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over a year ago
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Do u know what nemesis means?
Its a ritious infliction or retribusion manifested by a significant agent
Persononified in this case by an orrible cunt
Me
Gotta love snatch
Muhahahahaaaaa |
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The Tao of Steve:
Both men and women want to have sex. It's natural, except we're on different timetables. Women want to have sex, like, y'know, fifteen minutes after us, so alright, if you hold out for twenty she'll be chasing you for five.
Well, that's Male Insanity Syndrome. Ya know, that is just you're with a woman and no matter how cool she is, you're always thinking "Maybe I could do a little better or I could trade up somehow."
Dex: You think it's more honest to pretend to listen to a woman when you're just thinking about getting laid.
Dave: I think it's more honest than pretending I don't wanna get laid, ya know?
Dex: That's the whole point. Don't pretend, man. Just really let go of your desire.
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The Wheeler Dealers:
Every man has sex on the brain, like it's some sort of wonder drug... a cure-all for everything: colds, pleurisy, arthritis. I even had a guy once tell me that sex prevents cavities.
Women shouldn't be allowed to have lunch clubs. We gotta keep 'em off-balance, disorganized, clawing and scratching at each other. Otherwise they might turn on us like mad dogs!
You don't go wheelin' 'n' dealin' for money. You do it for fun. Money's just the way you keep score. |
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Ronald Kray: [Notices a weapon held by one of the mob] What is that?
Mike Jobber: Yeah what do you think, poof? It's a fucking tool
Ronald Kray: No it's not it's a fucking rolling pin. What are you, Fanny Craddock? What are you doing with that? Gonna bake me a cake? Sing me a song whilst I blow out me fucking candles?
Ronald Kray: [Lifts jacket, mimicking two guns in his pockets] I come here for a fucking shootout. A proper shootout with some proper men. Like Colonel Custer and Geronimo, you ever heard of them? No. Cause you're too busy in your pinny baking fucking fairy cakes, weren't ya?
Ronald Kray: [Turns to Reggie] Reg. This lot are fucking nonces to a man, they're fucking nonces. Get out of me fucking way, go on, get out, go on, fuck off. Call yourself a fucking gangster.
Ronald Kray: [Turns round angrily before walking out of the pub in a rage] A SHOOTOUT, RIGHT, IS A FUCKING SHOOTOUT! Like a western. WANKERS! Fucking embarrassing, waste of my time. FUCKING waste of my time!
Mike Jobber: Well your brother's done a runner
Reggie Kray: Nah he's just genuinely disappointed with you, that's all.
That whole sequence is worthy...
Right up until Reggie says;
'Paranoid schizophrenic walks into a bar'
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You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - the most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...
[Vizzini stops suddenly, his smile frozen on his face and falls to the ground dead] |
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All right, Clanton... You called down the thunder. Well, now you've got it! You see that? It says "United States Marshal."... Take a good look at him, Ike, because that's how you're gonna end up!... The Cowboys are finished, you understand me?! I see a red sash, I kill the man wearin' it! So run, you cur... RUN! Tell all the other curs the LAW'S coming! You tell 'em I'M coming... and Hell's coming with me, you hear?! Hell's coming with me! |
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I'm ready, man, check it out. I am the *ultimate* badass! State of the badass art! You do not wanna fuck with me. Check it out! Hey Ripley, don't worry. Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you! Check it out! Independently targeting particle beam phalanx. Vwap! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart missiles, phased plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, we got sonic electronic ball breakers! We got nukes, we got knives, sharp sticks... |
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": I never fucked anybody over in my life didn’t have it coming to them. You got that? All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don’t break them for no one. Do you understand? That piece of shit up there, I never liked him, I never trusted him. For all I know he had me set up and had my friend Angel Fernandez killed. But that’s history. I’m here, he’s not. Do you wanna go on with me, you say it. You don’t, then you make a move" Tony Montana- Scarface.
