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Strictly No Dancing on ice. A little vanilla ice cream and plenty of BDSM #50

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

OK iv got the freezer "stocked" up with haagen dazs vanilla ice cream. ...and I've got the "stocks" in the dungeon for any fecker mentioning that on ice show

BEWARE!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Oh and did I mention iv built a ST Andrews wall

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"OK iv got the freezer "stocked" up with haagen dazs vanilla ice cream. ...and I've got the "stocks" in the dungeon for any fecker mentioning that on ice show

BEWARE! "

Love it!

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Oh and did I mention iv built a ST Andrews wall "

Ok, what's that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"OK iv got the freezer "stocked" up with haagen dazs vanilla ice cream. ...and I've got the "stocks" in the dungeon for any fecker mentioning that on ice show

BEWARE!

Love it! "

Needed a change

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By *un4meanduMan  over a year ago

STOTFOLD


"OK iv got the freezer "stocked" up with haagen dazs vanilla ice cream. ...and I've got the "stocks" in the dungeon for any fecker mentioning that on ice show

BEWARE!

Love it! "

Penguins and polar bears on ice?

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"OK iv got the freezer "stocked" up with haagen dazs vanilla ice cream. ...and I've got the "stocks" in the dungeon for any fecker mentioning that on ice show

BEWARE!

Love it!

Needed a change "

Yes very refreshing

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oh and did I mention iv built a ST Andrews wall

Ok, what's that? "

Well it's like a St Andrews cross... but there was no spare wood in the celler...so I drill a load of hooks in the wall

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"OK iv got the freezer "stocked" up with haagen dazs vanilla ice cream. ...and I've got the "stocks" in the dungeon for any fecker mentioning that on ice show

BEWARE!

Love it!

Penguins and polar bears on ice? "

Haha! Steady, you'll be in the stocks!

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Oh and did I mention iv built a ST Andrews wall

Ok, what's that?

Well it's like a St Andrews cross... but there was no spare wood in the celler...so I drill a load of hooks in the wall "

Ooh On that note, I'm off, catcha all later! xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"OK iv got the freezer "stocked" up with haagen dazs vanilla ice cream. ...and I've got the "stocks" in the dungeon for any fecker mentioning that on ice show

BEWARE!

Love it!

Penguins and polar bears on ice? "

Polar bears are allowed...I kinda like them now

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oh and did I mention iv built a ST Andrews wall

Ok, what's that?

Well it's like a St Andrews cross... but there was no spare wood in the celler...so I drill a load of hooks in the wall

Ooh On that note, I'm off, catcha all later! xx"

See ya later sami. ..have a good day at football

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"OK iv got the freezer "stocked" up with haagen dazs vanilla ice cream. ...and I've got the "stocks" in the dungeon for any fecker mentioning that on ice show

BEWARE!

Love it!

Penguins and polar bears on ice?

Haha! Steady, you'll be in the stocks! "

Hes safe I don't do blokes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yeaaaaah another thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Yeaaaaah another thread"

Like it?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yeaaaaah another thread

Like it?"

Its fantastic

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh and did I mention iv built a ST Andrews wall

Ok, what's that?

Well it's like a St Andrews cross... but there was no spare wood in the celler...so I drill a load of hooks in the wall "

Oh very nice. What’s your weapon of choice? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oh and did I mention iv built a ST Andrews wall

Ok, what's that?

Well it's like a St Andrews cross... but there was no spare wood in the celler...so I drill a load of hooks in the wall

Oh very nice. What’s your weapon of choice? X "

My all leather flo**er

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Oh and did I mention iv built a ST Andrews wall

Ok, what's that?

Well it's like a St Andrews cross... but there was no spare wood in the celler...so I drill a load of hooks in the wall

Oh very nice. What’s your weapon of choice? X

My all leather flo**er "

leather feather ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oh and did I mention iv built a ST Andrews wall

Ok, what's that?

Well it's like a St Andrews cross... but there was no spare wood in the celler...so I drill a load of hooks in the wall

Oh very nice. What’s your weapon of choice? X

My all leather flo**er leather feather ? "

If that's what you want to think

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh and did I mention iv built a ST Andrews wall

Ok, what's that?

Well it's like a St Andrews cross... but there was no spare wood in the celler...so I drill a load of hooks in the wall

Oh very nice. What’s your weapon of choice? X

My all leather flo**er "

Ooo lovely. Nice and sharp x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oh and did I mention iv built a ST Andrews wall

Ok, what's that?

Well it's like a St Andrews cross... but there was no spare wood in the celler...so I drill a load of hooks in the wall

Oh very nice. What’s your weapon of choice? X

My all leather flo**er

Ooo lovely. Nice and sharp x "

Yeah it can tickle tease and sting

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh and did I mention iv built a ST Andrews wall

Ok, what's that?

Well it's like a St Andrews cross... but there was no spare wood in the celler...so I drill a load of hooks in the wall

Oh very nice. What’s your weapon of choice? X

My all leather flo**er

Ooo lovely. Nice and sharp x

Yeah it can tickle tease and sting "

Just how I like it x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"OK iv got the freezer "stocked" up with haagen dazs vanilla ice cream. ...and I've got the "stocks" in the dungeon for any fecker mentioning that on ice show

BEWARE!

Love it!

Penguins and polar bears on ice?

Polar bears are allowed...I kinda like them now "

If the polar bears and squirrels were dancing I might be tempted to watch

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's the dangerous Strictly and I love it.

You think your bullying threats scare me? That's breakfast for trannies.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oh and did I mention iv built a ST Andrews wall

Ok, what's that?

Well it's like a St Andrews cross... but there was no spare wood in the celler...so I drill a load of hooks in the wall

Oh very nice. What’s your weapon of choice? X

My all leather flo**er

Ooo lovely. Nice and sharp x

Yeah it can tickle tease and sting

Just how I like it x "

This is the thread for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"OK iv got the freezer "stocked" up with haagen dazs vanilla ice cream. ...and I've got the "stocks" in the dungeon for any fecker mentioning that on ice show

BEWARE!

Love it!

Penguins and polar bears on ice?

Polar bears are allowed...I kinda like them now

If the polar bears and squirrels were dancing I might be tempted to watch "

What about magpies

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It's the dangerous Strictly and I love it.

You think your bullying threats scare me? That's breakfast for trannies."

I'm one...but I don't do trannies

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"OK iv got the freezer "stocked" up with haagen dazs vanilla ice cream. ...and I've got the "stocks" in the dungeon for any fecker mentioning that on ice show

BEWARE!

Love it!

Penguins and polar bears on ice?

Polar bears are allowed...I kinda like them now

If the polar bears and squirrels were dancing I might be tempted to watch

What about magpies "

Be alright if I could mute the little b'stards

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"OK iv got the freezer "stocked" up with haagen dazs vanilla ice cream. ...and I've got the "stocks" in the dungeon for any fecker mentioning that on ice show

BEWARE!

Love it!

