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Single guys get a rough deal

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I know there are a lot of tossers, wankers, desperate men etc out there but give us guys a break!! I was part of a swinging couple last year and was meeting many couples and singles. Now the dirty, evil cow has left, taking my son, and clearing out my bank im here to meet someone new to continue the fun i had. Ul be surprised what fun people you can meet if ya just give it a go.....im by no means desperate but just makin a point for the boys, whatever names they have attracted. There are block options if you find an asshole so wots the problem??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

a lot of wankers and tossers on here babe fingers crossed you dont get that label good luck xxnicepairxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Some of us arent that nieve, i for one know theres alot of decent people on here male and female but unfortunately they dont get talked about as much as the tossers and wankers unfortunately

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

a lot of wankers and tossers on here babe fingers crossed you dont get that label good luck xxnicepairxx

Guess thats down to the individual babe, i like a laugh like any1(check some forums), i met some cool peeps on them after winding them up, all good.xx hotsausagexx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i do understand what your sayin...

we were quite happy to meet single guys, and prob still will, but like you said some spoil it, so thats the only reason people put it on their profile...

you get bombarded with emails, some just say hi, but some dont even read your profile...

so its not that they wont meet single guys..

you just need to impress them with what you say in your profile, rather than just sending cock pics, dont get me wrong its nice looking at a cock but it all bout the flirting and chemistry aswell...

can i just make one comment tho, yes your missus done you wrong but if you talk like that women might think you have no respect for them, just a friendly word of advice...

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Some of us arent that nieve, i for one know theres alot of decent people on here male and female but unfortunately they dont get talked about as much as the tossers and wankers unfortunately

Im far fromenieve hun, but take ur point and agree, scandal sells huh?? xx steve xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Earth to hotsausage earth to hotsausage are you receiving us.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i look forward to you trying to wind me up

xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

i do understand what your sayin...

we were quite happy to meet single guys, and prob still will, but like you said some spoil it, so thats the only reason people put it on their profile...

you get bombarded with emails, some just say hi, but some dont even read your profile...

so its not that they wont meet single guys..

you just need to impress them with what you say in your profile, rather than just sending cock pics, dont get me wrong its nice looking at a cock but it all bout the flirting and chemistry aswell...

can i just make one comment tho, yes your missus done you wrong but if you talk like that women might think you have no respect for them, just a friendly word of advice...

xxx

Taken darlin, i was talkin about her in partic, not generalising, i love women, just dint like being done over but dont carry the baggage now,was just sayin it hurts a tad, not seein my boy and recovering from the finance thing. xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Some of us arent that nieve, i for one know theres alot of decent people on here male and female but unfortunately they dont get talked about as much as the tossers and wankers unfortunately

Im far fromenieve hun, but take ur point and agree, scandal sells huh?? xx steve xx

Noooooo i didnt mean that u was nieve silly but yeah scandal definately sells unfortunately

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

i look forward to you trying to wind me up

xxxxx

Not in the mood today babes, just ad a tooth out..

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I bet ya some are wondering why she went....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I bet ya some are wondering why she went....

I bet

lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's not just single guys who get a rough deal, happens to all of us - couples, single guys and gals so stop feeling sorry for yourself hun and get on with having fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Earth to hotsausage earth to hotsausage are you receiving us.

come in slideandride, im recieveing you loud and clear....lol

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By *resh freddieMan over a year ago

Penistone

"I bet ya some are wondering why she went....

I bet

lol"

Nope not at all

TELL YOU BUGGER

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i do understand what your sayin...

we were quite happy to meet single guys, and prob still will, but like you said some spoil it, so thats the only reason people put it on their profile...

you get bombarded with emails, some just say hi, but some dont even read your profile...

so its not that they wont meet single guys..

you just need to impress them with what you say in your profile, rather than just sending cock pics, dont get me wrong its nice looking at a cock but it all bout the flirting and chemistry aswell...

can i just make one comment tho, yes your missus done you wrong but if you talk like that women might think you have no respect for them, just a friendly word of advice...

xxx

im sorry to hear that, so its not just women it happens to...try and stay positive, things have habit of coming ok in the end...xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

it is time for version 2 of a guie to swinging as a single guy.. it's not perfect but it's a help..

welcome to the world of swinging as a single guy.. I hope you have lots of fun and suggest you may find taking a few minutes to read this may be worthwhile..

