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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Broad beans.....iv just found out i love them,i rub them over my body and stick them in my ears and of course up my bottom.
Im now shoving them down my undies whilst working!!!
Do i need help? |
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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago
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No you don’t. You’ve found bean heaven. It’s been staring you in the face all these years and now you’ve realised what all those wholes are for. Now you have one last place to put them and I would recommend using 5 beans for this one also make sure you insert them the correct way and then stand back and enjoy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No you don’t. You’ve found bean heaven. It’s been staring you in the face all these years and now you’ve realised what all those wholes are for. Now you have one last place to put them and I would recommend using 5 beans for this one also make sure you insert them the correct way and then stand back and enjoy"
Tell me more,im erect already |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If you're managing to get them in your ears and up your bum by yourself and reach those awkward places between the shoulder blades... probably not!
Could be more fun with an extra pair of helping hands though! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If you're managing to get them in your ears and up your bum by yourself and reach those awkward places between the shoulder blades... probably not!
Could be more fun with an extra pair of helping hands though!"
You offering? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Broad beans.....iv just found out i love them,i rub them over my body and stick them in my ears and of course up my bottom.
Im now shoving them down my undies whilst working!!!
Do i need help?"
He he I'll help you x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You know what? Because of some of the fetishes people have told me they're into, I can't even tell if you're joking or not.
At least it's a relatively cheap fetish to have. And you can make lunch with them after.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you're managing to get them in your ears and up your bum by yourself and reach those awkward places between the shoulder blades... probably not!
Could be more fun with an extra pair of helping hands though!
You offering?"
I don't think my custard fetish and your bean fetish are compatible. You need someone with a gravy or mashed potato fetish. Someone will be along soon I'm sure  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Broad beans.....iv just found out i love them,i rub them over my body and stick them in my ears and of course up my bottom.
Im now shoving them down my undies whilst working!!!
Do i need help?"
Veganuary!?  |
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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago
sheffield |
"No you don’t. You’ve found bean heaven. It’s been staring you in the face all these years and now you’ve realised what all those wholes are for. Now you have one last place to put them and I would recommend using 5 beans for this one also make sure you insert them the correct way and then stand back and enjoy
Tell me more,im erect already"
Well you be heard of a pea shooter |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No you don’t. You’ve found bean heaven. It’s been staring you in the face all these years and now you’ve realised what all those wholes are for. Now you have one last place to put them and I would recommend using 5 beans for this one also make sure you insert them the correct way and then stand back and enjoy
Tell me more,im erect already
Well you be heard of a pea shooter "
I dont like peas  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Broad beans.....iv just found out i love them,i rub them over my body and stick them in my ears and of course up my bottom.
Im now shoving them down my undies whilst working!!!
Do i need help?"
Nope it sounds like you are perfectly capable of doing it solo. |
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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago
sheffield |
"No you don’t. You’ve found bean heaven. It’s been staring you in the face all these years and now you’ve realised what all those wholes are for. Now you have one last place to put them and I would recommend using 5 beans for this one also make sure you insert them the correct way and then stand back and enjoy
Tell me more,im erect already
Well you be heard of a pea shooter
I dont like peas "
Well you’ve now got a bean shooter |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Broad beans.....iv just found out i love them,i rub them over my body and stick them in my ears and of course up my bottom.
Im now shoving them down my undies whilst working!!!
Do i need help?
Nope it sounds like you are perfectly capable of doing it solo."
D
Good job i havnt got a coconut fetish |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Broad beans.....iv just found out i love them,i rub them over my body and stick them in my ears and of course up my bottom.
Im now shoving them down my undies whilst working!!!
Do i need help?
Nope it sounds like you are perfectly capable of doing it solo.
D
Good job i havnt got a coconut fetish"
Or corn on the cob? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Broad beans.....iv just found out i love them,i rub them over my body and stick them in my ears and of course up my bottom.
Im now shoving them down my undies whilst working!!!
Do i need help?
Nope it sounds like you are perfectly capable of doing it solo.
D
Good job i havnt got a coconut fetish
Or corn on the cob? "
Or pineapple |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Broad beans.....iv just found out i love them,i rub them over my body and stick them in my ears and of course up my bottom.
Im now shoving them down my undies whilst working!!!
Do i need help?
Nope it sounds like you are perfectly capable of doing it solo.
D
Good job i havnt got a coconut fetish
Or corn on the cob?
Or pineapple "
Pineapple is so last year.  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"Broad beans.....iv just found out i love them,i rub them over my body and stick them in my ears and of course up my bottom.
Im now shoving them down my undies whilst working!!!
Do i need help?"
Don't put them in your ears, Dash. That is dangerous! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Broad beans.....iv just found out i love them,i rub them over my body and stick them in my ears and of course up my bottom.
Im now shoving them down my undies whilst working!!!
Do i need help?"
Tinned, frozen or fresh? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Broad beans.....iv just found out i love them,i rub them over my body and stick them in my ears and of course up my bottom.
Im now shoving them down my undies whilst working!!!
Do i need help?
Nope it sounds like you are perfectly capable of doing it solo.
D
Good job i havnt got a coconut fetish
Or corn on the cob?
Or pineapple
Pineapple is so last year. "
Apologies for being 2 weeks put of the anal loop  |
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"Broad beans.....iv just found out i love them,i rub them over my body and stick them in my ears and of course up my bottom.
Im now shoving them down my undies whilst working!!!
Do i need help?"
One day I'll tell you the story about removing a horse's bean....... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Broad beans.....iv just found out i love them,i rub them over my body and stick them in my ears and of course up my bottom.
Im now shoving them down my undies whilst working!!!
Do i need help?"
Nah, time to start sploshing |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Broad beans.....iv just found out i love them,i rub them over my body and stick them in my ears and of course up my bottom.
Im now shoving them down my undies whilst working!!!
Do i need help?
One day I'll tell you the story about removing a horse's bean......."
Oooooh do tell |
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"Broad beans.....iv just found out i love them,i rub them over my body and stick them in my ears and of course up my bottom.
Im now shoving them down my undies whilst working!!!
Do i need help?
One day I'll tell you the story about removing a horse's bean.......
Oooooh do tell"
They get a build up of sediment in their japs eye called a 'bean' which has to be periodically teased out of a usually rather reluctant horse with copious quantities of lube, and can be up to an inch across and begin to interfere with urine flow!!
Not a pleasant job and one which sometimes requires sedation (for the horse....)! |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
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"So if you get one stuck you know who to call.....
Haha i will give you a bell frisky
Rubber gloves at the ready...  "
move over the yorkshire vet frisky is to hand  |
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