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"Welcome to Geeky's Bar See someone you like say you are in and give then a message, leave a comment or buy them a drink if you are brave enough. Have fun everyone "Good morning my fine man, although I don't think I'm brave enough. I'm right up there with Shaggy from Scooby Do when it comes to courage. | |||
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"Ooo can I wiggle in between you both. I’ll just have a nice still water please but as it’s so cold outside I need warming up x "I don't mind you wiggling in between us and I'm sure Mr Adam wouldn't mind
*passes glass of water to angie*
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"Geeky
Join me for a rum? "Of course miss strumpet
What type I've a variety  | |||
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"Welcome to Geeky's Bar See someone you like say you are in and give then a message, leave a comment or buy them a drink if you are brave enough. Have fun everyone
Good morning my fine man, although I don't think I'm brave enough.
I'm right up there with Shaggy from Scooby Do when it comes to courage. "Good morning Ahh but with shaggy and Scooby it all works out in the end
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"Ooo can I wiggle in between you both. I’ll just have a nice still water please but as it’s so cold outside I need warming up x
I don't mind you wiggling in between us and I'm sure Mr Adam wouldn't mind
*passes glass of water to angie*
"Thank you lovely x | |||
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"Bit early for drinks. I’ll have a mint tea instead. "Mint tea coming right up
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"Geeky
Join me for a rum?
Of course miss strumpet
What type I've a variety "Sailor Jerry's? Can I have it with cranberry though please? And ice...and not too much rum...just realised it's only 10ish....  | |||
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"Ooo can I wiggle in between you both. I’ll just have a nice still water please but as it’s so cold outside I need warming up x
I don't mind you wiggling in between us and I'm sure Mr Adam wouldn't mind
*passes glass of water to angie*
Thank you lovely x "You're very welcome miss Angie | |||
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"Geeky
Join me for a rum?
Of course miss strumpet
What type I've a variety
Sailor Jerry's? Can I have it with cranberry though please? And ice...and not too much rum...just realised it's only 10ish.... "11ish as you wish just a dash of rum as it is a bit Early *passes filthy a sailor Jerry's and cranberry* | |||
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"Put the kettle on. Lemsip for me please....i will sit up the corner and smile sweetly " Would you like honey in that? | |||
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"Think it’ll be a Bloody Mary to start and rid me of a hangover " Coming right up | |||
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"I still have lots of champagne left from Xmas. I'll share it if you're nice (and fit as fook). " Sharing is caring | |||
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"Geeky
Join me for a rum?
Of course miss strumpet
What type I've a variety
Sailor Jerry's? Can I have it with cranberry though please? And ice...and not too much rum...just realised it's only 10ish....
11ish as you wish just a dash of rum as it is a bit Early *passes filthy a sailor Jerry's and cranberry* "Fanks bab | |||
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"I still have lots of champagne left from Xmas. I'll share it if you're nice (and fit as fook). " You could put some fizz in my glass any time! | |||
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"Geeky
Join me for a rum?
Of course miss strumpet
What type I've a variety
Sailor Jerry's? Can I have it with cranberry though please? And ice...and not too much rum...just realised it's only 10ish....
11ish as you wish just a dash of rum as it is a bit Early *passes filthy a sailor Jerry's and cranberry*
Fanks bab "You're very welcome | |||
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"Put the kettle on. Lemsip for me please....i will sit up the corner and smile sweetly Would you like honey in that? "No thanks. I am sweet enough | |||
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"Put the kettle on. Lemsip for me please....i will sit up the corner and smile sweetly Would you like honey in that?
No thanks. I am sweet enough "I thought so with your sweet smile | |||
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"Seeing as it's midday shall I open the cocktail menu "Ooo yes please. I think I’ll start off with a pornstar martini unless you have your specialty ones on offer x | |||
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I need the caffiene today! | |||
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"Americano with a splash of milk please my good barista I need the caffiene today!"Me too. God knows what was served to me earlier.  | |||
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"Americano with a splash of milk please my good barista I need the caffiene today!
Me too. God knows what was served to me earlier.
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"Think I might try sex on the beach please "Certainly. And to drink? | |||
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"Americano with a splash of milk please my good barista I need the caffiene today!
Me too. God knows what was served to me earlier.
Milky mud? "Didn't look tasty did it? | |||
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"Seeing as it's midday shall I open the cocktail menu
Ooo yes please. I think I’ll start off with a pornstar martini unless you have your specialty ones on offer x "Pornstar martini would you like it dirty?
