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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Maybe she's decided to be less promiscuous and more choosy?
Or maybe, she sold her bike and bought a car. "
Going on her latest status, I don’t think ether of them are true.
I’m ok with being fugly, you don’t need to make excuses for them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maybe she's decided to be less promiscuous and more choosy?
Or maybe, she sold her bike and bought a car.
Going on her latest status, I don’t think ether of them are true.
I’m ok with being fugly, you don’t need to make excuses for them "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Maybe she's decided to be less promiscuous and more choosy?
Or maybe, she sold her bike and bought a car.
Going on her latest status, I don’t think ether of them are true.
I’m ok with being fugly, you don’t need to make excuses for them
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I meant to put a  after that to lighten the mood |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maybe she's decided to be less promiscuous and more choosy?
Or maybe, she sold her bike and bought a car.
Going on her latest status, I don’t think ether of them are true.
I’m ok with being fugly, you don’t need to make excuses for them
I meant to put a after that to lighten the mood "
I know you are only kidding and are not short of offers |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Maybe she's decided to be less promiscuous and more choosy?
Or maybe, she sold her bike and bought a car.
Going on her latest status, I don’t think ether of them are true.
I’m ok with being fugly, you don’t need to make excuses for them
I meant to put a after that to lighten the mood
I know you are only kidding and are not short of offers "
Is that an offer?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You're not allowed to say stuff like that about women.
They'll be here any minute...
Did you just assume the gender of the village bike? "
Oh my god I think she did  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m suprised at the lack of sanctimonious reprimands on this thread Pie. It must have slipped under some peoples radar  "
The PC man haters will be along presently x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m suprised at the lack of sanctimonious reprimands on this thread Pie. It must have slipped under some peoples radar "
That’s fine by me. Let them be triggered elsewhere |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're not allowed to say stuff like that about women.
They'll be here any minute...
Did you just assume the gender of the village bike? "
Unless Pieman is hiding something, yes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m suprised at the lack of sanctimonious reprimands on this thread Pie. It must have slipped under some peoples radar "
I think they were overwhelmed on the smash the pastie thread and gone for a lay down. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You're not allowed to say stuff like that about women.
They'll be here any minute...
Did you just assume the gender of the village bike?
Unless Pieman is hiding something, yes."
I cannot confirm or deny that I am hiding anything  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're not allowed to say stuff like that about women.
They'll be here any minute...
Did you just assume the gender of the village bike?
Unless Pieman is hiding something, yes.
I cannot confirm or deny that I am anything anything "
You're safe. Everyone knows men aren't referred to as bikes. You would have said the village stud. |
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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago
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"You're not allowed to say stuff like that about women.
They'll be here any minute...
Did you just assume the gender of the village bike?
Unless Pieman is hiding something, yes."
Oi hes just a slice. I am a full pie! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m suprised at the lack of sanctimonious reprimands on this thread Pie. It must have slipped under some peoples radar
I think they were overwhelmed on the smash the pastie thread and gone for a lay down. "
I’ve started reading the pastie thread
I’m going to save the rest for mid night read |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You know fab forums are not for you when you post about taking 25 men up the bum bareback and you're surprised that people suggest that it isn't the wisest thing to do.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You know fab forums are not for you when you post about taking 25 men up the bum bareback and you're surprised that people suggest that it isn't the wisest thing to do. "
Yet you'll still be popular outside the forums  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The village bike looks at your profile and doesn’t send you a message
Why is a female who has multiple partners a bike???"
She might not be a bike but her pastie has been smashed a fair few times |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're not allowed to say stuff like that about women.
They'll be here any minute...
Did you just assume the gender of the village bike?
Unless Pieman is hiding something, yes.
Oi hes just a slice. I am a full pie! "
You two are confusing  |
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"The village bike looks at your profile and doesn’t send you a message
Why is a female who has multiple partners a bike???
She might not be a bike but her pastie has been smashed a fair few times "
Second-hand dart boards coming to mind is it? |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
Hull |
"You're not allowed to say stuff like that about women.
