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Its National ask a stupid question day....
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"I thought that was everyday "well thats what i thought too lol, but nope today it is actually national ask a stupid question day  | |||
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"Why do new toasters only toast 3/4 of the slice?" oooooooooo I finally found one that does ALL the toast..Breville four slice stainless steel model | |||
"Why do new toasters only toast 3/4 of the slice? oooooooooo I finally found one that does ALL the toast..Breville four slice stainless steel model " Im off to argos, thanks. | |||
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"Where is it?" Just because you cant see “ it” … doesn’t mean its not there!!!! | |||
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"if a cannibal ate a very d*unk person could he still get done for being over the legal limit if he was stopped by the police and hadnt actualy had a drink ?" Yip..... now that is a stupid question!!! | |||
"WHY IS IT THAT SOME PEOPLES POSTS here in forum go right over my head and i cant make out what thay are on about , lol x call me thick ..lol "Every day you post a reply that makes me want you a little bit more. | |||
"if a cannibal ate a very d*unk person could he still get done for being over the legal limit if he was stopped by the police and hadnt actualy had a drink ? Yip..... now that is a stupid question!!! "not often you havnt got the answer though soxy !! lol | |||
"if a cannibal ate a very d*unk person could he still get done for being over the legal limit if he was stopped by the police and hadnt actualy had a drink ? Yip..... now that is a stupid question!!! "Next time i dont know what thay are on about in forum i am mailing you . Its Just some post on a topic and i cant see .. what thay are on about always . lol x | |||
"if a cannibal ate a very d*unk person could he still get done for being over the legal limit if he was stopped by the police and hadnt actualy had a drink ? Yip..... now that is a stupid question!!! Next time i dont know what thay are on about in forum i am mailing you . Its Just some post on a topic and i cant see .. what thay are on about always . lol x "you could always ask me jo  te he x | |||
"if a cannibal ate a very d*unk person could he still get done for being over the legal limit if he was stopped by the police and hadnt actualy had a drink ? Yip..... now that is a stupid question!!! Next time i dont know what thay are on about in forum i am mailing you . Its Just some post on a topic and i cant see .. what thay are on about always . lol x you could always ask me jo te he x"ooo thankyou nice to know theres help out there , lol | |||
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"if a cannibal ate a very d*unk person could he still get done for being over the legal limit if he was stopped by the police and hadnt actualy had a drink ? Yip..... now that is a stupid question!!!
not often you havnt got the answer though soxy !! lol"haha,,,,,, no,,,, now you've kinda picked up on my answer the wrong way... I was meaning it was a rather silly question to ask !... because the answer was so bleed'in obvious......hahaha obviously ,,,,,,,
jeeeeezzzz,,,, Do I need to explain everthing.....( Thats not a question bye the way!!!!! )
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"if a cannibal ate a very d*unk person could he still get done for being over the legal limit if he was stopped by the police and hadnt actualy had a drink ? Yip..... now that is a stupid question!!!
not often you havnt got the answer though soxy !! lol
haha,,,,,, no,,,, now you've kinda picked up on my answer the wrong way...
I was meaning it was a rather silly question to ask !... because the answer was so bleed'in obvious......hahaha obviously ,,,,,,,
jeeeeezzzz,,,, Do I need to explain everthing.....( Thats not a question bye the way!!!!! )
"and to think i thought you were clueless on this one... shame on me lol | |||
"if a cannibal ate a very d*unk person could he still get done for being over the legal limit if he was stopped by the police and hadnt actualy had a drink ? Yip..... now that is a stupid question!!!
not often you havnt got the answer though soxy !! lol
haha,,,,,, no,,,, now you've kinda picked up on my answer the wrong way...
