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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm not getting anyway near enough profile views or fabs so it is time I upped my game.
Now I can try and write something witty or meaningful in the forums, but all the best catchphrases are taken.
So to try and catch peoples eye, I probably need to get some tempting pictures on the go.
I haven't time to get to the gym to get a six pack, so what can I do?
Sky remote next to my cock?
Gripping my cock that tight so it looks bigger and harder?
Photo's of me hanging out of the back of a lady?
Cake?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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How about a six pack shaped cake, whilst measuring my cock with a chocolate eclair, with a tasteful loo seat in the background, perhaps a Dolly Toilet Roll cozy covering a pink roll of Andrex? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I joined a year ago but tbh only recently started using the site regularly since being advised to use the forums. I think it’s just trial and error with your profile, I’m always tinkering. Just be yourself and honest, any advice is always appreciated. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How about a six pack shaped cake, whilst measuring my cock with a chocolate eclair, with a tasteful loo seat in the background, perhaps a Dolly Toilet Roll cozy covering a pink roll of Andrex?"
With a packet of Maltesers  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"How about a six pack shaped cake, whilst measuring my cock with a chocolate eclair, with a tasteful loo seat in the background, perhaps a Dolly Toilet Roll cozy covering a pink roll of Andrex?
With a packet of Maltesers "
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Find a picture on anothers profile, preferably a forumite as their pictures are always best, screen shot it and without cutting away any of the fab url text or phone battery percentage symbols at the top, set it as your profile pic..
Its a winner every time and no one will notice.. |
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"Find a picture on anothers profile, preferably a forumite as their pictures are always best, screen shot it and without cutting away any of the fab url text or phone battery percentage symbols at the top, set it as your profile pic..
Its a winner every time and no one will notice.. "
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