And I'll post a menu of the house cocktails | |||
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"Americano with a splash of milk please my good barista I need the caffiene today!"Coming right up mr g3orgie if you and miss honey would care to take a table I will bring it over to you both | |||
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"Seeing as it's midday shall I open the cocktail menu
Ooo yes please. I think I’ll start off with a pornstar martini unless you have your specialty ones on offer x
Pornstar martini would you like it dirty?
And I'll post a menu of the house cocktails "Oh yes very dirty . And thank you geeky x | |||
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"Seeing as it's midday shall I open the cocktail menu
Ooo yes please. I think I’ll start off with a pornstar martini unless you have your specialty ones on offer x
Pornstar martini would you like it dirty?
And I'll post a menu of the house cocktails
Oh yes very dirty . And thank you geeky x "And what about the Martini teehee! | |||
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"Americano with a splash of milk please my good barista I need the caffiene today!
Coming right up mr g3orgie if you and miss honey would care to take a table I will bring it over to you both "There is only one seat, he will have to perch on my knee. | |||
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"Americano with a splash of milk please my good barista I need the caffiene today!
Coming right up mr g3orgie if you and miss honey would care to take a table I will bring it over to you both
There is only one seat, he will have to perch on my knee. "That's acceptable anything else you'd like with your americano miss honey? | |||
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"Seeing as it's midday shall I open the cocktail menu
Ooo yes please. I think I’ll start off with a pornstar martini unless you have your specialty ones on offer x
Pornstar martini would you like it dirty?
And I'll post a menu of the house cocktails
Oh yes very dirty . And thank you geeky x
And what about the Martini teehee! " | |||
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"Seeing as it's midday shall I open the cocktail menu
Ooo yes please. I think I’ll start off with a pornstar martini unless you have your specialty ones on offer x
Pornstar martini would you like it dirty?
And I'll post a menu of the house cocktails
Oh yes very dirty . And thank you geeky x
And what about the Martini teehee!
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"Americano with a splash of milk please my good barista I need the caffiene today!
Coming right up mr g3orgie if you and miss honey would care to take a table I will bring it over to you both
There is only one seat, he will have to perch on my knee.
That's acceptable anything else you'd like with your americano miss honey? "Some cream and a little sweet treat please | |||
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"What do you recommend for a poorly sick woman in her hospital bed xx" A screaming orgasm? And maybe the same from the cocktail list | |||
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"What do you recommend for a poorly sick woman in her hospital bed xx" Seems mr Adam has a few ideas | |||
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"Cocktail menu Panty dropper The leg spreader Tight snatch Sit on my face Slippery nipple Long comfortable screw Suck, bang, blow Blow-job Red headed slut Screaming orgasm Creamy pussy And for your information these are all real cocktails "I've been looking for a nice redheaded slut for years... | |||
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"Americano with a splash of milk please my good barista I need the caffiene today!
Coming right up mr g3orgie if you and miss honey would care to take a table I will bring it over to you both
There is only one seat, he will have to perch on my knee.
That's acceptable anything else you'd like with your americano miss honey?
Some cream and a little sweet treat please "I'm sure we can sort some cream and something sweet and suckable.......lolly pop? | |||
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"What do you recommend for a poorly sick woman in her hospital bed xx A screaming orgasm? And maybe the same from the cocktail list "Are you offering said orgasm Adam xx | |||
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"I could murder a dirty martini right now. Waiting for my van to be serviced/mot'd, I'm loosing the will to live! " Coming right up miss Phoenix
*passes very dirty martini*
is there anything else I can do for you? | |||
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"I could murder a dirty martini right now. Waiting for my van to be serviced/mot'd, I'm loosing the will to live! Coming right up miss Phoenix
*passes very dirty martini*
is there anything else I can do for you? "A new van? | |||
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"I could murder a dirty martini right now. Waiting for my van to be serviced/mot'd, I'm loosing the will to live! Coming right up miss Phoenix
*passes very dirty martini*
is there anything else I can do for you?