I was meaning it was a rather silly question to ask !... because the answer was so bleed'in obvious......hahaha obviously ,,,,,,,
jeeeeezzzz,,,, Do I need to explain everthing.....( Thats not a question bye the way!!!!! )
and to think i thought you were clueless on this one... shame on me lol"awwww take heart,,,,,its just my real answer would have taken far too long to type..... and pretty much everyone know's it anyway,,,!!! I mean.... really.... !!!!! who wants to hear the one about the two cannibals eating a d*unken clown... where one cannibals says to the other cannibal,,,,,, “do you think this tastes funny ?” yet again!!!! I don't ...!... | |||
"if a cannibal ate a very d*unk person could he still get done for being over the legal limit if he was stopped by the police and hadnt actualy had a drink ? Yip..... now that is a stupid question!!!
not often you havnt got the answer though soxy !! lol
haha,,,,,, no,,,, now you've kinda picked up on my answer the wrong way...
I was meaning it was a rather silly question to ask !... because the answer was so bleed'in obvious......hahaha obviously ,,,,,,,
jeeeeezzzz,,,, Do I need to explain everthing.....( Thats not a question bye the way!!!!! )
and to think i thought you were clueless on this one... shame on me lol
awwww take heart,,,,,its just my real answer would have taken far too long to type..... and pretty much everyone know's it anyway,,,!!!
I mean.... really.... !!!!! who wants to hear the one about the two cannibals eating a d*unken clown... where one cannibals says to the other cannibal,,,,,, “do you think this tastes funny ?” yet again!!!!
I don't ...!... "are you saying the dead clown that has been eaten would get the driving ban ? lmao | |||
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" are you saying the dead clown that has been eaten would get the driving ban ? lmao" look,,,,struth... your at it again!!!!! another bloom'in stupid question..!..yikes... sigh,,,,,, your really not getting the hang of this, are you !!( thats not another question either, btw) | |||
"if a cannibal ate a very d*unk person could he still get done for being over the legal limit if he was stopped by the police and hadnt actualy had a drink ?" regardless of whether he was washed down with a nice glass of chianti, I suspect the answer ought to be yes, as i believe the legal limit for eating another person is quite low .... | |||
"Why is the sun so hot? Xx "You are attracted to the sun? ....as in sexually????? | |||
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"The earth's core is magnetic. Why do scientists not make cars with reverse polarity magnets as engines. Flying cars! Problem?" Coz they would need to be called something other than flying cars !!!! Or it could become confusing if a car that was not made to fly, was being described during part of an investigation into a crime where the witness statement said how they’d observed a car flying along at great speed... etc etc.. Struth,,,,, honestly….. its so bloom'in obvious | |||
"Is there such a thing as too many shoes?" Now that is the most stupidest question ever! | |||
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"why are my messages on here getting dafter? How am I supposed to know the weight of a polar bear? (Googled it! as a response!!) " You just ask the polar bear outright,,, and if it looks sheepish when it gives you the answer.....just add a few pounds!! So simple | |||
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"Why me... Why not indeed.." Tuh,,,,,now come on....you do know how to play this game !,,,,, So thats hardly a stupid question when you know the answer already....now is it..!!!!...(nope, and before ya ask,,, that's not a question either) | |||
"Get car Attach stick on roof of car. Put large magnet on end of stick. Unlimited green source of propulsion. Problem?" Going under metal bridges will snap the sticks!!!!! sigh.... | |||
"Why me... Why not indeed.. Tuh,,,,,now come on....you do know how to play this game !,,,,, So thats hardly a stupid question when you know the answer already....now is it..!!!!...(nope, and before ya ask,,, that's not a question either) "Au contraire Messr le Soxy... Tis still a beslubberingly and stupendously stupid question... I just love the solutions tho...don`t thee ( that`s a silly question s`well mayhaps %*)...fuck the problem....Live in the solution grasshopper!.. Anyhows..back to my favourite subject " Me "...and being special and different...and ...and...and...Ah ...FUCK IT...where`s my grin | |||
"where`s my grin "There you've done it again... asking where your grin was?,,, before showing everyone you either knew where it was already,!!!,, or to imply that you weren’t being serious asking that stoopid question in the first place,,,,,, hmmmmm.....or,,,, perhaps maybe you had lost it, and it just so happens you found it as you where writing, “where's my grin” but elected not to delete the question just to come over all quirky and mysterious so as too provoke this response..... hmmmmmm,,,,,, now I’ll wager …..The answer is either in there.... Or its somewhere else altogether…. Pahhhhh piffle... pffft... tisk | |||
"Is there such a thing as too many shoes?Now that is the most stupidest question ever! "Do I win a prize? | |||
"where`s my grin
There you've done it again... asking where your grin was?,,, before showing everyone you either knew where it was already,!!!,, or to imply that you weren’t being serious asking that stoopid question in the first place,,,,,,
hmmmmm.....or,,,, perhaps maybe you had lost it, and it just so happens you found it as you where writing, “where's my grin” but elected not to delete the question just to come over all quirky and mysterious so as too provoke this response..... hmmmmmm,,,,,, now I’ll wager …..The answer is either in there.... Or its somewhere else altogether….
