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over a year ago
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"Just sat in my hotel room enjoying some seedless grapes but they've got a bit of a salty taste on the skin..... Do you think someone has jizzed on them?! "
Probably, to encourage you to break open the drinks.  |
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"Just sat in my hotel room enjoying some seedless grapes but they've got a bit of a salty taste on the skin..... Do you think someone has jizzed on them?! "
Going by previous fab threads it wouldn't surprise me.
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"Just sat in my hotel room enjoying some seedless grapes but they've got a bit of a salty taste on the skin..... Do you think someone has jizzed on them?!
Probably, to encourage you to break open the drinks. "
Mr Schweppes is going to extremes these days! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Rinse under tap
I quite like jizz though
I was about to say why are you moaning when you love the saltiness haha "
Not sure I could continue to eat them mind |
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"Just sat in my hotel room enjoying some seedless grapes but they've got a bit of a salty taste on the skin..... Do you think someone has jizzed on them?! "
Sounds like it's sour grapes and you've got a personal issue with tesco
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"Just sat in my hotel room enjoying some seedless grapes but they've got a bit of a salty taste on the skin..... Do you think someone has jizzed on them?! "
We now know the real reason!! If you’ve got jiz in your mouth everything tastes of jiz |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
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"Next time buy the popcorn grapes, they have a popcorn taste. Not the salty type either."
nooo.... popcorn grapes are bad....
candy floss grapes.... best thing every invented!!!! |
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"Just sat in my hotel room enjoying some seedless grapes but they've got a bit of a salty taste on the skin..... Do you think someone has jizzed on them?! "
You could give them to your lecturer,as compensation for not doing your homework
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"Just sat in my hotel room enjoying some seedless grapes but they've got a bit of a salty taste on the skin..... Do you think someone has jizzed on them?!
You could give them to your lecturer,as compensation for not doing your homework
(Light hearted enough ?) "
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