A new van? "I'll see what I've got behind the bar....I've got a toy one that someone left but I don't think that's what you wanted....I'll make some calls | |||
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"Guys when in the toilet - stand close its not as big as you think "Lady's Please keep seated during the whole performance | |||
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"What do you recommend for a poorly sick woman in her hospital bed xx Seems mr Adam has a few ideas "Indeed it seems he does x | |||
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"What do you recommend for a poorly sick woman in her hospital bed xx A screaming orgasm? And maybe the same from the cocktail list
Are you offering said orgasm Adam xx"Of course, unless you can get it on the NHS? | |||
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"What do you recommend for a poorly sick woman in her hospital bed xx A screaming orgasm? And maybe the same from the cocktail list
Are you offering said orgasm Adam xx
Of course, unless you can get it on the NHS? "You could always get one of the nurses to join us im sure you'd enjoy a nice fmf xx | |||
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"I could murder a dirty martini right now. Waiting for my van to be serviced/mot'd, I'm loosing the will to live! Coming right up miss Phoenix
*passes very dirty martini*
is there anything else I can do for you?
A new van?
I'll see what I've got behind the bar....I've got a toy one that someone left but I don't think that's what you wanted....I'll make some calls "Needs to be big enough to get my kayaks, boards & bikes in! | |||
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"Just a flat white one sugar pls... " Coming right up miss Herts | |||
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"I could murder a dirty martini right now. Waiting for my van to be serviced/mot'd, I'm loosing the will to live! Coming right up miss Phoenix
*passes very dirty martini*
is there anything else I can do for you?
A new van?
I'll see what I've got behind the bar....I've got a toy one that someone left but I don't think that's what you wanted....I'll make some calls
Needs to be big enough to get my kayaks, boards & bikes in! "Bigger the better then | |||
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"Mines a Cherry Vodka straight up! lots of ice please. Thankyouuuuuuuu x " *passes cherry vodka with lots of ice* would you like a glacier cherry? And care for something sweet from behind the bar | |||
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"Seeing as I'm at work...either a milky coffee or a large pineapple juice please " Milky tea coming right up... would you like a biscuit? | |||
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"Seeing as I'm at work...either a milky coffee or a large pineapple juice please Milky tea coming right up... would you like a biscuit? "A biscuit would be nice seeing as you have ran out of coffee  | |||
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"Seeing as I'm at work...either a milky coffee or a large pineapple juice please Milky tea coming right up... would you like a biscuit?
A biscuit would be nice seeing as you have ran out of coffee "Oops my bad  a milky coffee coming right up with a barrel of biscuits my apologies | |||
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"Seeing as I'm at work...either a milky coffee or a large pineapple juice please Milky tea coming right up... would you like a biscuit?
A biscuit would be nice seeing as you have ran out of coffee
Oops my bad a milky coffee coming right up with a barrel of biscuits my apologies "Now that, boys and girls, is perfect customer service and excellent apology | |||
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"What do you recommend for a poorly sick woman in her hospital bed xx A screaming orgasm? And maybe the same from the cocktail list
Are you offering said orgasm Adam xx
Of course, unless you can get it on the NHS?
You could always get one of the nurses to join us im sure you'd enjoy a nice fmf xx"I think a male nurse or a female nurse with me would help you to feel better | |||
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"What do you recommend for a poorly sick woman in her hospital bed xx A screaming orgasm? And maybe the same from the cocktail list
Are you offering said orgasm Adam xx
Of course, unless you can get it on the NHS?
You could always get one of the nurses to join us im sure you'd enjoy a nice fmf xx
I think a male nurse or a female nurse with me would help you to feel better "Ex nurse here to help. And thanks for the offer regards the sex on the beach earlier | |||
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"I was hoping for sex on the beach, but then I got called away. I fancy something long and pleasurable. Pint a lager cheers. It's a bit early....but hey ho." Long and pleasurable I think we can sort that and the lager
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"I was hoping for sex on the beach, but then I got called away. I fancy something long and pleasurable. Pint a lager cheers. It's a bit early....but hey ho. Long and pleasurable I think we can sort that and the lager
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"I was hoping for sex on the beach, but then I got called away. I fancy something long and pleasurable. Pint a lager cheers. It's a bit early....but hey ho. Long and pleasurable I think we can sort that and the lager
"*bows* at your service miss lizzy | |||
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"Welcome to Geeky's Bar See someone you like say you are in and give then a message, leave a comment or buy them a drink if you are brave enough. Have fun everyone
Good morning my fine man, although I don't think I'm brave enough.