Pahhhhh piffle... pffft... tisk "Sometimes ickle cherub...the spirit is to blunt an instrument... I was unconscious of amused and tolerant eyes afore yer sally..now I find my grin widening ...its a pleasant exercise in hope and joy, whenst finding the earlier travails of dickdom fall at the wayside... Grins are bestowed without favour with yer scribblings Cupcake %*.. Now tho....the High St beckons....some frippery to adorn myself fer wiggling laters... Do they have something gay ?...yellow and summery....it a question, that only he/ she above knows.. | |||
"I thought that was everyday "only on fab and in private messages lol | |||
"where`s my grin
Now tho....the High St beckons....some frippery to adorn myself fer wiggling laters...
Do they have something gay ?...yellow and summery....it a question, that only he/ she above knows.. "Yellow is indeed my very favourite colour after all the other ones I like better,,,,, I am however now contemplating the satanic ability your local high street obviously possesses , where it can summon you at will, with a seductive power that leaves you no quarter other than too willingly comply…. This scares me!!!! An enchanted road to fiscal enlightenment..... OMG..... yikes......  | |||
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"Anyone got an invisible donkey for sale? "Yes ,,, I have a few in stock.... what colour invisible donkey are you looking for? | |||
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"Why is a blow job called a blow job "Some say its origin goes back to victorian times where a women would pleasure a man "Below" the waist with oral sex.... over time the word below became blow !!! | |||
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"So fill your boots!! "Has BB taken you out on his tank thing yet? | |||
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"Why is a blow job called a blow job
Some say its origin goes back to victorian times where a women would pleasure a man "Below" the waist with oral sex.... over time the word below became blow !!! "Thank you | |||
"If all the worlds a stage, where`s the flipping.. " " " " " " " THUD!!.........trapdoor.....em !!" Tuh..... Its in the general direction indicated by the big arrow shaped sign pointing at it,,, with the word “Beware of the Trapdoor” written all over it, in huge cartoon style writing!!! | |||
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"why is there only one monopolies commission ? "The answer, of course, is that the Monopolies Commission is a singularity, or super-massive black hole into which everything, even light, disappears and never comes out. | |||
"why is there only one monopolies commission ? "There's no Monopolies commission. It was renamed years ago. | |||
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"why are my messages on here getting dafter? How am I supposed to know the weight of a polar bear? (Googled it! as a response!!) You just ask the polar bear outright,,, and if it looks sheepish when it gives you the answer.....just add a few pounds!! So simple "If it looked a bit sheepish ....wouldn't you knock a lot of pounds off? I've not seen many polar bears but i've seen a lot of sheep and they are definately a lot smaller than a polar bear. where's saucy when you need sanity and an expert | |||
"Where do odd socks go? "one on each foot? | |||
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"why are my messages on here getting dafter? How am I supposed to know the weight of a polar bear? (Googled it! as a response!!) You just ask the polar bear outright,,, and if it looks sheepish when it gives you the answer.....just add a few pounds!! So simple
If it looked a bit sheepish ....wouldn't you knock a lot of pounds off? I've not seen many polar bears but i've seen a lot of sheep and they are definately a lot smaller than a polar bear.
