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Chocolate eclair.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just like a banana never look someone in the eye when biting into one.
Or hotdog 
That's more to do with onions and mustard hanging out of your nose though  "
Juices running off chin |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm obsessed with choux pastry.
Never try the custard filled chocolate topped choux buns from M+S ..... ever!
I'm trying to be good - but they're better than (some) sex  |
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By *ieman300 OP Man
over a year ago
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"Just demolished one.
Very Phalic aren't they.
Did you enjoy it ?
I did. There are 4 more tempting me!
An eclair orgy. Take them all "
Theres 2 left now. Some other gits I mean colleagues have had one |
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By *ieman300 OP Man
over a year ago
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"Just like a banana never look someone in the eye when biting into one.
Or hotdog
That's more to do with onions and mustard hanging out of your nose though
Juices running off chin "
Ooo matron! |
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By *elloWoman
over a year ago
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"I'm obsessed with choux pastry.
Never try the custard filled chocolate topped choux buns from M+S ..... ever!
I'm trying to be good - but they're better than (some) sex "
Custard + chocolate + pastry!!!
Omg racing to M+S now  |
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Once you graduate from an éclair to an elephant s foot there's no going back...
What do u call your elephants foot..
That's 2 clumps and we mean clumps of choix pastry filled with cream in between and top clump topped with a coffee icing... |
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By *ieman300 OP Man
over a year ago
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"Once you graduate from an éclair to an elephant s foot there's no going back...
What do u call your elephants foot..
That's 2 clumps and we mean clumps of choix pastry filled with cream in between and top clump topped with a coffee icing... "
Hory sheet!
Where do i get one of those bad boys? |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
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"Once you graduate from an éclair to an elephant s foot there's no going back...
What do u call your elephants foot..
That's 2 clumps and we mean clumps of choix pastry filled with cream in between and top clump topped with a coffee icing... "
mmmmm bring to mamma...  |
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"Once you graduate from an éclair to an elephant s foot there's no going back...
What do u call your elephants foot..
That's 2 clumps and we mean clumps of choix pastry filled with cream in between and top clump topped with a coffee icing... mmmmm bring to mamma... "
Wish I could |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL |
"Once you graduate from an éclair to an elephant s foot there's no going back...
What do u call your elephants foot..
That's 2 clumps and we mean clumps of choix pastry filled with cream in between and top clump topped with a coffee icing... mmmmm bring to mamma...
Wish I could"
It's not far....  |
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By *ieman300 OP Man
over a year ago
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"I have had 2 Today! 
They were "reduced". I assume that reduces the calories too! 
And I ate them the same way you are imagining! (Greedy mare, I know!) "
So you deep throated them then haha.
In fairness so did I! |
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"I have had 2 Today!
They were "reduced". I assume that reduces the calories too!
And I ate them the same way you are imagining! (Greedy mare, I know!) "
Oh the fun to be had with an éclair and those pearls of yours... |
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"M&S extremely chocolaty eclairs are seriously good!! "
You can almost hear it being advertised......
"This is not just any chocolate éclair, this is a M&S extremely chocolaty éclair"
above must be read in that M&S sultry advert voice... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jumbo sausage anyone?!
With chips & beans or in a sandwich?
Battered and on its own no nom nom
Battered
Slips quietly out of the thread
Oh I love a well battered jumbo one "
It's just to easy to ask if that's with gravy...oh bugger lol |
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By *ieman300 OP Man
over a year ago
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"Jumbo sausage anyone?!
With chips & beans or in a sandwich?
Battered and on its own no nom nom
Battered
Slips quietly out of the thread
Oh I love a well battered jumbo one
It's just to easy to ask if that's with gravy...oh bugger lol "
Haha |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL |
"Jumbo sausage anyone?!
With chips & beans or in a sandwich?
Battered and on its own no nom nom
Battered
Slips quietly out of the thread
Oh I love a well battered jumbo one
It's just to easy to ask if that's with gravy...oh bugger lol
Haha"
Is that baby gravy |
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"Or hotdog
That's more to do with onions and mustard hanging out of your nose though "
Best Hot Dog in the World; the EDDY MERCKX The Cannibal Dogs: tripe chili, spicy mustard and coriander.
From The Cannibal Hell's Kitchen; 11th Avenue/West 45th Street, New York.
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By *ieman300 OP Man
over a year ago
Best Greggs in Cheshire East |
"Jumbo sausage anyone?!
With chips & beans or in a sandwich?
Battered and on its own no nom nom
Battered
Slips quietly out of the thread
Oh I love a well battered jumbo one
It's just to easy to ask if that's with gravy...oh bugger lol
Haha
Is that baby gravy "
Dirty girl |
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By *ieman300 OP Man
over a year ago
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"Theres 2 left now. Some other gits I mean colleagues have had one
Good news, your colleague has saved you from ingesting 250 - 300 KCal, 18g fat, 18g carbohydrates and 4g protein.
Lucifer"
The other 2 went so double your figures. Gutted  |
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