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"Didn't Bruce host both of those fecking shows "Um......  | |||
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"Didn't Bruce host both of those fecking shows
Um...... "Aw go on then Bruce was a good guy  | |||
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"Hey gorgeous, good job! "I wrote it down last time but I'm in bed with the light off so couldn't be arsed | |||
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"Hey gorgeous, good job!
I wrote it down last time but I'm in bed with the light off so couldn't be arsed "Haha. No problem xx | |||
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"Didn't Bruce host both of those fecking shows
Um......
Aw go on then Bruce was a good guy "He was | |||
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"Hey gorgeous, good job!
I wrote it down last time but I'm in bed with the light off so couldn't be arsed
Haha. No problem xx"Thanks I'm a trier if nowt else....or is that trying?
Anyway I've got to try to get some sleep alarm is set for 6 hours time Glad it's Friday tomorrow I needs a little lie in!!
Night night xxx
And to you Mistress xxx | |||
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 *whispers*I need the lie in on Saturday and Sunday
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"Hey gorgeous, good job!
I wrote it down last time but I'm in bed with the light off so couldn't be arsed
Haha. No problem xx
Thanks I'm a trier if nowt else....or is that trying?
Anyway I've got to try to get some sleep alarm is set for 6 hours time Glad it's Friday tomorrow I needs a little lie in!!
Night night xxx
And to you Mistress xxx"Night night cock | |||
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"Hey gorgeous, good job!
I wrote it down last time but I'm in bed with the light off so couldn't be arsed
Haha. No problem xx
Thanks I'm a trier if nowt else....or is that trying?
Anyway I've got to try to get some sleep alarm is set for 6 hours time Glad it's Friday tomorrow I needs a little lie in!!
Night night xxx
And to you Mistress xxx"Na night sweetie | |||
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" *whispers*I need the lie in on Saturday and Sunday
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" *whispers*I need the lie in on Saturday and Sunday
"I'm a bottle to conked out...been up since 5 this morning  | |||
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" *whispers*I need the lie in on Saturday and Sunday
I'm a bottle to conked out...been up since 5 this morning "What sort of bottle are you? | |||
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" *whispers*I need the lie in on Saturday and Sunday
I'm a bottle to conked out...been up since 5 this morning
What sort of bottle are you? "Stop making me laugh I should be asleep | |||
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" *whispers*I need the lie in on Saturday and Sunday
I'm a bottle to conked out...been up since 5 this morning
What sort of bottle are you? "Feck I'm too tired to autocorrect it ffs | |||
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" *whispers*I need the lie in on Saturday and Sunday
I'm a bottle to conked out...been up since 5 this morning
What sort of bottle are you?
Stop making me laugh I should be asleep "Are you tired though? | |||
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" *whispers*I need the lie in on Saturday and Sunday
I'm a bottle to conked out...been up since 5 this morning
What sort of bottle are you?
Stop making me laugh I should be asleep
Are you tired though? "Getting that way to be honest... | |||
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" *whispers*I need the lie in on Saturday and Sunday
I'm a bottle to conked out...been up since 5 this morning
What sort of bottle are you?
Feck I'm too tired to autocorrect it ffs"Ok,sweet, I think it meant 'about', I wrote those autocorrects, so I should know!  | |||
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"Need someone to tuck me in "Snap. My legs are all over the shop as is my quilt.. Can't believe I am restless even before I go to sleep  | |||
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"Need someone to tuck me in "Tucking Mistress in! | |||
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"Need someone to tuck me in
Snap. My legs are all over the shop as is my quilt.. Can't believe I am restless even before I go to sleep "Ok, tucking in duty tonight, sleep tight all, no jiggling about now! | |||
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"Need someone to tuck me in
Tucking Mistress in! "Feck _amiss get that fiver pads off me | |||
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"Need someone to tuck me in
Tucking Mistress in!
Feck _amiss get that fiver pads off me "And be a darl and pull them fecking boots off | |||
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"Need someone to tuck me in
Tucking Mistress in!