I'm right up there with Shaggy from Scooby Do when it comes to courage. "Hey Shaggy, I'm Daphne. So why don't you pull up a stool next to me. | |||
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"Dam. My pager has gone off. Best dash to the rescue.....see you all again. Thanks Geeky....been luverly xx When are ya open again? Will try n bob in "Open 24/7 and it has been very lovely miss lizzy see you again soon | |||
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"Welcome to Geeky's Bar See someone you like say you are in and give then a message, leave a comment or buy them a drink if you are brave enough. Have fun everyone
Good morning my fine man, although I don't think I'm brave enough.
I'm right up there with Shaggy from Scooby Do when it comes to courage.
Hey Shaggy, I'm Daphne. So why don't you pull up a stool next to me. "Ooh I think I could summon up the courage for that, perhaps I'll bring an enormous salami and pastrami sandwich. | |||
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"Welcome to Geeky's Bar See someone you like say you are in and give then a message, leave a comment or buy them a drink if you are brave enough. Have fun everyone
Good morning my fine man, although I don't think I'm brave enough.
I'm right up there with Shaggy from Scooby Do when it comes to courage.
Hey Shaggy, I'm Daphne. So why don't you pull up a stool next to me.
Ooh I think I could summon up the courage for that, perhaps I'll bring an enormous salami and pastrami sandwich. "What did I say.... always works out in the end for shaggy and scooby | |||
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"Good morning my fine man, although I don't think I'm brave enough. I'm right up there with Shaggy from Scooby Do when it comes to courage.
Hey Shaggy, I'm Daphne. So why don't you pull up a stool next to me.
Ooh I think I could summon up the courage for that, perhaps I'll bring an enormous salami and pastrami sandwich. "Just bring the salami, I've got baps | |||
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"Good morning my fine man, although I don't think I'm brave enough. I'm right up there with Shaggy from Scooby Do when it comes to courage.
Hey Shaggy, I'm Daphne. So why don't you pull up a stool next to me.
Ooh I think I could summon up the courage for that, perhaps I'll bring an enormous salami and pastrami sandwich.
Just bring the salami, I've got baps "Very very nice ones, I'm sure they taste great. | |||
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"Good morning my fine man, although I don't think I'm brave enough. I'm right up there with Shaggy from Scooby Do when it comes to courage.
Hey Shaggy, I'm Daphne. So why don't you pull up a stool next to me.
Ooh I think I could summon up the courage for that, perhaps I'll bring an enormous salami and pastrami sandwich.
Just bring the salami, I've got baps "*snigger* | |||
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"Good morning my fine man, although I don't think I'm brave enough. I'm right up there with Shaggy from Scooby Do when it comes to courage.
Hey Shaggy, I'm Daphne. So why don't you pull up a stool next to me.
Ooh I think I could summon up the courage for that, perhaps I'll bring an enormous salami and pastrami sandwich.
Just bring the salami, I've got baps "Dare I venture, nice buns too | |||
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"Hey Shaggy, I'm Daphne. So why don't you pull up a stool next to me.
Ooh I think I could summon up the courage for that, perhaps I'll bring an enormous salami and pastrami sandwich.
Just bring the salami, I've got baps
Very very nice ones, I'm sure they taste great. "Thank you kindly. Sadly they're not as voluptuous as Velma's but I bring stawberries to compensate. | |||
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"Hey Shaggy, I'm Daphne. So why don't you pull up a stool next to me.
Ooh I think I could summon up the courage for that, perhaps I'll bring an enormous salami and pastrami sandwich.
Just bring the salami, I've got baps
Very very nice ones, I'm sure they taste great.
Thank you kindly. Sadly they're not as voluptuous as Velma's but I bring stawberries to compensate. "I think I've got a new favourite. | |||
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"Oi alkies what are you doing having a piss up while I'm working my fingers to the bone
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"Hey Shaggy, I'm Daphne. So why don't you pull up a stool next to me.
Ooh I think I could summon up the courage for that, perhaps I'll bring an enormous salami and pastrami sandwich.
Just bring the salami, I've got baps
Very very nice ones, I'm sure they taste great.
Thank you kindly. Sadly they're not as voluptuous as Velma's but I bring stawberries to compensate.
I think I've got a new favourite. "I've gone all shy. | |||
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"Hey Shaggy, I'm Daphne. So why don't you pull up a stool next to me.
Ooh I think I could summon up the courage for that, perhaps I'll bring an enormous salami and pastrami sandwich.
