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Lounge Chat and Smut Part 81

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

People...

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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Hello you. I have a photo like that somewhere, except it is someone's face in my box

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hi ladies, I also have a pic like that. X

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By *cott73Man  over a year ago

brighton

I've been stuffing boxes all morning.

......moving house.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've been stuffing boxes all morning.

......moving house. "

Oh I hate moving, so stressful x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Honey. Ignored? Hahaha yes sure. .

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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"Honey. Ignored? Hahaha yes sure. . "

Shunned on my own thread. No need

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Honey. Ignored? Hahaha yes sure. .

Shunned on my own thread. No need "

It's not your thread,... it's the forums .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hi ladies, I also have a pic like that. X "

I need an action shot I think

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I had a photo of a blow job during a threesome... I also have shortly after sexual activity photos but those probably don't count.

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By *iss.RedWoman  over a year ago

somewhere

Smut you say? Perfect

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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"Honey. Ignored? Hahaha yes sure. .

Shunned on my own thread. No need

It's not your thread,... it's the forums .

"

I owned it. Shut up arguing.

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston

I don’t do smut, just filth

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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"I had a photo of a blow job during a threesome... I also have shortly after sexual activity photos but those probably don't count. "

I can't upload mine. I might be told off

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I had a photo of a blow job during a threesome... I also have shortly after sexual activity photos but those probably don't count.

I can't upload mine. I might be told off "

My inbox is open to you.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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"I had a photo of a blow job during a threesome... I also have shortly after sexual activity photos but those probably don't count.

I can't upload mine. I might be told off

My box is open to you. "

I always knew

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I had a photo of a blow job during a threesome... I also have shortly after sexual activity photos but those probably don't count.

I can't upload mine. I might be told off

My box is open to you.

I always knew "

Now get in my vagina

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don’t do smut, just filth "

Perfectly

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"I don’t do smut, just filth

Perfectly "

All yours sweetheart

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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Hello you lovely lot

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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"Hello you lovely lot "

Hello Baps

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"Hello you lovely lot

Hello Baps"

Beautiful baps if you please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don’t do smut, just filth

Perfectly "

Photos, or it didn't happen

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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"Hello you lovely lot

Hello Baps

Beautiful baps if you please "

Always. Nice baps

I have to send you something on the way home from work tomorrow now I have said that.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don’t do smut, just filth

Perfectly

Photos, or it didn't happen "

We’re too interested in each other for photos

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Smut the fuck up!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Smut you say? Yeah, ok, I reckon I could manage some of that.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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"Smut the fuck up! "

I really want to...but I shouldn't.

Maybe I will ask.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Smut the fuck up!

I really want to...but I shouldn't.

Maybe I will ask. "

You know what my favourite Indian takeaway dish is?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Smut the fuck up!

I really want to...but I shouldn't.

Maybe I will ask.

You know what my favourite Indian takeaway dish is?"

Smutter paneer.

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By *s_macWoman  over a year ago

Traffic land

Afternoon smutters

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Afternoon smutters "

Speak up, you’re smuttering.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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"Smut the fuck up!

I really want to...but I shouldn't.

Maybe I will ask.

You know what my favourite Indian takeaway dish is?

Smutter paneer. "

How incredibly cheesy of you

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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I wanna smut drop for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Smut the fuck up!

I really want to...but I shouldn't.

Maybe I will ask.

You know what my favourite Indian takeaway dish is?

Smutter paneer.

How incredibly cheesy of you "

Give peas a chance

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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"Smut the fuck up!

I really want to...but I shouldn't.

Maybe I will ask.

You know what my favourite Indian takeaway dish is?

Smutter paneer.

How incredibly cheesy of you

Give peas a chance "

I'm not happea about it,

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"People... "

It's rude to talk with yer mouth full missus

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Smut the fuck up!

I really want to...but I shouldn't.

Maybe I will ask.

You know what my favourite Indian takeaway dish is?

Smutter paneer.

How incredibly cheesy of you

Give peas a chance

I'm not happea about it, "

Brie quiet, smut.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"People...

It's rude to talk with yer mouth full missus "

Mmmbnbpphhhrr

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Smut you say? Yeah, ok, I reckon I could manage some of that. "

Show us your smut and I’ll show you mine x

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"Smut you say? Yeah, ok, I reckon I could manage some of that.