Penguins and polar bears on ice?

Polar bears are allowed...I kinda like them now

If the polar bears and squirrels were dancing I might be tempted to watch

What about magpies

Be alright if I could mute the little b'stards "

Catch the little feckers then stick a little ball gag on the feckers

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By *un4meanduMan  over a year ago

STOTFOLD


"OK iv got the freezer "stocked" up with haagen dazs vanilla ice cream. ...and I've got the "stocks" in the dungeon for any fecker mentioning that on ice show

BEWARE!

Love it!

Penguins and polar bears on ice?

Polar bears are allowed...I kinda like them now

If the polar bears and squirrels were dancing I might be tempted to watch

What about magpies

Be alright if I could mute the little b'stards

Catch the little feckers then stick a little ball gag on the feckers "

Must have left that rope when I changed the lock , bet u have it on your new hooks

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"OK iv got the freezer "stocked" up with haagen dazs vanilla ice cream. ...and I've got the "stocks" in the dungeon for any fecker mentioning that on ice show

BEWARE! "

Vanilla ...

*childish giggles*

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By *un4meanduMan  over a year ago

STOTFOLD


"OK iv got the freezer "stocked" up with haagen dazs vanilla ice cream. ...and I've got the "stocks" in the dungeon for any fecker mentioning that on ice show

BEWARE!

Love it!

Penguins and polar bears on ice?

Polar bears are allowed...I kinda like them now

If the polar bears and squirrels were dancing I might be tempted to watch "

Polar bears use squirrels to wipe their axx on ice lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh and did I mention iv built a ST Andrews wall

Ok, what's that?

Well it's like a St Andrews cross... but there was no spare wood in the celler...so I drill a load of hooks in the wall

Oh very nice. What’s your weapon of choice? X

My all leather flo**er

Ooo lovely. Nice and sharp x

Yeah it can tickle tease and sting

Just how I like it x

This is the thread for you "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"OK iv got the freezer "stocked" up with haagen dazs vanilla ice cream. ...and I've got the "stocks" in the dungeon for any fecker mentioning that on ice show

BEWARE!

Love it!

Penguins and polar bears on ice?

Polar bears are allowed...I kinda like them now

If the polar bears and squirrels were dancing I might be tempted to watch

What about magpies

Be alright if I could mute the little b'stards

Catch the little feckers then stick a little ball gag on the feckers

Must have left that rope when I changed the lock , bet u have it on your new hooks "

Nah I use chains

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"OK iv got the freezer "stocked" up with haagen dazs vanilla ice cream. ...and I've got the "stocks" in the dungeon for any fecker mentioning that on ice show

BEWARE!

Vanilla ...

*childish giggles*"

Keep it to yourself

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By *un4meanduMan  over a year ago

STOTFOLD


"OK iv got the freezer "stocked" up with haagen dazs vanilla ice cream. ...and I've got the "stocks" in the dungeon for any fecker mentioning that on ice show

BEWARE!

Love it!

Penguins and polar bears on ice?

Polar bears are allowed...I kinda like them now

If the polar bears and squirrels were dancing I might be tempted to watch

What about magpies

Be alright if I could mute the little b'stards

Catch the little feckers then stick a little ball gag on the feckers

Must have left that rope when I changed the lock , bet u have it on your new hooks

Nah I use chains "

chains cuffs n gag a quiet life

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"OK iv got the freezer "stocked" up with haagen dazs vanilla ice cream. ...and I've got the "stocks" in the dungeon for any fecker mentioning that on ice show

BEWARE!

Love it!

Penguins and polar bears on ice?

Polar bears are allowed...I kinda like them now

If the polar bears and squirrels were dancing I might be tempted to watch

What about magpies

Be alright if I could mute the little b'stards

Catch the little feckers then stick a little ball gag on the feckers

Must have left that rope when I changed the lock , bet u have it on your new hooks

Nah I use chains chains cuffs n gag a quiet life"

Well it should be....but it's not for my neighbours

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By *un4meanduMan  over a year ago

STOTFOLD


"OK iv got the freezer "stocked" up with haagen dazs vanilla ice cream. ...and I've got the "stocks" in the dungeon for any fecker mentioning that on ice show

BEWARE!

Love it!

Penguins and polar bears on ice?

Polar bears are allowed...I kinda like them now

If the polar bears and squirrels were dancing I might be tempted to watch

What about magpies

Be alright if I could mute the little b'stards

Catch the little feckers then stick a little ball gag on the feckers

Must have left that rope when I changed the lock , bet u have it on your new hooks

Nah I use chains chains cuffs n gag a quiet life

Well it should be....but it's not for my neighbours "

too much banging

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"OK iv got the freezer "stocked" up with haagen dazs vanilla ice cream. ...and I've got the "stocks" in the dungeon for any fecker mentioning that on ice show

BEWARE!

Love it!

Penguins and polar bears on ice?

Polar bears are allowed...I kinda like them now

If the polar bears and squirrels were dancing I might be tempted to watch

What about magpies

Be alright if I could mute the little b'stards

Catch the little feckers then stick a little ball gag on the feckers

Must have left that rope when I changed the lock , bet u have it on your new hooks

Nah I use chains chains cuffs n gag a quiet life

Well it should be....but it's not for my neighbours too much banging"

I wouldn't say banging....well not to start with

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By *un4meanduMan  over a year ago

STOTFOLD


"OK iv got the freezer "stocked" up with haagen dazs vanilla ice cream. ...and I've got the "stocks" in the dungeon for any fecker mentioning that on ice show

BEWARE!

Love it!

Penguins and polar bears on ice?

Polar bears are allowed...I kinda like them now

If the polar bears and squirrels were dancing I might be tempted to watch

What about magpies

Be alright if I could mute the little b'stards

Catch the little feckers then stick a little ball gag on the feckers

Must have left that rope when I changed the lock , bet u have it on your new hooks

Nah I use chains chains cuffs n gag a quiet life

Well it should be....but it's not for my neighbours too much banging

I wouldn't say banging....well not to start with "

The crack of the whip with muffled screams

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"OK iv got the freezer "stocked" up with haagen dazs vanilla ice cream. ...and I've got the "stocks" in the dungeon for any fecker mentioning that on ice show

BEWARE!

Love it!

Penguins and polar bears on ice?

Polar bears are allowed...I kinda like them now

If the polar bears and squirrels were dancing I might be tempted to watch

What about magpies

Be alright if I could mute the little b'stards

Catch the little feckers then stick a little ball gag on the feckers

Must have left that rope when I changed the lock , bet u have it on your new hooks

Nah I use chains chains cuffs n gag a quiet life

Well it should be....but it's not for my neighbours too much banging

I wouldn't say banging....well not to start with

The crack of the whip with muffled screams "

I'm saying feck all

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By *un4meanduMan  over a year ago

STOTFOLD


"OK iv got the freezer "stocked" up with haagen dazs vanilla ice cream. ...and I've got the "stocks" in the dungeon for any fecker mentioning that on ice show

BEWARE!