Just bring the salami, I've got baps
Very very nice ones, I'm sure they taste great.
Thank you kindly. Sadly they're not as voluptuous as Velma's but I bring stawberries to compensate.
I think I've got a new favourite.
I've gone all shy. "Yoyks not too shy I hope. | |||
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"Oi alkies what are you doing having a piss up while I'm working my fingers to the bone
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"Thread killer much "Shhh i'm hiding behind the bar still drinking | |||
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"What do you recommend for a poorly sick woman in her hospital bed xx A screaming orgasm? And maybe the same from the cocktail list
Are you offering said orgasm Adam xx
Of course, unless you can get it on the NHS?
You could always get one of the nurses to join us im sure you'd enjoy a nice fmf xx
I think a male nurse or a female nurse with me would help you to feel better "Well id let you decide to be fair my consultant is fit id not object to him joining us xx | |||
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"Thread killer much
Shhh i'm hiding behind the bar still drinking "Are you trying to get me d*unk to seduce me? If not, why not? | |||
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"What do you recommend for a poorly sick woman in her hospital bed xx A screaming orgasm? And maybe the same from the cocktail list
Are you offering said orgasm Adam xx
Of course, unless you can get it on the NHS?
You could always get one of the nurses to join us im sure you'd enjoy a nice fmf xx
I think a male nurse or a female nurse with me would help you to feel better
Ex nurse here to help. And thanks for the offer regards the sex on the beach earlier "Adam think we have have found our nurse xx | |||
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Shhh i'm hiding behind the bar still drinking "If you are looking for the Scooby snacks they are in my pocket...you'd best have a rummage round | |||
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"What do you recommend for a poorly sick woman in her hospital bed xx A screaming orgasm? And maybe the same from the cocktail list
Are you offering said orgasm Adam xx
Of course, unless you can get it on the NHS?
You could always get one of the nurses to join us im sure you'd enjoy a nice fmf xx
I think a male nurse or a female nurse with me would help you to feel better
Ex nurse here to help. And thanks for the offer regards the sex on the beach earlier
Adam think we have have found our nurse xx"Cool, take 5 orgasms for the next hour and repeat for the rest of the day | |||
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"Mines a Cherry Vodka straight up! lots of ice please. Thankyouuuuuuuu x *passes cherry vodka with lots of ice* would you like a glacier cherry? And care for something sweet from behind the bar "No I’m good on the glacier cherry Thankyou ! What you got that’s sweet from behind the bar????  | |||
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"What do you recommend for a poorly sick woman in her hospital bed xx A screaming orgasm? And maybe the same from the cocktail list
Are you offering said orgasm Adam xx
Of course, unless you can get it on the NHS?
You could always get one of the nurses to join us im sure you'd enjoy a nice fmf xx
I think a male nurse or a female nurse with me would help you to feel better
Ex nurse here to help. And thanks for the offer regards the sex on the beach earlier
Adam think we have have found our nurse xx
Cool, take 5 orgasms for the next hour and repeat for the rest of the day "Well you best get here soon please xx | |||
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"Mines a Cherry Vodka straight up! lots of ice please. Thankyouuuuuuuu x *passes cherry vodka with lots of ice* would you like a glacier cherry? And care for something sweet from behind the bar
No I’m good on the glacier cherry Thankyou !
What you got that’s sweet from behind the bar???? "Me! | |||
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"Thread killer much
Shhh i'm hiding behind the bar still drinking
If you are looking for the Scooby snacks they are in my pocket...you'd best have a rummage round "Well I was looking for the nuts but sure, show me what you've got. | |||
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"Mines a Cherry Vodka straight up! lots of ice please. Thankyouuuuuuuu x *passes cherry vodka with lots of ice* would you like a glacier cherry? And care for something sweet from behind the bar
No I’m good on the glacier cherry Thankyou !
