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"And yes this is a look at me post!! I need some loving  "
I had it last week - too ill to even post on here!
I was in desperate need of a sympathetic lady to mop my brow and feed me grapes but sadly was feeling like death in bed! |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"And yes this is a look at me post!! I need some loving
I had it last week - too ill to even post on here!
I was in desperate need of a sympathetic lady to mop my brow and feed me grapes but sadly was feeling like death in bed!"
You lived that's all that matters |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"If, you genuinely have proper flu, you won't be able to lift your head off the pillow. It's that bad.
I always remember my mother, who was a nurse, saying this when I was younger. "
I'm posting with my head on said pillow |
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"And yes this is a look at me post!! I need some loving
I had it last week - too ill to even post on here!
I was in desperate need of a sympathetic lady to mop my brow and feed me grapes but sadly was feeling like death in bed!
You lived that's all that matters "
I’m putting it on my CV that I survived it!
It took industrial amounts of ibuprofen to survive it though! |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"And yes this is a look at me post!! I need some loving
I had it last week - too ill to even post on here!
I was in desperate need of a sympathetic lady to mop my brow and feed me grapes but sadly was feeling like death in bed!
You lived that's all that matters
I’m putting it on my CV that I survived it!
It took industrial amounts of ibuprofen to survive it though!"
You should be proud lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cheekychops! Get better sooner than soon.
Hello Jim how you diddling xx "
I'm bobbing along. I heard from a little birdy that you weren't redundant for very long. I was pleased to hear that. How are your diddlings? x |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Cheekychops! Get better sooner than soon.
Hello Jim how you diddling xx
I'm bobbing along. I heard from a little birdy that you weren't redundant for very long. I was pleased to hear that. How are your diddlings? x"
I maybe again at the end of March but my sector is completely changing so hopefully more jobs coming up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Iv been ill 4 weeks Monday, 1st week couldn't get out of bed only started feeling slightly normal again yesterday so I have sympathy for you!
Sending virtual hugs  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"And yes this is a look at me post!! I need some loving "
Well once you have done the washing, finished the ironing pile, done the dishes, vacuumed the house, done the dusting and polishing perhaps you can have a lay down, but remember tea on the table for 6pm |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Surely it's proper title is 'bird flu'...
That's very, very, very, sexist. You swine!"
Quit virtue signalling Mister lefty PC fascist!
Btw....get well soon whoever has this particular strain of lady lurgy... |
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Would someone be kind enough to clarify the difference for me between man flu and woman flu.....
I know with man flu the symptoms are instant retiring to bed and the constant uttering of the phrase "I'm dying"...
I understand that woman flu the female suffers the aches, shivers runny nose (as does the male) but does not retire to bed never utters "i'm dying" but just battles through it and carries on. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Would someone be kind enough to clarify the difference for me between man flu and woman flu.....
I know with man flu the symptoms are instant retiring to bed and the constant uttering of the phrase "I'm dying"...
I understand that woman flu the female suffers the aches, shivers runny nose (as does the male) but does not retire to bed never utters "i'm dying" but just battles through it and carries on."
It's quite simple really.
Man flu is made by germs with Willy like tails
Women flu is made by germs with booby like bumps on them.
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"If, you genuinely have proper flu, you won't be able to lift your head off the pillow. It's that bad.
I always remember my mother, who was a nurse, saying this when I was younger.
I'm posting with my head on said pillow "
Good to know
I hope you get well soon. |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Hey up stranger!!! Get yourself in a hot bath then into bed with Vicks on your feet & fluffy socks xxx Lots of hot drinks - do you have a flask??
B x"
Hey!! I'm wrapped up hope you are both well xx |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"If, you genuinely have proper flu, you won't be able to lift your head off the pillow. It's that bad.
I always remember my mother, who was a nurse, saying this when I was younger.
I'm posting with my head on said pillow
Good to know
I hope you get well soon."
I'll be fine and thank you |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"And yes this is a look at me post!! I need some loving
Well we love you!! If it weren’t for you we wouldn’t be getting married in 76 days lol
Ads"
Good luck with the wedding!! Wish you guys all the happiness in the world |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I woke up with it on Christmas Day and got told: mug of lemonade, shot of whiskey and a beechams powder heated in the microwave. 2 days later I was back on track and feeling well. Hope you feel better soon. |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"I woke up with it on Christmas Day and got told: mug of lemonade, shot of whiskey and a beechams powder heated in the microwave. 2 days later I was back on track and feeling well. Hope you feel better soon. "
I'll have a go at that |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you. I will make you ache, shake, and sweat until you moan and groan. I will make you beg me to stop. When I have finished with you you'll be weak for days.
Yours Flu |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"I shall take you to bed and have my way with you. I will make you ache, shake, and sweat until you moan and groan. I will make you beg me to stop. When I have finished with you you'll be weak for days.
Yours Flu "
Funny fucker |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey cheeky!! Nice to see you back
Not nice to hear you're feeling unwell. 
That's as far as my sympathy goes. Ask the old man
I've missed you guys, I thought about you the other day "
That's dangerous!!! We missed you too! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It can't be avoided
It's spreading the uk like wild fire
Antibiotics don't really touch it
Night nurse did help me sleep
Cut lemons in half square into a mug ..add boiling water....and honey if you have the cough to
Drink while it's boiling hot
I'm thinking the properties in the lemon ad the boiling hot water helped kill mine ....
I wasted 30 quid in the chemist prior to this old wives one with zero improvement.
Pharmaceuticals are just one big con... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And yes this is a look at me post!! I need some loving "
FGS, man up! Failing that fluffy jim-jams, duvet wrapped around you, a roaring log fire and hot bowl of chicken soup. |
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Get well soon OP! 
