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Sitting on the M25 for 2hrs this morning, muttering "fuck me" every 20seconds when the Merc on front on me slammed its brakes on for absolutely no bloody reason.
40mph limit, doing 25/30, and nothing in front of it
Now lurking at Cobham services, thinking "fuck me, I want to get home before lunch time" |
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"Sitting on the M25 for 2hrs this morning, muttering "fuck me" every 20seconds when the Merc on front on me slammed its brakes on for absolutely no bloody reason.
40mph limit, doing 25/30, and nothing in front of it
Now lurking at Cobham services, thinking "fuck me, I want to get home before lunch time" "
With you on that one, but we don't condone lurkers round these parts.   |
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"Fuck me...... is that what you looked like 10 years ago?!!!! (Sending a face pic!)"
Oh yes, i look and think fuck me indeed at my old self, along with
Fuck me, I wasn't too bad looking really. |
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"Sitting on the M25 for 2hrs this morning, muttering "fuck me" every 20seconds when the Merc on front on me slammed its brakes on for absolutely no bloody reason.
40mph limit, doing 25/30, and nothing in front of it
Now lurking at Cobham services, thinking "fuck me, I want to get home before lunch time"
With you on that one, but we don't condone lurkers round these parts. "
It's OK, I'm done lurking, coffee d*unk, Greggs scoffed, back on the road in a minute
Please let the traffic have cleared |
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"Sitting on the M25 for 2hrs this morning, muttering "fuck me" every 20seconds when the Merc on front on me slammed its brakes on for absolutely no bloody reason.
40mph limit, doing 25/30, and nothing in front of it
Now lurking at Cobham services, thinking "fuck me, I want to get home before lunch time"
With you on that one, but we don't condone lurkers round these parts.
It's OK, I'm done lurking, coffee d*unk, Greggs scoffed, back on the road in a minute
Please let the traffic have cleared "
Fuck me, I'd love a Greggs.
Have a safe journey. |
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"Fuck me...... is that what you looked like 10 years ago?!!!! (Sending a face pic!)
Oh yes, i look and think fuck me indeed at my old self, along with
Fuck me, I wasn't too bad looking really. "
Hahahahahahahaha  |
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"Fuck me...... is that what you looked like 10 years ago?!!!! (Sending a face pic!)
Oh yes, i look and think fuck me indeed at my old self, along with
Fuck me, I wasn't too bad looking really.
Hahahahahahahaha "
Fuck me as I couldn't message Softandgentle. |
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The delivery driver redelivered this week - driver stated no one home on first day's attempt, home was full all day - when challenged 2nd attempt, said he'd put that as couldn't find the place. Correct road name, post code etc.
It's not much better in the USA - FEDEX last week stated incorrect address, ( house number on house and road has 4 houses in it). So they returned my stuff to Microsoft. Fuck me! |
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"When I looked out of my back door window and saw next door's huge dog looking at me from the other side of the glass."
Fuck me, I hope it ran into the glass, I know it might smart a bit but it's always funny. |
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"When I looked out of my back door window and saw next door's huge dog looking at me from the other side of the glass.
Fuck me, I hope it ran into the glass, I know it might smart a bit but it's always funny."
He was just sitting outside the door, looking in. I did wonder if the glass would hold if he decided to come in. |
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"This morning i got up and looked out my window and said. 'Fuck me. All the fence pannels were still standing"
Mine weren't so lucky. Which is why next door's dog paid me a visit. |
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"When I looked out of my back door window and saw next door's huge dog looking at me from the other side of the glass.
Fuck me, I hope it ran into the glass, I know it might smart a bit but it's always funny.
He was just sitting outside the door, looking in. I did wonder if the glass would hold if he decided to come in."
I'd have had to start cooking sausages in front of him.  |
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(I'm gonna do this with predicatext for a laugh)
Fuck me I exclaimed, I love your profile so much more than you want to see a tiny piece of wood in the new year and find out if you have any more fab meets with the light off so I can ram it in the magpies beak  |
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"bloody audi driver on my way in to work this moring  "
Yes, what is it about Audis. All the wankers seem to be driving them. It used to be BMWs and before that, large Fords. |
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i drove 5 miles to pick my daughter up from college, when i got there i saw i had a text message , it was her texting to say not to pick her up as she was getting a lift home !! |
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