Feck _amiss get that fiver pads off me
And be a darl and pull them fecking boots off "They're off! You do know I like these don't you | |||
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"Morning all!! "Morning mistress has company hope she knows she's going to get locked in the dungeon | |||
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"Morning all!! "Morning | |||
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"Boogies through the thread... Nobody up yet? "Morning they are all sleeping or bound and gagged lol | |||
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"Morning all ....I needed that sleep "lucky you ive had none | |||
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"Morning all ....I needed that sleep lucky you ive had none"Have you work today? | |||
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"Morning all ....I needed that sleep lucky you ive had none
Have you work today?"should have have docs at 1045 cant straighten arm or lift it im fecked cant even make a coffee | |||
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"Morning all ....I needed that sleep lucky you ive had none
Have you work today?should have have docs at 1045 cant straighten arm or lift it im fecked cant even make a coffee"I'll stick the machine on...no arm in that | |||
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"Morning all ....I needed that sleep lucky you ive had none
Have you work today?should have have docs at 1045 cant straighten arm or lift it im fecked cant even make a coffee
I'll stick the machine on...no arm in that "can i have a straw with it please | |||
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"Morning all ....I needed that sleep lucky you ive had none
Have you work today?should have have docs at 1045 cant straighten arm or lift it im fecked cant even make a coffee
I'll stick the machine on...no arm in that can i have a straw with it please"Yeah but it's the last one | |||
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"morning nice to see you to see you nice" And you been flat out working again | |||
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"Morning all ....I needed that sleep lucky you ive had none
Have you work today?should have have docs at 1045 cant straighten arm or lift it im fecked cant even make a coffee
I'll stick the machine on...no arm in that "I suppose that pretty armless | |||
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"morning nice to see you to see you nice And you been flat out working again " nope cant work frozen shoulder | |||
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"morning nice to see you to see you nice And you been flat out working again nope cant work frozen shoulder" Hope you made the Dr _oddy and got some relief x | |||
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Don't people know it's Friday... | |||
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"morning nice to see you to see you nice And you been flat out working again nope cant work frozen shoulder Hope you made the Dr _oddy and got some relief x" yep dispersible and liquid | |||
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"I'm too busy ffs
Don't people know it's Friday... "Soon be the weekend eh | |||
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"morning nice to see you to see you nice And you been flat out working again nope cant work frozen shoulder Hope you made the Dr _oddy and got some relief xyep dispersible and liquid" Did they give you a straw | |||
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"morning nice to see you to see you nice And you been flat out working again nope cant work frozen shoulder Hope you made the Dr _oddy and got some relief xyep dispersible and liquid Did they give you a straw "did in pub | |||
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"Oi oi saveloy "Afternoon how's you? | |||
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"Oi oi saveloy
Afternoon how's you? "Cold hanging round, but other than that, all's good! Howz you? | |||
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"Oi oi saveloy
Afternoon how's you?
Cold hanging round, but other than that, all's good! Howz you? "Not bad...just bin to morrisons for a pair of holdups ...fecking tesco ones keep fecking falling down ffs | |||
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"Oi oi saveloy
Afternoon how's you?
Cold hanging round, but other than that, all's good! Howz you?
Not bad...just bin to morrisons for a pair of holdups ...fecking tesco ones keep fecking falling down ffs "You must have slim thighs! | |||
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"Oi oi saveloy
Afternoon how's you?
Cold hanging round, but other than that, all's good! Howz you?
Not bad...just bin to morrisons for a pair of holdups ...fecking tesco ones keep fecking falling down ffs
You must have slim thighs! "They are not bad
Unlike tesco holdups ffs | |||
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"I'm too busy ffs
Don't people know it's Friday...
Soon be the weekend eh "Just having my "lunch" break then 2 hours to go... IF I get away on time | |||
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"did you get any doughnuts whilst there" Bugger off I was in and out like a bloke buying women's undies in a shop
Oh hang on | |||
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"I'm too busy ffs
Don't people know it's Friday...
Soon be the weekend eh
Just having my "lunch" break then 2 hours to go... IF I get away on time "put clock forward a hr it is friday after all | |||
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"I'm too busy ffs
Don't people know it's Friday...
Soon be the weekend eh
Just having my "lunch" break then 2 hours to go... IF I get away on time "Get cracking the whip | |||
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"did you get any doughnuts whilst there Bugger off I was in and out like a bloke buying women's undies in a shop
Oh hang on "you mean you was like a whippet in the traps | |||
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"I'm too busy ffs
Don't people know it's Friday...
Soon be the weekend eh
Just having my "lunch" break then 2 hours to go... IF I get away on time put clock forward a hr it is friday after all "How's your shoulder Voddy, what did you do to it? | |||
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"Oi oi saveloy "Hello I'm not a sausage but I do like munching on them | |||
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"did you get any doughnuts whilst there Bugger off I was in and out like a bloke buying women's undies in a shop
Oh hang on you mean you was like a whippet in the traps "Kind off....always a fecking snarl up at the checkout though | |||
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"Oi oi saveloy
Hello I'm not a sausage but I do like munching on them " | |||
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"Oi oi saveloy
Hello I'm not a sausage but I do like munching on them "Don't we all? | |||
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"Oi oi saveloy
Hello I'm not a sausage but I do like munching on them
Don't we all? "Feck that....I like ladies who like ice lollies....far safer  | |||
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"I'm too busy ffs
Don't people know it's Friday...
Soon be the weekend eh
Just having my "lunch" break then 2 hours to go... IF I get away on time put clock forward a hr it is friday after all
How's your shoulder Voddy, what did you do to it? "its a frozen shoulder sami been signed off till 26th got painkillers to take lemon flavoured cant move it at all saw a doc ive never seen before he had a nice ass took the rotvieler with me who warned him he could get hurt if he hurt me so he was careful | |||
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"Oi oi saveloy
Hello I'm not a sausage but I do like munching on them
Don't we all?
Feck that....I like ladies who like ice lollies....far safer "Haha, depends where you keep your ice lollies | |||
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"I'm too busy ffs
Don't people know it's Friday...
