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But I still haven't found what I'm looking for

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman over a year ago

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What are you looking for?

Tell me. Tell them. I might know someone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A single genuine guy who lives near me who I can have regular sex with

G x

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By *iss SJWoman over a year ago

Hull

"A single genuine guy who lives near me who I can have regular sex with

G x"

You took the words right out of my mouth!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm looking for my car keys

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Something on eBay that doesn't have a starting price of over 5£

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

A man, with a pulse and enough money to not mither about the prices on a menu.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nothing. Nothing at all.

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

Someone who’s local, doesn’t take themselves too seriously and isn’t afraid to drop old song titles into the conversation

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman over a year ago

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"I'm looking for my car keys

You won't find them here

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman over a year ago

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"A man, with a pulse and enough money to not mither about the prices on a menu.

That isn't a bad start

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A single genuine woman who lives near me who I can have regular sex with

But I’m ready for giving up

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By *iss SJWoman over a year ago

Hull

I’m also looking for a nice but reasonably priced shower bath with a screen.

Obviously I’m not looking that hard as I’m faffing about on here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A female friend who enjoys my often silly humour and just as often filthy mind.

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By *iss SJWoman over a year ago

Hull

"A single genuine woman who lives near me who I can have regular sex with

But I’m ready for giving up"

Move to Hull, we can kill two birds with one stone

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

"A single genuine woman who lives near me who I can have regular sex with

But I’m ready for giving up

Move to Hull, we can kill two birds with one stone

Especially if he can bring a shower screen with him?

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan over a year ago

Coventry

Hopefully one day a life partner who is equally perverted, kinky and totally on the same page.

I want to be this couple:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edESzn4JcGo

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By *c-ukMan over a year ago

Sevenoaks

I have spoke with a tongue of angels

I have held the hand of a devil

It was warm in the night

I was cold as a stone.

but I still haven't found what Im looking for..

Basically a woman that will cheat on me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A lovely lady who would like to join us for some equal fun and frolics!! Sense of humour is an absolute must!! Lol.

Geeky x

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By *unniebee1970Woman over a year ago

The Hive

Man. Single. Gorgeous. Down South.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I give up!

I'm not looking anymore.

I'm so tired of spending weekends on my own

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By *lighty1Woman over a year ago

You Dont Need to Know, right now

I'm looking for my mojo. It went AWOL several months ago, and hasn't turned up yet (and yes, I have looked down the back of the sofa)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tall, slim, dark hair, hairy bod, lives in the west of England, likes pork scratchings, wears a leather jacket.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm looking for my mojo. It went AWOL several months ago, and hasn't turned up yet (and yes, I have looked down the back of the sofa)"

Have you looked under the bed?

Ads

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A single genuine woman who lives near me who I can have regular sex with

But I’m ready for giving up

Move to Hull, we can kill two birds with one stone

Especially if he can bring a shower screen with him?

I don’t even have a shower

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman over a year ago

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"I give up!

I'm not looking anymore.

I'm so tired of spending weekends on my own

That is how I am getting. I can't even get a date off tinder or pof

I'm starting to feel really undesirable. It isn't nice

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman over a year ago

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"I'm looking for my mojo. It went AWOL several months ago, and hasn't turned up yet (and yes, I have looked down the back of the sofa)"

It's with mine having a cracking time I reckon

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman over a year ago

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"Tall, slim, dark hair, hairy bod, lives in the west of England, likes pork scratchings, wears a leather jacket.

Sounds liberating.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I give up!

I'm not looking anymore.

I'm so tired of spending weekends on my own

That is how I am getting. I can't even get a date off tinder or pof

I'm starting to feel really undesirable. It isn't nice "

I have hinted many times that I would like to put my penis in you!

Maybe you should start listening!

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman over a year ago

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"I give up!

I'm not looking anymore.

I'm so tired of spending weekends on my own

That is how I am getting. I can't even get a date off tinder or pof

I'm starting to feel really undesirable. It isn't nice

I have hinted many times that I would like to put my penis in you!

Maybe you should start listening!"