Love it!

Penguins and polar bears on ice?

Polar bears are allowed...I kinda like them now

If the polar bears and squirrels were dancing I might be tempted to watch

What about magpies

Be alright if I could mute the little b'stards

Catch the little feckers then stick a little ball gag on the feckers

Must have left that rope when I changed the lock , bet u have it on your new hooks

Nah I use chains chains cuffs n gag a quiet life

Well it should be....but it's not for my neighbours too much banging

I wouldn't say banging....well not to start with

The crack of the whip with muffled screams

I'm saying feck all "

Why got your mask on then ? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Aw feck.....it looks like you lot are not ready for a strictly bdsm thread yet

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

So I can't sleep, so hubbys just gone down to make a cup of tea, bless him!

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Aw feck.....it looks like you lot are not ready for a strictly bdsm thread yet "

Think you're right! I'd be ok with the vanilla ice cream though!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Aw feck.....it looks like you lot are not ready for a strictly bdsm thread yet

Think you're right! I'd be ok with the vanilla ice cream though! "

I've ate it all

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Aw feck.....it looks like you lot are not ready for a strictly bdsm thread yet

Think you're right! I'd be ok with the vanilla ice cream though!

I've ate it all "

Tut.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Well having a early night. ..catch ya later x

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Well having a early night. ..catch ya later x"

Ok lovely, xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Rubs eyes and yawns... Morning everyone *waves*

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Rubs eyes and yawns... Morning everyone *waves* "

Morning eenie how's you

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

Morning all!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Morning all!"

Good morning sami. ..you got the courage up to come into this den of iniquity I see

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Rubs eyes and yawns... Morning everyone *waves*

Morning eenie how's you "

Afternoon... Had a very busy morning... On lunch break now

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Rubs eyes and yawns... Morning everyone *waves*

Morning eenie how's you

Afternoon... Had a very busy morning... On lunch break now "

Good girl

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Rubs eyes and yawns... Morning everyone *waves*

Morning eenie how's you

Afternoon... Had a very busy morning... On lunch break now

Good girl "

I'm ALWAYS good, me

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Rubs eyes and yawns... Morning everyone *waves*

Morning eenie how's you

Afternoon... Had a very busy morning... On lunch break now

Good girl

I'm ALWAYS good, me "

chokes coughing says who

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Rubs eyes and yawns... Morning everyone *waves*

Morning eenie how's you

Afternoon... Had a very busy morning... On lunch break now

Good girl

I'm ALWAYS good, me chokes coughing says who "

I'm First Aid trained and will be happy to assist

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Rubs eyes and yawns... Morning everyone *waves*

Morning eenie how's you

Afternoon... Had a very busy morning... On lunch break now

Good girl

I'm ALWAYS good, me chokes coughing says who

I'm First Aid trained and will be happy to assist "

Jeez I'm not into bdsm that much that I need a first aider on standby ffs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Rubs eyes and yawns... Morning everyone *waves*

Morning eenie how's you

Afternoon... Had a very busy morning... On lunch break now

Good girl

I'm ALWAYS good, me chokes coughing says who

I'm First Aid trained and will be happy to assist

Jeez I'm not into bdsm that much that I need a first aider on standby ffs "

You would need one if you tried to spank me

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Rubs eyes and yawns... Morning everyone *waves*

Morning eenie how's you

Afternoon... Had a very busy morning... On lunch break now

Good girl

I'm ALWAYS good, me chokes coughing says who

I'm First Aid trained and will be happy to assist

Jeez I'm not into bdsm that much that I need a first aider on standby ffs

You would need one if you tried to spank me "

I don't do blokes but I could whip your ass any time

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Rubs eyes and yawns... Morning everyone *waves*

Morning eenie how's you

Afternoon... Had a very busy morning... On lunch break now

Good girl

I'm ALWAYS good, me chokes coughing says who

I'm First Aid trained and will be happy to assist

Jeez I'm not into bdsm that much that I need a first aider on standby ffs

You would need one if you tried to spank me

I don't do blokes but I could whip your ass any time"

Dont get your knickers in a twist

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Rubs eyes and yawns... Morning everyone *waves*

Morning eenie how's you

Afternoon... Had a very busy morning... On lunch break now

Good girl

I'm ALWAYS good, me chokes coughing says who

I'm First Aid trained and will be happy to assist

Jeez I'm not into bdsm that much that I need a first aider on standby ffs

You would need one if you tried to spank me

I don't do blokes but I could whip your ass any time

Dont get your knickers in a twist"

Nah when I talk like that ...I have the Y Fronts with skid marks on

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Rubs eyes and yawns... Morning everyone *waves*

Morning eenie how's you

Afternoon... Had a very busy morning... On lunch break now

Good girl

I'm ALWAYS good, me chokes coughing says who

I'm First Aid trained and will be happy to assist

Jeez I'm not into bdsm that much that I need a first aider on standby ffs

You would need one if you tried to spank me

I don't do blokes but I could whip your ass any time

Dont get your knickers in a twist

Nah when I talk like that ...I have the Y Fronts with skid marks on "

I think you have a fetish for skidmarks

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Rubs eyes and yawns... Morning everyone *waves*

Morning eenie how's you

Afternoon... Had a very busy morning... On lunch break now

Good girl

I'm ALWAYS good, me chokes coughing says who

I'm First Aid trained and will be happy to assist

Jeez I'm not into bdsm that much that I need a first aider on standby ffs

You would need one if you tried to spank me

I don't do blokes but I could whip your ass any time

Dont get your knickers in a twist

Nah when I talk like that ...I have the Y Fronts with skid marks on

I think you have a fetish for skidmarks"

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Any sausages going I'm hungry

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Any sausages going I'm hungry"

I've got a couple of chipolatas in the fridge

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh and did I mention iv built a ST Andrews wall

Ok, what's that?

Well it's like a St Andrews cross... but there was no spare wood in the celler...so I drill a load of hooks in the wall "

Which is great unless you have lots of teenagers in the house and need to explain all the hooks.

I'll just wait until they've all left home

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oh and did I mention iv built a ST Andrews wall

Ok, what's that?

Well it's like a St Andrews cross... but there was no spare wood in the celler...so I drill a load of hooks in the wall

Which is great unless you have lots of teenagers in the house and need to explain all the hooks.

I'll just wait until they've all left home "

Oh mine have left home in real life...so the times they visit it can all be camouflaged with a big mirror and some pictures

But hey hang on here we are talking about a fictitious converted wine celler in our thread

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh and did I mention iv built a ST Andrews wall

Ok, what's that?

Well it's like a St Andrews cross... but there was no spare wood in the celler...so I drill a load of hooks in the wall

Which is great unless you have lots of teenagers in the house and need to explain all the hooks.

