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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've forgotten how to flirt.
Apparently " let's fuck like racoons behind Wal-Mart" isn't good enough
I need help
Try replacing Wal-Mart with Aldi? "
Come on, show a bit of class will you?? Waitrose..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want you to bend me over and spit in my arsehole
Also not acceptable 
How about if I say please?
Ask nicely "
May I unfurl your rosebud and water it with my lusty saliva, please? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want you to bend me over and spit in my arsehole
Also not acceptable
How about if I say please?
Ask nicely
May I unfurl your rosebud and water it with my lusty saliva, please?
Always  "
Dirty bitch  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've forgotten how to flirt.
Apparently " let's fuck like racoons behind Wal-Mart" isn't good enough
I need help "
I’m sure that would be more than good enough for some of the men who have messaged us in the past |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can show you the world
You can?
Shining, shimmering splendid
I said, BIT OF PRE-COME, SAM?"
See above ^^^
and stop being shouty just cause you lost your virginity! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"[Knicker removed by poster and placed in flirtees pocket at 07/01/18 21:51:35]"
If you want to my lady pants off, you only have to ask YOWD. You know I want to sex you whilst you talk feelings. You’ve had my heart forever. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"[Knicker removed by poster and placed in flirtees pocket at 07/01/18 21:51:35]
If you want to my lady pants off, you only have to ask YOWD. You know I want to sex you whilst you talk feelings. You’ve had my heart forever. "
Take*
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can show you the world
You can?
Shining, shimmering splendid
I said, BIT OF PRE-COME, SAM?
See above ^^^
and stop being shouty just cause you lost your virginity! "
Cock in my mouth means I’m still a virgin.
Doesn’t it?  |
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"I take it up the arse normally raises an interested eyebrow 
The delivery truck? 
is that what you call it
Well it delivers a heavy load, Boom Boom
I told you the food thing doesn't work ^^^  "
Food? How do you eat yours? |
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"I take it up the arse normally raises an interested eyebrow
The delivery truck?
is that what you call it
Well it delivers a heavy load, Boom Boom
I told you the food thing doesn't work ^^^
Food? How do you eat yours? "
Everyone missed my sarnie post  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"[Knicker removed by poster and placed in flirtees pocket at 07/01/18 21:51:35]
If you want to my lady pants off, you only have to ask YOWD. You know I want to sex you whilst you talk feelings. You’ve had my heart forever. "
Feeeeeelings nothing more than feeeeelings....
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"I take it up the arse normally raises an interested eyebrow
The delivery truck?
is that what you call it
Well it delivers a heavy load, Boom Boom
I told you the food thing doesn't work ^^^
Food? How do you eat yours?
Everyone missed my sarnie post "
A sandwich is a thing of beauty, a work of art, a marvel of food engineering.
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"I take it up the arse normally raises an interested eyebrow
The delivery truck?
is that what you call it
Well it delivers a heavy load, Boom Boom
I told you the food thing doesn't work ^^^
Food? How do you eat yours?
Everyone missed my sarnie post "
Not like me to miss a Sandwich |
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"I take it up the arse normally raises an interested eyebrow
The delivery truck?
is that what you call it
Well it delivers a heavy load, Boom Boom
I told you the food thing doesn't work ^^^
Food? How do you eat yours?
Everyone missed my sarnie post
A sandwich is a thing of beauty, a work of art, a marvel of food engineering.
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Unless it is a fish finger sandwich |
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"I've forgotten how to flirt.
Apparently " let's fuck like racoons behind Wal-Mart" isn't good enough
I need help
Racoons? Wal-Mart? Have you emigrated to the new world?
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Whole new world. On Sam's cum stained magic carpet  |
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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago
A world of my own |
"I take it up the arse normally raises an interested eyebrow
The delivery truck?
is that what you call it
Well it delivers a heavy load, Boom Boom
I told you the food thing doesn't work ^^^
Food? How do you eat yours?
Everyone missed my sarnie post
A sandwich is a thing of beauty, a work of art, a marvel of food engineering.