I do like pie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Love, romance, passion, sexual adulation, good sense of humour, patience of a saint, tolerance of moodiness, laid back, in touch with his emotions, knows what he wants, isn't afraid to say what he thinks but says it tactfully, high sex drive.

Doesn't mind tall/fat/women.

Lives in Wales. Doesn't plan on moving away.

That'll do me for starters

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hopefully one day a life partner who is equally perverted, kinky and totally on the same page.

I want to be this couple:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edESzn4JcGo"
. HAHA don’t rub your fanny up me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I give up!

I'm not looking anymore.

I'm so tired of spending weekends on my own

That is how I am getting. I can't even get a date off tinder or pof

I'm starting to feel really undesirable. It isn't nice "

I feel your pain ladies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd like find someone to lick, that doesn't make too much noise or want to talk too much.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I give up!

I'm not looking anymore.

I'm so tired of spending weekends on my own

That is how I am getting. I can't even get a date off tinder or pof

I'm starting to feel really undesirable. It isn't nice

I have hinted many times that I would like to put my penis in you!

Maybe you should start listening!

I do like pie "

There’s always a slice for you to fork

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

A Nikon 70-200 F2.8 lens, endless supply of custard creams and errrrr World Peace

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By *alandNitaCouple over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"A single genuine woman who lives near me who I can have regular sex with

But I’m ready for giving up"

Go to the Donny social at the end of the month.

The perfect lady might be there too...

Nita

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I,m looking for my sanity XXX

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By *lmostthereMan over a year ago

Southampton

"A Nikon 70-200 F2.8 lens, endless supply of custard creams and errrrr World Peace

Go prime. Not Amazon. You know what I mean.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A single genuine woman who lives near me who I can have regular sex with

But I’m ready for giving up

Go to the Donny social at the end of the month.

The perfect lady might be there too...

Nita"

I’m sorry. Did I say I was willing to put the effort in?

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By *lmostthereMan over a year ago

Southampton

Also bloody U2.

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By *hubaysiWoman over a year ago

Leeds

My sense of humour! Got out of the wrong side of bed this morning

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A single, sensual, sexy, sane, statuesque, sensible (sometimes) sagacious, salubrious, sanguine and saporous woman.

PS ladies

If you date is worried about the menu prices then he is a cheap skate!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd like find someone to lick, that doesn't make too much noise or want to talk too much.

....

Oh. Yeah. My incessant talking.

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By *ames3212Man over a year ago

sunderland

A women with a great sense of humour and I love a good bum, but who doesn't

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m also looking for a nice but reasonably priced shower bath with a screen.

Obviously I’m not looking that hard as I’m faffing about on here "

Your shower looks fine to me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

there's a guy who works down the chip shop swears he elvis

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By *iss SJWoman over a year ago

Hull

"I’m also looking for a nice but reasonably priced shower bath with a screen.

Obviously I’m not looking that hard as I’m faffing about on here

Your shower looks fine to me.

My bath does need replacing and so does the floor under it. I didn’t realise how much you scrutinised my pics Jim

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've found the keys, now I'm looking for an outrageously sexy woman to sit on my face.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A man who doesn't try to dominate me but doesn't freak out when I do.

Also the perfect pair of jeans.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd like a text back from that guy

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman over a year ago

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"I'd like a text back from that guy

Mother fucker.

I would like someone to get an email so they can tell me when they are back here.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A single genuine guy who lives near me who I can have regular sex with

G x

You took the words right out of my mouth!

Me too, pretty please

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"A Nikon 70-200 F2.8 lens, endless supply of custard creams and errrrr World Peace

Go prime. Not Amazon. You know what I mean.

I use primes on my X-pro2. The Nikon is better suited to a nice zoom. Get where you’re coming from though

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman over a year ago

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How are we finding this so hard to...find?

Where are we going wrong?

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By *lanPartridgeMan over a year ago

nottingham

A female bodybuilder who doesn't mind I'm not a male one.

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

"I'm looking for my car keys

There in a bowl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How are we finding this so hard to...find?

Where are we going wrong?

I try not to think about it as it can sometimes actually make me cry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has anyone seen my marbles?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How are we finding this so hard to...find?