the site has rules for behaviour so please read them, understand them and adhere to them... makes it all worthwhile and you will hopefully reap the benefits of good behaviour..

this site is for adults who enjoy chatting, meeting and making friends as well as enjoying great sex with people they are attracted to.. and that attractions comes from reading profiles, chatting, getting to understand if they are socially and sexually compatible.

one myth is all swingers are gagging for it... and you are so gonna service the lot... if you are wanting instant sex... may I offer a suggestion... 'pop the porn on and have a wank and enjoy'...

many ways to introduce yourself to your fellow fab members.. messaging, chatting in the chat room and posting in the forum.. alongside that, are social event that are held on a regular basis for everyone.. time for clarification... social events are not mass orgies in a venue.. they are social drinks, dance and laughs, .. there may be sex after the events in the privacy of hotel rooms, homes etc..

but dont sign up to a social if you think you are gonna walk into a venue.. shout ' huge big cock here' and the needy are gonna jump on .... that being said, they are a great way to meet other members and are discrete as the venues are not published to anyone else apart from the attendees..

Profiles are composed to sell yourself to other members,to make it clear what you are looking for and in some cases what you are not looking for.. Be honest on the profile.. and I repeat .. be honest on your profile.. sexuality, size, married/ with partner... there is a match out there, trust me.. no matter what your persuasion/color/size/with hair or baldy like me... there is someone looking for 'someone like you'... Have pics, either public or private ones... not just a cock pic.. you may be 11inches.. but honestly.. one cock looks like another cock.. maybe one is wearing a hood and the other is cut.. one may be 3 inches and the other 11... but honestly... unless your cock can sing 'AVA MARIA' in Latin, we have seen one similar.

Read the profiles fully... do you fit what they want... if so.. write a polite message.. not one line.. introduce yourself, tailor your message to what they are looking for.. providing you are being honest.. Do not lie.. you will be caught out..

SOME WILL REPLY AND THATS NICE.. SOME MAY NOT.. FEMALES AND COUPLES GET HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS OF MESSAGES AND WE GUYS ARE LUCKY IF WE GET 2 A DAY.. WE CAN ANSWER 2 .. THEY ARE UNLIKELY TO BE ABLE TO ANSWER ALL OF THEIRS AND STILL LIVE A NORMAL LIFE OUTSIDE SWINGING.. IF THEY DON'T REPLY, DONT STROP AND BITCH ABOUT RUDENESS.. moaning and moaning in a non sexual way is not attractive and starts to dig the 'swingers grave'....

If they reply... fab.... start to build a rapport.. exchange pics.. is there chemistry.. there will certainly not be attraction in every case, so again, if not.. be polite, wish them well and MOVE ON.. asking for constand explanations as to why the lady is not 'begging for your whopper'.. and DO NOT BE ABUSIVE.. you will likely be reported and banned.

Chatrooms... great way to get to know people.. again it is a 'CHAT' room and not just a meeting place for folks gagging for sex at that very minute of the day.. dont expect that.. chat .. introduce yourself, it moves fast, sit and watch, practise, practise and practise.. we are long standing friends.. think of it as a pub, yu walk in your local for the first time, it takes a while to get to know folks, .. it's no different...

READ THE CHATROOM RULES AND ADHERE.. moderators will monitor and take appreopriate action .... they do a great job.

if you want to direct people sexually... GO TO THE DIRECTING ROOM..

the others are for chat..

dont work your way down all the females and couples asking for a meet, it is very rude and comes across as desperate...

respect all the ladies chatting and/or on CAM.. they are not pieces of meat and respect goes a long way... and you will be noticed for your politeness.... you will also be noticed for bad bahaviour and very likely ignored...

it is not cliquey ... its just folks know some folks better and are more friendlier with them... YOU GET BACK... WHAT YOU PUT INTO IT... YOU PUT IN NOTHING AND YOU WILL GET NOTHING..

Forums... are informative and a place of reference.. they are great.. many use these forums as a type of chat room and again many friendships have been built up , so keep posting and get to know everyone.. it takes time...

in summary...

BE NOTICED, BE DIFFERENT, STAND OUT FROM THE 1000'S OF OTHER GUYS.. BUT FOR THE RIGHT REASONS.. NOT FOR BEING AN ARSE..

BE HONEST...

BE RESPECTFUL TO ALL..