I'll just wait until they've all left home

Oh mine have left home in real life...so the times they visit it can all be camouflaged with a big mirror and some pictures

But hey hang on here we are talking about a fictitious converted wine celler in our thread"

Oh THAT fictitious one

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oh and did I mention iv built a ST Andrews wall

Ok, what's that?

Well it's like a St Andrews cross... but there was no spare wood in the celler...so I drill a load of hooks in the wall

Which is great unless you have lots of teenagers in the house and need to explain all the hooks.

I'll just wait until they've all left home

Oh mine have left home in real life...so the times they visit it can all be camouflaged with a big mirror and some pictures

But hey hang on here we are talking about a fictitious converted wine celler in our thread

Oh THAT fictitious one "

Shame I couldn't answer that off thread

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Oh and did I mention iv built a ST Andrews wall

Ok, what's that?

Well it's like a St Andrews cross... but there was no spare wood in the celler...so I drill a load of hooks in the wall

Which is great unless you have lots of teenagers in the house and need to explain all the hooks.

I'll just wait until they've all left home

Oh mine have left home in real life...so the times they visit it can all be camouflaged with a big mirror and some pictures

But hey hang on here we are talking about a fictitious converted wine celler in our thread

Oh THAT fictitious one

Shame I couldn't answer that off thread "

ile lock you back in and this time you wont get off so lightly

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh and did I mention iv built a ST Andrews wall

Ok, what's that?

Well it's like a St Andrews cross... but there was no spare wood in the celler...so I drill a load of hooks in the wall

Which is great unless you have lots of teenagers in the house and need to explain all the hooks.

I'll just wait until they've all left home

Oh mine have left home in real life...so the times they visit it can all be camouflaged with a big mirror and some pictures

But hey hang on here we are talking about a fictitious converted wine celler in our thread

Oh THAT fictitious one

Shame I couldn't answer that off thread ile lock you back in and this time you wont get off so lightly "

I'll stick the key down my cleavage... Mistress will NEVER get out then

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oh and did I mention iv built a ST Andrews wall

Ok, what's that?

Well it's like a St Andrews cross... but there was no spare wood in the celler...so I drill a load of hooks in the wall

Which is great unless you have lots of teenagers in the house and need to explain all the hooks.

I'll just wait until they've all left home

Oh mine have left home in real life...so the times they visit it can all be camouflaged with a big mirror and some pictures

But hey hang on here we are talking about a fictitious converted wine celler in our thread

Oh THAT fictitious one

Shame I couldn't answer that off thread ile lock you back in and this time you wont get off so lightly "

Bloody hell it's a bdsm edition

You fecking can't talk to a mistress like that ffs _oddy

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oh and did I mention iv built a ST Andrews wall

Ok, what's that?

Well it's like a St Andrews cross... but there was no spare wood in the celler...so I drill a load of hooks in the wall

Which is great unless you have lots of teenagers in the house and need to explain all the hooks.

I'll just wait until they've all left home

Oh mine have left home in real life...so the times they visit it can all be camouflaged with a big mirror and some pictures

But hey hang on here we are talking about a fictitious converted wine celler in our thread

Oh THAT fictitious one

Shame I couldn't answer that off thread ile lock you back in and this time you wont get off so lightly

I'll stick the key down my cleavage... Mistress will NEVER get out then "

I've got long arms

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Oh and did I mention iv built a ST Andrews wall

Ok, what's that?

Well it's like a St Andrews cross... but there was no spare wood in the celler...so I drill a load of hooks in the wall

Which is great unless you have lots of teenagers in the house and need to explain all the hooks.

I'll just wait until they've all left home

Oh mine have left home in real life...so the times they visit it can all be camouflaged with a big mirror and some pictures

But hey hang on here we are talking about a fictitious converted wine celler in our thread"

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Oh and did I mention iv built a ST Andrews wall

Ok, what's that?

Well it's like a St Andrews cross... but there was no spare wood in the celler...so I drill a load of hooks in the wall

Which is great unless you have lots of teenagers in the house and need to explain all the hooks.

I'll just wait until they've all left home

Oh mine have left home in real life...so the times they visit it can all be camouflaged with a big mirror and some pictures

But hey hang on here we are talking about a fictitious converted wine celler in our thread

Oh THAT fictitious one

Shame I couldn't answer that off thread ile lock you back in and this time you wont get off so lightly "

Throw away the key, Voddy

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Oh and did I mention iv built a ST Andrews wall

Ok, what's that?

Well it's like a St Andrews cross... but there was no spare wood in the celler...so I drill a load of hooks in the wall

Which is great unless you have lots of teenagers in the house and need to explain all the hooks.

I'll just wait until they've all left home

Oh mine have left home in real life...so the times they visit it can all be camouflaged with a big mirror and some pictures

But hey hang on here we are talking about a fictitious converted wine celler in our thread

Oh THAT fictitious one

Shame I couldn't answer that off thread ile lock you back in and this time you wont get off so lightly

I'll stick the key down my cleavage... Mistress will NEVER get out then

I've got long arms "

You'll have fun trying, won't you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oh and did I mention iv built a ST Andrews wall

Ok, what's that?

Well it's like a St Andrews cross... but there was no spare wood in the celler...so I drill a load of hooks in the wall

Which is great unless you have lots of teenagers in the house and need to explain all the hooks.

I'll just wait until they've all left home

Oh mine have left home in real life...so the times they visit it can all be camouflaged with a big mirror and some pictures

But hey hang on here we are talking about a fictitious converted wine celler in our thread

Oh THAT fictitious one

Shame I couldn't answer that off thread ile lock you back in and this time you wont get off so lightly

Throw away the key, Voddy "

I know the combinations

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oh and did I mention iv built a ST Andrews wall

Ok, what's that?

Well it's like a St Andrews cross... but there was no spare wood in the celler...so I drill a load of hooks in the wall

Which is great unless you have lots of teenagers in the house and need to explain all the hooks.

I'll just wait until they've all left home

Oh mine have left home in real life...so the times they visit it can all be camouflaged with a big mirror and some pictures

But hey hang on here we are talking about a fictitious converted wine celler in our thread

Oh THAT fictitious one

Shame I couldn't answer that off thread ile lock you back in and this time you wont get off so lightly

I'll stick the key down my cleavage... Mistress will NEVER get out then

I've got long arms

You'll have fun trying, won't you! "

All in the line off duty

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By *un4meanduMan  over a year ago

STOTFOLD

Sounds like you've all been busy

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Oh and did I mention iv built a ST Andrews wall

Ok, what's that?

Well it's like a St Andrews cross... but there was no spare wood in the celler...so I drill a load of hooks in the wall

Which is great unless you have lots of teenagers in the house and need to explain all the hooks.

I'll just wait until they've all left home

Oh mine have left home in real life...so the times they visit it can all be camouflaged with a big mirror and some pictures

But hey hang on here we are talking about a fictitious converted wine celler in our thread

Oh THAT fictitious one

Shame I couldn't answer that off thread ile lock you back in and this time you wont get off so lightly

I'll stick the key down my cleavage... Mistress will NEVER get out then

I've got long arms

You'll have fun trying, won't you!