Show us your smut and I’ll show you mine x "

Saucy minx

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"I don’t do smut, just filth

Perfectly

Photos, or it didn't happen

We’re too interested in each other for photos "

Have you forgotten we’ll have a special one soon?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don’t do smut, just filth

Perfectly

Photos, or it didn't happen

We’re too interested in each other for photos

Have you forgotten we’ll have a little one soon? "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don’t do smut, just filth

Perfectly

Photos, or it didn't happen

We’re too interested in each other for photos

Have you forgotten we’ll have a little one soon?

"

Bit early for that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don’t do smut, just filth

Perfectly

Photos, or it didn't happen

We’re too interested in each other for photos

Have you forgotten we’ll have a special one soon? "

Oh yes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I heard there was smut in here?

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"I don’t do smut, just filth

Perfectly

Photos, or it didn't happen

We’re too interested in each other for photos

Have you forgotten we’ll have a little one soon?

"

Are you advocating bareback?

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By *ikeC81Man  over a year ago

harrow

Smut where where where

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"People...

It's rude to talk with yer mouth full missus

Mmmbnbpphhhrr "

I'll just ask Bill & Ben the Flowerpot Men to translate that for me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I heard there was smut in here? "

Pretend smut possibly

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don’t do smut, just filth

Perfectly

Photos, or it didn't happen

We’re too interested in each other for photos

Have you forgotten we’ll have a little one soon?

Bit early for that "

Sorry. Should I leave it till after 9pm?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don’t do smut, just filth

Perfectly

Photos, or it didn't happen

We’re too interested in each other for photos

Have you forgotten we’ll have a little one soon?

Are you advocating bareback? "

Good Lord

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don’t do smut, just filth

Perfectly

Photos, or it didn't happen

We’re too interested in each other for photos

Have you forgotten we’ll have a little one soon?

Are you advocating bareback? "

Good topic! I Need to read some fresh opinions

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don’t do smut, just filth

Perfectly

Photos, or it didn't happen

We’re too interested in each other for photos

Have you forgotten we’ll have a little one soon?

Bit early for that

Sorry. Should I leave it till after 9pm? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I heard there was smut in here? "

Here

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Smut where where where "

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"I don’t do smut, just filth

Perfectly

Photos, or it didn't happen

We’re too interested in each other for photos

Have you forgotten we’ll have a little one soon?

Are you advocating bareback?

Good topic! I Need to read some fresh opinions "

Opinions? Yes. Fresh? No

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"People...

It's rude to talk with yer mouth full missus

Mmmbnbpphhhrr

I'll just ask Bill & Ben the Flowerpot Men to translate that for me "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Smut?!... whendid that creep on to here?!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Smut?!... whendid that creep on to here?!! "

I brought it. Needed some fun

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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I have peanut dust all over my chest

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Smut. I can do smut.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have peanut dust all over my chest "

May I Hoover it up with me lips

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I have penis dust all over my chest "

It withered on touch?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Smut. I can do smut."

Welcome to the thread. I love the diversity

You can be my godsmutter.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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"I have peanut dust all over my chest

May I Hoover it up with me lips "

Yes you may

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Smut. I can do smut.

Welcome to the thread. I love the diversity

You can be my godsmutter."

Wid pleshuh. Av a cannoli

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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"I have penis dust all over my chest

It withered on touch? "

Exploded

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By *unguya2zMan  over a year ago

coventry..ish


"People... "

It's in the eyes,the look I mean,maybe something else ended up in your eyes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have peanut dust all over my chest

May I Hoover it up with me lips

Yes you may "

Keep still. No jiggling den boobs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

*peeps around the door*

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Smut. I can do smut.

Welcome to the thread. I love the diversity

You can be my godsmutter.

Wid pleshuh. Av a cannoli "

I adore you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I have penis dust all over my chest

It withered on touch?

Exploded "

Poof!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"*peeps around the door*"

Come in!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"People...

It's in the eyes,the look I mean,maybe something else ended up in your eyes "

I got it everywhere.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"*peeps around the door*

Come in!!"

Shall I just sit anywhere? *eyes the upholstery warily*

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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"I have peanut dust all over my chest

May I Hoover it up with me lips

Yes you may

Keep still. No jiggling den boobs "

I'm so still. Lick me clean

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"*peeps around the door*

Come in!!