BE PATIENT..

IF THEY NOT LOOKING FOR SINGLE GUYS DON'T WRITE TO THEM..

IF THEY ARE.. CRAFT A MESSAGE THAT SELLS YOU ABOVE THE REST..

BE CONFIDENT NOT ARROGANT..

HAVE NICE PICS...

NO MEANS NO...

DONT MOAN AND MOAN

DONT STROP IF YOU DONT GET A REPLY.. MOVE ON...

SWINGERS ARE NOT GAGGING FOR YOUR WONDERFUL COCK...

JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE SPARE HOUR TO FILL, STAYING IN A LOCAL HOTEL.. DONT EXPECT TO SHOUT..... AND EVERYONE JUMP..

GET VERIFIED.. PHOTO VERIFIED... HELPS PROVE YOU GENUINE..

DONT ASK FOR MSN ADDRESSES STRAIGHT AWAY.. LOOKS LIKE YOU LOOKING FOR INSTANT CAM WANK..

IF YOU MAKE A MISTAKE.. IT IS A BIG MAN WHO CAN SAY I AM SORRY... APOLOGISE..

YOU WILL NOT LIKE EVERYONE, BUT BE NICE.. IT REFLECTS LIFE.. WE DONT GET ON WITH EVERYONE, BUT NO NEED FOR BITCHING AND NASTYNESS...

BE NICE, BE HONEST , BE RESPECTFUL, BE PATIENT....

BUT MOST OF ALL..... ENJOY IT... ITS A WORLD I LOVE AND HAVE MADE FRIENDS FOR LIFE...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It's not just single guys who get a rough deal, happens to all of us - couples, single guys and gals so stop feeling sorry for yourself hun and get on with having fun

Far from feeling sorry hun, i know, im busy enuff so im cool. nice to meet more good friends tho eh?

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By *resh freddieMan over a year ago

Penistone

Fook me an essay!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

One thing to remember lol..

There is a massive difference between a big cock and a big Dick....

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By *resh freddieMan over a year ago

Penistone

Not you VIEW

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

god what was that???????????

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

it is time for version 2 of a guie to swinging as a single guy.. it's not perfect but it's a help..

welcome to the world of swinging as a single guy.. I hope you have lots of fun and suggest you may find taking a few minutes to read this may be worthwhile..

the site has rules for behaviour so please read them, understand them and adhere to them... makes it all worthwhile and you will hopefully reap the benefits of good behaviour..

one myth is all swingers are gagging for it... and you are so gonna service the lot... if you are wanting instant sex... may I offer a suggestion... 'pop the porn on and have a wank and enjoy'...

READ THE CHATROOM RULES AND ADHERE.. moderators will monitor and take appreopriate action .... they do a great job.

if you want to direct people sexually... GO TO THE DIRECTING ROOM..

the others are for chat..

dont work your way down all the females and couples asking for a meet, it is very rude and comes across as desperate...

it is not cliquey ... its just folks know some folks better and are more friendlier with them... YOU GET BACK... WHAT YOU PUT INTO IT... YOU PUT IN NOTHING AND YOU WILL GET NOTHING..

in summary...

BE NOTICED, BE DIFFERENT, STAND OUT FROM THE 1000'S OF OTHER GUYS.. BUT FOR THE RIGHT REASONS.. NOT FOR BEING AN ARSE..

BE HONEST...

BE RESPECTFUL TO ALL..

BE PATIENT..

IF THEY NOT LOOKING FOR SINGLE GUYS DON'T WRITE TO THEM..

IF THEY ARE.. CRAFT A MESSAGE THAT SELLS YOU ABOVE THE REST..

BE CONFIDENT NOT ARROGANT..

HAVE NICE PICS...

NO MEANS NO...

DONT MOAN AND MOAN

DONT STROP IF YOU DONT GET A REPLY.. MOVE ON...

SWINGERS ARE NOT GAGGING FOR YOUR WONDERFUL COCK...

JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE SPARE HOUR TO FILL, STAYING IN A LOCAL HOTEL.. DONT EXPECT TO SHOUT..... AND EVERYONE JUMP..

GET VERIFIED.. PHOTO VERIFIED... HELPS PROVE YOU GENUINE..

DONT ASK FOR MSN ADDRESSES STRAIGHT AWAY.. LOOKS LIKE YOU LOOKING FOR INSTANT CAM WANK..