All in the line off duty "

But, of course!

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

the only combinations you know is the feckers you wear

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Oh and did I mention iv built a ST Andrews wall

Ok, what's that?

Well it's like a St Andrews cross... but there was no spare wood in the celler...so I drill a load of hooks in the wall

Which is great unless you have lots of teenagers in the house and need to explain all the hooks.

I'll just wait until they've all left home

Oh mine have left home in real life...so the times they visit it can all be camouflaged with a big mirror and some pictures

But hey hang on here we are talking about a fictitious converted wine celler in our thread

Oh THAT fictitious one

Shame I couldn't answer that off thread ile lock you back in and this time you wont get off so lightly

Bloody hell it's a bdsm edition

You fecking can't talk to a mistress like that ffs _oddy"

can and will

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Oh and did I mention iv built a ST Andrews wall

Ok, what's that?

Well it's like a St Andrews cross... but there was no spare wood in the celler...so I drill a load of hooks in the wall

Which is great unless you have lots of teenagers in the house and need to explain all the hooks.

I'll just wait until they've all left home

Oh mine have left home in real life...so the times they visit it can all be camouflaged with a big mirror and some pictures

But hey hang on here we are talking about a fictitious converted wine celler in our thread

Oh THAT fictitious one

Shame I couldn't answer that off thread ile lock you back in and this time you wont get off so lightly

Bloody hell it's a bdsm edition

You fecking can't talk to a mistress like that ffs _oddycan and will"

Ooooooohhhh!.....fight!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Sounds like you've all been busy "

You seem to have gone to the dogs

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oh and did I mention iv built a ST Andrews wall

Ok, what's that?

Well it's like a St Andrews cross... but there was no spare wood in the celler...so I drill a load of hooks in the wall

Which is great unless you have lots of teenagers in the house and need to explain all the hooks.

I'll just wait until they've all left home

Oh mine have left home in real life...so the times they visit it can all be camouflaged with a big mirror and some pictures

But hey hang on here we are talking about a fictitious converted wine celler in our thread

Oh THAT fictitious one

Shame I couldn't answer that off thread ile lock you back in and this time you wont get off so lightly

I'll stick the key down my cleavage... Mistress will NEVER get out then

I've got long arms

You'll have fun trying, won't you!

All in the line off duty

But, of course! "

I'm forget what thread I'm on....that's next year

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"the only combinations you know is the feckers you wear "

Nah I picked a load up cheap at Tesco

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Sounds like you've all been busy

You seem to have gone to the dogs "

you entering crufts then god knows what breed ud be

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oh and did I mention iv built a ST Andrews wall

Ok, what's that?

Well it's like a St Andrews cross... but there was no spare wood in the celler...so I drill a load of hooks in the wall

Which is great unless you have lots of teenagers in the house and need to explain all the hooks.

I'll just wait until they've all left home

Oh mine have left home in real life...so the times they visit it can all be camouflaged with a big mirror and some pictures

But hey hang on here we are talking about a fictitious converted wine celler in our thread

Oh THAT fictitious one

Shame I couldn't answer that off thread ile lock you back in and this time you wont get off so lightly

Bloody hell it's a bdsm edition

You fecking can't talk to a mistress like that ffs _oddycan and will"

Ffs there's no order in here

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oh and did I mention iv built a ST Andrews wall

Ok, what's that?

Well it's like a St Andrews cross... but there was no spare wood in the celler...so I drill a load of hooks in the wall

Which is great unless you have lots of teenagers in the house and need to explain all the hooks.

I'll just wait until they've all left home

Oh mine have left home in real life...so the times they visit it can all be camouflaged with a big mirror and some pictures

But hey hang on here we are talking about a fictitious converted wine celler in our thread

Oh THAT fictitious one

Shame I couldn't answer that off thread ile lock you back in and this time you wont get off so lightly

Bloody hell it's a bdsm edition

You fecking can't talk to a mistress like that ffs _oddycan and will

Ooooooohhhh!.....fight! "

Oi stop fecking stirring it you

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Sounds like you've all been busy

You seem to have gone to the dogs you entering crufts then god knows what breed ud be "

A Afghan hound...a big proud fecker

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By *un4meanduMan  over a year ago

STOTFOLD


"Sounds like you've all been busy

You seem to have gone to the dogs you entering crufts then god knows what breed ud be

A Afghan hound...a big proud fecker "

Great dane looks hard but not or is it lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Sounds like you've all been busy

You seem to have gone to the dogs you entering crufts then god knows what breed ud be

A Afghan hound...a big proud fecker

Great dane looks hard but not or is it lol "

I haven't a scooby doo

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Sounds like you've all been busy

You seem to have gone to the dogs you entering crufts then god knows what breed ud be

A Afghan hound...a big proud fecker "

more loke a piddling poodle

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Oh and did I mention iv built a ST Andrews wall

Ok, what's that?

Well it's like a St Andrews cross... but there was no spare wood in the celler...so I drill a load of hooks in the wall

Which is great unless you have lots of teenagers in the house and need to explain all the hooks.

I'll just wait until they've all left home

Oh mine have left home in real life...so the times they visit it can all be camouflaged with a big mirror and some pictures

But hey hang on here we are talking about a fictitious converted wine celler in our thread

Oh THAT fictitious one

Shame I couldn't answer that off thread ile lock you back in and this time you wont get off so lightly

Bloody hell it's a bdsm edition

You fecking can't talk to a mistress like that ffs _oddycan and will

Ooooooohhhh!.....fight!

Oi stop fecking stirring it you "

and dpnt pick on sami ether

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Sounds like you've all been busy

You seem to have gone to the dogs you entering crufts then god knows what breed ud be

A Afghan hound...a big proud fecker more loke a piddling poodle"

Oi fecker I've told you

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oh and did I mention iv built a ST Andrews wall

Ok, what's that?

Well it's like a St Andrews cross... but there was no spare wood in the celler...so I drill a load of hooks in the wall

Which is great unless you have lots of teenagers in the house and need to explain all the hooks.

I'll just wait until they've all left home

Oh mine have left home in real life...so the times they visit it can all be camouflaged with a big mirror and some pictures

But hey hang on here we are talking about a fictitious converted wine celler in our thread

Oh THAT fictitious one

Shame I couldn't answer that off thread ile lock you back in and this time you wont get off so lightly

Bloody hell it's a bdsm edition

You fecking can't talk to a mistress like that ffs _oddycan and will

Ooooooohhhh!.....fight!

Oi stop fecking stirring it you and dpnt pick on sami ether"

She loves it really....she's a closet subbie

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Sounds like you've all been busy

You seem to have gone to the dogs you entering crufts then god knows what breed ud be

A Afghan hound...a big proud fecker more loke a piddling poodle

Oi fecker I've told you "

yeh yeh whatever

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

right who wants coffee

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By *un4meanduMan  over a year ago

STOTFOLD


"Oh and did I mention iv built a ST Andrews wall

Ok, what's that?