Unless it is a fish finger sandwich "
They are just wrong. |
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"I take it up the arse normally raises an interested eyebrow
The delivery truck?
is that what you call it
Well it delivers a heavy load, Boom Boom
I told you the food thing doesn't work ^^^
Food? How do you eat yours?
Everyone missed my sarnie post
A sandwich is a thing of beauty, a work of art, a marvel of food engineering.
Unless it is a fish finger sandwich They are just wrong. "
Thankyou. I fail to see how the council food of my youth is now a thing
Fucking fish goujons. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've forgotten how to flirt.
Apparently " let's fuck like racoons behind Wal-Mart" isn't good enough
I need help
Racoons? Wal-Mart? Have you emigrated to the new world?
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Just lives in a different one! |
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"I take it up the arse normally raises an interested eyebrow
The delivery truck?
is that what you call it
Well it delivers a heavy load, Boom Boom
I told you the food thing doesn't work ^^^
Food? How do you eat yours?
Everyone missed my sarnie post
A sandwich is a thing of beauty, a work of art, a marvel of food engineering.
Unless it is a fish finger sandwich "
That's just vaguely fishy mush. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can show you the world
You can?
Shining, shimmering splendid
I said, BIT OF PRE-COME, SAM?
See above ^^^
and stop being shouty just cause you lost your virginity!
Cock in my mouth means I’m still a virgin.
Doesn’t it? "
Not in your head |
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"I take it up the arse normally raises an interested eyebrow
The delivery truck?
is that what you call it
Well it delivers a heavy load, Boom Boom
I told you the food thing doesn't work ^^^
Food? How do you eat yours?
Everyone missed my sarnie post
A sandwich is a thing of beauty, a work of art, a marvel of food engineering.
Unless it is a fish finger sandwich "
I love a fish finger sandwich with Dairylea and Mayo, yum yum |
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"You don’t need to flirt.
Just wear a low cut top and learn to make the worlds best sandwich. Men will be drooling all over you before you know it.
I DO make the worlds best sandwich  "
What’s in the sandwich?
I looove talking about sandwiches. |
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"I take it up the arse normally raises an interested eyebrow
The delivery truck?
is that what you call it
Well it delivers a heavy load, Boom Boom
I told you the food thing doesn't work ^^^
Food? How do you eat yours?
Everyone missed my sarnie post
A sandwich is a thing of beauty, a work of art, a marvel of food engineering.
Unless it is a fish finger sandwich
That's just vaguely fishy mush. "
Honey roast ham, davidstow cheddar, rocket and lambs lettuce with onion chutney and mayo in seeded fat bread.
Sexy as fuck.
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
Hull |
"I take it up the arse normally raises an interested eyebrow
The delivery truck?
is that what you call it
Well it delivers a heavy load, Boom Boom
I told you the food thing doesn't work ^^^
Food? How do you eat yours?
Everyone missed my sarnie post
A sandwich is a thing of beauty, a work of art, a marvel of food engineering.
Unless it is a fish finger sandwich
I love a fish finger sandwich with Dairylea and Mayo, yum yum"
Dirty dirty man! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I take it up the arse normally raises an interested eyebrow
The delivery truck?
is that what you call it
Well it delivers a heavy load, Boom Boom
I told you the food thing doesn't work ^^^
Food? How do you eat yours?
Everyone missed my sarnie post
A sandwich is a thing of beauty, a work of art, a marvel of food engineering.
Unless it is a fish finger sandwich
That's just vaguely fishy mush.
Honey roast ham, davidstow cheddar, rocket and lambs lettuce with onion chutney and mayo in seeded fat bread.
Sexy as fuck.
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Oh yeah just talk sandwiches in those dulcid tones of yours - ooft |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"[Knicker removed by poster and placed in flirtees pocket at 07/01/18 21:51:35]
If you want to my lady pants off, you only have to ask YOWD. You know I want to sex you whilst you talk feelings. You’ve had my heart forever.