Where are we going wrong?

I don’t know but a lot more people feel the same, I did a thread called the dating game the other day and all were saying the same thing.

Most people want more than a fuck.

I did say most

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By *adame BWoman over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"Something on eBay that doesn't have a starting price of over 5£

Cheap Skate

£4 but you only get the one

Madame B

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman over a year ago

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"How are we finding this so hard to...find?

Where are we going wrong?

I don’t know but a lot more people feel the same, I did a thread called the dating game the other day and all were saying the same thing.

Most people want more than a fuck.

I did say most

It is a bit shit isn't I? I guess whilst I am here I can't be serious about finding someone, or so I was told.

But it doesn't seem that there is much of anyone anywhere

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Something on eBay that doesn't have a starting price of over 5£

Cheap Skate

£4 but you only get the one

Madame B "

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By *inful xWoman over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

I'm looking for something that only exists in my mind

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How are we finding this so hard to...find?

Where are we going wrong?

Laziness mostly.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman over a year ago

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"How are we finding this so hard to...find?

Where are we going wrong?

Laziness mostly.

Hatter, I've never visited so many supermarkets hoping to bump trollies.

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By *lanPartridgeMan over a year ago

nottingham

I say: hang on! The women on here get more interest than they can cope with - according to their profiles. Are we saying that not even ONE of those people is likely to be a contender? The chaps of course are in superabundance ...

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By *luebell888Woman over a year ago

Glasgowish

Im on here to find myself. She got lost many years ago.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How are we finding this so hard to...find?

Where are we going wrong?

Laziness mostly.

Hatter, I've never visited so many supermarkets hoping to bump trollies. "

I meant myself.

Have you thought about not looking?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A lady who knows what she wants from life, is prepared to play the long game, is in no rush to meet and is happy to chat every now and again as the mood takes us.

She is not to be offended if I hold open a door, pay for a drink, pay for a meal or any other gentlemanly conduct.

A sharp sense of humour is a bonus.

She must also be happy with keeping me on her hotlist indefinately until we get the opportunity to meet.

Oh and must like men in T w e e d jackets.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman over a year ago

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"How are we finding this so hard to...find?

Where are we going wrong?

Laziness mostly.

Hatter, I've never visited so many supermarkets hoping to bump trollies.

I meant myself.

Have you thought about not looking? "

I happen to think the vodka tampons and chocolate puts them off.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A lady who knows what she wants from life, is prepared to play the long game, is in no rush to meet and is happy to chat every now and again as the mood takes us.

She is not to be offended if I hold open a door, pay for a drink, pay for a meal or any other gentlemanly conduct.

A sharp sense of humour is a bonus.

She must also be happy with keeping me on her hotlist indefinately until we get the opportunity to meet.

Oh and must like men in T w e e d jackets."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How are we finding this so hard to...find?

Where are we going wrong?

I don’t know but a lot more people feel the same, I did a thread called the dating game the other day and all were saying the same thing.

Most people want more than a fuck.

I did say most

It is a bit shit isn't I? I guess whilst I am here I can't be serious about finding someone, or so I was told.

But it doesn't seem that there is much of anyone anywhere "

I have had so much abuse and also told so often I shouldn’t be on this site.

Apparently woman like me shouldn’t be on a sex site ... and I’m well it’s a swingers site actually.

Someone said laziness, I don’t think it is it’s just not out there.

Lots of guys on here how comes so many woman don’t meet them?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How are we finding this so hard to...find?

Where are we going wrong?

Laziness mostly.

Hatter, I've never visited so many supermarkets hoping to bump trollies.

I meant myself.

Have you thought about not looking?

I happen to think the vodka tampons and chocolate puts them off.

Vodka tampons

Is that a thing?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A beautiful ginger tv/ts close to omagh ..... Well I can dream lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I say: hang on! The women on here get more interest than they can cope with - according to their profiles. Are we saying that not even ONE of those people is likely to be a contender? The chaps of course are in superabundance ...