IF YOU MAKE A MISTAKE.. IT IS A BIG MAN WHO CAN SAY I AM SORRY... APOLOGISE..

YOU WILL NOT LIKE EVERYONE, BUT BE NICE.. IT REFLECTS LIFE.. WE DONT GET ON WITH EVERYONE, BUT NO NEED FOR BITCHING AND NASTYNESS...

BE NICE, BE HONEST , BE RESPECTFUL, BE PATIENT....

BUT MOST OF ALL..... ENJOY IT... ITS A WORLD I LOVE AND HAVE MADE FRIENDS FOR LIFE...

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hell did you cut n paste that?? respect ur point bro, im lovin it too, just avin the crack

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

One thing to remember lol..

There is a massive difference between a big cock and a big Dick....

lol, now were cookin!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Crack can kill

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

oh god not more words......... ffs xx

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By *erandhim67Couple over a year ago

West Lothian

but honestly... unless your cock can sing 'AVA MARIA' in Latin, we have seen one similar.

PMSL!!!!

Her xxxxxxxxx Great post View xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

oh god not more words......... ffs xx

just jestin hun, some peope take it serious, like eastenders, corry and big bro, wat a loada ol tat....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

roll up roll up all singing and dancing cocks...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

but honestly... unless your cock can sing 'AVA MARIA' in Latin, we have seen one similar.

PMSL!!!!

Her xxxxxxxxx Great post View xxxxx

guess that that friendship killed at source then ...lol, iv seen plenty of tits an ass too ...lol

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By *resh freddieMan over a year ago

Penistone

Feel sorry for all the poor sods on there mobiles. Filled my laptop but worth reading

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By *andKCouple over a year ago

Norfolk

we do meet single guys but they have to pass the 'K' test first which includes interogation about being really single (see my post yesterday)

We even turned down (after a social meet) a couple who were having an affair but wanted to include swinging as part of it so we aren't biased against 'single' men would also do the same with 'single' women, in fact have done with the few that we do know. Those that are genuine don't mind the questioning just like the genuine couples never have any problem with the girl/girl chat on the phone before a meet.

Suppose whatt I'm trying to say is that you have to sort the wheat from the chaff be it single males, couples or single women and we all have our own ways of doing it.

Yikes I don't think that really makes sense but hope you understand what I mean - and people think I'm articulate too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i do understand what your sayin...

we were quite happy to meet single guys, and prob still will, but like you said some spoil it, so thats the only reason people put it on their profile...

you get bombarded with emails, some just say hi, but some dont even read your profile...

so its not that they wont meet single guys..

you just need to impress them with what you say in your profile, rather than just sending cock pics, dont get me wrong its nice looking at a cock but it all bout the flirting and chemistry aswell...

can i just make one comment tho, yes your missus done you wrong but if you talk like that women might think you have no respect for them, just a friendly word of advice...

xxx

Personally I'd never trust a man who uses a phrase like 'I love women' AS if women are all one homogenous group and have no differences of thought , needs , skills or lifestyles. ( I like puppies, I like Barbies, I love Stepford Wives )

My opinon was formed yesterday when I read you profile. BEFORE you took out the sentence about this site being a 'womens paradise as where else would fat ugly women have attitude'. Attitude more than likely being the word you use for thinking people. Or was that before you found this 'love' of women. Misogynists take many forms. My resolve only deepens with your every post. Babe xxxxx

It's unfortunate that you hurt still .... but in the words of R.E.M.... ? This really IS my only word on this. Hello btw xx Gran xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bored me last night... same again today, sorry!

wow... the most boring wind up ever mate... Honest, yawns!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

we do meet single guys but they have to pass the 'K' test first which includes interogation about being really single (see my post yesterday)

Suppose whatt I'm trying to say is that you have to sort the wheat from the chaff be it single males, couples or single women and we all have our own ways of doing it.

Yikes I don't think that really makes sense but hope you understand what I mean - and people think I'm articulate too

makes sense entirely guys, iv experienced similar. im defo single after what happened last year, but not ruling out another go, im not trying to put women down, just that 1, nasty bitch even took one of my new tv!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Bored me last night... same again today, sorry!

wow... the most boring wind up ever mate... Honest, yawns!!!!!

lol, this aint a wind up, dont comment then innit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have you ever been to Fife???

