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I had the most fun today photographing a pair of identical twins for a first birthday. We did a giant cake smash with a cupcake that was the size of a small person. |
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"Did anyone set up a just giving page for the folk on here who really need to get a room yet?
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Well - to be fair that’s usually you miss flirtation queen! 
Sorry you’re out of sorts - hope you’re back on track soon!
Hugs!
(Oh - and my news is that I had bloody mind blowing sex on Saturday night and I’m still knackered! - early night in order tonight!   ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I went Airsoft on Sunday and got shot on the nipple. Twice.
Sounds arousing. My Sunday was wank.
It was not arousing.
I probably wouldn't feel it. Numb "
Love you Honeybee |
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"I had the most fun today photographing a pair of identical twins for a first birthday. We did a giant cake smash with a cupcake that was the size of a small person.
Cake and babies.  "
I never imagined it was possible for a kid to get covered in so much dessert. |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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Tug of war used to be an Olympic event. I learnt this fact the day I tried my favourite corset on for the first time in ages. I reckon after the heaving I did they could bring it back and I'd qualify. |
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"I had the most fun today photographing a pair of identical twins for a first birthday. We did a giant cake smash with a cupcake that was the size of a small person. "
Awwww! Babies!  - but what’s a cake smash?  |
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"Did anyone set up a just giving page for the folk on here who really need to get a room yet?
Well - to be fair that’s usually you miss flirtation queen!
Sorry you’re out of sorts - hope you’re back on track soon!
Hugs!
(Oh - and my news is that I had bloody mind blowing sex on Saturday night and I’m still knackered! - early night in order tonight! ) "
I'm in flirty rehab, I find myself cringing now. Who knew 
I'm ok, others not so.
Also...jealous of the body breaking sex. |
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"Tug of war used to be an Olympic event. I learnt this fact the day I tried my favourite corset on for the first time in ages. I reckon after the heaving I did they could bring it back and I'd qualify. "
I'll tug you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I had the most fun today photographing a pair of identical twins for a first birthday. We did a giant cake smash with a cupcake that was the size of a small person.
Awwww! Babies! - but what’s a cake smash? "
Basically, it involves sitting the kids in front of a massive cupcake, and letting them go at it with manic gusto. Face planting, smearing it everywhere with hands, essentially wearing most of the cake rather tham eating it. |
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"I had the most fun today photographing a pair of identical twins for a first birthday. We did a giant cake smash with a cupcake that was the size of a small person.
Cake and babies. "
You can only eat one of these, legally.. |
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"Did anyone set up a just giving page for the folk on here who really need to get a room yet?
Well - to be fair that’s usually you miss flirtation queen!
Sorry you’re out of sorts - hope you’re back on track soon!
Hugs!
(Oh - and my news is that I had bloody mind blowing sex on Saturday night and I’m still knackered! - early night in order tonight! )
I'm in flirty rehab, I find myself cringing now. Who knew
I'm ok, others not so.
Also...jealous of the body breaking sex."
Well - still sorry to hear things are not what they should be for you and others!
Re body breaking sex! He’s on my veris - he’s a fantastic shag and a great guy - sometimes mind blowing sex with a nice guy is exactly what we need! #justsaying! 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You seem to have become invisible
I know. An avatar to match my soul.
Maybe your arsoul...
You turn me on so much when you talk like that "
It's inevitable that I will do something to ruin that... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Hugs for your cunty week Honey x
Why was it a cunt?
My weekend was cunty - I had no water in my bathroom from Friday till today 
That was cunty!
And I've decided to work more hours to earn all the money so I can run the fuck away from this cunty place |
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"Hugs for your cunty week Honey x
Why was it a cunt?
My weekend was cunty - I had no water in my bathroom from Friday till today
That was cunty!
And I've decided to work more hours to earn all the money so I can run the fuck away from this cunty place "
No cunting water?
Supplier cunts fault? |
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"Hugs for your cunty week Honey x
Why was it a cunt?
My weekend was cunty - I had no water in my bathroom from Friday till today
That was cunty!
And I've decided to work more hours to earn all the money so I can run the fuck away from this cunty place "
You are fucking ace. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" re cuntday.
All the cunting.
I want to sing to tots tv music...I'm a cunt and she's a cunt..cunty cunty cunty...lalala"
You’ve done amazing in the face of the cunt. |
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" re cuntday.
All the cunting.
I want to sing to tots tv music...I'm a cunt and she's a cunt..cunty cunty cunty...lalala
You’ve done amazing in the face of the cunt. "
I'm starting to feel a bit J0hnny  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Hmmm. Last night.... I got up to use the bathroom, fell down the stairs, woke up Marc and my dogs, went back to bed where there was a strong draft coming from the window, and woke up this morning with bruises and pain in my back along with a sore throat from the drafty window.
I'd say I owned that night. Bring on tonight! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" re cuntday.
All the cunting.
I want to sing to tots tv music...I'm a cunt and she's a cunt..cunty cunty cunty...lalala
You’ve done amazing in the face of the cunt.
I'm starting to feel a bit J0hnny "
Don’t repress. You gotta feel and do what you gotta feel and do. Unleash cunt.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Something. I've got 5 minutes of spare and I have had a cunt of a week.
Amuse me, please. "
A new day starts every time the sun comes up, greet the sun with a positive attitude, and make next week better than last. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" re cuntday.
All the cunting.
I want to sing to tots tv music...I'm a cunt and she's a cunt..cunty cunty cunty...lalala"
If you want cunty songs honey try Kevin Bloody Wison...he's done loads...my personal favourite is:
I've had a right old cunt of a day
Guaranteed to make you smile |
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