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Who knew that having your trapped nerves prodded and grinded until your muscles are tenderised until you are screaming with pain was so orgasmically releasing?
Wow. Massaging is the bomb. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Who knew that having your trapped nerves prodded and grinded until your muscles are tenderised until you are screaming with pain was so orgasmically releasing?
Wow. Massaging is the bomb."
I’m actually a fully qualified masseuse, so feel deee to drop me a message if you need another!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Who knew that having your trapped nerves prodded and grinded until your muscles are tenderised until you are screaming with pain was so orgasmically releasing?
Wow. Massaging is the bomb.
I’m actually a fully qualified masseuse, so feel deee to drop me a message if you need another!!"
I want deep tissue massaging everyday for the rest of my life. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Who knew that having your trapped nerves prodded and grinded until your muscles are tenderised until you are screaming with pain was so orgasmically releasing?
Wow. Massaging is the bomb.
I’m actually a fully qualified masseuse, so feel deee to drop me a message if you need another!!
I want deep tissue massaging everyday for the rest of my life. "
I’m down in London regularly, so I can certainly help you out! Would be great to get my hands on your fabulous body too  |
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"Who knew that having your trapped nerves prodded and grinded until your muscles are tenderised until you are screaming with pain was so orgasmically releasing?
Wow. Massaging is the bomb.
I’m actually a fully qualified masseuse, so feel deee to drop me a message if you need another!!
I want deep tissue massaging everyday for the rest of my life. "
I can't help but snigger |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My back problem was cured by a very uncomfortable massage, by a sports therapist."
There is a real lack of standardisation in the industry. Some really cause more issues than they cure. It’s about being delicate yet assertive xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I need this in my life.
I’ll send him over.
Is he almost here?
I’m on my way darling! PM me so I can keep you updated on my journey 
Slick effort  "
Why thank you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Who knew that having your trapped nerves prodded and grinded until your muscles are tenderised until you are screaming with pain was so orgasmically releasing?
Wow. Massaging is the bomb.
I’m actually a fully qualified masseuse, so feel deee to drop me a message if you need another!!
I want deep tissue massaging everyday for the rest of my life.
I can't help but snigger"
Filthbag. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"My back problem was cured by a very uncomfortable massage, by a sports therapist."
I never thought it’d cure my shoulder, but oh my god.
Turns out I frickin’ love pain too. |
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"I love the sweet agony of this too. Was quite naughty when my chiropractor got me off 
 . Ooooh Lady!!
Get the door locked  "
Are you coming to get me? |
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"I love the sweet agony of this too. Was quite naughty when my chiropractor got me off
. Ooooh Lady!!
Get the door locked
Are you coming to get me? "
Yes, he has two hands. He can squeeze the breath from both of us |
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"I love the sweet agony of this too. Was quite naughty when my chiropractor got me off
. Ooooh Lady!!
Get the door locked
Are you coming to get me?
Yes, he has two hands. He can squeeze the breath from both of us "
Amazing!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I want deep tissue massaging everyday for the rest of my life. "
Are you referring to rolfing? Nothing to do with rolling on the floor or Australian paedos, it's a form of deep tissue massage I heard about in California, which apparently hurts like a bastard.
My chiro, OTOH, could get some if he wanted. |
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"I want deep tissue massaging everyday for the rest of my life.
Are you referring to rolfing? Nothing to do with rolling on the floor or Australian paedos, it's a form of deep tissue massage I heard about in California, which apparently hurts like a bastard.
My chiro, OTOH, could get some if he wanted."
Is that what it is?
I want some of Rolf. |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL |
"Who knew that having your trapped nerves prodded and grinded until your muscles are tenderised until you are screaming with pain was so orgasmically releasing?
Wow. Massaging is the bomb.
I’m actually a fully qualified masseuse, so feel deee to drop me a message if you need another!!"
so am i  |
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Brilliant
Oh my god. 7th January 2028, 13:15 - g3orgie was funny. Noting this for posterity. 
