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"A malbec and a bottle of baby oil for testarossa  Thankyou- what about the waiter though?
Do I massage the thighs?  "
Im firmly of the belief of naked oily body to body rubs from head to toe. Would that be to your satisfaction???? |
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"A malbec and a bottle of baby oil for testarossa Thankyou- what about the waiter though?
Do I massage the thighs?
Im firmly of the belief of naked oily body to body rubs from head to toe. Would that be to your satisfaction????"
Yess!  |
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"A malbec and a bottle of baby oil for testarossa Thankyou- what about the waiter though?
Do I massage the thighs?
Im firmly of the belief of naked oily body to body rubs from head to toe. Would that be to your satisfaction????
Yess! "
Whipping off loin cloth |
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"Sailors rum and ginger for smudge
Thank you kindly! *chugs tasty beverage* And another please? I'll sip and savour this one... honest! 
Right im serving you a jug full now so go steady!! "
Ummmm... right... will do. Promise! |
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"I'll take a water please.
Language like that will get you barred im afraid. Please try again.....
I'm doing dry January. I have will power
Okay, cola then please "
Sorry honey didnt realise. An evian and a cola for you. Wel done. Were all proud of you x |
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"Sailors rum and ginger for smudge
Thank you kindly! *chugs tasty beverage* And another please? I'll sip and savour this one... honest!
Right im serving you a jug full now so go steady!!
Ummmm... right... will do. Promise! "
Good lad!! |
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"I'll take a water please.
Language like that will get you barred im afraid. Please try again.....
I'm doing dry January. I have will power
Okay, cola then please
Sorry honey didnt realise. An evian and a cola for you. Wel done. Were all proud of you x "
Thankyou. How about I pour you a drink? |
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"I'll take a water please.
Language like that will get you barred im afraid. Please try again.....
I'm doing dry January. I have will power
Okay, cola then please
Sorry honey didnt realise. An evian and a cola for you. Wel done. Were all proud of you x
Thankyou. How about I pour you a drink? "
How very sweet of you. Ill have a pint of guiness please |
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"Pink gin x cloudy lemonade and a pint chaser please x
Oh and can you please turn the music up x I put a pound in the juke box and my wham - steps - take that medley is about to come on x"
Large drink and music on full volume. Naked karaoke starts at 8pm |
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"I'll take a water please.
Language like that will get you barred im afraid. Please try again.....
I'm doing dry January. I have will power
Okay, cola then please
Sorry honey didnt realise. An evian and a cola for you. Wel done. Were all proud of you x
Thankyou. How about I pour you a drink?
How very sweet of you. Ill have a pint of guiness please "
I'll shamrock your world  |
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"I'll take a water please.
Language like that will get you barred im afraid. Please try again.....
I'm doing dry January. I have will power
Okay, cola then please
Sorry honey didnt realise. An evian and a cola for you. Wel done. Were all proud of you x
Thankyou. How about I pour you a drink?
How very sweet of you. Ill have a pint of guiness please
I'll shamrock your world "
Indeed you shall! |
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"A Jamaican wine please, and are the nibbles still on offer??
Hands you drink whilst nibbling your ear
Why thank you - prompt service xx
Can the nibbles move slowly down to my neck?? "
Why of course. I may introduce an ice cube into the equation |
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"I'll take a water please.
Language like that will get you barred im afraid. Please try again.....
I'm doing dry January. I have will power
Okay, cola then please
Sorry honey didnt realise. An evian and a cola for you. Wel done. Were all proud of you x
Thankyou. How about I pour you a drink?
How very sweet of you. Ill have a pint of guiness please
I'll shamrock your world
Indeed you shall! "
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"A Jamaican wine please, and are the nibbles still on offer??
Hands you drink whilst nibbling your ear
Why thank you - prompt service xx
Can the nibbles move slowly down to my neck??
Why of course. I may introduce an ice cube into the equation "
Just an ice cube? |
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"A Jamaican wine please, and are the nibbles still on offer??
Hands you drink whilst nibbling your ear
Why thank you - prompt service xx
Can the nibbles move slowly down to my neck??
