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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Okay, here's the thing, I read lots and lots about what you want, what your looking for, but some aren't finding it (some are lucky and now meet with their FWB) Now here's a chance to say what your offering. Think of these posts as an advertisement rather than a wanted advert.
Are you a sensual shag? Or a meaningful filthy fuck and go? Do you bring along another two friends, or do you bring a bag of toys to your meets. Maybe it's Netflix an chill in your gaff that you offer (do people still do this? )
Say it, and someone might just be in the market for your services.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sensual or filthy depends on who I’m with...and how they play it.
If entertaining then yes...it could be Netflix etc. Certainly I provide drinks, of whatever kind, nibbles etc. If visiting then I would, normally take wine etc...(for us both to drink...not as a “gift”).
Do I have a “bag of toys”?.... yes I do...depends on the level of kink required as to wether, or how many of these may get used.
Mostly what I bring is myself, a sense of fun, and no hang-ups.
Is that the kind of thing you mean OP? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sensual or filthy depends on who I’m with...and how they play it.
If entertaining then yes...it could be Netflix etc. Certainly I provide drinks, of whatever kind, nibbles etc. If visiting then I would, normally take wine etc...(for us both to drink...not as a “gift”).
Do I have a “bag of toys”?.... yes I do...depends on the level of kink required as to wether, or how many of these may get used.
Mostly what I bring is myself, a sense of fun, and no hang-ups.
Is that the kind of thing you mean OP?"
That is the kind of thing I wanted,....as you can see with the rest, not what I expected  |
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Awesome blow jobs on tap. Happy to pleasure the right man while he checks on the footie scores. Just kneel between his legs and edge him over and over until he tells me. He can't stand it anymore.
Every ready for sex. Really like the idea of being his sex toy. His good girl
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I make fantasies a reality. But only if I get something specific in return. I won't say what it is but it's not money or similar.
MMF, MFF, MFTV, outdoor sex, MFMFMF, clubs, toys, tie and tease, strap on fucking, tied and fucked, CFNM, wanking with oils, Domme, sex parties, watching, being watched, 699, teased and fucked till his legs were like jelly.... I made some ...or all... a reality.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wow all this talent...
And then there's a trogladye...
Throwing his own poo at stuff and calling it art...
What can I do for fab?
Mmmmm...
I'll leave now... where's my furs
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By *icearmsMan
over a year ago
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"Awesome blow jobs on tap. Happy to pleasure the right man while he checks on the footie scores. Just kneel between his legs and edge him over and over until he tells me. He can't stand it anymore.
Every ready for sex. Really like the idea of being his sex toy. His good girl
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Every ready... (gets red pen out and circles mistake)  |
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"Awesome blow jobs on tap. Happy to pleasure the right man while he checks on the footie scores. Just kneel between his legs and edge him over and over until he tells me. He can't stand it anymore.
Every ready for sex. Really like the idea of being his sex toy. His good girl
Every ready... (gets red pen out and circles mistake) "
Get the cane out instead |
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By *icearmsMan
over a year ago
KIDLINGTON |
"Awesome blow jobs on tap. Happy to pleasure the right man while he checks on the footie scores. Just kneel between his legs and edge him over and over until he tells me. He can't stand it anymore.
Every ready for sex. Really like the idea of being his sex toy. His good girl
Every ready... (gets red pen out and circles mistake)
Get the cane out instead "
Yeah but you'd like that too much... |
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"Awesome blow jobs on tap. Happy to pleasure the right man while he checks on the footie scores. Just kneel between his legs and edge him over and over until he tells me. He can't stand it anymore.
Every ready for sex. Really like the idea of being his sex toy. His good girl
Every ready... (gets red pen out and circles mistake)
Get the cane out instead
Yeah but you'd like that too much... "
Paddle then |
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By *icearmsMan
over a year ago
KIDLINGTON |
"Awesome blow jobs on tap. Happy to pleasure the right man while he checks on the footie scores. Just kneel between his legs and edge him over and over until he tells me. He can't stand it anymore.
Every ready for sex. Really like the idea of being his sex toy. His good girl
Every ready... (gets red pen out and circles mistake)
Get the cane out instead
Yeah but you'd like that too much...
Paddle then "
Rope and clamps.. |
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"Also like to play a bit bratty just naughty enough to frustrate but still be loveable
The fine line between the two that most get so wrong lol "
Love it when they say 'you're being so naughty today' but with a great big smile on their face because they're enjoying it really |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Soft, gentle and passionate, or mainly hot raw and filthy. Blowjobs that literally blow your mind, and a love of good hot sex. Have got a bag of toys if liked. And lots of stamina x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sensual or filthy depends on who I’m with...and how they play it.
If entertaining then yes...it could be Netflix etc. Certainly I provide drinks, of whatever kind, nibbles etc. If visiting then I would, normally take wine etc...(for us both to drink...not as a “gift”).