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

i do understand what your sayin...

we were quite happy to meet single guys, and prob still will, but like you said some spoil it, so thats the only reason people put it on their profile...

you get bombarded with emails, some just say hi, but some dont even read your profile...

so its not that they wont meet single guys..

you just need to impress them with what you say in your profile, rather than just sending cock pics, dont get me wrong its nice looking at a cock but it all bout the flirting and chemistry aswell...

can i just make one comment tho, yes your missus done you wrong but if you talk like that women might think you have no respect for them, just a friendly word of advice...

xxx

It's unfortunate that you hurt still .... but in the words of R.E.M.... ? This really IS my only word on this. Hello btw xx Gran xx

hello hun, thx, im entitled to be hurt, but some think its a generalised view. ok, if wer talkin picky, i like women then, as opposed to men, in that way. i love good friends...better?? There are a lot of "fat" people here, its not my preference and im entitled to that too, but i dont dimiss large people if they are nice people, i have a few very good friends that are way outside my size range so im not all bad.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Have you ever been to Fife???

nah too cold

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have you tried the quote button.. instead of cut and pasteing everything too??

Fife is lovely...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you ever been to Fife???

nah too cold

Like that....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Like that....

been to notts loads and newcastle once tho.

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By *resh freddieMan over a year ago

Penistone

Ok humour me where did FIFE come into this thread. Im totally fooked trying to read it. Sorry but i am

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Crack can kill

Yeah slidenride... you could fall down a crack..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Crack can kill

Yeah slidenride... you could fall down a crack..

Not YOU any you....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fife... I dunno, just kinda reminded me of someone...

Obviously not but just came into my tax robbed frazzled headed can't be bothered arse today lol...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Grrrrrrrr

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By *resh freddieMan over a year ago

Penistone

"Fife... I dunno, just kinda reminded me of someone...

Obviously not but just came into my tax robbed frazzled headed can't be bothered arse today lol...

Will you stop flitting from posts with sausage as i cant fookin keep up here. Doing my head in it is. All i can figure is there is sommat kinky about FIFE sausages

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Grrrrrrrr

Fancy a shag?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fife... I dunno, just kinda reminded me of someone...

Obviously not but just came into my tax robbed frazzled headed can't be bothered arse today lol...

Will you stop flitting from posts with sausage as i cant fookin keep up here. Doing my head in it is. All i can figure is there is sommat kinky about FIFE sausages

Nahhhh Its just I recal a certain someone from fife... was just as irritating pmsl.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Crack can kill

Yeah slidenride... you could fall down a crack..

That would be a gaping hole..

Hi Crumpet

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By *resh freddieMan over a year ago

Penistone

"Fife... I dunno, just kinda reminded me of someone...

Obviously not but just came into my tax robbed frazzled headed can't be bothered arse today lol...

Will you stop flitting from posts with sausage as i cant fookin keep up here. Doing my head in it is. All i can figure is there is sommat kinky about FIFE sausages

Nahhhh Its just I recal a certain someone from fife... was just as irritating pmsl.

Thank gowd for that i was so confused here. Its so dam busy here i donno whats going on. I will knock Fife off my places to go to list.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Crack can kill

Yeah slidenride... you could fall down a crack..

Not YOU any you.... "

Not your gaping hole any gaping hole

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Grrrrrrrr

Fancy a shag?

Best offer ive had all day and i know who u mean

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Crack can kill

Yeah slidenride... you could fall down a crack..

That would be a gaping hole..

Hi Crumpet "

Why did i find that sexual ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wish I nevvah started reading this thread, my head is fried now.

All I can say is get over it, move on, its a wunderfool life if joo smile...so..

keep on smiling

P xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Crack can kill

Yeah slidenride... you could fall down a crack..

That would be a gaping hole..

Hi Crumpet

Why did i find that sexual ? "

Who knows - Holes are mysterious and dangerous - a heady combination

I couldn't help but squeeze into many

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Grrrrrrrr

Fancy a shag?

Best offer ive had all day and i know who u mean

I meant you

I did... Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Grrrrrrrr

Fancy a shag?

Best offer ive had all day and i know who u mean

Me too and yes please.

Can remember posts from Fife but not sure who.

Thank Christ for quotes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Grrrrrrrr

Fancy a shag?

Best offer ive had all day and i know who u mean

Me too and yes please.