where's saucy when you need sanity and an expert"Rushmoon old chap…… you obviously know little about the subtly devious tactics employed by overly hefty polar bears who are being subjected to interrogation regards their weight problems….!. They will often try to conceal their embarrassment by pretending to play coy…. Hence the sheepish-look is just a cunning distraction while they suck in their stomach in a vain attempt to appear thinner hoping to support claims to be lighter than they really are….!. That’s why you need to add a few pounds,,,,,,,, not take them off….!!!!! struthhhhhhhhhhh | |||
" How am I supposed to know the weight of a polar bear? " The weight of a polar bear? About 20 minutes. Other questions include ... if corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,what is baby oil made from? If a man is walking in a forest and no women is there to hear him is he still wrong? & why is dyslexia so hard to spell,its just taking the piss! | |||
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"is soap self-cleaning?? and on that note way is the sides of my oven self cleaning , yet the bottom gets really manky???/ "ops that *why not way..... | |||
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"Where do odd socks go? "were been wondering that for years x x | |||
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"Do I really want my black bin emptied once a week ?" 100 million a year is the cost. It could be put to better use. | |||
"why are my messages on here getting dafter? How am I supposed to know the weight of a polar bear? (Googled it! as a response!!) You just ask the polar bear outright,,, and if it looks sheepish when it gives you the answer.....just add a few pounds!! So simple
If it looked a bit sheepish ....wouldn't you knock a lot of pounds off? I've not seen many polar bears but i've seen a lot of sheep and they are definately a lot smaller than a polar bear.
where's saucy when you need sanity and an expert
Rushmoon old chap…… you obviously know little about the subtly devious tactics employed by overly hefty polar bears who are being subjected to interrogation regards their weight problems….!.
They will often try to conceal their embarrassment by pretending to play coy….
Hence the sheepish-look is just a cunning distraction while they suck in their stomach in a vain attempt to appear thinner hoping to support claims to be lighter than they really are….!.
That’s why you need to add a few pounds,,,,,,,, not take them off….!!!!! struthhhhhhhhhhh
"ooooh a bit of role play,a polar bear, in sheeps clothing,wearing bright red lippy. why am i getting a stiffy. | |||
"why are my messages on here getting dafter? How am I supposed to know the weight of a polar bear? (Googled it! as a response!!) You just ask the polar bear outright,,, and if it looks sheepish when it gives you the answer.....just add a few pounds!! So simple
If it looked a bit sheepish ....wouldn't you knock a lot of pounds off? I've not seen many polar bears but i've seen a lot of sheep and they are definately a lot smaller than a polar bear.
where's saucy when you need sanity and an expert
Rushmoon old chap…… you obviously know little about the subtly devious tactics employed by overly hefty polar bears who are being subjected to interrogation regards their weight problems….!.
They will often try to conceal their embarrassment by pretending to play coy….
Hence the sheepish-look is just a cunning distraction while they suck in their stomach in a vain attempt to appear thinner hoping to support claims to be lighter than they really are….!.