Soon be the weekend eh
Just having my "lunch" break then 2 hours to go... IF I get away on time put clock forward a hr it is friday after all
How's your shoulder Voddy, what did you do to it? its a frozen shoulder sami been signed off till 26th got painkillers to take lemon flavoured cant move it at all saw a doc ive never seen before he had a nice ass took the rotvieler with me who warned him he could get hurt if he hurt me so he was careful "Aw bless you. Don't know much about the condition, would a physio help? | |||
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"I'm too busy ffs
Don't people know it's Friday...
Soon be the weekend eh
Just having my "lunch" break then 2 hours to go... IF I get away on time put clock forward a hr it is friday after all
How's your shoulder Voddy, what did you do to it? its a frozen shoulder sami been signed off till 26th got painkillers to take lemon flavoured cant move it at all saw a doc ive never seen before he had a nice ass took the rotvieler with me who warned him he could get hurt if he hurt me so he was careful
Aw bless you. Don't know much about the condition, would a physio help?"have to wait 6 weeks to be referred as can cause more damage at present | |||
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"I'm too busy ffs
Don't people know it's Friday...
Soon be the weekend eh
Just having my "lunch" break then 2 hours to go... IF I get away on time put clock forward a hr it is friday after all
How's your shoulder Voddy, what did you do to it? its a frozen shoulder sami been signed off till 26th got painkillers to take lemon flavoured cant move it at all saw a doc ive never seen before he had a nice ass took the rotvieler with me who warned him he could get hurt if he hurt me so he was careful
Aw bless you. Don't know much about the condition, would a physio help?have to wait 6 weeks to be referred as can cause more damage at present"Gosh, doesn't sound very comfortable, take it easy. | |||
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"I'm too busy ffs
Don't people know it's Friday...
Soon be the weekend eh
Just having my "lunch" break then 2 hours to go... IF I get away on time put clock forward a hr it is friday after all
How's your shoulder Voddy, what did you do to it? its a frozen shoulder sami been signed off till 26th got painkillers to take lemon flavoured cant move it at all saw a doc ive never seen before he had a nice ass took the rotvieler with me who warned him he could get hurt if he hurt me so he was careful
Aw bless you. Don't know much about the condition, would a physio help?have to wait 6 weeks to be referred as can cause more damage at present
Gosh, doesn't sound very comfortable, take it easy. "cant even wash me hair  | |||
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"I'm too busy ffs
Don't people know it's Friday...
Soon be the weekend eh
Just having my "lunch" break then 2 hours to go... IF I get away on time put clock forward a hr it is friday after all
How's your shoulder Voddy, what did you do to it? its a frozen shoulder sami been signed off till 26th got painkillers to take lemon flavoured cant move it at all saw a doc ive never seen before he had a nice ass took the rotvieler with me who warned him he could get hurt if he hurt me so he was careful
Aw bless you. Don't know much about the condition, would a physio help?have to wait 6 weeks to be referred as can cause more damage at present
Gosh, doesn't sound very comfortable, take it easy. cant even wash me hair "Oh...sounds horrible, I'd come and do it for you, if I were closer. | |||
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"I'm too busy ffs
Don't people know it's Friday...
Soon be the weekend eh
Just having my "lunch" break then 2 hours to go... IF I get away on time put clock forward a hr it is friday after all
How's your shoulder Voddy, what did you do to it? its a frozen shoulder sami been signed off till 26th got painkillers to take lemon flavoured cant move it at all saw a doc ive never seen before he had a nice ass took the rotvieler with me who warned him he could get hurt if he hurt me so he was careful
Aw bless you. Don't know much about the condition, would a physio help?have to wait 6 weeks to be referred as can cause more damage at present
Gosh, doesn't sound very comfortable, take it easy. cant even wash me hair
Oh...sounds horrible, I'd come and do it for you, if I were closer. "i know ur a darlin x | |||
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"morning nice to see you to see you nice And you been flat out working again nope cant work frozen shoulder" Off on the sick now ? | |||
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"I'm too busy ffs
Don't people know it's Friday...
Soon be the weekend eh
Just having my "lunch" break then 2 hours to go... IF I get away on time put clock forward a hr it is friday after all
How's your shoulder Voddy, what did you do to it? its a frozen shoulder sami been signed off till 26th got painkillers to take lemon flavoured cant move it at all saw a doc ive never seen before he had a nice ass took the rotvieler with me who warned him he could get hurt if he hurt me so he was careful
Aw bless you. Don't know much about the condition, would a physio help?have to wait 6 weeks to be referred as can cause more damage at present
Gosh, doesn't sound very comfortable, take it easy. cant even wash me hair
Oh...sounds horrible, I'd come and do it for you, if I were closer. i know ur a darlin x" | |||
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"Oi oi saveloy
Hello I'm not a sausage but I do like munching on them
Don't we all?