They'll be here any minute...
Did you just assume the gender of the village bike?
Unless Pieman is hiding something, yes.
Oi hes just a slice. I am a full pie!
You two are confusing "
It was easier when one was a piece of cake |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're not allowed to say stuff like that about women.
They'll be here any minute...
Did you just assume the gender of the village bike?
Unless Pieman is hiding something, yes.
Oi hes just a slice. I am a full pie! "
Why have only a slice, when you can have a full one!.... Or Is that just being greedy? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The village bike looks at your profile and doesn’t send you a message
Maybe it's hard to type with a bag of chips in one hand,the other hand pushing the pram and a cigarette hanging out of her mouth.
Not being prejudiced about the residents of any village in particular,of course."
Chips on the hood of the buggy, phone in the hand. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The village bike looks at your profile and doesn’t send you a message
Maybe it's hard to type with a bag of chips in one hand,the other hand pushing the pram and a cigarette hanging out of her mouth.
Not being prejudiced about the residents of any village in particular,of course.
Chips on the hood of the buggy, phone in the hand."
Can't fit any more in the buggy? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You're not allowed to say stuff like that about women.
They'll be here any minute...
Did you just assume the gender of the village bike?
Unless Pieman is hiding something, yes.
Oi hes just a slice. I am a full pie!
You two are confusing
It was easier when one was a piece of cake "
I’m considering changing it back |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The village bike looks at your profile and doesn’t send you a message
Maybe it's hard to type with a bag of chips in one hand,the other hand pushing the pram and a cigarette hanging out of her mouth.
Not being prejudiced about the residents of any village in particular,of course.
Chips on the hood of the buggy, phone in the hand.
Can't fit any more in the buggy?"
Kids or chips? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The village bike looks at your profile and doesn’t send you a message
Maybe it's hard to type with a bag of chips in one hand,the other hand pushing the pram and a cigarette hanging out of her mouth.
Not being prejudiced about the residents of any village in particular,of course.
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Nope that’s about right for my village |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The village bike looks at your profile and doesn’t send you a message
Maybe it's hard to type with a bag of chips in one hand,the other hand pushing the pram and a cigarette hanging out of her mouth.
Not being prejudiced about the residents of any village in particular,of course.
Nope that’s about right for my village "
It's a very quaint,scenic place. Plenty of nice places for a bike ride,I would have thought. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The village bike looks at your profile and doesn’t send you a message
Maybe it's hard to type with a bag of chips in one hand,the other hand pushing the pram and a cigarette hanging out of her mouth.
Not being prejudiced about the residents of any village in particular,of course.
Nope that’s about right for my village
It's a very quaint,scenic place. Plenty of nice places for a bike ride,I would have thought."
There is actually, right next to the river as well. Lovely place for a ride |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m suprised at the lack of sanctimonious reprimands on this thread Pie. It must have slipped under some peoples radar
I think they were overwhelmed on the smash the pastie thread and gone for a lay down. "
I thought the op answers to people on that thread were so funny. Still can’t believe people took it so serious and got so offended. It was so clear it was meant as a joke. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m suprised at the lack of sanctimonious reprimands on this thread Pie. It must have slipped under some peoples radar
I think they were overwhelmed on the smash the pastie thread and gone for a lay down. "
Thanks for the tip off, very interesting read
I have Micky Flanagan stuck in my head now as well  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m suprised at the lack of sanctimonious reprimands on this thread Pie. It must have slipped under some peoples radar
I think they were overwhelmed on the smash the pastie thread and gone for a lay down.
I thought the op answers to people on that thread were so funny. Still can’t believe people took it so serious and got so offended. It was so clear it was meant as a joke. "
Yea the OP was very funny on that thread |
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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago
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"You're not allowed to say stuff like that about women.
They'll be here any minute...
Did you just assume the gender of the village bike?
Unless Pieman is hiding something, yes.
Oi hes just a slice. I am a full pie!
You two are confusing "
There is a pieman74 who uses the forum as well! |
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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago
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"You're not allowed to say stuff like that about women.
