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over a year ago
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My 11 year old son asked me this evening if he could use our 'pink pyramid thingy' to keep his cash in! I nearly choked trying not to laugh as he was referring to an Ann Summers toy called 'The Cone' and apparently some time ago, upon seeing said toy, Chris told him it was a money box!
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I had my then 4 year old come into my bedroom and pick up my anal beads from the bedside table and ask what it was. I nearly died.
I now make sure all my toys are safely tucked up in a drawer out of sight lol |
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When Traces niece and nephew were young the were at their grand parents house playing upstairs before a family Sunday lunch.
Traces younger sister ***** was still living there at the time.
As all the family were seated at the table having lunch, the grand daughter piped up, "***** has got a pink snake under her pillow and it goes bzzzzzzzzz".  
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My best friends son found her rabbit a few weeks ago when he asked what it as she said to curl her hair he picked it up tried to curl his hair with it hahahhaahhahaahah |
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"my niece who was 8 at the time, found her mums vibrator and took it to school with her and showed it to all her friends,needless to say the school was not impressed.....
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I think thats quiet impressive, imagine going to pick it up: |
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A female friends daughter waltzed into the living room with a big purple jelly rabbit in her hand asking "what's this mum"
Mum replied, it's a dog toy, to which daughter replied "but we don't have a dog mum" |
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The thing I always wonder is why people do not put toys and other things out of the way of children. I assume knifes and sharp ofjects are placed out of childrens way so it isn't difficult to lock toys and other coruptable materiel out of harms way. |
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At what age do you stop locking the knife drawer? Mine cook a mean meal on their own.
If they are young enough that you have locks on the cutlery drawer they won't know what it is anyway. My bedroom is my private space, they know they are not welcome in it unless invited in. In an ideal world we stash stuff straight after play, but when it's warm, comfy and snuggly is's all too easy to slip a toy under the pillow or chuck it on the floor next to the bed |
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"The thing I always wonder is why people do not put toys and other things out of the way of children. I assume knifes and sharp ofjects are placed out of childrens way so it isn't difficult to lock toys and other coruptable materiel out of harms way."
cos when you are feeling horny the last thing you want is to have to remember the code to the padlock, try and find the keys to the trunk after you have dragged it down from the top of the wardrobe 
i think its down to boundaries, children should know where they are allowed to play and where they are not. We were never allowed to go in our parents room unless they were there, all of our toys were in our rooms - why would we want to go in to theirs? its full of boring grown up stuff  |
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A friends 4 year old little girl came through with flesh coloured life like dildo and said "Mummy one of my dollies has lost a leg but I've checked them all and I can't find which one" |
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"At what age do you stop locking the knife drawer? Mine cook a mean meal on their own.
If they are young enough that you have locks on the cutlery drawer they won't know what it is anyway. My bedroom is my private space, they know they are not welcome in it unless invited in. In an ideal world we stash stuff straight after play, but when it's warm, comfy and snuggly is's all too easy to slip a toy under the pillow or chuck it on the floor next to the bed"
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and at corruptable.
Who locks away knives! |
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My 8 year old spotted my Lolly on the coffee table after an Ann Summers party the night before.
He thought it was a rocket until my 13year old corrected him ..... 
younger son thought it was a good idea to tell his footie team that "mummy has a willy lolly" |
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Some time ago my son found some love eggs and thought they were "clackers". I should have just let him go with it instead of panicking. He couldn't understand why I wouldn't let him play with them.
Recently he found a massager which I have to use on my neck. Hitachi Magic Wand! Wasn't telling fibs with that one! x |
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