I can't speak for every woman on here... But I can't just settle for any old guy who messages... It's got to be "right" and I don't know if it's right until it happens

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A lady who knows what she wants from life, is prepared to play the long game, is in no rush to meet and is happy to chat every now and again as the mood takes us.

She is not to be offended if I hold open a door, pay for a drink, pay for a meal or any other gentlemanly conduct.

A sharp sense of humour is a bonus.

She must also be happy with keeping me on her hotlist indefinately until we get the opportunity to meet.

Oh and must like men in T w e e d jackets.

*doffs cap*

Oh hello

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By *lue NarwhalMan over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"A man, with a pulse and enough money to not mither about the prices on a menu.

Ain't that what credit cards were invented for?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I give up!

I'm not looking anymore.

I'm so tired of spending weekends on my own

That is how I am getting. I can't even get a date off tinder or pof

I'm starting to feel really undesirable. It isn't nice

I feel your pain ladies

I wish you ladies weren't so far away - we could go out and have a giggle and fuck men!

Or not fuck them actually - I'm bored of it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't speak for every woman on here... But I can't just settle for any old guy who messages... It's got to be "right" and I don't know if it's right until it happens

This

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A lady who knows what she wants from life, is prepared to play the long game, is in no rush to meet and is happy to chat every now and again as the mood takes us.

She is not to be offended if I hold open a door, pay for a drink, pay for a meal or any other gentlemanly conduct.

A sharp sense of humour is a bonus.

She must also be happy with keeping me on her hotlist indefinately until we get the opportunity to meet.

Oh and must like men in T w e e d jackets.

*doffs cap*

Oh hello

Hello to you too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good sense of humour, easy going, good laugh and naughty....simples

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman over a year ago

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"I give up!

I'm not looking anymore.

I'm so tired of spending weekends on my own

That is how I am getting. I can't even get a date off tinder or pof

I'm starting to feel really undesirable. It isn't nice

I feel your pain ladies

I wish you ladies weren't so far away - we could go out and have a giggle and fuck men!

Or not fuck them actually - I'm bored of it!

I've said before some of us need to hire a house or something

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman over a year ago

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"How are we finding this so hard to...find?

Where are we going wrong?

I don’t know but a lot more people feel the same, I did a thread called the dating game the other day and all were saying the same thing.

Most people want more than a fuck.

I did say most

It is a bit shit isn't I? I guess whilst I am here I can't be serious about finding someone, or so I was told.

But it doesn't seem that there is much of anyone anywhere

I have had so much abuse and also told so often I shouldn’t be on this site.

Apparently woman like me shouldn’t be on a sex site ... and I’m well it’s a swingers site actually.

Someone said laziness, I don’t think it is it’s just not out there.

Lots of guys on here how comes so many woman don’t meet them?"

I get more sex offers on tinder

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman over a year ago

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"How are we finding this so hard to...find?

Where are we going wrong?

Laziness mostly.

Hatter, I've never visited so many supermarkets hoping to bump trollies.

I meant myself.

Have you thought about not looking?

I happen to think the vodka tampons and chocolate puts them off.

Vodka tampons

Is that a thing?"

Drinking the vodka at both ends.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I give up!

I'm not looking anymore.

I'm so tired of spending weekends on my own

That is how I am getting. I can't even get a date off tinder or pof

I'm starting to feel really undesirable. It isn't nice

I feel your pain ladies

I wish you ladies weren't so far away - we could go out and have a giggle and fuck men!

Or not fuck them actually - I'm bored of it!

I'll always travel for a good night out x

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By *iss SJWoman over a year ago

Hull

"I give up!

I'm not looking anymore.

I'm so tired of spending weekends on my own

That is how I am getting. I can't even get a date off tinder or pof

I'm starting to feel really undesirable. It isn't nice

I feel your pain ladies

I wish you ladies weren't so far away - we could go out and have a giggle and fuck men!

Or not fuck them actually - I'm bored of it!

I've said before some of us need to hire a house or something "

Oooooooooh yes!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I give up!

I'm not looking anymore.

I'm so tired of spending weekends on my own

That is how I am getting. I can't even get a date off tinder or pof

I'm starting to feel really undesirable. It isn't nice

I feel your pain ladies

I wish you ladies weren't so far away - we could go out and have a giggle and fuck men!