Feck that....I like ladies who like ice lollies....far safer
Haha, depends where you keep your ice lollies "I keep mine in the freezer but I weren't on about where they are keep....more about bout the way they are eaten | |||
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"morning nice to see you to see you nice And you been flat out working again nope cant work frozen shoulder Off on the sick now ? " Yeah but she's fecked already | |||
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"morning nice to see you to see you nice And you been flat out working again nope cant work frozen shoulder Off on the sick now ? Yeah but she's fecked already "Hope it wasn't you that broke her, all that struggling in the cellar oh I mean dungeon , Doesn't sound good frozen shoulder can last ages | |||
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"morning nice to see you to see you nice And you been flat out working again nope cant work frozen shoulder Off on the sick now ? Yeah but she's fecked already
Hope it wasn't you that broke her, all that struggling in the cellar oh I mean dungeon ,
Doesn't sound good frozen shoulder can last ages "Nah not me....now if her ass was hurting ... | |||
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"Good afternoon everyone. I’m still sporting a very unflattering trout pout x "Bloody hell angie....you bin stung by a bee in winter? | |||
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"morning nice to see you to see you nice And you been flat out working again nope cant work frozen shoulder Off on the sick now ? Yeah but she's fecked already
Hope it wasn't you that broke her, all that struggling in the cellar oh I mean dungeon ,
Doesn't sound good frozen shoulder can last ages
Nah not me....now if her ass was hurting ... "She's In no condition to bend over for a flogging | |||
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"Good afternoon everyone. I’m still sporting a very unflattering trout pout x "Courtesy of dentist ? | |||
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"Good afternoon everyone. I’m still sporting a very unflattering trout pout x
Courtesy of dentist ? "No allergic reaction to antibiotics. X | |||
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"Good afternoon everyone. I’m still sporting a very unflattering trout pout x
Courtesy of dentist ?
No allergic reaction to antibiotics. X "Ouch | |||
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"Good afternoon everyone. I’m still sporting a very unflattering trout pout x
Courtesy of dentist ?
No allergic reaction to antibiotics. X
Ouch "I know, I look like I’ve gone 5 rounds with mike Tyson x | |||
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"Good afternoon everyone. I’m still sporting a very unflattering trout pout x
Courtesy of dentist ?
No allergic reaction to antibiotics. X
Ouch "Not good then everyone is falling apart | |||
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"Good afternoon everyone. I’m still sporting a very unflattering trout pout x
Courtesy of dentist ?
No allergic reaction to antibiotics. X
Ouch
I know, I look like I’ve gone 5 rounds with mike Tyson x "Is it penicillin? | |||
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"Good afternoon everyone. I’m still sporting a very unflattering trout pout x
Courtesy of dentist ?
No allergic reaction to antibiotics. X
Ouch
I know, I look like I’ve gone 5 rounds with mike Tyson x
Is it penicillin?"No it’s not. X | |||
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"Good afternoon everyone. I’m still sporting a very unflattering trout pout x
Courtesy of dentist ?
No allergic reaction to antibiotics. X "Jeez that can be dangerous  | |||
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"Good afternoon everyone. I’m still sporting a very unflattering trout pout x
Courtesy of dentist ?
No allergic reaction to antibiotics. X
Jeez that can be dangerous "Ooh, it can, poor Angie | |||
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"Good afternoon everyone. I’m still sporting a very unflattering trout pout x
Courtesy of dentist ?
No allergic reaction to antibiotics. X
Jeez that can be dangerous
Ooh, it can, poor Angie "Got to be careful as I believe it can lead to anaphylaxis | |||
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"Good afternoon everyone. I’m still sporting a very unflattering trout pout x
Courtesy of dentist ?
No allergic reaction to antibiotics. X
Jeez that can be dangerous
Ooh, it can, poor Angie
Got to be careful as I believe it can lead to anaphylaxis "Nasty | |||
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"Good afternoon everyone. I’m still sporting a very unflattering trout pout x
Courtesy of dentist ?
No allergic reaction to antibiotics. X
Jeez that can be dangerous
Ooh, it can, poor Angie
Got to be careful as I believe it can lead to anaphylaxis
Nasty "Thanks all, yes I had to stop taking them immediately. It caused an ulcer in the roof of my mouth, my lips were so puffy and I had ulcers and a rash on a few parts of my body. Thankfully it’s been put in my notes and as bad as it was it wasn’t too serious. X | |||
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"Good afternoon everyone. I’m still sporting a very unflattering trout pout x
Courtesy of dentist ?
No allergic reaction to antibiotics. X
Jeez that can be dangerous
Ooh, it can, poor Angie
Got to be careful as I believe it can lead to anaphylaxis
Nasty
Thanks all, yes I had to stop taking them immediately. It caused an ulcer in the roof of my mouth, my lips were so puffy and I had ulcers and a rash on a few parts of my body. Thankfully it’s been put in my notes and as bad as it was it wasn’t too serious. X "Ah thank goodness, it wasn't too serious, still unpleasant, by the sound of it | |||
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"Oi oi saveloy
Hello I'm not a sausage but I do like munching on them
"What??