Shall I just sit anywhere? *eyes the upholstery warily* "

It’s wipe down able. I got it recently changed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"*peeps around the door*

Come in!!

Shall I just sit anywhere? *eyes the upholstery warily*

It’s wipe down able. I got it recently changed "

Haha! Perfect

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"*peeps around the door*

Come in!!

Shall I just sit anywhere? *eyes the upholstery warily*

It’s wipe down able. I got it recently changed

Haha! Perfect "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I heard there was smut in here?

Pretend smut possibly "

Oh, I'm a pureist.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I heard there was smut in here?

Here "

I knew you'd have the smut!

Nice weekend?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I heard there was smut in here?

Here

I knew you'd have the smut!

Nice weekend? "

Smutting special.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I heard there was smut in here?

Here

I knew you'd have the smut!

Nice weekend?

Smutting special. "

How about you, Rubs?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don’t do smut, just filth

Perfectly

Photos, or it didn't happen

We’re too interested in each other for photos

Have you forgotten we’ll have a little one soon?

Are you advocating bareback?

Good topic! I Need to read some fresh opinions

Opinions? Yes. Fresh? No "

You prefer unwashed? Filthy.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I heard there was smut in here? "

I knew you’d show eventually

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By *unguya2zMan  over a year ago

coventry..ish


"People...

It's in the eyes,the look I mean,maybe something else ended up in your eyes

I got it everywhere. "

Yes I've been known to get it everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Smut. I can do smut.

Welcome to the thread. I love the diversity

You can be my godsmutter.

Wid pleshuh. Av a cannoli

I adore you."

Can you lick like cream out for me please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I heard there was smut in here?

Here

I knew you'd have the smut!

Nice weekend?

Smutting special.

How about you, Rubs?"

No smut for me, I'm a good girl.

But fun nonetheless!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I heard there was smut in here?

I knew you’d show eventually "

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"I don’t do smut, just filth

Perfectly

Photos, or it didn't happen

We’re too interested in each other for photos

Have you forgotten we’ll have a little one soon?

Are you advocating bareback?

Good topic! I Need to read some fresh opinions

Opinions? Yes. Fresh? No

You prefer unwashed? Filthy. "

Wrong type of filthy explains your difficulty getting a meet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Smut?!... whendid that creep on to here?!!

I brought it. Needed some fun "

I really should have know shouldn't I?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don’t do smut, just filth

Perfectly

Photos, or it didn't happen

We’re too interested in each other for photos

Have you forgotten we’ll have a little one soon?

Are you advocating bareback?

Good topic! I Need to read some fresh opinions

Opinions? Yes. Fresh? No

You prefer unwashed? Filthy.

Wrong type of filthy explains your difficulty getting a meet "

Damn. Sassy.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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I need a new name.

The Smut Hunter

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"I don’t do smut, just filth

Perfectly

Photos, or it didn't happen

We’re too interested in each other for photos

Have you forgotten we’ll have a little one soon?

Are you advocating bareback?

Good topic! I Need to read some fresh opinions

Opinions? Yes. Fresh? No

You prefer unwashed? Filthy.

Wrong type of filthy explains your difficulty getting a meet

Damn. Sassy. "

Coffee?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"People...

It's in the eyes,the look I mean,maybe something else ended up in your eyes

I got it everywhere.

Yes I've been known to get it everywhere "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Smut. I can do smut.

Welcome to the thread. I love the diversity

You can be my godsmutter.

Wid pleshuh. Av a cannoli

I adore you.

Can you lick like cream out for me please "

I will suck you dry.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I heard there was smut in here?

Here

I knew you'd have the smut!

Nice weekend?

Smutting special.

How about you, Rubs?

No smut for me, I'm a good girl.

But fun nonetheless!"

I want to see you get smutty.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Smut?!... whendid that creep on to here?!!

I brought it. Needed some fun

I really should have know shouldn't I? "

Yes. Quote simply, yes. You know me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Smut?!... whendid that creep on to here?!!

I brought it. Needed some fun

I really should have know shouldn't I?

Yes. Quite simply, yes. You know me. "

FTFM

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I heard there was smut in here?

Here

I knew you'd have the smut!

Nice weekend?

Smutting special.

How about you, Rubs?

No smut for me, I'm a good girl.

But fun nonetheless!