Well it's like a St Andrews cross... but there was no spare wood in the celler...so I drill a load of hooks in the wall

Which is great unless you have lots of teenagers in the house and need to explain all the hooks.

I'll just wait until they've all left home

Oh mine have left home in real life...so the times they visit it can all be camouflaged with a big mirror and some pictures

But hey hang on here we are talking about a fictitious converted wine celler in our thread

Oh THAT fictitious one

Shame I couldn't answer that off thread ile lock you back in and this time you wont get off so lightly

Bloody hell it's a bdsm edition

You fecking can't talk to a mistress like that ffs _oddycan and will

Ooooooohhhh!.....fight!

Oi stop fecking stirring it you and dpnt pick on sami ether

She loves it really....she's a closet subbie "

so whos the Rottweiler

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"right who wants coffee"

I'd love a cup

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By *un4meanduMan  over a year ago

STOTFOLD


"right who wants coffee"

Tea for me please and I've got choccie biscuits to go with it

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oh and did I mention iv built a ST Andrews wall

Ok, what's that?

Well it's like a St Andrews cross... but there was no spare wood in the celler...so I drill a load of hooks in the wall

Which is great unless you have lots of teenagers in the house and need to explain all the hooks.

I'll just wait until they've all left home

Oh mine have left home in real life...so the times they visit it can all be camouflaged with a big mirror and some pictures

But hey hang on here we are talking about a fictitious converted wine celler in our thread

Oh THAT fictitious one

Shame I couldn't answer that off thread ile lock you back in and this time you wont get off so lightly

Bloody hell it's a bdsm edition

You fecking can't talk to a mistress like that ffs _oddycan and will

Ooooooohhhh!.....fight!

Oi stop fecking stirring it you and dpnt pick on sami ether

She loves it really....she's a closet subbie so whos the Rottweiler "

The rotty? I'll let you guess

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By *un4meanduMan  over a year ago

STOTFOLD


"Oh and did I mention iv built a ST Andrews wall

Ok, what's that?

Well it's like a St Andrews cross... but there was no spare wood in the celler...so I drill a load of hooks in the wall

Which is great unless you have lots of teenagers in the house and need to explain all the hooks.

I'll just wait until they've all left home

Oh mine have left home in real life...so the times they visit it can all be camouflaged with a big mirror and some pictures

But hey hang on here we are talking about a fictitious converted wine celler in our thread

Oh THAT fictitious one

Shame I couldn't answer that off thread ile lock you back in and this time you wont get off so lightly

Bloody hell it's a bdsm edition

You fecking can't talk to a mistress like that ffs _oddycan and will

Ooooooohhhh!.....fight!

Oi stop fecking stirring it you and dpnt pick on sami ether

She loves it really....she's a closet subbie so whos the Rottweiler

The rotty? I'll let you guess "

Jack Russell nipping and doesn't give up lol

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

one large tea one instant coffee and a nice latte for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oh and did I mention iv built a ST Andrews wall

Ok, what's that?

Well it's like a St Andrews cross... but there was no spare wood in the celler...so I drill a load of hooks in the wall

Which is great unless you have lots of teenagers in the house and need to explain all the hooks.

I'll just wait until they've all left home

Oh mine have left home in real life...so the times they visit it can all be camouflaged with a big mirror and some pictures

But hey hang on here we are talking about a fictitious converted wine celler in our thread

Oh THAT fictitious one

Shame I couldn't answer that off thread ile lock you back in and this time you wont get off so lightly

Bloody hell it's a bdsm edition

You fecking can't talk to a mistress like that ffs _oddycan and will

Ooooooohhhh!.....fight!

Oi stop fecking stirring it you and dpnt pick on sami ether

She loves it really....she's a closet subbie so whos the Rottweiler

The rotty? I'll let you guess

Jack Russell nipping and doesn't give up lol"

They do when you back heel a stone into them....true story

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Oh and did I mention iv built a ST Andrews wall

Ok, what's that?

Well it's like a St Andrews cross... but there was no spare wood in the celler...so I drill a load of hooks in the wall

Which is great unless you have lots of teenagers in the house and need to explain all the hooks.

I'll just wait until they've all left home

Oh mine have left home in real life...so the times they visit it can all be camouflaged with a big mirror and some pictures

But hey hang on here we are talking about a fictitious converted wine celler in our thread

Oh THAT fictitious one

Shame I couldn't answer that off thread ile lock you back in and this time you wont get off so lightly

Bloody hell it's a bdsm edition

You fecking can't talk to a mistress like that ffs _oddycan and will

Ooooooohhhh!.....fight!

Oi stop fecking stirring it you and dpnt pick on sami ether

She loves it really....she's a closet subbie so whos the Rottweiler

The rotty? I'll let you guess

Jack Russell nipping and doesn't give up lol"

dont stop fecken yapping ether

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"one large tea one instant coffee and a nice latte for me"

I hope it sets you off coughing again

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By *un4meanduMan  over a year ago

STOTFOLD

Cheers cup of tea waited all day for that ,

So wh wants biscuits

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Cheers cup of tea waited all day for that ,

So wh wants biscuits

"

Not for instant....fecking waste of a good biscuit

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By *un4meanduMan  over a year ago

STOTFOLD


"Cheers cup of tea waited all day for that ,

So wh wants biscuits

Not for instant....fecking waste of a good biscuit "

All the good stuff was d*unk while you were locked up

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By *un4meanduMan  over a year ago

STOTFOLD

Everyone fell asleep then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Good morning all x

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By *un4meanduMan  over a year ago

STOTFOLD


"Good morning all x "

Morning tumble in here I think mistress locked them all in lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good morning all x "

Morning angie...is it any warmer.up your way?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Aw feck.....it looks like you lot are not ready for a strictly bdsm thread yet "

Ready for strictly Bdsm

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good morning all x

Morning angie...is it any warmer.up your way? "

Hi mistress no it isn’t. I’m staying in until later when hopefully it will have thawed out x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Aw feck.....it looks like you lot are not ready for a strictly bdsm thread yet

Ready for strictly Bdsm"

At last ....welcome

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good morning all x

Morning angie...is it any warmer.up your way?

Hi mistress no it isn’t. I’m staying in until later when hopefully it will have thawed out x "

Ah its better here today

Yesterday though ...the car was totally white with frost until after 2 in the after noon

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

Quick hello and goodbye. Off to hospital in London with sister in law for check up. Catcha later.

xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Quick hello and goodbye. Off to hospital in London with sister in law for check up. Catcha later.

xx"

You say hello....and I say goodbye

See you later _amiss x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good morning all x

Morning angie...is it any warmer.up your way?

Hi mistress no it isn’t. I’m staying in until later when hopefully it will have thawed out x

Ah its better here today

Yesterday though ...the car was totally white with frost until after 2 in the after noon "

It doesn’t look any better here today. I actually closed my curtains in the living room last night I was that cold x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good morning all x

Morning angie...is it any warmer.up your way?

