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By *iew OP Man over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

Shark warning on the beach...

Told not to go in the water...

Goes in and loses his legs...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shark warning on the beach...

Told not to go in the water...

Goes in and loses his legs..."

Saw this and was gobsmacked..why do some people think they are immune to the dangers of the water ?

those there knew well enough and told him, silly silly man

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By *iew OP Man over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

it is akin to people going hill climbing during the winter and there is heavy snow forecast..

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

Loser.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

"Loser."

put your bum back on!!!!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

And you can bet your life if there is a way to claim compensation he will!

i know its very sad of him to lose his legs but the warnings were there, bith the flags and people actually telling him not to go in because of the shark!

I just hope to god they dont go after the shark now as so often is the case

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We agree bloody nuts anyways go on someone stick yer head into the fire

"Shark warning on the beach...

Told not to go in the water...

Goes in and loses his legs..."

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By *oDownEasyMan over a year ago

Ayrshire

Maybe he thought the shark would heed the warning & go away! What a plonker!

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

"Loser.

put your bum back on!!!!

LOL every time I put my face on I'm immediately told to put my arse on.

I don't know how to take that.

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

"And you can bet your life if there is a way to claim compensation he will!"

As he walked into the sea he said 'If I die blame me not the sharks.' So it looks like the sharks are safe from litigation.

What a total spanner though.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

class nobhead

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

"Loser.

put your bum back on!!!!

LOL every time I put my face on I'm immediately told to put my arse on.

I don't know how to take that.

bum or torso - happy either way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shark warning on the beach...

Told not to go in the water...

Goes in and loses his legs..."

Heard that on the news this morning. Absolutely no sympathy for the stupid man!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shark warning on the beach...

Told not to go in the water...

Goes in and loses his legs..."

but just think about what he'll save in shoes and socks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What a total pillock

No regard for his or anyone else's safety

The guy who came to his rescue was a very brave man indeed.

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"Shark warning on the beach...

Told not to go in the water...

Goes in and loses his legs...

but just think about what he'll save in shoes and socks "

PMSL, funny in a baaaaaaaaaaaaad way

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By *atisfy janeWoman over a year ago

Torquay

I heard he is planning to put in a claim against the beach lifeguards,

I don't think he's got a leg to stand on.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

got a link?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shark warning on the beach...

Told not to go in the water...

Goes in and loses his legs..."

It's the same for the single guys on here, there warned not to message people but do and then get eaten alive

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Shark warning on the beach...

Told not to go in the water...

Goes in and loses his legs..."

And I thought my brother was bad losing the inflatable dinghy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I heard he is planning to put in a claim against the beach lifeguards,

I don't think he's got a leg to stand on....."

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By *umourCouple over a year ago

Rushden

"I heard he is planning to put in a claim against the beach lifeguards,

I don't think he's got a leg to stand on....."

Oh, you wicked, wicked lady!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I heard he is planning to put in a claim against the beach lifeguards,

I don't think he's got a leg to stand on....."

Oh Jane

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By *ensualfire88Man over a year ago

Edinburgh

He's not half the man he used to be.

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By *ashful BazMan over a year ago

poole dorset

I did not want to go near the water after watching the movie Jaws, I was only a nipper and shit myself when I went out on a boat afterwards.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"it is akin to people going hill climbing during the winter and there is heavy snow forecast.."

yip i am with you on that. As if the mountain rescue arent busy enough!

Some peeps are idiots!

Shark in the water disnae mean go in just to check.

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By *andKCouple over a year ago

Norfolk

I'll let you know how many sharks we see when we get back from holiday

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I heard he is planning to put in a claim against the beach lifeguards,

I don't think he's got a leg to stand on....."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

At least he stands to save money on shoes

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By *amschwingerzCouple over a year ago

West

If he was reading this forum he would be stumped for an answer and make no mistake!

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple over a year ago

Bolton

Natural selection at it's best! Z

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Loser.

put your bum back on!!!!

he can't - he went swimming.

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By *amschwingerzCouple over a year ago

West

"Loser.

put your bum back on!!!!

he can't - he went swimming."

Now he goes 'bobbing'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
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"Loser.

put your bum back on!!!!

he can't - he went swimming.

Now he goes 'bobbing'"

Hahaha!

should'nt laugh but I could'nt help it

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