I want to see you get smutty. "

ditto

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Good morning peeps

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Good morning chatters, I don’t want to get out of bed it’s too cold x

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"Good morning chatters, I don’t want to get out of bed it’s too cold x "

Stay where you are it’s freezing

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I've had to brave the cold and traipse to work at 7am . Anyone feel sorry for me ??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good morning chatters, I don’t want to get out of bed it’s too cold x

Stay where you are it’s freezing "

I know , but I’m in the shower and got to get food shopping soon. Got kids that seem to empty the fridge as soon as it’s stocked up x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm waiting ingredients for the roofers..heating on full blast

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm waiting ingredients for the roofers..heating on full blast "

Hopefully they’ll fix it properly this time. X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm waiting ingredients for the roofers..heating on full blast

Hopefully they’ll fix it properly this time. X "

3 years so far and they haven't. ..but we'll see

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm waiting ingredients for the roofers..heating on full blast

Hopefully they’ll fix it properly this time. X

3 years so far and they haven't. ..but we'll see "

FFS do they need a Woman to show them how to do the job properly. 3 years is a bit much, hope no more unexpected wet beds x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm waiting ingredients for the roofers..heating on full blast

Hopefully they’ll fix it properly this time. X

3 years so far and they haven't. ..but we'll see

FFS do they need a Woman to show them how to do the job properly. 3 years is a bit much, hope no more unexpected wet beds x "

That's the fecking bit that gets me....I don't even have watersports listed as a interest on here ffs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm waiting ingredients for the roofers..heating on full blast

Hopefully they’ll fix it properly this time. X

3 years so far and they haven't. ..but we'll see

FFS do they need a Woman to show them how to do the job properly. 3 years is a bit much, hope no more unexpected wet beds x

That's the fecking bit that gets me....I don't even have watersports listed as a interest on here ffs "

Perhaps time for a profile update. I might not make you gush but you might get gushed upon x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm waiting ingredients for the roofers..heating on full blast

Hopefully they’ll fix it properly this time. X

3 years so far and they haven't. ..but we'll see

FFS do they need a Woman to show them how to do the job properly. 3 years is a bit much, hope no more unexpected wet beds x

That's the fecking bit that gets me....I don't even have watersports listed as a interest on here ffs

Perhaps time for a profile update. I might not make you gush but you might get gushed upon x "

Feck that ...like I once said...what woman would have a bloke come around her house and get a good seeing too....the he had a piss on your bed and fecked off

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"I'm waiting ingredients for the roofers..heating on full blast

Hopefully they’ll fix it properly this time. X

3 years so far and they haven't. ..but we'll see

FFS do they need a Woman to show them how to do the job properly. 3 years is a bit much, hope no more unexpected wet beds x

That's the fecking bit that gets me....I don't even have watersports listed as a interest on here ffs

Perhaps time for a profile update. I might not make you gush but you might get gushed upon x

Feck that ...like I once said...what woman would have a bloke come around her house and get a good seeing too....the he had a piss on your bed and fecked off

"

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By *ieman300Man  over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East


"I'm waiting ingredients for the roofers..heating on full blast

Hopefully they’ll fix it properly this time. X

3 years so far and they haven't. ..but we'll see

FFS do they need a Woman to show them how to do the job properly. 3 years is a bit much, hope no more unexpected wet beds x

That's the fecking bit that gets me....I don't even have watersports listed as a interest on here ffs

Perhaps time for a profile update. I might not make you gush but you might get gushed upon x

Feck that ...like I once said...what woman would have a bloke come around her house and get a good seeing too....the he had a piss on your bed and fecked off

"

Such a charmer haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston

I’ve broken a nail

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’ve broken a nail "

Using a screw driver instead of a hammer again?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm waiting ingredients for the roofers..heating on full blast

Hopefully they’ll fix it properly this time. X

3 years so far and they haven't. ..but we'll see

FFS do they need a Woman to show them how to do the job properly. 3 years is a bit much, hope no more unexpected wet beds x

That's the fecking bit that gets me....I don't even have watersports listed as a interest on here ffs

Perhaps time for a profile update. I might not make you gush but you might get gushed upon x

Feck that ...like I once said...what woman would have a bloke come around her house and get a good seeing too....the he had a piss on your bed and fecked off

Such a charmer haha"

I try

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"I’ve broken a nail

Using a screw driver instead of a hammer again? "

Broken nail has just become insignificant

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’ve broken a nail

Using a screw driver instead of a hammer again?

