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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

So far today, I have seen...

...12 Egyptian geese and 3 giraffes.

You?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

2 goldfish,one slowly dying I think as it has that bloated thing going on lying at the bottom of the tank . The other one keeps nudging it,it looks like it's looking after it in it's final day's.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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Things on whatsapp that I cannot unsee

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've seen the back of my head... that's not something you see every day, the back of your own head.

Giraffes and geese are a special sight though.

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By *izzy RascallMan  over a year ago

Cardiff

Pretty frozen patterns on the car roof

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"2 goldfish,one slowly dying I think as it has that bloated thing going on lying at the bottom of the tank . The other one keeps nudging it,it looks like it's looking after it in it's final day's."

Oh!

I remember my very first goldfish as a child, Wilbur. I wrote a poem for his funeral burial in the back garden. Then I got a new goldfish called Loki and one of those fantail and poppy eye black ones called Thor. #pretentiouschild

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Things on whatsapp that I cannot unsee "

Jelly sweet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've seen the back of my head... that's not something you see every day, the back of your own head.

Giraffes and geese are a special sight though."

Are you a teacher?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Pretty frozen patterns on the car roof"

Frost fractals!

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury

One German Shepherd, 5 magpies. Some rabbits and a grey squirrel.

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By *amesB66Man  over a year ago

St Peter Port

Crepuscular rays #prententious old git x

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By *izzy RascallMan  over a year ago

Cardiff


"Pretty frozen patterns on the car roof

Frost fractals! "

Not sure what fractals are but I had thermal pants on so if it is what I'm thinking, none mine wernt thankfully.

Watch the pavements, slippery down here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"One German Shepherd, 5 magpies. Some rabbits and a grey squirrel. "

Ooooh magpies:

One for sorrow,

Two for joy,

Three for a girl,

Four for a boy,

Five for silver,

Six for gold,

Seven for a secret,

Never to be told.

Eight for a wish,

Nine for a kiss,

Ten for a bird,

You must not miss.

Silver for you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Crepuscular rays #prententious old git x"

Always liked the word crepuscular.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Pretty frozen patterns on the car roof

Frost fractals!

Not sure what fractals are but I had thermal pants on so if it is what I'm thinking, none mine wernt thankfully.

Watch the pavements, slippery down here."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've seen the back of my head... that's not something you see every day, the back of your own head.

Giraffes and geese are a special sight though.

Are you a teacher? "

Do you need tuition?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Two episodes of The Americans.

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By *wisted999Man  over a year ago

North Bucks

Not much to be honest. Rows and rows of queuing cars heading to Mk. Felt quite liberating heading in the opposite direction almost allegorical.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Animal wise the only thing I have seen this morning is a couple of slices of pig,and two eggs

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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Two men who came around at half seven. The bank balance going down before my not yet fully awake eyes. A bundle of mess to be cleaned and sorted.

Oh and a few squirrels.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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"Things on whatsapp that I cannot unsee

Jelly sweet? "

I could go for some snakes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"One German Shepherd, 5 magpies. Some rabbits and a grey squirrel.

Ooooh magpies:

One for sorrow,

Two for joy,

Three for a girl,

Four for a boy,

Five for silver,

Six for gold,

Seven for a secret,

Never to be told.

Eight for a wish,

Nine for a kiss,

Ten for a bird,

You must not miss.

Silver for you!"

I always wondered what happened after 7 magpies

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

1 Pooch , 1 Cat , several hundred sausages and 32 Rump Steaks so far !!

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By *uckOfTheBayMan  over a year ago

Mold

Just been to check on the tortoise, she's still tucked up safely in her box

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A photo of 7 eye wateringly large toys

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1 Pooch , 1 Cat , several hundred sausages and 32 Rump Steaks so far !!"

That’s a big breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’ve just emerged from immersion in my computer fixing a plethora of issues. Feeling productive.

Now it’s a quick breakfast in front of me before I shower and head off to band rehearsal

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"1 Pooch , 1 Cat , several hundred sausages and 32 Rump Steaks so far !!

That’s a big breakfast "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cars. Big bus.

Deer and rabbits on the lane.