They'll be here any minute...
Did you just assume the gender of the village bike?
Unless Pieman is hiding something, yes.
Oi hes just a slice. I am a full pie!
Why have only a slice, when you can have a full one!.... Or Is that just being greedy? "
I will fill you up more |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You're not allowed to say stuff like that about women.
They'll be here any minute...
Did you just assume the gender of the village bike?
Unless Pieman is hiding something, yes.
Oi hes just a slice. I am a full pie!
Why have only a slice, when you can have a full one!.... Or Is that just being greedy?
I will fill you up more "
He’s right you know, I’m only a small slice |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"I’m suprised at the lack of sanctimonious reprimands on this thread Pie. It must have slipped under some peoples radar
I think they were overwhelmed on the smash the pastie thread and gone for a lay down.
I thought the op answers to people on that thread were so funny. Still can’t believe people took it so serious and got so offended. It was so clear it was meant as a joke.
Yea the OP was very funny on that thread"
If very funny is resorting to calling people grumpy, lacking a sense of humour and other mild insults for expressing a perfectly valid opinion then yeah he was hilarious
And whether his original post was meant as a joke or not I stand by what I said at the time, that I found both expressions pretty repulsive and not in the slightest bit funny in my opinion. |
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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago
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"You're not allowed to say stuff like that about women.
They'll be here any minute...
Did you just assume the gender of the village bike?
Unless Pieman is hiding something, yes.
Oi hes just a slice. I am a full pie!
Why have only a slice, when you can have a full one!.... Or Is that just being greedy?
I will fill you up more
He’s right you know, I’m only a small slice "
Aw bless |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
Hull |
"You're not allowed to say stuff like that about women.
They'll be here any minute...
Did you just assume the gender of the village bike?
Unless Pieman is hiding something, yes.
Oi hes just a slice. I am a full pie!
Why have only a slice, when you can have a full one!.... Or Is that just being greedy?
I will fill you up more
He’s right you know, I’m only a small slice "
I don’t take much filling |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I may be a bike but I need more than a slice to fill me up and sausage is more my thing than pie
And no I’m not interested In someone called a slice of sausage either. I’m not a slot machine  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m suprised at the lack of sanctimonious reprimands on this thread Pie. It must have slipped under some peoples radar
I think they were overwhelmed on the smash the pastie thread and gone for a lay down.
I thought the op answers to people on that thread were so funny. Still can’t believe people took it so serious and got so offended. It was so clear it was meant as a joke.
Yea the OP was very funny on that thread
If very funny is resorting to calling people grumpy, lacking a sense of humour and other mild insults for expressing a perfectly valid opinion then yeah he was hilarious
And whether his original post was meant as a joke or not I stand by what I said at the time, that I found both expressions pretty repulsive and not in the slightest bit funny in my opinion."
Sounds like somebody is in need of a pasty to smash |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’m suprised at the lack of sanctimonious reprimands on this thread Pie. It must have slipped under some peoples radar
I think they were overwhelmed on the smash the pastie thread and gone for a lay down.
I thought the op answers to people on that thread were so funny. Still can’t believe people took it so serious and got so offended. It was so clear it was meant as a joke.
Yea the OP was very funny on that thread
If very funny is resorting to calling people grumpy, lacking a sense of humour and other mild insults for expressing a perfectly valid opinion then yeah he was hilarious
And whether his original post was meant as a joke or not I stand by what I said at the time, that I found both expressions pretty repulsive and not in the slightest bit funny in my opinion.
Sounds like somebody is in need of a pasty to smash "
Have you seen his other half?? I think he's fine! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I’m suprised at the lack of sanctimonious reprimands on this thread Pie. It must have slipped under some peoples radar
I think they were overwhelmed on the smash the pastie thread and gone for a lay down.
I thought the op answers to people on that thread were so funny. Still can’t believe people took it so serious and got so offended. It was so clear it was meant as a joke.
