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Something really strange happened

By *or Fox Sake OP Couple over a year ago

Thornaby

Was recently staying in a hotel in London where they were staging an international chess tournament.

I was nipping out for a pint so was in the checking in area when I overheard the tournament competitors talking.

All they were doing was going on about how they'd shagged this person or that person, what they'd done to the chambermaid etc.

Only when I realized what time of year it was did it make sense.

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer

I'll get my coat.....

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Actually laughed out loud

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?

He only comes once a year

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?

He only comes once a year

That's even worse

By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What did the banana say to the vibrator?

"I don't know why you are shaking, she's going to eat me"

By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Was recently staying in a hotel in London where they were staging an international chess tournament.

I was nipping out for a pint so was in the checking in area when I overheard the tournament competitors talking.

All they were doing was going on about how they'd shagged this person or that person, what they'd done to the chambermaid etc.

Only when I realized what time of year it was did it make sense.

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer

I'll get my coat....."

By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

2 snowmen standing in a field, one says to the other 'can you smell carrots'..

I know..

But it still tickles me..