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I've been called common , Again !!
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"So my boss has called me common again !!. Why ?? Because I made my cheese sarnie and didn't cut it into 4 squares . He actually called me " uncouth " . Does it matter ffs???"
Squares! What is he 4! |
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"Nobody I know, except my gran, cuts sandwiches into 4. I must be really common. I don't even do triangles. "
I didn't even cut in half . Sarnie made then shovel it in gob. He didn't appreciate it  |
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"So my boss has called me common again !!. Why ?? Because I made my cheese sarnie and didn't cut it into 4 squares . He actually called me " uncouth " . Does it matter ffs???
Squares! What is he 4!"
That's what I thought. Even when he has an apple he slices it and puts it on a plate . Weirdo  |
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"Bullying! No . He's just a fuckin snob 
Still doesn't give your boss the right to belittle you. It goes against Dignity and respect in the workplace.  "
It doesn't particularly bother me . He's a snobby twat and I just ignore him most of the time  |
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"So my boss has called me common again !!. Why ?? Because I made my cheese sarnie and didn't cut it into 4 squares . He actually called me " uncouth " . Does it matter ffs???
Squares! What is he 4! That's what I thought. Even when he has an apple he slices it and puts it on a plate . Weirdo "
You should have told him,he sound's a knob. Perhaps mummy used to slice his apples for him so he didn't ruin his little peggies on the pip's. |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
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"So my boss has called me common again !!. Why ?? Because I made my cheese sarnie and didn't cut it into 4 squares . He actually called me " uncouth " . Does it matter ffs???
Squares! What is he 4! That's what I thought. Even when he has an apple he slices it and puts it on a plate . Weirdo "
Clearly he's unhinged.... |
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over a year ago
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"So my boss has called me common again !!. Why ?? Because I made my cheese sarnie and didn't cut it into 4 squares . He actually called me " uncouth " . Does it matter ffs???"
yes I'd be mortally offended and leave  |
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"So my boss has called me common again !!. Why ?? Because I made my cheese sarnie and didn't cut it into 4 squares . He actually called me " uncouth " . Does it matter ffs???
Squares! What is he 4! That's what I thought. Even when he has an apple he slices it and puts it on a plate . Weirdo
You should have told him,he sound's a knob. Perhaps mummy used to slice his apples for him so he didn't ruin his little peggies on the pip's."
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bullying! No . He's just a fuckin snob
Still doesn't give your boss the right to belittle you. It goes against Dignity and respect in the workplace. It doesn't particularly bother me . He's a snobby twat and I just ignore him most of the time "
Fine if it doesn't bother you.
But your boss is still out of order. |
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"Bullying! No . He's just a fuckin snob
Still doesn't give your boss the right to belittle you. It goes against Dignity and respect in the workplace. It doesn't particularly bother me . He's a snobby twat and I just ignore him most of the time
Fine if it doesn't bother you.
But your boss is still out of order. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A bog standard sandwich gets hacked down the middle into two rectangles. If I'm feeling fancy you'll get a triangle
Sounds like your boss still likes his nursery food. Do his grapes get cut in half too incase he cho-kes |
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"So my boss has called me common again !!. Why ?? Because I made my cheese sarnie and didn't cut it into 4 squares . He actually called me " uncouth " . Does it matter ffs???
Squares! What is he 4!"
His sandwiches are. |
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"A bog standard sandwich gets hacked down the middle into two rectangles. If I'm feeling fancy you'll get a triangle
Sounds like your boss still likes his nursery food. Do his grapes get cut in half too incase he cho-kes "
What! You don't peel your grapes before halving them? I feel faint..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A bog standard sandwich gets hacked down the middle into two rectangles. If I'm feeling fancy you'll get a triangle
Sounds like your boss still likes his nursery food. Do his grapes get cut in half too incase he cho-kes
What! You don't peel your grapes before halving them? I feel faint....."
I have a semi naked man to do that for me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A bog standard sandwich gets hacked down the middle into two rectangles. If I'm feeling fancy you'll get a triangle
Sounds like your boss still likes his nursery food. Do his grapes get cut in half too incase he cho-kes
What! You don't peel your grapes before halving them? I feel faint.....
