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"Not into there music " The Lessons In Love lot? | |||
"U should be a scaffolder" I could be a scaffman. | |||
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"Scatman" Scatman Don. | |||
"Not into level 42 maybe if you like heights " Do you like Another Level? | |||
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"U should swim in the river u would be " A night swimmer. | |||
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"Shite swimmer" I might get a film made about my shite swimming. Who doesn't like an underdog story. Jimmy the Jellyfish. | |||
"Wat is another level" Let me lick you up and down til you say stop. | |||
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"Id tie ur tongue up" What would you tie my tongue to? | |||
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"Ur door handle or knob depending what u have " Do it to my knob. | |||
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"Door nob u bellend "Don't close the door on me. | |||
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"I wouldn't piss on u if u were on fire" I'd piss on you. | |||
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"Or give u the steam off my shit" But that's the best bit of shit. | |||
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"With ur little worm" Worms can turn. | |||
"Awww, I love a good Bromance "I still love you, Ace. | |||
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"In ur case to a maggot" I'm a cheap lousy faggot.  | |||
"Awww, I love a good Bromance
I still love you, Ace."  | |||
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"My view" Well, what is your view? | |||
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"Whatever you do, for goodness sakes, don't get a cretin wet, or feed a cretin after midnight." It seems a fair few cretins come out at nighttime. | |||
"Whatever you do, for goodness sakes, don't get a cretin wet, or feed a cretin after midnight. It seems a fair few cretins come out at nighttime." I think that's why you're not meant to feed them after midnight. You don't want to refuel a cretin at that time of night. | |||