Why of course. I may introduce an ice cube into the equation
Just an ice cube? "
You can suggest more if you desire. I am of the firm belief that the customer is always right |
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"Me covered in cream, i mean a baileys with ice for estella
Oooh cheeky! *licks you*
Thst tickles "
Then hold your cheeks apart and let me get in a bit more.  |
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"Pink gin x cloudy lemonade and a pint chaser please x
Oh and can you please turn the music up x I put a pound in the juke box and my wham - steps - take that medley is about to come on x
Large drink and music on full volume. Naked karaoke starts at 8pm "
Am I too late for the naked karaoke x |
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"Pink gin x cloudy lemonade and a pint chaser please x
Oh and can you please turn the music up x I put a pound in the juke box and my wham - steps - take that medley is about to come on x
Large drink and music on full volume. Naked karaoke starts at 8pm
Am I too late for the naked karaoke x"
About to start. Sorry for the delay ive been busy with baby oil and ice cubes |
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over a year ago
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"Id really like a cocktail please. Make it a surprise
can i buy this drink for you pleaseee
All drinks are on me!!"
I no but I really wna get this one for spiderspiderwoman pleaseee |
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"Id really like a cocktail please. Make it a surprise
A bright, vibrant and sweet cocktail. Tastes just like you!
Thats so sweet on my tongue thankyou x
Pleasure dnineo is getting your next one "
and the one after that, and the one after that |
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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago
Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro |
"Id really like a cocktail please. Make it a surprise
A bright, vibrant and sweet cocktail. Tastes just like you!
Thats so sweet on my tongue thankyou x
Pleasure dnineo is getting your next one
and the one after that, and the one after that "
The same again then. Thankyou  |
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"Id really like a cocktail please. Make it a surprise
A bright, vibrant and sweet cocktail. Tastes just like you!
Thats so sweet on my tongue thankyou x
Pleasure dnineo is getting your next one
and the one after that, and the one after that
The same again then. Thankyou "
Here we go. Your spidey sense must be tingling |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Id really like a cocktail please. Make it a surprise
A bright, vibrant and sweet cocktail. Tastes just like you!
Thats so sweet on my tongue thankyou x
Pleasure dnineo is getting your next one
and the one after that, and the one after that
The same again then. Thankyou "
bartender same again this way please... sex on the beach and a slippery nipple for spider, to start please |
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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago
Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro |
"Id really like a cocktail please. Make it a surprise
A bright, vibrant and sweet cocktail. Tastes just like you!
Thats so sweet on my tongue thankyou x
Pleasure dnineo is getting your next one
and the one after that, and the one after that
The same again then. Thankyou
Here we go. Your spidey sense must be tingling "
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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago
Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro |
"Id really like a cocktail please. Make it a surprise
A bright, vibrant and sweet cocktail. Tastes just like you!
Thats so sweet on my tongue thankyou x
Pleasure dnineo is getting your next one
and the one after that, and the one after that
The same again then. Thankyou
bartender same again this way please... sex on the beach and a slippery nipple for spider, to start please "
I had sex on the beach yesterday with another G8  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Me covered in cream, i mean a baileys with ice for estella
Oooh cheeky! *licks you*
Thst tickles
Then hold your cheeks apart and let me get in a bit more.
saucy. Only if i can reciprocate "
Please! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Id really like a cocktail please. Make it a surprise
A bright, vibrant and sweet cocktail. Tastes just like you!
Thats so sweet on my tongue thankyou x
Pleasure dnineo is getting your next one
and the one after that, and the one after that
The same again then. Thankyou
bartender same again this way please... sex on the beach and a slippery nipple for spider, to start please
I had sex on the beach yesterday with another G8 "
well whatever you want spiderwomn... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Single malt over ice and the number of a good hitman.
Drinks ready. The only weapon on the premises is the one in my pants "
I suspect I won't be able to use that against our accounts department. Damn! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Id really like a cocktail please. Make it a surprise
A bright, vibrant and sweet cocktail. Tastes just like you!
Thats so sweet on my tongue thankyou x
Pleasure dnineo is getting your next one
and the one after that, and the one after that
The same again then. Thankyou
bartender same again this way please... sex on the beach and a slippery nipple for spider, to start please
I had sex on the beach yesterday with another G8 "
The lucky fella  |
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"Me covered in cream, i mean a baileys with ice for estella
Oooh cheeky! *licks you*
Thst tickles
Then hold your cheeks apart and let me get in a bit more.
saucy. Only if i can reciprocate
Please! "
Mmmmmmmm yummy!! |
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"Single malt over ice and the number of a good hitman.
Drinks ready. The only weapon on the premises is the one in my pants
I suspect I won't be able to use that against our accounts department. Damn!"
Afraid not. But your drinks a killer |
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