That’s why you need to add a few pounds,,,,,,,, not take them off….!!!!! struthhhhhhhhhhh
ooooh a bit of role play,a polar bear, in sheeps clothing,wearing bright red lippy.
why am i getting a stiffy. "i hope this polar bear is female, we don;t wnat any kinky stuff going off | |||
"if a cannibal ate a very d*unk person could he still get done for being over the legal limit if he was stopped by the police and hadnt actualy had a drink ?" i've eaten plenty of d*unken women never got d*unkmyself lol | |||
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"if we're all made in gods image, where's my beard. "Either side of yer bacon. | |||
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"When I was a kid and my mum told me off for something she would sometimes say "if your dad sees that he'll go spare!" How do you go spare and what happens to you if you do? "I'll have a wild stab at, you get divorced? | |||
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" Do the french peoples partake in english kissing?" Laughing my ass off!! | |||
"When I was a kid and my mum told me off for something she would sometimes say "if your dad sees that he'll go spare!" How do you go spare and what happens to you if you do?
I'll have a wild stab at, you get divorced? "Sounds a bit of a harsh reaction to the kids misbehaving?! | |||
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"Do I really want my black bin emptied once a week ? 100 million a year is the cost. It could be put to better use." You mean £250 million ... I'd sooner they used the cash to mend the holes in the roads | |||
"I didn't think I was THAT bad!! "Not YOU personally, more generalised. | |||
"I didn't think I was THAT bad!! "I was responding to the thread title, not what you said | |||
"I didn't think I was THAT bad!!
I was responding to the thread title, not what you said"Oh... hahahahahaha!!! Silly me! | |||
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"why do they have to change the licensing laws in scotland.... yet again..... no deal on beer, wine etc now.... so the 3 for £12 or 2 for £20 deals (examples) stops at midnight tonight "hey up, be quick, you've time to get 17 pints in | |||
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" OK, as it'l be the 100th post. Who wants a fuck with a charming, intelligent, mild mannered , phenomenally good looking horny guy?" hey!! i can speak for myself. | |||
"WHY IS IT THAT SOME PEOPLES POSTS here in forum go right over my head and i cant make out what thay are on about , lol x call me thick ..lol "oooo and call me too, if yer thick! yum yum | |||
"if we're all made in gods image, where's my beard. "just be grateful yer got yet adam's apple. | |||
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"Has anyone asked if bummers are deaf yet? "pardon? | |||
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"Has anyone asked if bummers are deaf yet?
pardon?"There's a thread going in swingers chat. Dont think the OP got his answer there so wondered if he'd tried his luck here! | |||
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"Anyone got an invisible donkey for sale?
Yes ,,, I have a few in stock.... what colour invisible donkey are you looking for? "Pink with yellow ears, apparently there are only 2 in existence | |||
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"Anyone got an invisible donkey for sale?
Yes ,,, I have a few in stock.... what colour invisible donkey are you looking for?
Pink with yellow ears, apparently there are only 2 in existence "Tuh..... who told you that? pffft | |||
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"If Jonny has 5 apples and tommy has 7, could someone please explain why I should give a fuck, when apples are not my favourite _ruit? " Is that because Oranges are not the only _ruit? | |||
"If Jonny has 5 apples and tommy has 7, could someone please explain why I should give a fuck, when apples are not my favourite _ruit? Is that because Oranges are not the only _ruit? "Yes, we have no bananas..... Eh? | |||
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"Why are u lot still asking stooopid questions? "Ehhhh? cant hear ya for all these birds sounding like jet planes, ohh no a flock of geese!!! | |||
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"what was the best thing before sliced bread? "Unsliced xx | |||
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"What Is this thread about?" who are you and where did you come from. Not seen you on here before | |||
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"Anyone got an invisible donkey for sale?
Yes ,,, I have a few in stock.... what colour invisible donkey are you looking for?
Pink with yellow ears, apparently there are only 2 in existence
Tuh..... who told you that? pffft"The nice man who tried to sell me one earlier this year. It had 90,000 miles on the clock and was a bit tatty. Apparently the other one is pristine with delivery mileage only. Problem is he wont tell me who owns it cus he wants to sell his. | |||
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"Is fabswingers.com a swingers site? "for me not yet but fingers crossed | |||
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"Why do new toasters only toast 3/4 of the slice?" i know that does my head in,can't they measure slices of toast ffs ? | |||
