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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"W.I.F.E
W... Washing
I... Ironing
F... Food
E... Entertainment xx
Is,she on holiday allowing you on the forum like this"
Lol this is her just posting what I know he would type if he saw and used the forums xx |
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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Oh and I don't mind the washing food and entertainment bit but if he was to hand me the iron id whack him with it whilst hot lol xx"
With that attitude of not allowing him on the forums, thats why I'm looking for a wife with the 3Cs, after that I could just go to the pub, untill she falls asleep.
And then start again the next day |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh and I don't mind the washing food and entertainment bit but if he was to hand me the iron id whack him with it whilst hot lol xx
With that attitude of not allowing him on the forums, thats why I'm looking for a wife with the 3Cs, after that I could just go to the pub, untill she falls asleep.
And then start again the next day"
Ohhhh its not that I don't allow him he's just not that bothered about them x |
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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Apart from Evie, all the lady's seem to be looking for a wife.
So how the f.c.u.k am I going to get one if all of the wife material are looking for the same thing. 
Try a dating site "
And then I'll have to buy flowers |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
"Apart from Evie, all the lady's seem to be looking for a wife.
So how the f.c.u.k am I going to get one if all of the wife material are looking for the same thing.
Try a dating site
And then I'll have to buy flowers "
You only get out what you put in a swinging site may not be the best place to find a wife.. Try ads and geekys thread |
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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Apart from Evie, all the lady's seem to be looking for a wife.
So how the f.c.u.k am I going to get one if all of the wife material are looking for the same thing.
Try a dating site
And then I'll have to buy flowers
You only get out what you put in a swinging site may not be the best place to find a wife.. Try ads and geekys thread "
I did and they said try a site called fab!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm.free...
What, to take out the bins.
Never! 
Bins are easy.... Wheels.
Not from the kitchen.
See you just don't know what man have to go through, to keep a happy home "
A granny ramp? Obv not strong enough to lift it...
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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"I'm.free...
What, to take out the bins.
Never!
Bins are easy.... Wheels.
Not from the kitchen.
See you just don't know what man have to go through, to keep a happy home
A granny ramp? Obv not strong enough to lift it...
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I agree whole heartedly, my weeks rubbish just fills half a Tesco bag. If I got a wife I would have to think about recycling and green waste.
I might have to rethink this thread,
Hold on ill be back soon |
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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"My man would have to cook, shop and wash up."
But if you filled out the application with your attached CV with the required minimum 3Cs
You have a happy Man, and what more should a true wife want xx |
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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Human,
Useless
Species
But
Admits
No wrong
Doing
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Your statement actually says that your a honest woman, by admitting even when wrong your right.
So that concluded that I will always be right.
Question, have you got your CV with the 3Cs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My man would have to cook, shop and wash up.
But if you filled out the application with your attached CV with the required minimum 3Cs
You have a happy Man, and what more should a true wife want xx"
A man who cooks, shops and washes up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m that wife. But I’m taken. Can we have men that take the bins out. And close the toilet ???????????
This is one reason I prefer staying single! "
You don't live with a grown up son then? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m that wife. But I’m taken. Can we have men that take the bins out. And close the toilet ??????????? "
It's as easy to close the seat, infact easier to close than it is to open! Bloody equality gone to far if you ask me. You'll want equal pay and the right to vote next!  |
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