Broken nail has just become insignificant "

It has my darling

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Morning chatters

Happy Tuesday

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"Morning chatters

Happy Tuesday "

Morning sweetheart, happy Tuesday to you too

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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Morning All.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Morning

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Good morning all x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Evening

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening "

Evening matey

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"Evening

Evening matey "

What’s going on in your avatar?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening

Evening matey

What’s going on in your avatar? "

It's better then yours before you fecking start

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"Evening

Evening matey

What’s going on in your avatar?

It's better then yours before you fecking start "

I wasn’t criticising, keep your wig on, I just can’t figure out what’s going on

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening

Evening matey

What’s going on in your avatar?

It's better then yours before you fecking start

I wasn’t criticising, keep your wig on, I just can’t figure out what’s going on "

Well first thing I had no wig on as it doesn't suit the feck beard

But that's a new mistress dress I got today....so I'd thought I'd add a whip to get a few more fabswingers.com on it.

Only got fecking 6

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"Evening

Evening matey

What’s going on in your avatar?

It's better then yours before you fecking start

I wasn’t criticising, keep your wig on, I just can’t figure out what’s going on

Well first thing I had no wig on as it doesn't suit the feck beard

But that's a new mistress dress I got today....so I'd thought I'd add a whip to get a few more fabswingers.com on it.

Only got fecking 6 "

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By *inky-MinxWoman  over a year ago

Grantham

I missed the other parts

I can chat but I'm no good at smut.

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"I missed the other parts

I can chat but I'm no good at smut."

Me neither I just do filth

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By *inky-MinxWoman  over a year ago

Grantham


"I missed the other parts

I can chat but I'm no good at smut.

Me neither I just do filth "

Filth is way out of my league

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I missed the other parts

I can chat but I'm no good at smut.

Me neither I just do filth

Filth is way out of my league "

What is this filth you speak of?

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"I missed the other parts

I can chat but I'm no good at smut.

Me neither I just do filth

Filth is way out of my league

What is this filth you speak of? "

You better ask Swing I’m an

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"I missed the other parts

I can chat but I'm no good at smut.

Me neither I just do filth

Filth is way out of my league "

You’re all about

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I missed the other parts

I can chat but I'm no good at smut.

Me neither I just do filth

Filth is way out of my league

What is this filth you speak of?

You better ask Swing I’m an "

Okay I’ll message him

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've got 7 now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've got 7 now "

Feck me it's at 8 now

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By *inky-MinxWoman  over a year ago

Grantham


"What is this filth you speak of? "

Good question, when I get messages from guys who are into 'total filth', or some such other phrase, I assume they do the p&p stuff.

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By *inky-MinxWoman  over a year ago

Grantham


"I've got 7 now

Feck me it's at 8 now "

An earthquake?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What is this filth you speak of?

Good question, when I get messages from guys who are into 'total filth', or some such other phrase, I assume they do the p&p stuff."

Attention to detail and specifics is what is needed!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've got 7 now

Feck me it's at 8 now

An earthquake? "

New dress ffs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What is this filth you speak of?

Good question, when I get messages from guys who are into 'total filth', or some such other phrase, I assume they do the p&p stuff."

eBay scam??

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"What is this filth you speak of?

Good question, when I get messages from guys who are into 'total filth', or some such other phrase, I assume they do the p&p stuff.

eBay scam??"

I hate paying for P&P

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What is this filth you speak of?

Good question, when I get messages from guys who are into 'total filth', or some such other phrase, I assume they do the p&p stuff."

Makes me think they want to spit in my face.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Morning filth mongers

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"Morning filth mongers "

That’s me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Morning all x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

G'morning all y'all

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston

I have a guinea pig to dispose of are there any rules regarding burying pets in your garden?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have a guinea pig to dispose of are there any rules regarding burying pets in your garden? "

The deeper the hole the better! No shallow grave for the local critters to conveniently dig up the ex-pet and leave... well.. bits for anyone to find later

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Morning filth mongers

That’s me "

But you are an

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"I have a guinea pig to dispose of are there any rules regarding burying pets in your garden?

The deeper the hole the better! No shallow grave for the local critters to conveniently dig up the ex-pet and leave... well.. bits for anyone to find later "

Yes that’s an issue we have a fox

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"Morning filth mongers

That’s me

But you are an "

Of course

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By *s_macWoman  over a year ago

Traffic land

Hello gang

Don’t seem to have a lot of time for chatting at the mo hope all are well!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Good morning you lot

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hello gang

Don’t seem to have a lot of time for chatting at the mo hope all are well!"

