee's
Fruit Juices available..
What are you all having and are you flashing or paying
Oooh can I have square sausage, the homemade potatoes, black pudding, mushrooms, hash brown, scrambled eggs and beans with toasted wholemeal bread and butter. Tea and what juices do you have please Orange smooth or with bits/ Apple & Pear/ Tomato and A Pineapple and Mango one which I highly recommend. Paying or flashing?
I'll have the pineapple one please and flashing "
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Can I please have 2 each of bacon sausage poached eggs and toast plus beans and mushrooms and a nice cup of tea I will pay a fiver and still give a cheeky flash xx |
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"Can I please have 2 each of bacon sausage poached eggs and toast plus beans and mushrooms and a nice cup of tea I will pay a fiver and still give a cheeky flash xx"
Now that an offer we like, payment and flashing. Come again ...oh you have. clean up table 6 please |
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"Can I please have 2 each of bacon sausage poached eggs and toast plus beans and mushrooms and a nice cup of tea I will pay a fiver and still give a cheeky flash xxNow that an offer we like, payment and flashing. Come again ...oh you have. clean up table 6 please "
Hehe bring the mop please xx |
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Breakfast has finished. Main meals today are
King Prawn Rogan Josh with Rice and Naan
Sausage/ Bacon & Liver Casserole with new potatoes and veg
Scampi & Chips , peas and tartare sauce
Shepherds Pie with Mashed potatoes and veg
Hand carved Ham with various cheeses and pickles
Turkey Roast with all the trimmings
Chicken Tikka Massala with Jasmine rice
selection of toasties and Panini's available. Chips on request if you don't want veg or rice.
All £4.95 with free Tea/Coffee. or well you know the rules, flash the flesh and its all Free |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"£3.95 but that can be wavered if a flash of knickers or boxers is shown at the till.
Bacon
Sausage
Square Sausage
Homemade, Bacon/cheese and red onion potatoes
White Pudding
Black Pudding
Mushrooms
Fried Onions
Fresh Tomatoes
Tinned Tomatoes
Hash Browns
Scrambled Eggs
Poached Eggs
Fried Eggs
Boiled Eggs
Baked Beans
Various types of bread for toast or fried if required.
Marmite/ Jam/ Marmalade/ and butter portions in the fridge
Various sauces available
Tea/Coffee and specialist tea's and coffee's
Fruit Juices available..
What are you all having and are you flashing or paying
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2x Saus
2x bacon
Potato’s
2x black pudding
Mushrooms
2x hash browns
2x poached eggs
Beans please
I’ll give you a full on flash of my bum? |
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And flashing of course!! 
Poached eggs and mushrooms on avocado toast please 
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