Yea the OP was very funny on that thread
If very funny is resorting to calling people grumpy, lacking a sense of humour and other mild insults for expressing a perfectly valid opinion then yeah he was hilarious
And whether his original post was meant as a joke or not I stand by what I said at the time, that I found both expressions pretty repulsive and not in the slightest bit funny in my opinion.
Sounds like somebody is in need of a pasty to smash
Have you seen his other half?? I think he's fine! "
I didn’t know there was an other half |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"........ when you’re surprised that top fabbed photos is of a woman taking two cocks bareback - because you forgot that guys fab pics with their dicks and not their brains! "
An excellent observation. Plus if it's a real pic and not a screen grab, who took it? |
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"........ when you’re surprised that top fabbed photos is of a woman taking two cocks bareback - because you forgot that guys fab pics with their dicks and not their brains!
An excellent observation. Plus if it's a real pic and not a screen grab, who took it?"
Her fb?
Who knows? About 50% of hot photos aren’t selfies I’d imagine! X |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"........ when you’re surprised that top fabbed photos is of a woman taking two cocks bareback - because you forgot that guys fab pics with their dicks and not their brains!
An excellent observation. Plus if it's a real pic and not a screen grab, who took it?"
I don’t know, but I wouldn’t mind finding out |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"........ when you’re surprised that top fabbed photos is of a woman taking two cocks bareback - because you forgot that guys fab pics with their dicks and not their brains!
An excellent observation. Plus if it's a real pic and not a screen grab, who took it?
I don’t know, but I wouldn’t mind finding out "
A professional photographers maybe. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"........ when you’re surprised that top fabbed photos is of a woman taking two cocks bareback - because you forgot that guys fab pics with their dicks and not their brains!
An excellent observation. Plus if it's a real pic and not a screen grab, who took it?
I don’t know, but I wouldn’t mind finding out "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"........ when you’re surprised that top fabbed photos is of a woman taking two cocks bareback - because you forgot that guys fab pics with their dicks and not their brains!
An excellent observation. Plus if it's a real pic and not a screen grab, who took it?
I don’t know, but I wouldn’t mind finding out
A professional photographers maybe."
Still from a video? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"........ when you’re surprised that top fabbed photos is of a woman taking two cocks bareback - because you forgot that guys fab pics with their dicks and not their brains!
An excellent observation. Plus if it's a real pic and not a screen grab, who took it?
I don’t know, but I wouldn’t mind finding out
A professional photographers maybe.
Still from a video?"
Who knows? Looks like we’ve got a mystery on our hands scooby |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
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"........ when you’re surprised that top fabbed photos is of a woman taking two cocks bareback - because you forgot that guys fab pics with their dicks and not their brains!
An excellent observation. Plus if it's a real pic and not a screen grab, who took it?
I don’t know, but I wouldn’t mind finding out
A professional photographers maybe.
Still from a video?
Who knows? Looks like we’ve got a mystery on our hands scooby "
better send for miss marple |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When a friend you have ben intimate with and chatting to for months about another meet goes UNLOS without so much as a Goodbye. Gone. Poof. Well thanks very much.
#I'mnotworthy |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When a friend you have ben intimate with and chatting to for months about another meet goes UNLOS without so much as a Goodbye. Gone. Poof. Well thanks very much.
#I'mnotworthy"
Aww I'm sorry lovely  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When a friend you have ben intimate with and chatting to for months about another meet goes UNLOS without so much as a Goodbye. Gone. Poof. Well thanks very much.
#I'mnotworthy
Aww I'm sorry lovely "
Thank you. I'm feeling a bit gutted today. Every guy I really like, moves away, finds a girlfriend, goes UNLOS or finds a younger model. I'm getting the message!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When a friend you have ben intimate with and chatting to for months about another meet goes UNLOS without so much as a Goodbye. Gone. Poof. Well thanks very much.
#I'mnotworthy"
I think some men are cold as ice and that's why they are single . |
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"When a friend you have ben intimate with and chatting to for months about another meet goes UNLOS without so much as a Goodbye. Gone. Poof. Well thanks very much.
#I'mnotworthy"
Sorry to hear that x |
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