(PS I've just got home ) | |||
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"I'm too busy ffs
Don't people know it's Friday...
Soon be the weekend eh
Just having my "lunch" break then 2 hours to go... IF I get away on time put clock forward a hr it is friday after all
How's your shoulder Voddy, what did you do to it? its a frozen shoulder sami been signed off till 26th got painkillers to take lemon flavoured cant move it at all saw a doc ive never seen before he had a nice ass took the rotvieler with me who warned him he could get hurt if he hurt me so he was careful
Aw bless you. Don't know much about the condition, would a physio help?have to wait 6 weeks to be referred as can cause more damage at present
Gosh, doesn't sound very comfortable, take it easy.
cant even wash me hair "That's shit, I had similar problems when I broke my neck. | |||
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"Good afternoon everyone. I’m still sporting a very unflattering trout pout x
Courtesy of dentist ?
No allergic reaction to antibiotics. X
Jeez that can be dangerous
Ooh, it can, poor Angie
Got to be careful as I believe it can lead to anaphylaxis
Nasty
Thanks all, yes I had to stop taking them immediately. It caused an ulcer in the roof of my mouth, my lips were so puffy and I had ulcers and a rash on a few parts of my body. Thankfully it’s been put in my notes and as bad as it was it wasn’t too serious. X "All well that ends well...and you got a good pout out of it at least | |||
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"Oi oi saveloy
Hello I'm not a sausage but I do like munching on them
What??
(PS I've just got home ) "You forget to use my whip? | |||
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"I'm too busy ffs
Don't people know it's Friday...
Soon be the weekend eh
Just having my "lunch" break then 2 hours to go... IF I get away on time put clock forward a hr it is friday after all
How's your shoulder Voddy, what did you do to it? its a frozen shoulder sami been signed off till 26th got painkillers to take lemon flavoured cant move it at all saw a doc ive never seen before he had a nice ass took the rotvieler with me who warned him he could get hurt if he hurt me so he was careful
Aw bless you. Don't know much about the condition, would a physio help?have to wait 6 weeks to be referred as can cause more damage at present
Gosh, doesn't sound very comfortable, take it easy.
cant even wash me hair
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"Oi oi saveloy
Hello I'm not a sausage but I do like munching on them
What??
(PS I've just got home )
You forget to use my whip? "Didn't have fecking time!! | |||
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"Oi oi saveloy
Hello I'm not a sausage but I do like munching on them
What??
(PS I've just got home )
You forget to use my whip?
Didn't have fecking time!! "I think you need to come up here for some lessons | |||
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"Oi oi saveloy
Hello I'm not a sausage but I do like munching on them
What??
(PS I've just got home )
You forget to use my whip?
Didn't have fecking time!!
I think you need to come up here for some lessons "Maybe I should | |||
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"Oi oi saveloy
Hello I'm not a sausage but I do like munching on them
What??
(PS I've just got home )
You forget to use my whip?
Didn't have fecking time!!
I think you need to come up here for some lessons
Maybe I should "Fetch that fecking lingerie bag though | |||
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"Oi oi saveloy
Hello I'm not a sausage but I do like munching on them
What??
(PS I've just got home )
You forget to use my whip?
Didn't have fecking time!!
I think you need to come up here for some lessons
Maybe I should
Fetch that fecking lingerie bag though "Thought you were looking after it for me | |||
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"Oi oi saveloy
Hello I'm not a sausage but I do like munching on them
What??
(PS I've just got home )
You forget to use my whip?
Didn't have fecking time!!
I think you need to come up here for some lessons
Maybe I should
Fetch that fecking lingerie bag though
Thought you were looking after it for me "Aw shite that rodders bloke must have nicked it | |||
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"Oi oi saveloy
Hello I'm not a sausage but I do like munching on them
What??
(PS I've just got home )
You forget to use my whip?
Didn't have fecking time!!
