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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

So it’s your funeral, what do you want written on your gravestone so people know what you are like, seem to recall Spike Milligan’s was “told you I was Ill”

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By *icole FanningTV/TS over a year ago

Navan

“Here lieth Nicole Fanning ... buried in a Y shaped coffin to reflect how she got buried whilst alive”.

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By *ty31Man over a year ago

NW London

Don't know, don't care, don't want a headstone.

I do like what Sonny Liston has on his one though, it just says A Man.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To be continued...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

‘She was a knobhead’

That is exactly what my headstone will read if left to my dear sister to choose.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Best singer nobodys heard of

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Mine will prob say

“ normal guy just could be a little grumpy”

What do they know eh?

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

I don't know about a headstone but my coffin lid will need to be reinforced from all the people dancing on my grave

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No headstone. But the music as my coffin enters the oven is gonna be either Highway to hell or Disco inferno

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By *icole FanningTV/TS over a year ago

Navan

“....... I was hoping for a pyramid .......”

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By *orticiaWoman over a year ago

Wirral

"“....... I was hoping for a pyramid .......”"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Returned to atoms.

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By *ust PeachyWoman over a year ago

Prestonish

Probably

‘She was a great Mum and a superb shag - but at everything else, she sucked!’

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

Never more than a whisper away

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By *arold_n_maudeCouple over a year ago

preston

Ive told our kid she's going to have 'Don't forget the balls' written on her grave.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

...what was all that about,anyway ?...

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By *ervent_fervourMan over a year ago

Halifax

Don't patronise me, you'll die too.

Nice to meet you though.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No longer available to meet.

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By *arksMan over a year ago

in the centre

I told you I was ill

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He lies xxxxxx nee xxxx nee xxxx

Born xxxxx hospital xxxx

Ex husband xxxxx

Current husband xxxx

Children xxxxx

Mother xxxxx

Father xxxxx

Grandfather xxxxx and so on so anyone doing any family history will be able to gain so much knowledge from me!!

Geeky xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So it’s your funeral, what do you want written on your gravestone so people know what you are like, seem to recall Spike Milligan’s was “told you I was Ill”"

Here lies an atheist all dressed up and no where to go

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