What you got that’s sweet from behind the bar???? "Well nothing special.....just a few suckables....lollies, gobstoppers, rosey apples, bon bon's.....me | |||
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Shhh i'm hiding behind the bar still drinking
If you are looking for the Scooby snacks they are in my pocket...you'd best have a rummage round
Well I was looking for the nuts but sure, show me what you've got. "Beware what you wish for | |||
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"Afternoon all...... Heavens! it's quiet in here, Are you all nursing hangovers or just passed out on the table? Geeky might I have a cola and lime please. "I'm still here and wouldn't mind another caffeine hit...or a fruit juice.... pleasantly hangover free | |||
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"I'm still here and wouldn't mind another caffeine hit...or a fruit juice.... pleasantly hangover free "You can have a coffee on me. How do you like it? | |||
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"I'm still here and wouldn't mind another caffeine hit...or a fruit juice.... pleasantly hangover free
You can have a coffee on me. How do you like it?"White no sugar please.... oh and could you be a dear and put the milk in first | |||
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"I could really do with a drink or ten, what a wanky day "What'll it be? Looks like it's self service, I think Geeky has nodded off | |||
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"White no sugar please.... oh and could you be a dear and put the milk in first "Just a splash or the whole cow? | |||
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"I could really do with a drink or ten, what a wanky day
What'll it be? Looks like it's self service, I think Geeky has nodded off "Crack open the bubbles Let’s drink champagne and party like it’s 1999 .... again ! If only | |||
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"I could really do with a drink or ten, what a wanky day
What'll it be? Looks like it's self service, I think Geeky has nodded off
Crack open the bubbles
Let’s drink champagne and party like it’s 1999 .... again !
If only "In true 1999 fashion Wassssssuuup! | |||
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"I could really do with a drink or ten, what a wanky day
What'll it be? Looks like it's self service, I think Geeky has nodded off
Crack open the bubbles
Let’s drink champagne and party like it’s 1999 .... again !
If only
In true 1999 fashion Wassssssuuup!"So it's a Pepsi for you. Other brands of cola are available. | |||
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"Sorry everyone for disappearing hope you are all having a good day "Was my request so scary xx | |||
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"Sorry everyone for disappearing hope you are all having a good day
Was my request so scary xx"No I'm just struggling atm sorry | |||
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"In Who likes spiced rum? "I like spiced rum and I know a few of the ladies like it as well and one in particular | |||
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"Sorry everyone for disappearing hope you are all having a good day
Was my request so scary xx
No I'm just struggling atm sorry "Sorry to hear this I know exactly what you mean I've been in hospital twice this year 7 days out of 10 thankfully I'm home now. Hope your feeling better soon geeky your a lovely guy and deserve a break xx | |||
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"In Who likes spiced rum?
I like spiced rum and I know a few of the ladies like it as well and one in particular "Rum, ginger beer and lime Perfect | |||
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"I could really do with a drink or ten, what a wanky day
What'll it be? Looks like it's self service, I think Geeky has nodded off
Crack open the bubbles
Let’s drink champagne and party like it’s 1999 .... again !
If only
In true 1999 fashion Wassssssuuup!"Wasssssssssuuuuuuup ! | |||
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"Well hello, am i too late to the party? " No pull up a chair, what’s your poison? X | |||
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"Ill have a nice brandy if i may x"Ok, would you like ice or anything else to go with that x | |||
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"Anything you have left lying around will do perfectly xx"One large brandy and ice . Help yourself to a selection of treats x | |||
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"Safety first. I'll hit the rum and keep the winter bugs away." A large rum for you then x | |||
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"Anything you have left lying around will do perfectly xx
One large brandy and ice . Help yourself to a selection of treats x "May i ask what the selection may be lol x | |||
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"Anything you have left lying around will do perfectly xx
One large brandy and ice . Help yourself to a selection of treats x
May i ask what the selection may be lol x"Oh we have a selection of nuts and crisps behind the bar. And some delicious ladies to flirt with x | |||
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"Anything you have left lying around will do perfectly xx
One large brandy and ice . Help yourself to a selection of treats x
May i ask what the selection may be lol x
Oh we have a selection of nuts and crisps behind the bar. And some delicious ladies to flirt with x "Well i may stop by the snack table after finding out which beaitiful ladies are still here to chat x | |||
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"Safety first. I'll hit the rum and keep the winter bugs away. A large rum for you then x "Your welcome here to fill your boots. I currently all inclusive in Malaga so the price is right. | |||
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"Anything you have left lying around will do perfectly xx
One large brandy and ice . Help yourself to a selection of treats x
May i ask what the selection may be lol x
Oh we have a selection of nuts and crisps behind the bar. And some delicious ladies to flirt with x
Well i may stop by the snack table after finding out which beaitiful ladies are still here to chat x ". Oh well have fun x | |||
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"Safety first. I'll hit the rum and keep the winter bugs away. A large rum for you then x
Your welcome here to fill your boots. I currently all inclusive in Malaga so the price is right."That sounds great, all that sun as well x | |||
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"In true 1999 fashion Wassssssuuup! Wasssssssssuuuuuuup!" Evening All, Barkeep, a drink if you will be so kind
How are we all? | |||
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"Good evening I fancy a G @ T with lemon. "Mind if I join you there? | |||
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"Anything you have left lying around will do perfectly xx
One large brandy and ice . Help yourself to a selection of treats x
May i ask what the selection may be lol x
Oh we have a selection of nuts and crisps behind the bar. And some delicious ladies to flirt with x
Well i may stop by the snack table after finding out which beaitiful ladies are still here to chat x .