Feeeeeelings nothing more than feeeeelings....
"
https://youtu.be/jRiZRMLGjCY |
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"I take it up the arse normally raises an interested eyebrow
The delivery truck?
is that what you call it
Well it delivers a heavy load, Boom Boom
I told you the food thing doesn't work ^^^
Food? How do you eat yours?
Everyone missed my sarnie post
A sandwich is a thing of beauty, a work of art, a marvel of food engineering.
Unless it is a fish finger sandwich
I love a fish finger sandwich with Dairylea and Mayo, yum yum
Dirty dirty man! "
You haven't seen anything yet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"[Knicker removed by poster and placed in flirtees pocket at 07/01/18 21:51:35]
If you want to my lady pants off, you only have to ask YOWD. You know I want to sex you whilst you talk feelings. You’ve had my heart forever.
Feeeeeelings nothing more than feeeeelings....
https://youtu.be/jRiZRMLGjCY"
https://youtu.be/RCDlKpTeY_o
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
Hull |
"I take it up the arse normally raises an interested eyebrow
The delivery truck?
is that what you call it
Well it delivers a heavy load, Boom Boom
I told you the food thing doesn't work ^^^
Food? How do you eat yours?
Everyone missed my sarnie post
A sandwich is a thing of beauty, a work of art, a marvel of food engineering.
Unless it is a fish finger sandwich
I love a fish finger sandwich with Dairylea and Mayo, yum yum
Dirty dirty man!
You haven't seen anything yet "
Especially if this is not the male posting  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"[Knicker removed by poster and placed in flirtees pocket at 07/01/18 21:51:35]
If you want to my lady pants off, you only have to ask YOWD. You know I want to sex you whilst you talk feelings. You’ve had my heart forever.
Feeeeeelings nothing more than feeeeelings....
https://youtu.be/jRiZRMLGjCY
https://youtu.be/RCDlKpTeY_o
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Blooming heck YOWD.  |
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"I DO make the worlds best sandwich
What’s in the sandwich?
I looove talking about sandwiches.
I don't know you well enough yet to say "
My mouth is watering. Describe the sandwich in details. I want it badly. I’m sooo hungry. |
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"I take it up the arse normally raises an interested eyebrow
The delivery truck?
is that what you call it
Well it delivers a heavy load, Boom Boom
I told you the food thing doesn't work ^^^
Food? How do you eat yours?
Everyone missed my sarnie post
A sandwich is a thing of beauty, a work of art, a marvel of food engineering.
Unless it is a fish finger sandwich
I love a fish finger sandwich with Dairylea and Mayo, yum yum
Dirty dirty man!
You haven't seen anything yet
Especially if this is not the male posting "
Take a guess  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"[Knicker removed by poster and placed in flirtees pocket at 07/01/18 21:51:35]
If you want to my lady pants off, you only have to ask YOWD. You know I want to sex you whilst you talk feelings. You’ve had my heart forever.
Feeeeeelings nothing more than feeeeelings....
https://youtu.be/jRiZRMLGjCY
https://youtu.be/RCDlKpTeY_o
Blooming heck YOWD. "
;-) |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
Hull |
"I take it up the arse normally raises an interested eyebrow
The delivery truck?
is that what you call it
Well it delivers a heavy load, Boom Boom
I told you the food thing doesn't work ^^^
Food? How do you eat yours?
Everyone missed my sarnie post
A sandwich is a thing of beauty, a work of art, a marvel of food engineering.
Unless it is a fish finger sandwich
I love a fish finger sandwich with Dairylea and Mayo, yum yum
Dirty dirty man!
You haven't seen anything yet
Especially if this is not the male posting
Take a guess "
Well I will be spending the night with one of you in April - I’m looking forward to it too. |
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"I take it up the arse normally raises an interested eyebrow
The delivery truck?
is that what you call it
Well it delivers a heavy load, Boom Boom
I told you the food thing doesn't work ^^^
Food? How do you eat yours?
