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Ok ladies, let’s get you a date
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ok ladies, let’s see if we can get you a date
You have £10 only to build the man of your dreams
£15 - handsome
£20 - sense of humour
£3 - fart jokes
£15 - perfect size penis
£7 - me
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m getting cheese with my £10. A cheese boyfriend. 
I am very cheesy. But not worth 10 quid. I do have bacon."
I don’t want your pork and cheese!! I’m a ladeeeeee!! |
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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago
Traffic land |
"I’m getting cheese with my £10. A cheese boyfriend.
Thanks for that, I nearly coughed up a lung 
Still poorly? "
Only the annoying end bit where everything causes a coughing fit! Thanks for asking x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m getting cheese with my £10. A cheese boyfriend.
Thanks for that, I nearly coughed up a lung
Still poorly?
Only the annoying end bit where everything causes a coughing fit! Thanks for asking x"
Not lung till it’s all better.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m getting cheese with my £10. A cheese boyfriend.
I am very cheesy. But not worth 10 quid. I do have bacon.
I don’t want your pork and cheese!! I’m a ladeeeeee!!"
I apologise profusely. Name your cheese. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m getting cheese with my £10. A cheese boyfriend.
I am very cheesy. But not worth 10 quid. I do have bacon.
I don’t want your pork and cheese!! I’m a ladeeeeee!!
I apologise profusely. Name your cheese."
He’s called boyfriend. |
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
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"Without going into detail, I've had 'get off your high horse and lets fuck' not quite what I am looking for! 
You have a horse?
Clydesdale perhaps?  "
No but apparently I'm up my own arse and think I am a princess lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m getting cheese with my £10. A cheese boyfriend.
Thanks for that, I nearly coughed up a lung
Still poorly?
Only the annoying end bit where everything causes a coughing fit! Thanks for asking x"
This is what I have atm too
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Without going into detail, I've had 'get off your high horse and lets fuck' not quite what I am looking for!
You have a horse?
Clydesdale perhaps?
No but apparently I'm up my own arse and think I am a princess lol "
Double jointed Princess....
How very flexible |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any ladies wanna join together? Im bi and happy to date as a threesome "
Yes, I will join you so we now have £20 to spend .............. any other ladies wish to jump on board? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m on the market. Not cheap unfortunately so will require multiple ladies to pool resources together. You get what you pay for though.  "
Piss off to your own thread then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m on the market. Not cheap unfortunately so will require multiple ladies to pool resources together. You get what you pay for though.
Piss off to your own thread then "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m on the market. Not cheap unfortunately so will require multiple ladies to pool resources together. You get what you pay for though.
Piss off to your own thread then
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I meant to answer your earlier question.
Pizza burgers come free  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m on the market. Not cheap unfortunately so will require multiple ladies to pool resources together. You get what you pay for though.
Piss off to your own thread then
I meant to answer your earlier question.
Pizza burgers come free "
Excellent. By my reckoning I have 3 quid spare. Happy days. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m on the market. Not cheap unfortunately so will require multiple ladies to pool resources together. You get what you pay for though.
Piss off to your own thread then
I meant to answer your earlier question.
Pizza burgers come free
Excellent. By my reckoning I have 3 quid spare. Happy days. "
You sure? The fart jokes are actually pretty funny |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m on the market. Not cheap unfortunately so will require multiple ladies to pool resources together. You get what you pay for though.
Piss off to your own thread then
I meant to answer your earlier question.
Pizza burgers come free
Excellent. By my reckoning I have 3 quid spare. Happy days.
You sure? The fart jokes are actually pretty funny"
Tempting but what can I say? I'm tight  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"ill take the cash and buy myself a bottle of wine and take out and use my toy
win win With a tenner ?? Where do you live ??  "
Where I live you can get one or the other. And then the wine is like piss |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ill take the cash and buy myself a bottle of wine and take out and use my toy
win win With a tenner ?? Where do you live ??
Where I live you can get one or the other. And then the wine is like piss "
wine i have here and spirits
10.00 will just about cover a curry and naan bread |
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