Morning, yes all good. X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have a guinea pig to dispose of are there any rules regarding burying pets in your garden?

The deeper the hole the better! No shallow grave for the local critters to conveniently dig up the ex-pet and leave... well.. bits for anyone to find later

Yes that’s an issue we have a fox "

Yes you are

Oh

You didn’t mean that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have a guinea pig to dispose of are there any rules regarding burying pets in your garden?

The deeper the hole the better! No shallow grave for the local critters to conveniently dig up the ex-pet and leave... well.. bits for anyone to find later

Yes that’s an issue we have a fox

Yes you are

Oh

You didn’t mean that "

You just can't help yourself can ye?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have a guinea pig to dispose of are there any rules regarding burying pets in your garden?

The deeper the hole the better! No shallow grave for the local critters to conveniently dig up the ex-pet and leave... well.. bits for anyone to find later

Yes that’s an issue we have a fox

Yes you are

Oh

You didn’t mean that

You just can't help yourself can ye? "

Guilty

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

...

Afternoon chat bags

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have a guinea pig to dispose of are there any rules regarding burying pets in your garden?

The deeper the hole the better! No shallow grave for the local critters to conveniently dig up the ex-pet and leave... well.. bits for anyone to find later

Yes that’s an issue we have a fox

Yes you are

Oh

You didn’t mean that

You just can't help yourself can ye?

Guilty "

You aren't fooling me with that halo Swing!! There's definitely a pair of horns holding it aloft!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Afternoon chat bags"

Afternoon Miss H

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I ache, my upper back aches and my legs are refusing to co-operate, anyone offering massages?

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"I have a guinea pig to dispose of are there any rules regarding burying pets in your garden?

The deeper the hole the better! No shallow grave for the local critters to conveniently dig up the ex-pet and leave... well.. bits for anyone to find later

Yes that’s an issue we have a fox

Yes you are

Oh

You didn’t mean that

You just can't help yourself can ye?

Guilty

You aren't fooling me with that halo Swing!! There's definitely a pair of horns holding it aloft! "

You have that spot on, I don’t call him filth monster for nothing

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"I ache, my upper back aches and my legs are refusing to co-operate, anyone offering massages? "

Oh there is a man in my inbox that messages almost daily to offer, would you like me to point him in your direction?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I ache, my upper back aches and my legs are refusing to co-operate, anyone offering massages?

Oh there is a man in my inbox that messages almost daily to offer, would you like me to point him in your direction? "

Haha I’m not sure he’s offering the correct massage I need!

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"I ache, my upper back aches and my legs are refusing to co-operate, anyone offering massages?

Oh there is a man in my inbox that messages almost daily to offer, would you like me to point him in your direction?

Haha I’m not sure he’s offering the correct massage I need! "

Ohhhhhh a ‘massage’, why didn’t you say I’m an

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I ache, my upper back aches and my legs are refusing to co-operate, anyone offering massages?

Oh there is a man in my inbox that messages almost daily to offer, would you like me to point him in your direction?

Haha I’m not sure he’s offering the correct massage I need!

Ohhhhhh a ‘massage’, why didn’t you say I’m an "

I need a sports massage or deep tissue not a sexual one!

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"I ache, my upper back aches and my legs are refusing to co-operate, anyone offering massages?

Oh there is a man in my inbox that messages almost daily to offer, would you like me to point him in your direction?

Haha I’m not sure he’s offering the correct massage I need!

Ohhhhhh a ‘massage’, why didn’t you say I’m an

I need a sports massage or deep tissue not a sexual one! "

Yes he does that

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston

We are in need of cleansing after filth and smut

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I ache, my upper back aches and my legs are refusing to co-operate, anyone offering massages?

Oh there is a man in my inbox that messages almost daily to offer, would you like me to point him in your direction?

Haha I’m not sure he’s offering the correct massage I need!

Ohhhhhh a ‘massage’, why didn’t you say I’m an

I need a sports massage or deep tissue not a sexual one!

Yes he does that "

Bugger I can't give you what you want ffs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sexual massages?

What will they think of next?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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"Afternoon chat bags

Afternoon Miss H "

Hello, how goes?

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