Oh well have fun x "Well your the first visit x | |||
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"Good evening I fancy a G @ T with lemon.
Mind if I join you there? "Its not as hot as sex on the beach but yes please pull a chair over | |||
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"Anything you have left lying around will do perfectly xx
One large brandy and ice . Help yourself to a selection of treats x
May i ask what the selection may be lol x
Oh we have a selection of nuts and crisps behind the bar. And some delicious ladies to flirt with x
Well i may stop by the snack table after finding out which beaitiful ladies are still here to chat x .
Oh well have fun x
Well your the first visit x"Oh thank you x | |||
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"Good evening I fancy a G @ T with lemon.
Mind if I join you there?
Its not as hot as sex on the beach but yes please pull a chair over "Why thank you. Maybe sex on the beach next | |||
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"Anything you have left lying around will do perfectly xx
One large brandy and ice . Help yourself to a selection of treats x
May i ask what the selection may be lol x
Oh we have a selection of nuts and crisps behind the bar. And some delicious ladies to flirt with x
Well i may stop by the snack table after finding out which beaitiful ladies are still here to chat x .
Oh well have fun x
Well your the first visit x
Oh thank you x "I would love an oppurtunity to pm you if i could x | |||
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"Anything you have left lying around will do perfectly xx
One large brandy and ice . Help yourself to a selection of treats x
May i ask what the selection may be lol x
Oh we have a selection of nuts and crisps behind the bar. And some delicious ladies to flirt with x
Well i may stop by the snack table after finding out which beaitiful ladies are still here to chat x .
Oh well have fun x
Well your the first visit x
Oh thank you x
I would love an oppurtunity to pm you if i could x"Yes that’s fine x | |||
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"Good evening I fancy a G @ T with lemon.
Mind if I join you there?
Its not as hot as sex on the beach but yes please pull a chair over
Why thank you. Maybe sex on the beach next "Steady tiger | |||
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"Anyone for a drink? "What can i get you? | |||
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"I'm in
I can turn your floppy disk into a Hard Drive "You know all the geek speak to get a guy all flustered | |||
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"Good evening I fancy a G @ T with lemon. "A G@T with lemon coming right up anything else take your fancy behind the bar? | |||
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"Is there dancing? If so, I’ll have a Sailor and ginger ale. I’ll request some funky soul in the juke box" Your more than welcome to show your moves on the dancefloor
Sailor and ginger coming up and the first 5 songs are free on the jukebox | |||
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"Whisky with honey lemon and fresh finger pls.. . Oh and hot water "Hot Winter Jack makes a great hot toddy! | |||
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"Whisky with honey lemon and fresh finger pls.. . Oh and hot water "*passes whiskey with honey and lemon and strokes a finger down your arm * | |||
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"Is there dancing? If so, I’ll have a Sailor and ginger ale. I’ll request some funky soul in the juke box Your more than welcome to show your moves on the dancefloor
Sailor and ginger coming up and the first 5 songs are free on the jukebox "Wonderful news. Got some good grooves here. | |||
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"Whisky with honey lemon and fresh finger pls.. . Oh and hot water
Hot Winter Jack makes a great hot toddy! "It is an amazing winter warmer | |||
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"Is there dancing? If so, I’ll have a Sailor and ginger ale. I’ll request some funky soul in the juke box Your more than welcome to show your moves on the dancefloor
Sailor and ginger coming up and the first 5 songs are free on the jukebox
Wonderful news. Got some good grooves here. "Well we do try to make the customer happy... anything else I can do for you? | |||
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"Can I have a nice cold white wine please x "Of course miss Angie * passes a glass of cold white wine* the rest of the bottle is on me | |||
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