Hi mistress no it isn’t. I’m staying in until later when hopefully it will have thawed out x

Ah its better here today

Yesterday though ...the car was totally white with frost until after 2 in the after noon

It doesn’t look any better here today. I actually closed my curtains in the living room last night I was that cold x "

With what I wear ....I've got to do that all the time

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good morning all x

Morning angie...is it any warmer.up your way?

Hi mistress no it isn’t. I’m staying in until later when hopefully it will have thawed out x

Ah its better here today

Yesterday though ...the car was totally white with frost until after 2 in the after noon

It doesn’t look any better here today. I actually closed my curtains in the living room last night I was that cold x

With what I wear ....I've got to do that all the time "

Yes I suppose you do. Pity people aren’t always as tolerant as they claim to be x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good morning all x

Morning angie...is it any warmer.up your way?

Hi mistress no it isn’t. I’m staying in until later when hopefully it will have thawed out x

Ah its better here today

Yesterday though ...the car was totally white with frost until after 2 in the after noon

It doesn’t look any better here today. I actually closed my curtains in the living room last night I was that cold x

With what I wear ....I've got to do that all the time

Yes I suppose you do. Pity people aren’t always as tolerant as they claim to be x "

If only we didn't have vanilla nieghbours

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By *un4meanduMan  over a year ago

STOTFOLD


"Good morning all x

Morning angie...is it any warmer.up your way?

Hi mistress no it isn’t. I’m staying in until later when hopefully it will have thawed out x

Ah its better here today (thum

Yesterday though ...the car was totally white with frost until after 2 in the after noon

It doesn’t look any better here today. I actually closed my curtains in the living room last night I was that cold x

With what I wear ....I've got to do that all the time

Yes I suppose you do. Pity people aren’t always as tolerant as they claim to be x

If only we didn't have vanilla nieghbours "

Only 1 vanilla thing that's good that's ice cream

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good morning all x

Morning angie...is it any warmer.up your way?

Hi mistress no it isn’t. I’m staying in until later when hopefully it will have thawed out x

Ah its better here today (thum

Yesterday though ...the car was totally white with frost until after 2 in the after noon

It doesn’t look any better here today. I actually closed my curtains in the living room last night I was that cold x

With what I wear ....I've got to do that all the time

Yes I suppose you do. Pity people aren’t always as tolerant as they claim to be x

If only we didn't have vanilla nieghbours

Only 1 vanilla thing that's good that's ice cream "

And that's only haagen dazs ice cream

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By *un4meanduMan  over a year ago

STOTFOLD


"Good morning all x

Morning angie...is it any warmer.up your way?

Hi mistress no it isn’t. I’m staying in until later when hopefully it will have thawed out x

Ah its better here today (thum

Yesterday though ...the car was totally white with frost until after 2 in the after noon

It doesn’t look any better here today. I actually closed my curtains in the living room last night I was that cold x

With what I wear ....I've got to do that all the time

Yes I suppose you do. Pity people aren’t always as tolerant as they claim to be x

If only we didn't have vanilla nieghbours

Only 1 vanilla thing that's good that's ice cream

And that's only haagen dazs ice cream"

No ben and jerrys then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh my god.

I have just ordered MORE lingerie...

Whoops

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh and did I mention iv built a ST Andrews wall

Ok, what's that?

Well it's like a St Andrews cross... but there was no spare wood in the celler...so I drill a load of hooks in the wall

Which is great unless you have lots of teenagers in the house and need to explain all the hooks.

I'll just wait until they've all left home

Oh mine have left home in real life...so the times they visit it can all be camouflaged with a big mirror and some pictures

But hey hang on here we are talking about a fictitious converted wine celler in our thread

Oh THAT fictitious one

Shame I couldn't answer that off thread ile lock you back in and this time you wont get off so lightly

I'll stick the key down my cleavage... Mistress will NEVER get out then

I've got long arms

You'll have fun trying, won't you!

All in the line off duty

But, of course! "

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oh my god.

I have just ordered MORE lingerie...

Whoops "

Mine has just been delivered

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oh my god.

I have just ordered MORE lingerie...

Whoops

Mine has just been delivered "

And a new black Mistress dress....new corset will be here tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh my god.

I have just ordered MORE lingerie...

Whoops

Mine has just been delivered "

I only took delivery of the last lot the week before last!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oh my god.

I have just ordered MORE lingerie...

Whoops

Mine has just been delivered

I only took delivery of the last lot the week before last!! "

I've got to buy for fecking two though

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh my god.

I have just ordered MORE lingerie...

Whoops

Mine has just been delivered

I only took delivery of the last lot the week before last!!

I've got to buy for fecking two though "

Oh aye?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oh my god.

I have just ordered MORE lingerie...

Whoops

Mine has just been delivered

I only took delivery of the last lot the week before last!!

I've got to buy for fecking two though

Oh aye? "

Cloths for man me and Mistress me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh my god.

I have just ordered MORE lingerie...

Whoops

Mine has just been delivered

I only took delivery of the last lot the week before last!!

I've got to buy for fecking two though

Oh aye?

Cloths for man me and Mistress me "

Oh haha I thought you meant lingerie for 2

It's been a tough day!!

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By *un4meanduMan  over a year ago

STOTFOLD


"Oh my god.

I have just ordered MORE lingerie...

Whoops

Mine has just been delivered

I only took delivery of the last lot the week before last!!

I've got to buy for fecking two though

Oh aye?

Cloths for man me and Mistress me "

At least your man you knows what your mistress you wants to wear lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oh my god.

I have just ordered MORE lingerie...

Whoops

Mine has just been delivered

I only took delivery of the last lot the week before last!!

I've got to buy for fecking two though

Oh aye?

Cloths for man me and Mistress me

Oh haha I thought you meant lingerie for 2

It's been a tough day!! "

Don't get your lingerie in a twist

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oh my god.

I have just ordered MORE lingerie...

Whoops

Mine has just been delivered

I only took delivery of the last lot the week before last!!

I've got to buy for fecking two though

Oh aye?

Cloths for man me and Mistress me

At least your man you knows what your mistress you wants to wear lol "

Ah but it's a lot nicer when a woman buys it for you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh my god.

I have just ordered MORE lingerie...

Whoops

Mine has just been delivered

I only took delivery of the last lot the week before last!!

I've got to buy for fecking two though

Oh aye?

Cloths for man me and Mistress me

Oh haha I thought you meant lingerie for 2

It's been a tough day!!

Don't get your lingerie in a twist "

Meeeeee? As if!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oh my god.

I have just ordered MORE lingerie...

Whoops

Mine has just been delivered

I only took delivery of the last lot the week before last!!

I've got to buy for fecking two though

Oh aye?

Cloths for man me and Mistress me

Oh haha I thought you meant lingerie for 2

It's been a tough day!!