Can remember posts from Fife but not sure who.

Thank Christ for quotes

lol... beyond some it seems,

I get the gist... but can't see the reasons, not yet anyway..

One min its all a wind up.. next its fun.. then its sympathy and tea and crumpets..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Grrrrrrrr

Fancy a shag?

Best offer ive had all day and i know who u mean

I meant you

I did... Xxx"

Im not from fife lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Grrrrrrrr

Fancy a shag?

Best offer ive had all day and i know who u mean

I meant you

I did... Xxx

Im not from fife lol "

Ahhhh Pmsl.. I get ya lol...

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By *resh freddieMan over a year ago

Penistone

"Grrrrrrrr

Fancy a shag?

Best offer ive had all day and i know who u mean

Me too and yes please.

Can remember posts from Fife but not sure who.

Thank Christ for quotes

lol... beyond some it seems,

I get the gist... but can't see the reasons, not yet anyway..

One min its all a wind up.. next its fun.. then its sympathy and tea and crumpets..

Well i got shit all crumpets here. Warbertons are the best though with butter and Marmite.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Grrrrrrrr

Fancy a shag?

Best offer ive had all day and i know who u mean

I meant you

I did... Xxx

Im not from fife lol

Ahhhh Pmsl.. I get ya lol...

Anyway about that shag

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Crack can kill

Yeah slidenride... you could fall down a crack..

Not YOU any you....

Not your gaping hole any gaping hole

Gassssp! It grips ..... not gapes.. Are there there other holes out there ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I get the gist... but can't see the reasons, not yet anyway..

One min its all a wind up.. next its fun.. then its sympathy and tea and crumpets..

throws the scrip in the air.......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I get the gist... but can't see the reasons, not yet anyway..

One min its all a wind up.. next its fun.. then its sympathy and tea and crumpets..

throws the scrip in the air.......

You'd be a tad less irritating even if you used the fookin quotes lol...

Its not hard... just press quote under the post you want to reply to... then after the word quote at the end of the text.. write your shite

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

An irritant swinger from Fife

Desparately sought cyber life.

Bullshit oozed from the gob

Of the sociopath yob

His whole aura consisted of strife!

Gosh ... how poetic of meh.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

throws the scrip in the air.......

You'd be a tad less irritating even if you used the fookin quotes lol...

Its not hard... just press quote under the post you want to reply to... then after the word quote at the end of the text.. write your shite

purposely done to irritating people with no cosideration,

leave it, move on wiv yer whinge about hips, summat reall interestin`

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have i been in a field of magic mushrooms this afternoon? Or is this a VERY bizarre thread? First it was some sad bloke with a sausage moaning about his ex. Then there was what looked to be a chapter from War and Peace in the middle ( my eyes refused to read it ). Then we were up in Fife and Freddie had crumpets! I love this site

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

sad bloke....lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
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I need a feckin large one!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"throws the scrip in the air.......

move on wiv yer whinge about hips, summat reall interestin`

Yeah... I will, your right.. but then I have my wife.. my kids and my life in order so kinda have less shite to waffle about that yourself.. but then, if I had major issues.. doubt i'd sit mongering sympathy shags before sorting those minor niggles out first..

Sorry...... you go and bang your drum mate

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I need a feckin large one!!!!!

Awww, dont hun, drugs will end ya, lol x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have i been in a field of magic mushrooms this afternoon? Or is this a VERY sad bloke....lol

Indeed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fife people speak an unknown language

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Honeypotcouple... Is that a large sausage, large mushroom, large crumpet or large Freddie?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

throws the scrip in the air.......

move on wiv yer whinge about hips, summat reall interestin`

Sorry...... you go and bang your drum mate

whatever, guess im not gonna be able to speak with nice people, without you stickin ur oar in huh...go bang whateva it is you bang.....i aint no mate either

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bored me last night... same again today, sorry!

wow... the most boring wind up ever mate... Honest, yawns!!!!!

"
notts dude get on the red bull dont go sleeps

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
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"I need a feckin large one!!!!!

Awww, dont hun, drugs will end ya, lol x "

Sausage,please use the quote button its doing my head in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I need a feckin large one!!!!!