I think you need to come up here for some lessons
Maybe I should
Fetch that fecking lingerie bag though
Thought you were looking after it for me
Aw shite that rodders bloke must have nicked it "Wasn't me saw you going through it and holding the corsett up practising your stiff brush walk | |||
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"feckit wheres mistress when you need her probably touting for bussness in that new corset and boots while im struggling to make cheese on toast " Aw feck off I know how you done yer shoulder in now! Twas that fecking pose for your avatar | |||
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"feckit wheres mistress when you need her probably touting for bussness in that new corset and boots while im struggling to make cheese on toast Aw feck off I know how you done yer shoulder in now! Twas that fecking pose for your avatar "twernt not a clue how i dided it | |||
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"feckit wheres mistress when you need her probably touting for bussness in that new corset and boots while im struggling to make cheese on toast " With Lea and Perrins? That’s one of my favourites... hint, hint | |||
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"feckit wheres mistress when you need her probably touting for bussness in that new corset and boots while im struggling to make cheese on toast With Lea and Perrins? That’s one of my favourites... hint, hint "damm right babs but she wont make it for me | |||
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"feckit wheres mistress when you need her probably touting for bussness in that new corset and boots while im struggling to make cheese on toast With Lea and Perrins? That’s one of my favourites... hint, hint "Dunno river hot sauce...a little like tabasco but cheaper | |||
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"feckit wheres mistress when you need her probably touting for bussness in that new corset and boots while im struggling to make cheese on toast With Lea and Perrins? That’s one of my favourites... hint, hint damm right babs but she wont make it for me "You can’t get the service these days | |||
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"feckit wheres mistress when you need her probably touting for bussness in that new corset and boots while im struggling to make cheese on toast With Lea and Perrins? That’s one of my favourites... hint, hint damm right babs but she wont make it for me "I'll put a full bottle of the hot stuff on | |||
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"feckit wheres mistress when you need her probably touting for bussness in that new corset and boots while im struggling to make cheese on toast With Lea and Perrins? That’s one of my favourites... hint, hint damm right babs but she wont make it for me
I'll put a full bottle of the hot stuff on "feck off we want lea n perrins | |||
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"feckit wheres mistress when you need her probably touting for bussness in that new corset and boots while im struggling to make cheese on toast With Lea and Perrins? That’s one of my favourites... hint, hint
Dunno river hot sauce...a little like tabasco but cheaper"How hot? | |||
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Dunno river hot sauce...a little like tabasco but cheaper
How hot? "Nice hot....buy it in tesco and sainsbury's  | |||
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"feckit wheres mistress when you need her probably touting for bussness in that new corset and boots while im struggling to make cheese on toast With Lea and Perrins? That’s one of my favourites... hint, hint damm right babs but she wont make it for me
I'll put a full bottle of the hot stuff on feck off we want lea n perrins"It's for wimps _oddy...that stuff turn ordinary cheddar into that Mexican melt cheese | |||
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"feckit wheres mistress when you need her probably touting for bussness in that new corset and boots while im struggling to make cheese on toast With Lea and Perrins? That’s one of my favourites... hint, hint damm right babs but she wont make it for me
I'll put a full bottle of the hot stuff on feck off we want lea n perrins
It's for wimps _oddy...that stuff turn ordinary cheddar into that Mexican melt cheese "i dont like hot spicey things | |||
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"feckit wheres mistress when you need her probably touting for bussness in that new corset and boots while im struggling to make cheese on toast With Lea and Perrins? That’s one of my favourites... hint, hint damm right babs but she wont make it for me
I'll put a full bottle of the hot stuff on feck off we want lea n perrins
It's for wimps _oddy...that stuff turn ordinary cheddar into that Mexican melt cheese i dont like hot spicey things"Are you fecking sure you don't like vanilla ice cream | |||
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"feckit wheres mistress when you need her probably touting for bussness in that new corset and boots while im struggling to make cheese on toast With Lea and Perrins? That’s one of my favourites... hint, hint damm right babs but she wont make it for me
I'll put a full bottle of the hot stuff on feck off we want lea n perrins
It's for wimps _oddy...that stuff turn ordinary cheddar into that Mexican melt cheese i dont like hot spicey things
Are you fecking sure you don't like vanilla ice cream "yuck | |||
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"feckit wheres mistress when you need her probably touting for bussness in that new corset and boots while im struggling to make cheese on toast With Lea and Perrins? That’s one of my favourites... hint, hint damm right babs but she wont make it for me
I'll put a full bottle of the hot stuff on feck off we want lea n perrins
It's for wimps _oddy...that stuff turn ordinary cheddar into that Mexican melt cheese i dont like hot spicey things"I thought you wanted hot n spicey lol | |||
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"'K what's up in 'ere?" Nothing spicy by the looks of it | |||
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"'K what's up in 'ere? Nothing spicy by the looks of it "Tut..... | |||
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"How's tricks _amiss?" Yes, good Mistress. Starting to feel better now and more motivated to do stuff! Weekend of football ahead, as usual. What you doing this weekend? | |||
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"How's tricks _amiss? Yes, good Mistress. Starting to feel better now and more motivated to do stuff! Weekend of football ahead, as usual. What you doing this weekend? "Nothing special sadly...just the normal winter weekend...but hey its getting closer to spring and that gets me out and about more | |||
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"How's tricks _amiss? Yes, good Mistress. Starting to feel better now and more motivated to do stuff! Weekend of football ahead, as usual. What you doing this weekend?
Nothing special sadly...just the normal winter weekend...but hey its getting closer to spring and that gets me out and about more "Can't wait for spring, my most favourite time of the year | |||
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"How's tricks _amiss? Yes, good Mistress. Starting to feel better now and more motivated to do stuff! Weekend of football ahead, as usual. What you doing this weekend?
Nothing special sadly...just the normal winter weekend...but hey its getting closer to spring and that gets me out and about more
Can't wait for spring, my most favourite time of the year "What do we say? It puts a spring in your step eh.....end of the bloody dark winter | |||
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"How's tricks _amiss? Yes, good Mistress. Starting to feel better now and more motivated to do stuff! Weekend of football ahead, as usual. What you doing this weekend?