I have a semi naked man to do that for me "
I have an ice breaker party trick with olives. It works equally well with grapes, peeled or not...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So my boss has called me common again !!. Why ?? Because I made my cheese sarnie and didn't cut it into 4 squares . He actually called me " uncouth " . Does it matter ffs???"
Yes it matters! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did you have little slivers of cucumber No. Just a bog standard cheese sarnie . No frills  "
Oh I have the cucumber but I’m posh
Jeeves brings it to me on a silver tray |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Into 4 pieces!
Is that so his dainty wee hands can manage to lift them?
Next time he does that compliment him on his domestic skills n tell him he'll make a great wife one day while slyly smiling n giving a wee wink then walk away |
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"Into 4 pieces!
Is that so his dainty wee hands can manage to lift them?
Next time he does that compliment him on his domestic skills n tell him he'll make a great wife one day while slyly smiling n giving a wee wink then walk away "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Awww slim!
Rest your head on my boobers and tell me all about it If I rest my head there I won't be able to concentrate my little Strumpet
Oh...  You think if I had my head in your boobies I'd be thinking about cheese sarnies "
I like cheese |
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By *ANDA2Couple
over a year ago
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"Your missing out vital information! What kind of cheese and accompanied by what? Pickle?? Mature cheddar no pickle  "
White or granary bread?
Mothers Pride or local bakers ?
Machine or hand cut ?
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It's funny isn't it. I get teased at work because I often have a linen napkin, cutlery and crockery. They call me posh totty or a snob.
I don't call them common because they sit at their desk eating burgers from polystyrene containers, why do they feel it's ok to call me names because I don't?
People feel threatened if you're not like them, it's best to smile and continue eating how you prefer |
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By *ootleCouple
over a year ago
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"Nobody I know, except my gran, cuts sandwiches into 4. I must be really common. I don't even do triangles. I didn't even cut in half . Sarnie made then shovel it in gob. He didn't appreciate it "
mmmm - I'm beginning to think he may have a point lol |
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"Your missing out vital information! What kind of cheese and accompanied by what? Pickle?? Mature cheddar no pickle
White or granary bread?
Mothers Pride or local bakers ?
Machine or hand cut ?
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Taking the piss now |
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"Nobody I know, except my gran, cuts sandwiches into 4. I must be really common. I don't even do triangles. I didn't even cut in half . Sarnie made then shovel it in gob. He didn't appreciate it
mmmm - I'm beginning to think he may have a point lol "
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"So my boss has called me common again !!. Why ?? Because I made my cheese sarnie and didn't cut it into 4 squares . He actually called me " uncouth " . Does it matter ffs???"
Clearly it matters to you as you’ve started a thread about it |
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"Awww slim!
Rest your head on my boobers and tell me all about it If I rest my head there I won't be able to concentrate my little Strumpet
Oh... You think if I had my head in your boobies I'd be thinking about cheese sarnies
I like cheese And sausages "
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"Nobody I know, except my gran, cuts sandwiches into 4. I must be really common. I don't even do triangles. "
I'm seriously shocked.
Even more so by the fact you're happy to share this shameful behaviour on a site like this.
You should be ashamed of yourself!
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"So my boss has called me common again !!. Why ?? Because I made my cheese sarnie and didn't cut it into 4 squares . He actually called me " uncouth " . Does it matter ffs???
Squares! What is he 4!"
This!! my 2 year old god daughter has 4 squares so she can hold it easier, but adults only need it in 2 ffs!! |
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"So my boss has called me common again !!. Why ?? Because I made my cheese sarnie and didn't cut it into 4 squares . He actually called me " uncouth " . Does it matter ffs???"
Of course it matters ffs.
What's even more shocking is that your boss, while calling you out for not cutting your sandwiches into quarters, doesn't even know that they should be cut into triangles not squares.
TBF you're both a disgrace and both of you should hang your heads in shame.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You should have said "no sorry, I'm just a grown up". 4 slices indeed?!.... Though shovelling it in your gob, without cutting it into 2 slices, is a tad common and uncouth  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You should have said "no sorry, I'm just a grown up". 4 slices indeed?!.... Though shovelling it in your gob, without cutting it into 2 slices, is a tad common and uncouth "
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