Awww, dont hun, drugs will end ya, lol x

Sausage,please use the quote button its doing my head in

Lol, I was saying in the other thread too, makes it v confusing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have i been in a field of magic mushrooms this afternoon? Or is this a VERY bizarre thread? First it was some sad bloke with a sausage moaning about his ex. Then there was what looked to be a chapter from War and Peace in the middle ( my eyes refused to read it ). Then we were up in Fife and Freddie had crumpets! I love this site

OI you forgot about granny and I - we have been potholing doncha know

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Notts is nice people

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
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"Honeypotcouple... Is that a large sausage, large mushroom, large crumpet or large Freddie? "

Vodka

had a large sausage already......its not too early is it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Sorry...... you go and bang your drum mate

END OF

well ur a lucky man then aint ya, not everyone is so fortunate, you go bang whateva it is you bang and keep out of things you know nowt about, and il not post anythin personal again....and...i aint yer mate either

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"whatever, guess im not gonna be able to speak with nice people, without you stickin ur oar in huh...go bang whateva it is you bang.....i aint no mate either

True.... bet they fecked off too, wid yer wife no doubt lol...

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By *resh freddieMan over a year ago

Penistone

"Honeypotcouple... Is that a large sausage, large mushroom, large crumpet or large Freddie? "

Am i large?? You want a peep

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"but then I have my wife.. my kids and my life in order "

Smart arse!

Waits with baited breath to see if the quote thingie worked properly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I need a feckin large one!!!!!

Awww, dont hun, drugs will end ya, lol x

Sausage,please use the quote button its doing my head in

"
dont its great his keyboard will be fecked before to long so hell be off for a while ...yes peace

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Let us know when/If you get a sympathy shag anyway....

sheeeesh, theres just no being nice to some people eh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Grrrrrrrr

Fancy a shag?

Best offer ive had all day and i know who u mean

I meant you

I did... Xxx

Im not from fife lol

Ahhhh Pmsl.. I get ya lol...

Anyway about that shag

Oi mr notts psssssst shag

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Grrrrrrrr

Fancy a shag?

Best offer ive had all day and i know who u mean

I meant you

I did... Xxx

Im not from fife lol

Ahhhh Pmsl.. I get ya lol...

Anyway about that shag

Oi mr notts psssssst shag

Is it a sympathy one????

Ohhhhhh Go one then.. I can stand it lol.. a wife, kids a life and a shag... whoo Hooo pmsl... x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Grrrrrrrr

Fancy a shag?

Best offer ive had all day and i know who u mean

I meant you

I did... Xxx

Im not from fife lol

Ahhhh Pmsl.. I get ya lol...

Anyway about that shag

Oi mr notts psssssst shag

Is it a sympathy one????

Ohhhhhh Go one then.. I can stand it lol.. a wife, kids a life and a shag... whoo Hooo pmsl... x "

No sympathy about it just wanna shag ya silly lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ohhhhhh Go one then.. I can stand it lol.. a wife, kids a life and a shag... whoo Hooo pmsl... x

Grow up dude, you sound just like my kids

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry i got distracted wondering if Mr El Nino found a hot sausage in his pants..... slurp.

Mr 'cross sausage' in Somerset , i cant cope with all the text speak and quoting and i cant even remeber what your OP was about, but single blokes DONT get a raw deal... just raw sex if they meet a horny tart like me !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ohhhhhh Go one then.. I can stand it lol.. a wife, kids a life and a shag... whoo Hooo pmsl... x

Grow up dude, you sound just like my kids "

That was last year though... they have grown up since eh lol...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

That was last year though... they have grown up since eh lol...

fun is fun but you are not, go away

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
Forum Mod

TIME OUT!!!

peace and love to all dudes xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That was last year though... they have grown up since eh lol...

fun is fun but you are not, go away"

Dob..... your it!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And hot buttered crumpets eaten off the back of a hot man.......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Isn't the sky beautiful at night ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

That was last year though... they have grown up since eh lol...

fun is fun but you are not, go away

Dob..... your it!!

Dob back ur it now.......runs very fast so cant be caught...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And hot buttered crumpets eaten off the back of a hot man....... "

Which hot buttered crumpet ?

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By *resh freddieMan over a year ago

Penistone

"And hot buttered crumpets eaten off the back of a hot man....... "

Butter side up or down?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And hot buttered crumpets eaten off the back of a hot man.......

Butter side up or down?

Thats some of my favourite porn... Butterside something or other it was...