More cars.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Guy/woman in fronts brake lights and a greggs butty latte

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I hope you are feeling better today lovely?

I walked my dog really early and saw about 7 deer and 2 flocks of Canadian Geese, or is it a Gaggle?

I also saw a man miss his train to London. He pulled into the station in his car just as the train was leaving. He looked gutted.

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By *all-Eddies QosCouple  over a year ago

wirral

Moana.

Again

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By *ewrocksWoman  over a year ago

button moon

Laundry mountain

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By *ookingforlustMan  over a year ago

northants

1 tabby cat, 1 Husky, 1 cereal bar, 1 mug of tea, 1,000,000 cars/vans/lorries......

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By *oris and doris wolvesCouple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Sad low life's on jeremy kyle

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Peppa fucking pig.

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By *ewrocksWoman  over a year ago

button moon


"Peppa fucking pig."

Banned from my house. So fucking irritating.

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By *ookingforlustMan  over a year ago

northants


"Peppa fucking pig."

Don’t knock it. It feels like it was only 5 minutes ago my bambino was glued to the teletubbies and the tweenies. She graduates from uni later this year

I’d give my left nut to be back there.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"One German Shepherd, 5 magpies. Some rabbits and a grey squirrel.

Ooooh magpies:

One for sorrow,

Two for joy,

Three for a girl,

Four for a boy,

Five for silver,

Six for gold,

Seven for a secret,

Never to be told.

Eight for a wish,

Nine for a kiss,

Ten for a bird,

You must not miss.

Silver for you!

I always wondered what happened after 7 magpies "

Ha me too!

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By *uciyassMan  over a year ago

Leeds

Two flatbed trucks on the M1 carrying giant Willy looking objects. Oops me bad they are wind turbines

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By *ookingforlustMan  over a year ago

northants


"One German Shepherd, 5 magpies. Some rabbits and a grey squirrel.

Ooooh magpies:

One for sorrow,

Two for joy,

Three for a girl,

Four for a boy,

Five for silver,

Six for gold,

Seven for a secret,

Never to be told.

Eight for a wish,

Nine for a kiss,

Ten for a bird,

You must not miss.

Silver for you!

I always wondered what happened after 7 magpies

Ha me too! "

My mum used to salute magpies. What’s that all about?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

1 very horny young man who woke me up. He is now sleeping again, until the alarms go off, while I lay here and listen to the birds singing outside

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"One German Shepherd, 5 magpies. Some rabbits and a grey squirrel.

Ooooh magpies:

One for sorrow,

Two for joy,

Three for a girl,

Four for a boy,

Five for silver,

Six for gold,

Seven for a secret,

Never to be told.

Eight for a wish,

Nine for a kiss,

Ten for a bird,

You must not miss.

Silver for you!

I always wondered what happened after 7 magpies

Ha me too!

My mum used to salute magpies. What’s that all about?"

It's because they are bad luck in singles.

Good morning mr magpie. How's your wife and children? And salute.

Apparently it wards it off.

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By *obwithkiltMan  over a year ago

Belton

my duvet!

and my phone with GETUP!!! messages on it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"One German Shepherd, 5 magpies. Some rabbits and a grey squirrel.

Ooooh magpies:

One for sorrow,

Two for joy,

Three for a girl,

Four for a boy,

Five for silver,

Six for gold,

Seven for a secret,

Never to be told.

Eight for a wish,

Nine for a kiss,

Ten for a bird,

You must not miss.

Silver for you!

I always wondered what happened after 7 magpies

Ha me too!

My mum used to salute magpies. What’s that all about?

It's because they are bad luck in singles.

Good morning mr magpie. How's your wife and children? And salute.

Apparently it wards it off. "

I still salute one magpie and say the phrase!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"2 goldfish,one slowly dying I think as it has that bloated thing going on lying at the bottom of the tank . The other one keeps nudging it,it looks like it's looking after it in it's final day's.

Oh!

I remember my very first goldfish as a child, Wilbur. I wrote a poem for his funeral burial in the back garden. Then I got a new goldfish called Loki and one of those fantail and poppy eye black ones called Thor. #pretentiouschild "

Damn it,the new goldfish food I got doesn't sink to the bottom it floats. They didn't have the usual stuff I buy so got these pellets thinking they would sink. Poor thing has no chance now as it can't get up to the top!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

not much other than laptop - kettle - cup of coffee - but i woke in the early hours and couldnt see out of the window for thick fog - quite spooky

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"So far today, I have seen...