Do I have a “bag of toys”?.... yes I do...depends on the level of kink required as to wether, or how many of these may get used.
Mostly what I bring is myself, a sense of fun, and no hang-ups.
Is that the kind of thing you mean OP?
That is the kind of thing I wanted,....as you can see with the rest, not what I expected "
What about you OP? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sensual or filthy depends on who I’m with...and how they play it.
If entertaining then yes...it could be Netflix etc. Certainly I provide drinks, of whatever kind, nibbles etc. If visiting then I would, normally take wine etc...(for us both to drink...not as a “gift”).
Do I have a “bag of toys”?.... yes I do...depends on the level of kink required as to wether, or how many of these may get used.
Mostly what I bring is myself, a sense of fun, and no hang-ups.
Is that the kind of thing you mean OP?
That is the kind of thing I wanted,....as you can see with the rest, not what I expected
What about you OP? "
I'm a disposable cock, someone who just wants to bang you and never speak to you again.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sensual or filthy depends on who I’m with...and how they play it.
If entertaining then yes...it could be Netflix etc. Certainly I provide drinks, of whatever kind, nibbles etc. If visiting then I would, normally take wine etc...(for us both to drink...not as a “gift”).
Do I have a “bag of toys”?.... yes I do...depends on the level of kink required as to wether, or how many of these may get used.
Mostly what I bring is myself, a sense of fun, and no hang-ups.
Is that the kind of thing you mean OP?
That is the kind of thing I wanted,....as you can see with the rest, not what I expected
What about you OP?
I'm a disposable cock, someone who just wants to bang you and never speak to you again. "
Fuck it n chuck it. They love that.   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sensual or filthy depends on who I’m with...and how they play it.
If entertaining then yes...it could be Netflix etc. Certainly I provide drinks, of whatever kind, nibbles etc. If visiting then I would, normally take wine etc...(for us both to drink...not as a “gift”).
Do I have a “bag of toys”?.... yes I do...depends on the level of kink required as to wether, or how many of these may get used.
Mostly what I bring is myself, a sense of fun, and no hang-ups.
Is that the kind of thing you mean OP?
That is the kind of thing I wanted,....as you can see with the rest, not what I expected
What about you OP?
I'm a disposable cock, someone who just wants to bang you and never speak to you again.
Fuck it n chuck it. They love that. "
I can bring spare batteries for your Sky remote |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sensual or filthy depends on who I’m with...and how they play it.
If entertaining then yes...it could be Netflix etc. Certainly I provide drinks, of whatever kind, nibbles etc. If visiting then I would, normally take wine etc...(for us both to drink...not as a “gift”).
Do I have a “bag of toys”?.... yes I do...depends on the level of kink required as to wether, or how many of these may get used.
Mostly what I bring is myself, a sense of fun, and no hang-ups.
Is that the kind of thing you mean OP?
That is the kind of thing I wanted,....as you can see with the rest, not what I expected
What about you OP?
I'm a disposable cock, someone who just wants to bang you and never speak to you again.
Fuck it n chuck it. They love that. "
I knew I'd found a niche market |
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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago
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"Awesome blow jobs on tap. Happy to pleasure the right man while he checks on the footie scores. Just kneel between his legs and edge him over and over until he tells me. He can't stand it anymore.
Every ready for sex. Really like the idea of being his sex toy. His good girl
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Sold! |
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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago
Best Greggs in Cheshire East |
"Soft, gentle and passionate, or mainly hot raw and filthy. Blowjobs that literally blow your mind, and a love of good hot sex. Have got a bag of toys if liked. And lots of stamina x "
Also sold! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I offer my body up for you to do as you wish
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(Within pre determined boundaries that can squeeze into a few hour hotel slot )
The pre determined boundaries, are they set by you or by me?  "
Both I find works best  |
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I wonder how many guys have sat in the pub wishing for a connection to be made with the gorgeous woman across the bar . The one who is dressed to thrill , the one who has those eyes that just let you know she’s naughty , the one who teasingly flashes a bit more cleavage than the others , and just a hint of stocking top .
How would you play it if she made it clear she was interested ? Would you be up for the challenge ?
A no strings , but highly charged erotic and passionate encounter beginning in a busy pub and ending up somewhere quiet if it all goes well .......
That’s what we offer |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I wonder how many guys have sat in the pub wishing for a connection to be made with the gorgeous woman across the bar . The one who is dressed to thrill , the one who has those eyes that just let you know she’s naughty , the one who teasingly flashes a bit more cleavage than the others , and just a hint of stocking top .
How would you play it if she made it clear she was interested ? Would you be up for the challenge ?
A no strings , but highly charged erotic and passionate encounter beginning in a busy pub and ending up somewhere quiet if it all goes well .......
That’s what we offer "
Is she drinking from a pint glass? that's the details I need. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Errrmmm... I can fix a leaky tap?
How's that?
I am a leaky tap.
Fix me?"
