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Can we pretend I’m Jim(minus the erect penis) for the nocturnal thread?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hello BG tonight’s jimposter, how’s your day been. I’m normally offering him a cup of tea now, so do you want one? X  "
Good, thank you how was yours?
Actually, I’ve just put the kettle on. So why don’t I make you one?
(Bet Jim wouldn’t do that! ) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good evening BG . We could find you a strap on, for that more authentic erect look  "
Hola!!
Great idea can it please be bigger than Jim’s? I may challenge him to a sword fight.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good evening BG . We could find you a strap on, for that more authentic erect look
Hola!!
Great idea can it please be bigger than Jim’s? I may challenge him to a sword fight. "
I'll have a rummage and see what I have  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good evening BG . We could find you a strap on, for that more authentic erect look
Hola!!
Great idea can it please be bigger than Jim’s? I may challenge him to a sword fight. "
Will it be live streamed on utube |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good evening BG . We could find you a strap on, for that more authentic erect look
Hola!!
Great idea can it please be bigger than Jim’s? I may challenge him to a sword fight.
I'll have a rummage and see what I have "
Excellent work! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I only come to the nocturnal thread for Jim's cock. 
What are you offering instead, OP?  "
Hello you
I’m sorry for my lack of penis.
I can offer you peanut butter M&Ms, and I’d also point you in the direction of Libs avatar. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I only come to the nocturnal thread for Jim's cock.
What are you offering instead, OP?
Hello you
I’m sorry for my lack of penis.
I can offer you peanut butter M&Ms, and I’d also point you in the direction of Libs avatar. "
Peanut Butter M&Ms?! Sold. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I only come to the nocturnal thread for Jim's cock.
What are you offering instead, OP?
Hello you
I’m sorry for my lack of penis.
I can offer you peanut butter M&Ms, and I’d also point you in the direction of Libs avatar.
Peanut Butter M&Ms?! Sold. "
Actually, they’ve travelled all the way from Sunnyside in my friends suitcase. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I only come to the nocturnal thread for Jim's cock.
What are you offering instead, OP?
Hello you
I’m sorry for my lack of penis.
I can offer you peanut butter M&Ms, and I’d also point you in the direction of Libs avatar.
Peanut Butter M&Ms?! Sold. "
She's pretending she's not interested but I really know where she'd like to stuff her snout. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I know I’m no substitute for him, my bad.
Hello, night pervs! 
Maybe not but you're definitely easier on the eye. "
Its the boobs, they’re better than Jim’s.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm going to bed in a minute - is there anything anyone wants to ask before I do?
You've got five minutes.
One minute or five, make up your mind!  "
Irrelevant as the time is up. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hello BG tonight’s jimposter, how’s your day been. I’m normally offering him a cup of tea now, so do you want one? X
Good, thank you how was yours?
Actually, I’ve just put the kettle on. So why don’t I make you one?
(Bet Jim wouldn’t do that!)"
Mines been ok. A cup of tea would be lovely. And no he wouldn’t x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm going to bed in a minute - is there anything anyone wants to ask before I do?
You've got five minutes.
One minute or five, make up your mind!
Irrelevant as the time is up. "
Zero.
Craic. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just went downstairs to use the bathroom and fell down the fucking stairs. 
Ouch "
I woke up Marc and the two dogs. And now my shoulder is throbbing. I'm off to read. Night! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hello BG tonight’s jimposter, how’s your day been. I’m normally offering him a cup of tea now, so do you want one? X
Good, thank you how was yours?
Actually, I’ve just put the kettle on. So why don’t I make you one?
(Bet Jim wouldn’t do that!)
Mines been ok. A cup of tea would be lovely. And no he wouldn’t x "
He could learn from this!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I just went downstairs to use the bathroom and fell down the fucking stairs.
Ouch
I woke up Marc and the two dogs. And now my shoulder is throbbing. I'm off to read. Night! "
Feel better tomorrow x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thank you, Bold.  hi jim!!!
Hi! you came late tonight ! Missed you ? How is your week going so far ? Here can't sleep , will be tiered at work again !!! X"
Better than comin' early. My week is is going okay. Put your phone down and try to get a few z's. x |
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"Thank you, Bold. hi jim!!!
Hi! you came late tonight ! Missed you ? How is your week going so far ? Here can't sleep , will be tiered at work again !!! X
Better than comin' early. My week is is going okay. Put your phone down and try to get a few z's. x"
I am good morning then ! Xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Thank you, Bold. hi jim!!!
Hi! you came late tonight ! Missed you ? How is your week going so far ? Here can't sleep , will be tiered at work again !!! X
Better than comin' early. My week is is going okay. Put your phone down and try to get a few z's. x I am good morning then ! Xxx"
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