...12 Egyptian geese and 3 giraffes.

You?

"

Do you work in a zoo Estella ??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Peppa fucking pig.

Don’t knock it. It feels like it was only 5 minutes ago my bambino was glued to the teletubbies and the tweenies. She graduates from uni later this year

I’d give my left nut to be back there....."

Tweenies aaaaaaaggggghhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A bee, i don't fancy it's chances though with this weather.

Ive seen daffodils in flower too. Surely the seasons are changing.

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By *ookingforlustMan  over a year ago

northants


"One German Shepherd, 5 magpies. Some rabbits and a grey squirrel.

Ooooh magpies:

One for sorrow,

Two for joy,

Three for a girl,

Four for a boy,

Five for silver,

Six for gold,

Seven for a secret,

Never to be told.

Eight for a wish,

Nine for a kiss,

Ten for a bird,

You must not miss.

Silver for you!

I always wondered what happened after 7 magpies

Ha me too!

My mum used to salute magpies. What’s that all about?

It's because they are bad luck in singles.

Good morning mr magpie. How's your wife and children? And salute.

Apparently it wards it off. "

Oh, I feel quite guilty for having her sectioned now........

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A stoma bag and a catheter bag. Lots of paperwork and a church hall.

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

A heron, in a field and we have a cock pheasant in our garden most days.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"2 goldfish,one slowly dying I think as it has that bloated thing going on lying at the bottom of the tank . The other one keeps nudging it,it looks like it's looking after it in it's final day's.

Oh!

I remember my very first goldfish as a child, Wilbur. I wrote a poem for his funeral burial in the back garden. Then I got a new goldfish called Loki and one of those fantail and poppy eye black ones called Thor. #pretentiouschild

Damn it,the new goldfish food I got doesn't sink to the bottom it floats. They didn't have the usual stuff I buy so got these pellets thinking they would sink. Poor thing has no chance now as it can't get up to the top!"

With bloating it could be constipation. If you have frozen garden peas - microwave a small number. Squash them and feed a few of them to your fish. It helps relieve the constipation.

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By *udistnorthantsMan  over a year ago

Desborough

A Stag, two deer, a kestrel, a couple of Red Kites and a load of crows and Magpies.... I like working out in the sticks

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"2 goldfish,one slowly dying I think as it has that bloated thing going on lying at the bottom of the tank . The other one keeps nudging it,it looks like it's looking after it in it's final day's.

Oh!

I remember my very first goldfish as a child, Wilbur. I wrote a poem for his funeral burial in the back garden. Then I got a new goldfish called Loki and one of those fantail and poppy eye black ones called Thor. #pretentiouschild

Damn it,the new goldfish food I got doesn't sink to the bottom it floats. They didn't have the usual stuff I buy so got these pellets thinking they would sink. Poor thing has no chance now as it can't get up to the top!

With bloating it could be constipation. If you have frozen garden peas - microwave a small number. Squash them and feed a few of them to your fish. It helps relieve the constipation."

Oh right thankyou I'll try that. Will they sink though as it's lying on the bottom?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nothing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"2 goldfish,one slowly dying I think as it has that bloated thing going on lying at the bottom of the tank . The other one keeps nudging it,it looks like it's looking after it in it's final day's.

Oh!

I remember my very first goldfish as a child, Wilbur. I wrote a poem for his funeral burial in the back garden. Then I got a new goldfish called Loki and one of those fantail and poppy eye black ones called Thor. #pretentiouschild

Damn it,the new goldfish food I got doesn't sink to the bottom it floats. They didn't have the usual stuff I buy so got these pellets thinking they would sink. Poor thing has no chance now as it can't get up to the top!

With bloating it could be constipation. If you have frozen garden peas - microwave a small number. Squash them and feed a few of them to your fish. It helps relieve the constipation.