"The loudest one in the room is the weakest one in the room" Frank Lucas- American gangster.
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"Im going to hit you so hard that when you wake up your clothes will be out of style.name the movie its off "
I don't know the movie but it's a quote from a Southside Johnny song from the 70s, a duet with Lee Dorsey called How COme You Treat me So Bad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqV0N1D7EXg |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ronald Kray: [Notices a weapon held by one of the mob] What is that?
Mike Jobber: Yeah what do you think, poof? It's a fucking tool
Ronald Kray: No it's not it's a fucking rolling pin. What are you, Fanny Craddock? What are you doing with that? Gonna bake me a cake? Sing me a song whilst I blow out me fucking candles?
Ronald Kray: [Lifts jacket, mimicking two guns in his pockets] I come here for a fucking shootout. A proper shootout with some proper men. Like Colonel Custer and Geronimo, you ever heard of them? No. Cause you're too busy in your pinny baking fucking fairy cakes, weren't ya?
Ronald Kray: [Turns to Reggie] Reg. This lot are fucking nonces to a man, they're fucking nonces. Get out of me fucking way, go on, get out, go on, fuck off. Call yourself a fucking gangster.
Ronald Kray: [Turns round angrily before walking out of the pub in a rage] A SHOOTOUT, RIGHT, IS A FUCKING SHOOTOUT! Like a western. WANKERS! Fucking embarrassing, waste of my time. FUCKING waste of my time!
Mike Jobber: Well your brother's done a runner
Reggie Kray: Nah he's just genuinely disappointed with you, that's all.
That whole sequence is worthy...
Right up until Reggie says;
'Paranoid schizophrenic walks into a bar'
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Hahahaha! Yes!! This one too! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Im going to hit you so hard that when you wake up your clothes will be out of style.name the movie its off
I don't know the movie but it's a quote from a Southside Johnny song from the 70s, a duet with Lee Dorsey called How COme You Treat me So Bad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqV0N1D7EXg"
its from the film goonies x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do u know what nemesis means?
Its a ritious infliction or retribusion manifested by a significant agent
Persononified in this case by an orrible cunt
Me
Gotta love snatch
Muhahahahaaaaa"
I mean I’m there best there is, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence
Talledega nights Ricky bobby |
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"I could have killed 'em all, I could've killed you. In town you're the law, out here it's me. Don't push it! Don't push it or I'll give you a war you won't believe. Let it go. Let it go! "
Can't hold it back anymore.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself.
Choose your future.
Choose life.
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Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of the evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and goodwill, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper, and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!" |
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"Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of the evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and goodwill, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper, and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!""
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
Hillside desolate |
"Private Pyle I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!.... Classic  "
5foot 9? I didn't know they stacked shit that high. |
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"Private Pyle I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!.... Classic
5foot 9? I didn't know they stacked shit that high. "
This is my rifle, this is my gun!
This is for fighting, this is for fun! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do u know what nemesis means?
Its a ritious infliction or retribusion manifested by a significant agent
Persononified in this case by an orrible cunt
Me
Gotta love snatch
Muhahahahaaaaa"
you talking to me? taxi driver |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
Hillside desolate |
"Private Pyle I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!.... Classic
5foot 9? I didn't know they stacked shit that high.
This is my rifle, this is my gun!
This is for fighting, this is for fun!"
One of my favourite films of all time  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You made me bleed my own blood "
last I heard my gym has shareholders...your gym doesn't even have cup holders
why would I want cup holders
this is my FAVE film, I could quote the whole movie |
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"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die." |
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"Private Pyle I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!.... Classic
5foot 9? I didn't know they stacked shit that high.
This is my rifle, this is my gun!
This is for fighting, this is for fun!
One of my favourite films of all time "
Mine too, though I've not watched it in ages.
Fye dolla, sucky sucky. Me so hoooorny! |
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Gets me every time. 
