So I had a lovely lady wank last night, I was exhausted and fell asleep in the rather extensive wet patch. ( I squirted a little, a lot actually)
This morning I woke to a smell not too dissimilar to that of a fishermans wellington left in the corner of a subway on a sunny day.
What is that about?
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"So I had a lovely lady wank last night, I was exhausted and fell asleep in the rather extensive wet patch. ( I squirted a little, a lot actually)
This morning I woke to a smell not too dissimilar to that of a fishermans wellington left in the corner of a subway on a sunny day.
What is that about?
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I guess you pissed the bed? |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
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"So I had a lovely lady wank last night, I was exhausted and fell asleep in the rather extensive wet patch. ( I squirted a little, a lot actually)
This morning I woke to a smell not too dissimilar to that of a fishermans wellington left in the corner of a subway on a sunny day.
What is that about?
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Fishy fanny?  |
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"So I had a lovely lady wank last night, I was exhausted and fell asleep in the rather extensive wet patch. ( I squirted a little, a lot actually)
This morning I woke to a smell not too dissimilar to that of a fishermans wellington left in the corner of a subway on a sunny day.
What is that about?
I guess you pissed the bed?"
Fisht piss?! |
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"So I had a lovely lady wank last night, I was exhausted and fell asleep in the rather extensive wet patch. ( I squirted a little, a lot actually)
This morning I woke to a smell not too dissimilar to that of a fishermans wellington left in the corner of a subway on a sunny day.
What is that about?
Fishy fanny? "
I'm clean thanks. It was the bed, not me |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
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"So I had a lovely lady wank last night, I was exhausted and fell asleep in the rather extensive wet patch. ( I squirted a little, a lot actually)
This morning I woke to a smell not too dissimilar to that of a fishermans wellington left in the corner of a subway on a sunny day.
What is that about?
Fishy fanny?
I'm clean thanks. It was the bed, not me "
Oh, I didn't mean it as an insult, I was just making a joke. I thought the whole thread was a piss take |
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"So I had a lovely lady wank last night, I was exhausted and fell asleep in the rather extensive wet patch. ( I squirted a little, a lot actually)
This morning I woke to a smell not too dissimilar to that of a fishermans wellington left in the corner of a subway on a sunny day.
What is that about?
Fishy fanny?
I'm clean thanks. It was the bed, not me
Oh, I didn't mean it as an insult, I was just making a joke. I thought the whole thread was a piss take"
I went and got hosed out on Saturday, it's very refreshing.  |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
"So I had a lovely lady wank last night, I was exhausted and fell asleep in the rather extensive wet patch. ( I squirted a little, a lot actually)
This morning I woke to a smell not too dissimilar to that of a fishermans wellington left in the corner of a subway on a sunny day.
What is that about?
Fishy fanny?
I'm clean thanks. It was the bed, not me
Oh, I didn't mean it as an insult, I was just making a joke. I thought the whole thread was a piss take
I went and got hosed out on Saturday, it's very refreshing. "
I've thought about doing that, I was worried about getting a frosty fanny |
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"So I had a lovely lady wank last night, I was exhausted and fell asleep in the rather extensive wet patch. ( I squirted a little, a lot actually)
This morning I woke to a smell not too dissimilar to that of a fishermans wellington left in the corner of a subway on a sunny day.
What is that about?
Fishy fanny?
I'm clean thanks. It was the bed, not me
Oh, I didn't mean it as an insult, I was just making a joke. I thought the whole thread was a piss take
I went and got hosed out on Saturday, it's very refreshing.
I've thought about doing that, I was worried about getting a frosty fanny "
The things that come out. |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
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"So I had a lovely lady wank last night, I was exhausted and fell asleep in the rather extensive wet patch. ( I squirted a little, a lot actually)
This morning I woke to a smell not too dissimilar to that of a fishermans wellington left in the corner of a subway on a sunny day.
What is that about?
Fishy fanny?
I'm clean thanks. It was the bed, not me
Oh, I didn't mean it as an insult, I was just making a joke. I thought the whole thread was a piss take
I went and got hosed out on Saturday, it's very refreshing.
I've thought about doing that, I was worried about getting a frosty fanny
The things that come out. "
I can only imagine, a guy once lost his watch when he was with me, I'm wondering if it would get washed out |
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"So I had a lovely lady wank last night, I was exhausted and fell asleep in the rather extensive wet patch. ( I squirted a little, a lot actually)
This morning I woke to a smell not too dissimilar to that of a fishermans wellington left in the corner of a subway on a sunny day.