Don't get your lingerie in a twist

Meeeeee? As if!!! "

Love your profile pic

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

Evening all, hope you've all been behaving

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Evening all, hope you've all been behaving "

Evening sami...how did the hospital go?

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening all, hope you've all been behaving

Evening sami...how did the hospital go? "

It went really well, thank you. All her bloods were good. Going for scan in 2 weeks to see if drugs are still keeping the cancer at bay.

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

evening all i have hot chocalate and bacon butties help yaselfs

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Evening all, hope you've all been behaving

Evening sami...how did the hospital go?

It went really well, thank you. All her bloods were good. Going for scan in 2 weeks to see if drugs are still keeping the cancer at bay. "

Hope it is

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"evening all i have hot chocalate and bacon butties help yaselfs "

I've got a latte...give up on you after last night's fecking instant

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"evening all i have hot chocalate and bacon butties help yaselfs

I've got a latte...give up on you after last night's fecking instant "

well you did rather ask for it

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"evening all i have hot chocalate and bacon butties help yaselfs "

Mmmm....hot chocolate please

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening all, hope you've all been behaving

Evening sami...how did the hospital go?

It went really well, thank you. All her bloods were good. Going for scan in 2 weeks to see if drugs are still keeping the cancer at bay.

Hope it is "

Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"evening all i have hot chocalate and bacon butties help yaselfs

Mmmm....hot chocolate please "

I think some fecker has nicked her kettle

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"evening all i have hot chocalate and bacon butties help yaselfs

Mmmm....hot chocolate please

I think some fecker has nicked her kettle "

Yep go out for the day and the fecking kettle's been 'half inched'

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"evening all i have hot chocalate and bacon butties help yaselfs

Mmmm....hot chocolate please

I think some fecker has nicked her kettle

Yep go out for the day and the fecking kettle's been 'half inched' "

Oi like the new mistress dress sami?

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"evening all i have hot chocalate and bacon butties help yaselfs

Mmmm....hot chocolate please

I think some fecker has nicked her kettle

Yep go out for the day and the fecking kettle's been 'half inched'

Oi like the new mistress dress sami? "

Actually, I do, love the boots too

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"evening all i have hot chocalate and bacon butties help yaselfs

Mmmm....hot chocolate please

I think some fecker has nicked her kettle "

yeah you

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"evening all i have hot chocalate and bacon butties help yaselfs

Mmmm....hot chocolate please

I think some fecker has nicked her kettle

Yep go out for the day and the fecking kettle's been 'half inched'

Oi like the new mistress dress sami? "

oi thats where me new dress went give it back

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"evening all i have hot chocalate and bacon butties help yaselfs

Mmmm....hot chocolate please

I think some fecker has nicked her kettle

Yep go out for the day and the fecking kettle's been 'half inched'

Oi like the new mistress dress sami?

Actually, I do, love the boots too "

Aw but your bored with girl on girl aren't you

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"evening all i have hot chocalate and bacon butties help yaselfs

Mmmm....hot chocolate please

I think some fecker has nicked her kettle yeah you "

Bugger off I'm a fecking coffee snob ffs

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"evening all i have hot chocalate and bacon butties help yaselfs

Mmmm....hot chocolate please

I think some fecker has nicked her kettle

Yep go out for the day and the fecking kettle's been 'half inched'

Oi like the new mistress dress sami? oi thats where me new dress went give it back"

Bugger off this is amazon's finest

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"evening all i have hot chocalate and bacon butties help yaselfs

Mmmm....hot chocolate please

I think some fecker has nicked her kettle

Yep go out for the day and the fecking kettle's been 'half inched'

Oi like the new mistress dress sami?

Actually, I do, love the boots too

Aw but your bored with girl on girl aren't you "

Only men for me, tried it, didn't like it!

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"evening all i have hot chocalate and bacon butties help yaselfs

Mmmm....hot chocolate please

I think some fecker has nicked her kettle

Yep go out for the day and the fecking kettle's been 'half inched'

Oi like the new mistress dress sami? oi thats where me new dress went give it back"

Haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"evening all i have hot chocalate and bacon butties help yaselfs

Mmmm....hot chocolate please

I think some fecker has nicked her kettle

Yep go out for the day and the fecking kettle's been 'half inched'

Oi like the new mistress dress sami?

Actually, I do, love the boots too

Aw but your bored with girl on girl aren't you

Only men for me, tried it, didn't like it! "

Ok I can leave my hat and dress off

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"evening all i have hot chocalate and bacon butties help yaselfs

Mmmm....hot chocolate please

I think some fecker has nicked her kettle

Yep go out for the day and the fecking kettle's been 'half inched'

Oi like the new mistress dress sami?

Actually, I do, love the boots too

Aw but your bored with girl on girl aren't you

Only men for me, tried it, didn't like it!

Ok I can leave my hat and dress off "

Haha, love it Its the physical thing, ladies don't have the 'bits' I'm interested in!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Ill tell you what _amiss!!

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Ill tell you what _amiss!!"

Haha, what...?

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"evening all i have hot chocalate and bacon butties help yaselfs

Mmmm....hot chocolate please

I think some fecker has nicked her kettle

Yep go out for the day and the fecking kettle's been 'half inched'

Oi like the new mistress dress sami?

Actually, I do, love the boots too

Aw but your bored with girl on girl aren't you

Only men for me, tried it, didn't like it!

Ok I can leave my hat and dress off "

please dont think of the neighbours

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"evening all i have hot chocalate and bacon butties help yaselfs

Mmmm....hot chocolate please

I think some fecker has nicked her kettle

Yep go out for the day and the fecking kettle's been 'half inched'

Oi like the new mistress dress sami?

Actually, I do, love the boots too

Aw but your bored with girl on girl aren't you

Only men for me, tried it, didn't like it!

Ok I can leave my hat and dress off please dont think of the neighbours"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ill tell you what _amiss!!

Haha, what...? "

Just had to take them boots off...fecking killing me big toes

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"evening all i have hot chocalate and bacon butties help yaselfs

Mmmm....hot chocolate please

I think some fecker has nicked her kettle

Yep go out for the day and the fecking kettle's been 'half inched'

Oi like the new mistress dress sami?

Actually, I do, love the boots too

Aw but your bored with girl on girl aren't you

Only men for me, tried it, didn't like it!

Ok I can leave my hat and dress off please dont think of the neighbours"

The blinds are shut

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Ill tell you what _amiss!!

Haha, what...?

Just had to take them boots off...fecking killing me big toes "

Maybe they're too small, give them to me and I don't have bunions

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Ill tell you what _amiss!!

Haha, what...?

Just had to take them boots off...fecking killing me big toes "

hobbits

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ill tell you what _amiss!!

Haha, what...?

Just had to take them boots off...fecking killing me big toes

Maybe they're too small, give them to me and I don't have bunions "

Hey I was only at the chiropodist last week...feet have never been so looked after

Who's doing the next?

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