"Ok I will have a swig on my can for that one 
NEVER have I ever fucked on a first date.  "
I'll down my G&T on that and head of to bed but leave this one for you.
Never ever have I fucked or been fucked by a guy from Basildon.  |
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Never have I ever been sucked while driving my ford fiesta diesel"
That has nothing to do with you sir, it has to do with driving a Ford fiesta diesel, it's bad for the environment with all those toxins it pours out lol change your cat and you might get sucked of then .  |
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"Lychee juice in hand
Never have I ever been sucked while driving my ford fiesta diesel
That has nothing to do with you sir, it has to do with driving a Ford fiesta diesel, it's bad for the environment with all those toxins it pours out lol change your cat and you might get sucked of then . "
I thought it was due to the colour of the car (red) and my cow imitation leather seats but now you mentioned that, I'll buy a new car.
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Strong black coffee and almond croissant in hands. I'm typing with my nipply bit, left, if you need to know.
Never have I ever had an mmf. It's on the list.
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"Lychee juice in hand
Never have I ever been sucked while driving my ford fiesta diesel
That has nothing to do with you sir, it has to do with driving a Ford fiesta diesel, it's bad for the environment with all those toxins it pours out lol change your cat and you might get sucked of then .
I thought it was due to the colour of the car (red) and my cow imitation leather seats but now you mentioned that, I'll buy a new car.
Thank you!
You are my savior ! "
Citroen C1  |
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"Lychee juice in hand
Never have I ever been sucked while driving my ford fiesta diesel
That has nothing to do with you sir, it has to do with driving a Ford fiesta diesel, it's bad for the environment with all those toxins it pours out lol change your cat and you might get sucked of then .
I thought it was due to the colour of the car (red) and my cow imitation leather seats but now you mentioned that, I'll buy a new car.
Thank you!
You are my savior ! "
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"One in my fanny and one where the sun don't shine  "
Me and my friend are available if and when you need that fulfilled, ask and you shall received lol x |
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