Oh right thankyou I'll try that. Will they sink though as it's lying on the bottom? "

Yes if you squash the garden pea.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

1 Black GreatDane

5 Golden retrievers

2 Magpies

1 RedKite

5 or 6 blue tits

1 Robin

3 pigeons

1 black cat

1 Dalmatian

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A gorgeous plumber. He even gave me a certificate,

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

An awesome sunset over the Irish Sea

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By *igeiaWoman  over a year ago

Bristol

Fauna wise? On my walk to work and back a few pigeons, a smattering of seagulls, a pair of swans, 3 smug ducks plus various dogs on leads. Then the slightly boss eyed grey cat from up the road was on my front garden wall when I got in just now. My zoological day has been bookended by two podgy cats in my own house; one much podgier than t'other.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've seen the back of my head... that's not something you see every day, the back of your own head.

Giraffes and geese are a special sight though.

Are you a teacher?

Do you need tuition?"

Always.

Never stop leaning!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Two episodes of The Americans."

And now?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Not much to be honest. Rows and rows of queuing cars heading to Mk. Felt quite liberating heading in the opposite direction almost allegorical. "

Oh how lovely.

Let’s coffee and discuss.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Animal wise the only thing I have seen this morning is a couple of slices of pig,and two eggs"

Yum

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Two men who came around at half seven. The bank balance going down before my not yet fully awake eyes. A bundle of mess to be cleaned and sorted.

Oh and a few squirrels. "

How long before they came?

All night edging?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Things on whatsapp that I cannot unsee

Jelly sweet?

I could go for some snakes "

Wrong. Very wrong.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"One German Shepherd, 5 magpies. Some rabbits and a grey squirrel.

Ooooh magpies:

One for sorrow,

Two for joy,

Three for a girl,

Four for a boy,

Five for silver,

Six for gold,

Seven for a secret,

Never to be told.

Eight for a wish,

Nine for a kiss,

Ten for a bird,

You must not miss.

Silver for you!

I always wondered what happened after 7 magpies "

I didn’t know either and had to look it up! Glad it was useful to all those that didn’t know!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"1 Pooch , 1 Cat , several hundred sausages and 32 Rump Steaks so far !!"

Ooooft.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Taught how to add and subtract negative numbers.

Helped right and listen to about a dozen poems about diversity.

And spent an hour talking about Nelson Mandela and apartheid only to have one kid write and I quote:

"Nelson Mandela was some black guy who used freedom of speech.

"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Just been to check on the tortoise, she's still tucked up safely in her box "

Touché turtle!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A photo of 7 eye wateringly large toys "

Share.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’ve just emerged from immersion in my computer fixing a plethora of issues. Feeling productive.

Now it’s a quick breakfast in front of me before I shower and head off to band rehearsal "

Rusty trombone?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Cars. Big bus.

Deer and rabbits on the lane.

More cars. "

Were they...alive?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Guy/woman in fronts brake lights and a greggs butty latte"

How is gregg? And his butty latte?

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By *icentiousCouple  over a year ago

Up on them there hills

One woofer, two deer, a chuffing great log grabber and HMCR website....

And a box with a new toy for L... mmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I hope you are feeling better today lovely?

I walked my dog really early and saw about 7 deer and 2 flocks of Canadian Geese, or is it a Gaggle?

I also saw a man miss his train to London. He pulled into the station in his car just as the train was leaving. He looked gutted. "

Much. Thank you I’m adulting my probs now. Just a miserable glitch of descent to doom, will be fine.

Good spotting!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Moana.

Again"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Laundry mountain "

How goes it?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Magpies,three so my luck might be changing lol. Couple of Jays and a nuthatch. And tits. Feathered variety.

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By *lmostthereMan  over a year ago

Southampton

Baklava.

Coffee.

Erg.

Bloody queens*

*BBC4.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fetlife updates

Beard clippers

Death of a candle

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Magpies,three so my luck might be changing lol. Couple of Jays and a nuthatch. And tits. Feathered variety. "

Why, are you expecting a baby girl?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've seen the back of my head... that's not something you see every day, the back of your own head.

Giraffes and geese are a special sight though.

Are you a teacher?

Do you need tuition?

Always.

Never stop leaning! "

Absolutely... unless you're a teenager! They know everything already right!

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