Nothing special sadly...just the normal winter weekend...but hey its getting closer to spring and that gets me out and about more
Can't wait for spring, my most favourite time of the year
What do we say? It puts a spring in your step eh.....end of the bloody dark winter "Yes, depressing time of year, still days are getting longer We sound like a right couple of old fogies! | |||
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"How's tricks _amiss? Yes, good Mistress. Starting to feel better now and more motivated to do stuff! Weekend of football ahead, as usual. What you doing this weekend?
Nothing special sadly...just the normal winter weekend...but hey its getting closer to spring and that gets me out and about more
Can't wait for spring, my most favourite time of the year
What do we say? It puts a spring in your step eh.....end of the bloody dark winter
Yes, depressing time of year, still days are getting longer We sound like a right couple of old fogies! "I think we fecking are....what do you call them two old muppets? | |||
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"How's tricks _amiss? Yes, good Mistress. Starting to feel better now and more motivated to do stuff! Weekend of football ahead, as usual. What you doing this weekend?
Nothing special sadly...just the normal winter weekend...but hey its getting closer to spring and that gets me out and about more
Can't wait for spring, my most favourite time of the year
What do we say? It puts a spring in your step eh.....end of the bloody dark winter
Yes, depressing time of year, still days are getting longer We sound like a right couple of old fogies!
I think we fecking are....what do you call them two old muppets? "Statler and Waldorf...or do you mean Miss Piggy and Kermit! | |||
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"How's tricks _amiss? Yes, good Mistress. Starting to feel better now and more motivated to do stuff! Weekend of football ahead, as usual. What you doing this weekend?
Nothing special sadly...just the normal winter weekend...but hey its getting closer to spring and that gets me out and about more
Can't wait for spring, my most favourite time of the year
What do we say? It puts a spring in your step eh.....end of the bloody dark winter
Yes, depressing time of year, still days are getting longer We sound like a right couple of old fogies!
I think we fecking are....what do you call them two old muppets?
Statler and Waldorf...or do you mean Miss Piggy and Kermit! "Well I mean the former...but maybe the latter is more apt eh | |||
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"How's tricks _amiss? Yes, good Mistress. Starting to feel better now and more motivated to do stuff! Weekend of football ahead, as usual. What you doing this weekend?
Nothing special sadly...just the normal winter weekend...but hey its getting closer to spring and that gets me out and about more
Can't wait for spring, my most favourite time of the year
What do we say? It puts a spring in your step eh.....end of the bloody dark winter
Yes, depressing time of year, still days are getting longer We sound like a right couple of old fogies!
I think we fecking are....what do you call them two old muppets?
Statler and Waldorf...or do you mean Miss Piggy and Kermit!
Well I mean the former...but maybe the latter is more apt eh "The latter sounds more fun! | |||
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"How's tricks _amiss? Yes, good Mistress. Starting to feel better now and more motivated to do stuff! Weekend of football ahead, as usual. What you doing this weekend?
Nothing special sadly...just the normal winter weekend...but hey its getting closer to spring and that gets me out and about more
Can't wait for spring, my most favourite time of the year
What do we say? It puts a spring in your step eh.....end of the bloody dark winter
Yes, depressing time of year, still days are getting longer We sound like a right couple of old fogies!
I think we fecking are....what do you call them two old muppets?
Statler and Waldorf...or do you mean Miss Piggy and Kermit!
Well I mean the former...but maybe the latter is more apt eh
The latter sounds more fun! "You sure its not animal ( gimee the cookies) | |||
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"How's tricks _amiss? Yes, good Mistress. Starting to feel better now and more motivated to do stuff! Weekend of football ahead, as usual. What you doing this weekend?
Nothing special sadly...just the normal winter weekend...but hey its getting closer to spring and that gets me out and about more
Can't wait for spring, my most favourite time of the year
What do we say? It puts a spring in your step eh.....end of the bloody dark winter
Yes, depressing time of year, still days are getting longer We sound like a right couple of old fogies!
I think we fecking are....what do you call them two old muppets?
Statler and Waldorf...or do you mean Miss Piggy and Kermit!
Well I mean the former...but maybe the latter is more apt eh
The latter sounds more fun!
You sure its not animal ( gimee the cookies)"Haha...could well be, I'm feeling a bit hungry | |||
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"How's tricks _amiss? Yes, good Mistress. Starting to feel better now and more motivated to do stuff! Weekend of football ahead, as usual. What you doing this weekend?
Nothing special sadly...just the normal winter weekend...but hey its getting closer to spring and that gets me out and about more
Can't wait for spring, my most favourite time of the year
What do we say? It puts a spring in your step eh.....end of the bloody dark winter
Yes, depressing time of year, still days are getting longer We sound like a right couple of old fogies!
I think we fecking are....what do you call them two old muppets?
Statler and Waldorf...or do you mean Miss Piggy and Kermit!
Well I mean the former...but maybe the latter is more apt eh
The latter sounds more fun!