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By *prite128Woman over a year ago

maidstone

"And hot buttered crumpets eaten off the back of a hot man.......

Which hot buttered crumpet ?"

ther's a few here i wouldnt mind delived hot and buttered to my door

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Thats some of my favourite porn... Butterside something or other it was...

Porn memake of Ironside, but wivout the wheelchair.........mind you, nowt wrong wid that!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh butter side down . A real man would feel the heat but wouldnt moan about it ... or anthing else for that matter...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Oh butter side down . A real man would feel the heat but wouldnt moan about it ... or anthing else for that matter...

some things, ya just cant help, if you care....

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By *resh freddieMan over a year ago

Penistone

"And hot buttered crumpets eaten off the back of a hot man.......

Butter side up or down?

Thats some of my favourite porn... Butterside something or other it was...

Thought that was a buttered muffin!

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

"Bored me last night... same again today, sorry!

wow... the most boring wind up ever mate... Honest, yawns!!!!!

lol, this aint a wind up, dont comment then innit

And you have what right to decide who posts and who doesnt?

Fair play dude, you do keep coming back for more..... I have to give grudging respect to anyone who screws up everytime he posts a thread, but still thinks somebody will believe his sorry-assed excuse for witty reparte.

You screwed up your profile, and when no-one would meet you cos you sounded like a complete arse you compounded your mistake by drawing more attention to yourself (and your rapidly evolving profile) and then had the balls to post a thread calling people arrogant etc.

When challenged on it, you then try to wriggle out of it by saying it was a wind-up..... ever hear the phrase "stop digging"?

My guess is that your next move will be to delete your profile and come back with a new one, with all the advice you have had on the forums it might be quite a good one.

Want some free advice?

Dont bother..... you can polish a turd as much as you like, but its still a turd.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mr 'cross sausage' fellow. Alot of us forty summat singlies on here have been through a divorce etc, troubles with kids, redundancy etc . But this is a place to escape that humdrum life and indulge in some delicious debauchery ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I got to love you for consistently tryin' dolly xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Bored me last night... same again today, sorry!

wow... the most boring wind up ever mate... Honest, yawns!!!!!

lol, this aint a wind up, dont comment then innit

And you have what right to decide who posts and who doesnt?

When challenged on it, you then try to wriggle out of it by saying it was a wind-up..... ever hear the phrase "stop digging"?

My guess is that your next move will be to delete your profile and come back with a new one, with all the advice you have had on the forums it might be quite a good one.

Want some free advice?

Dont bother..... you can polish a turd as much as you like, but its still a turd.

So dont polish ur self, ul get the rag dirty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

where did ur wife go? i gonna go find her and stay with her.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

yeah, i agree hun, but not to get personal insults, moanin, call it what you like, i aint takin it, fun yes, mindless discompassionate shite no.... not referrin to any1 in pertic, but scroll back a few.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

hot sasuage they only joking with ya, surely you can take a joke??? being wound up? relax frankie or is it only funny the other way round eh lolol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I got to love you for consistently tryin' dolly xxx "

Granny they say God loves a trier , but i do feel its time to stop banging my head on that brick wall and go see whats on special offer at Morrisons!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

where did ur wife go? i gonna go find her and stay with her.

lol...wernt no wife hun, i wouldnt marry that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"where did ur wife go? i gonna go find her and stay with her.

lol...wernt no wife hun, i wouldnt marry that.

but you would have a child with 'that' hmmmm now that says a lot. sure your not just better she saw sense lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

or bitter maybe lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mmmm Please do not mistake my lack of a reply for ignoring your sorry sad whinging arse.....

Still ... all good fun, all good fun pmsl!

If you need a bullet for the other foot.. I still have all mine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"but not to get personal insults"
agreed, but...

"moanin"
was't this how your thread started?

...and see how easy it is to use the QUOTE BUTTON!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mr 'cross sausage' fellow. Alot of us forty summat singlies on here have been through a divorce etc, troubles with kids, redundancy etc . But this is a place to escape that humdrum life and indulge in some delicious debauchery

On the whole hotsausage you will find people here very supportive, it comes from understanding through experience (empathy). People who have fallen upon hard times and duress here have been shown the utmost kindness by others.

Not many here can empathies with you at present due to your aggressive and confusing stance - anger begets anger and I'm sorry to say this, at the moment you are coming across as very hostile.

By the way - I saw a ghost once

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