Everyone missed my sarnie post
A sandwich is a thing of beauty, a work of art, a marvel of food engineering.
Unless it is a fish finger sandwich
I love a fish finger sandwich with Dairylea and Mayo, yum yum
Dirty dirty man!
You haven't seen anything yet
Especially if this is not the male posting
Take a guess
Well I will be spending the night with one of you in April - I’m looking forward to it too. "
You make it sound like you haven't decided which one yet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"[Knicker removed by poster and placed in flirtees pocket at 07/01/18 21:51:35]
If you want to my lady pants off, you only have to ask YOWD. You know I want to sex you whilst you talk feelings. You’ve had my heart forever.
Feeeeeelings nothing more than feeeeelings....
https://youtu.be/jRiZRMLGjCY
https://youtu.be/RCDlKpTeY_o
Blooming heck YOWD.
;-)"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've forgotten how to flirt.
Apparently " let's fuck like racoons behind Wal-Mart" isn't good enough
I need help
Try replacing Wal-Mart with Aldi?
Come on, show a bit of class will you?? Waitrose....."
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
Hull |
"I take it up the arse normally raises an interested eyebrow
The delivery truck?
is that what you call it
Well it delivers a heavy load, Boom Boom
I told you the food thing doesn't work ^^^
Food? How do you eat yours?
Everyone missed my sarnie post
A sandwich is a thing of beauty, a work of art, a marvel of food engineering.
Unless it is a fish finger sandwich
I love a fish finger sandwich with Dairylea and Mayo, yum yum
Dirty dirty man!
You haven't seen anything yet
Especially if this is not the male posting
Take a guess
Well I will be spending the night with one of you in April - I’m looking forward to it too.
You make it sound like you haven't decided which one yet "
I’m rather fond of both |
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"I DO make the worlds best sandwich
What’s in the sandwich?
I looove talking about sandwiches.
I don't know you well enough yet to say
My mouth is watering. Describe the sandwich in details. I want it badly. I’m sooo hungry. "
No can do, got to keep my secrets *touches side of nose 3 times* |
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"I take it up the arse normally raises an interested eyebrow
The delivery truck?
is that what you call it
Well it delivers a heavy load, Boom Boom
I told you the food thing doesn't work ^^^
Food? How do you eat yours?
Everyone missed my sarnie post
A sandwich is a thing of beauty, a work of art, a marvel of food engineering.
Unless it is a fish finger sandwich
I love a fish finger sandwich with Dairylea and Mayo, yum yum
Dirty dirty man!
You haven't seen anything yet
Especially if this is not the male posting
Take a guess
Well I will be spending the night with one of you in April - I’m looking forward to it too.
You make it sound like you haven't decided which one yet
I’m rather fond of both "
I'll let Moriarty know, he will be pleased |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
Hull |
"I take it up the arse normally raises an interested eyebrow
The delivery truck?
is that what you call it
Well it delivers a heavy load, Boom Boom
I told you the food thing doesn't work ^^^
Food? How do you eat yours?
Everyone missed my sarnie post
A sandwich is a thing of beauty, a work of art, a marvel of food engineering.
Unless it is a fish finger sandwich
I love a fish finger sandwich with Dairylea and Mayo, yum yum
Dirty dirty man!
You haven't seen anything yet
Especially if this is not the male posting
Take a guess
Well I will be spending the night with one of you in April - I’m looking forward to it too.
You make it sound like you haven't decided which one yet
I’m rather fond of both
I'll let Moriarty know, he will be pleased "
Maybe “we” should smuggle him into the hotel room  |
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"I've not posted on here yet miss SJ! Although the smuggling idea sounds fun
Haha I knew who it was really. Can you fit him in your case? "
It's usually too full of lingerie and dildo's to get much else in there |
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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago
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"I've not posted on here yet miss SJ! Although the smuggling idea sounds fun
Haha I knew who it was really. Can you fit him in your case? "
Yeah I reckon I could squeeze him. Then we'd just have to decide if we wanted to let him out |
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