You sure its not animal ( gimee the cookies)
Haha...could well be, I'm feeling a bit hungry "Wasn't refering to you lol | |||
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"[posterfecked off at 13/01/18 18:29:01] "Then she came back.....! | |||
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"Then she left again, to dish up dinner! "I've got the fecking ironing to do | |||
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"Then she left again, to dish up dinner!
I've got the fecking ironing to do "I'm working ,you didn't see me . | |||
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"Then she left again, to dish up dinner!
I've got the fecking ironing to do "passes a huge pile | |||
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"Oi _oddy how's the shoulder?" fecking painful | |||
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"Then she left again, to dish up dinner!
I've got the fecking ironing to do passes a huge pile "Oi I done 10 shirts 4 trousers and 4 jumpers....haven't even fecking started on my other clothes yet ffs | |||
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"Oi _oddy how's the shoulder?fecking painful" Sending a {{{hug}}}....oh feck sorry _oddy | |||
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"Oi _oddy how's the shoulder?fecking painful Sending a {{{hug}}}....oh feck sorry _oddy "****** ******* | |||
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"Oi _oddy how's the shoulder?fecking painful Sending a {{{hug}}}....oh feck sorry _oddy ****** *******"Feck me it's all them stars that sent me blind ffs | |||
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"Oi _oddy how's the shoulder?fecking painful Sending a {{{hug}}}....oh feck sorry _oddy ****** *******
Feck me it's all them stars that sent me blind ffs "Wonder what all them stars mean? | |||
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"Oi _oddy how's the shoulder?fecking painful Sending a {{{hug}}}....oh feck sorry _oddy ****** *******
Feck me it's all them stars that sent me blind ffs
Wonder what all them stars mean? "i was sheilding you from my swearing sami | |||
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"Oi _oddy how's the shoulder?fecking painful Sending a {{{hug}}}....oh feck sorry _oddy ****** *******
Feck me it's all them stars that sent me blind ffs
Wonder what all them stars mean? i was sheilding you from my swearing sami "Ah bless you lovely lady. Sorry you are still in pain with your shoulder | |||
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"Oi _oddy how's the shoulder?fecking painful Sending a {{{hug}}}....oh feck sorry _oddy ****** *******
Feck me it's all them stars that sent me blind ffs
Wonder what all them stars mean? "Sounded a little like fecking busted | |||
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"Oi _oddy how's the shoulder?fecking painful Sending a {{{hug}}}....oh feck sorry _oddy ****** *******
Feck me it's all them stars that sent me blind ffs
Wonder what all them stars mean? i was sheilding you from my swearing sami
Ah bless you lovely lady. Sorry you are still in pain with your shoulder "I don't think the hug helped | |||
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"Oi _oddy how's the shoulder?fecking painful Sending a {{{hug}}}....oh feck sorry _oddy ****** *******
Feck me it's all them stars that sent me blind ffs
Wonder what all them stars mean?
Sounded a little like fecking busted "Yep, I thought that too | |||
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"Oi _oddy how's the shoulder?fecking painful Sending a {{{hug}}}....oh feck sorry _oddy ****** *******
Feck me it's all them stars that sent me blind ffs
Wonder what all them stars mean? i was sheilding you from my swearing sami
Ah bless you lovely lady. Sorry you are still in pain with your shoulder
I don't think the hug helped "Oops...maybe not, but well meant | |||
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"Oi _oddy how's the shoulder?fecking painful Sending a {{{hug}}}....oh feck sorry _oddy ****** *******
Feck me it's all them stars that sent me blind ffs
Wonder what all them stars mean? i was sheilding you from my swearing sami
Ah bless you lovely lady. Sorry you are still in pain with your shoulder
I don't think the hug helped
Oops...maybe not, but well meant "Oh I'm full of good intent me
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"Oi _oddy how's the shoulder?fecking painful Sending a {{{hug}}}....oh feck sorry _oddy ****** *******
Feck me it's all them stars that sent me blind ffs
Wonder what all them stars mean? i was sheilding you from my swearing sami
Ah bless you lovely lady. Sorry you are still in pain with your shoulder
I don't think the hug helped
Oops...maybe not, but well meant
Oh I'm full of good intent me
Loved camping "Haha! Too damp for me! | |||
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"Oi _oddy how's the shoulder?fecking painful Sending a {{{hug}}}....oh feck sorry _oddy ****** *******
Feck me it's all them stars that sent me blind ffs
Wonder what all them stars mean? i was sheilding you from my swearing sami
Ah bless you lovely lady. Sorry you are still in pain with your shoulder
I don't think the hug helped
Oops...maybe not, but well meant
Oh I'm full of good intent me
Loved camping
Haha! Too damp for me! "Nah never go until June. ..it's fecking freezing now ffs | |||
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"sami get ready to do new thread its ur turn x" Ok | |||
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"Oi _oddy how's the shoulder?fecking painful Sending a {{{hug}}}....oh feck sorry _oddy ****** *******
Feck me it's all them stars that sent me blind ffs
Wonder what all them stars mean?
Sounded a little like fecking busted "should have heard me in co-op earlier when it was hit nearly threw up | |||
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