What is that about?
Fishy fanny?
I'm clean thanks. It was the bed, not me
Oh, I didn't mean it as an insult, I was just making a joke. I thought the whole thread was a piss take
I went and got hosed out on Saturday, it's very refreshing.
I've thought about doing that, I was worried about getting a frosty fanny
The things that come out. "
Lost hair bobbles? Wine corks? Spare hankies? |
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"So I had a lovely lady wank last night, I was exhausted and fell asleep in the rather extensive wet patch. ( I squirted a little, a lot actually)
This morning I woke to a smell not too dissimilar to that of a fishermans wellington left in the corner of a subway on a sunny day.
What is that about?
Fishy fanny?
I'm clean thanks. It was the bed, not me
Oh, I didn't mean it as an insult, I was just making a joke. I thought the whole thread was a piss take
I went and got hosed out on Saturday, it's very refreshing.
I've thought about doing that, I was worried about getting a frosty fanny
The things that come out.
I can only imagine, a guy once lost his watch when he was with me, I'm wondering if it would get washed out"
Might be worth a buck |
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"So I had a lovely lady wank last night, I was exhausted and fell asleep in the rather extensive wet patch. ( I squirted a little, a lot actually)
This morning I woke to a smell not too dissimilar to that of a fishermans wellington left in the corner of a subway on a sunny day.
What is that about?
I guess you pissed the bed?"
Yep I'd go with that  |
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so let me get this straight..
you had a lady wank, hosed the bed like a fireman putting out a forest fire and when you woke you was greeted by an aroma of fish guts and ragworm with just a hint of rubber and a soupcon of cheese with just the subtlest after aroma of piss..
Hmmmm...sounds much like a bottle of Picapol de pinet I had recently.. |
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"In all seriousness. Is it a memory foam type mattress? They can react with bodily secretions......
I have bought a tarpaulin "
You'll need to Lash yourself to the bed posts so you don't wash off in the night |
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"In all seriousness. Is it a memory foam type mattress? They can react with bodily secretions......
I have bought a tarpaulin
You'll need to Lash yourself to the bed posts so you don't wash off in the night"
Noah who built the ark.... |
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"So I had a lovely lady wank last night, I was exhausted and fell asleep in the rather extensive wet patch. ( I squirted a little, a lot actually)
This morning I woke to a smell not too dissimilar to that of a fishermans wellington left in the corner of a subway on a sunny day.
What is that about?
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No idea what its about, but you should bottle it up and sell it, some folk will buy anything. |
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"So I had a lovely lady wank last night, I was exhausted and fell asleep in the rather extensive wet patch. ( I squirted a little, a lot actually)
This morning I woke to a smell not too dissimilar to that of a fishermans wellington left in the corner of a subway on a sunny day.
What is that about?
Fishy fanny? "
I often wonder what fish smelt like before women started swimming in the sea |
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"In all seriousness. Is it a memory foam type mattress? They can react with bodily secretions......
I have bought a tarpaulin
You'll need to Lash yourself to the bed posts so you don't wash off in the night
Noah who built the ark.... "
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"In all seriousness. Is it a memory foam type mattress? They can react with bodily secretions......
I have bought a tarpaulin
You'll need to Lash yourself to the bed posts so you don't wash off in the night"
I'm quite handy with sheets and knots, pirate heritage....oh and a mop and bucket.. |
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"So I had a lovely lady wank last night, I was exhausted and fell asleep in the rather extensive wet patch. ( I squirted a little, a lot actually)
This morning I woke to a smell not too dissimilar to that of a fishermans wellington left in the corner of a subway on a sunny day.
What is that about?
No idea what its about, but you should bottle it up and sell it, some folk will buy anything. "
you want some? |
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"So I had a lovely lady wank last night, I was exhausted and fell asleep in the rather extensive wet patch. ( I squirted a little, a lot actually)
This morning I woke to a smell not too dissimilar to that of a fishermans wellington left in the corner of a subway on a sunny day.
What is that about?
No idea what its about, but you should bottle it up and sell it, some folk will buy anything. you want some?"
Only if could help in the production process. |
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"In all seriousness. Is it a memory foam type mattress? They can react with bodily secretions......
I have bought a tarpaulin
You'll need to Lash yourself to the bed posts so you don't wash off in the night
I'm quite handy with sheets and knots, pirate heritage....oh and a mop and bucket.."
You are the man I need. |
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