Hmmm... it may be a bit more involved than just a washer... I may have to do some grinding... Is that okay Miss Estella? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What about you OP?
I'm a disposable cock, someone who just wants to bang you and never speak to you again.
Fuck it n chuck it. They love that.
I knew I'd found a niche market "
Amd I'll add...men only.
#NotSorry. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a summer breeze, blowing through the jasmine in your mind.
You'll be walking on air when you leave me.
Today's earworm award goes to... "
Thank me later |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sensual or filthy depends on who I’m with...and how they play it.
If entertaining then yes...it could be Netflix etc. Certainly I provide drinks, of whatever kind, nibbles etc. If visiting then I would, normally take wine etc...(for us both to drink...not as a “gift”).
Do I have a “bag of toys”?.... yes I do...depends on the level of kink required as to wether, or how many of these may get used.
Mostly what I bring is myself, a sense of fun, and no hang-ups.
Is that the kind of thing you mean OP?"
I would do all these things for the right people |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Okay, here's the thing, I read lots and lots about what you want, what your looking for, but some aren't finding it (some are lucky and now meet with their FWB) Now here's a chance to say what your offering. Think of these posts as an advertisement rather than a wanted advert.
Are you a sensual shag? Or a meaningful filthy fuck and go? Do you bring along another two friends, or do you bring a bag of toys to your meets. Maybe it's Netflix an chill in your gaff that you offer (do people still do this? )
Say it, and someone might just be in the market for your services.
"
well we're a loved up fab couple funny hunky nice guy & bi busty cute humorous girly together=A good time pure filth and endless possibilites |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My blow jobs have been known to send guys to sleep.
But do they wake up again or are you the Serial BJ Killer? "
They awake from an awsome sleep some hours later.
I’m a great solution to insomnia |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can offer a relaxing, oily massage and kisses as a starter, your choice of sexual act for the main course, followed by homemade apple pie and ice cream for dessert |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On a positive note; I’ve never pissed myself when I’ve orgasmed or followed through after a good fucking up the jacksie
Now now! Everyone knows shit happens........ "
Not with me.
Remember those spinning brush glass washers they used to have in pubs?
Well..... |
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"On a positive note; I’ve never pissed myself when I’ve orgasmed or followed through after a good fucking up the jacksie
Now now! Everyone knows shit happens........
Not with me.
Remember those spinning brush glass washers they used to have in pubs?
Well..... "
Wouldn’t a loo brush work too?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"On a positive note; I’ve never pissed myself when I’ve orgasmed or followed through after a good fucking up the jacksie
Now now! Everyone knows shit happens........
Not with me.
Remember those spinning brush glass washers they used to have in pubs?
Well.....
Wouldn’t a loo brush work too? "
I don’t think so. This squirts water too to flush and scrub til it shines |
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"On a positive note; I’ve never pissed myself when I’ve orgasmed or followed through after a good fucking up the jacksie
Now now! Everyone knows shit happens........
Not with me.
Remember those spinning brush glass washers they used to have in pubs?
Well.....
Wouldn’t a loo brush work too?
I don’t think so. This squirts water too to flush and scrub til it shines "
Oh Twat uses something similar on his spamhead (sorry, intentionally sexily shaved head) |
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"I make scrummy sourdough bread, pecan pie and give a mean Indian head massage
Pecan pie sounds nice"
It's lush, my favourite dessert ever. Perfect with a latte. |
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"Did anyone get any interest from their 'advert' on this thread?
Only sock love so far....
More than me "
People keep messaging me to say how tiny my feet are - but they're not at all, they're just very fluffy wide socks lol!! The rugby ball confuses them too..... |
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"I offer an exquisitely made cuppa tea
With any particular type of biscwit??
Yeh a ginger nut
Haha, not an Oreo??? 
Are they biscuits or cakes "
Biscuits - tried one, didn't think much of it though lol!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I offer an exquisitely made cuppa tea
With any particular type of biscwit??
Yeh a ginger nut
Haha, not an Oreo???
Are they biscuits or cakes
Biscuits - tried one, didn't think much of it though lol! "
I'd just be a disappointment then haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I offer an exquisitely made cuppa tea
With any particular type of biscwit??
Yeh a ginger nut
Haha, not an Oreo???
Are they biscuits or cakes
Biscuits - tried one, didn't think much of it though lol!
I'd just be a disappointment then haha "
They are American. They don't know how to do biscuits. |
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I stay away in hotels a lot during the week and I'm happy to wine, dine and 69 if any couple or lady fancies mid week naughtiness.
Happy for just a few drinks and a gossip/giggle if you just fancy a break |
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"I offer an exquisitely made cuppa tea
With any particular type of biscwit??
Yeh a ginger nut
Haha, not an Oreo???
Are they biscuits or cakes
Biscuits - tried one, didn't think much of it though lol!
I'd just be a disappointment then haha
They are American. They don't know how to do biscuits."
Tasty in ice cream though - mmm, shame about this health kick we’re on! |
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