Or not fuck them actually - I'm bored of it!

I've said before some of us need to hire a house or something

Oooooooooh yes! "

Miss SJ

you aree hott!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've come to the conclusion she's not here, or to be more precise they are there but unfortunately not here!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I give up!

I'm not looking anymore.

I'm so tired of spending weekends on my own

That is how I am getting. I can't even get a date off tinder or pof

I'm starting to feel really undesirable. It isn't nice

I feel your pain ladies

I wish you ladies weren't so far away - we could go out and have a giggle and fuck men!

Or not fuck them actually - I'm bored of it!

I've said before some of us need to hire a house or something

Oooooooooh yes! "

Sounds fun

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman over a year ago

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I can't speak for every woman on here... But I can't just settle for any old guy who messages... It's got to be "right" and I don't know if it's right until it happens

This

Yes this.

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By *evilishone69Man over a year ago

fleet

A genuine lady who isn’t a guy in disguise or a time waster who actually wants to meet

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By *lanPartridgeMan over a year ago

nottingham

I can't speak for every woman on here... But I can't just settle for any old guy who messages... It's got to be "right" and I don't know if it's right until it happens

Well everyone's any old guy. Until he's not. Of course.

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

Normal would be nice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Normal would be nice "

Lol yes normal is good but like finding a fairy at the bottom of my garden. Not likely

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"Normal would be nice

Lol yes normal is good but like finding a fairy at the bottom of my garden. Not likely

You said it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Normal would be nice

Lol yes normal is good but like finding a fairy at the bottom of my garden. Not likely

You said it

Im normal ish ..,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't speak for every woman on here... But I can't just settle for any old guy who messages... It's got to be "right" and I don't know if it's right until it happens

Well everyone's any old guy. Until he's not. Of course.

Yes but for all the messages I receive, the ones that say "hi", "Wuu2", "hru" etc etc aren't going to be "right" for me personally... Maybe for some ladies but not me

I want to have a spark of intelligence, some engaging messages followed by a fun social then a great meet (hopefully then to repeat)... I don't think that's asking too much at my age and yes, I admit I may have "settled" for less in my 20s but not now

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"Normal would be nice

Lol yes normal is good but like finding a fairy at the bottom of my garden. Not likely

You said it

Im normal ish ..,

You've just not met your axe murderer yet. He'll soon put you right

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a dream.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Normal would be nice

Lol yes normal is good but like finding a fairy at the bottom of my garden. Not likely

You said it

Im normal ish ..,

You've just not met your axe murderer yet. He'll soon put you right

Hmmmm

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"Normal would be nice

Lol yes normal is good but like finding a fairy at the bottom of my garden. Not likely

You said it

Im normal ish ..,

You've just not met your axe murderer yet. He'll soon put you right

Hmmmm "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Normal would be nice

Lol yes normal is good but like finding a fairy at the bottom of my garden. Not likely

You said it

Im normal ish ..,

You've just not met your axe murderer yet. He'll soon put you right

Hmmmm

Stop that big smile you.. teasing me

Off to look for fairy’s lol

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman over a year ago

...

I can't speak for every woman on here... But I can't just settle for any old guy who messages... It's got to be "right" and I don't know if it's right until it happens

Well everyone's any old guy. Until he's not. Of course.

Yes but for all the messages I receive, the ones that say "hi", "Wuu2", "hru" etc etc aren't going to be "right" for me personally... Maybe for some ladies but not me

No you are totally right.

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"Normal would be nice

Lol yes normal is good but like finding a fairy at the bottom of my garden. Not likely

You said it

Im normal ish ..,

You've just not met your axe murderer yet. He'll soon put you right

Hmmmm

Stop that big smile you.. teasing me

Off to look for fairy’s lol"

If you see a pink elephant send him home he's mine oh and the tooth fairy owes me a tenner if that dodge gits about

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By *rryTMan over a year ago

Nottingham

Someone local who likes regular kinky sex and a laugh

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By *lanPartridgeMan over a year ago

nottingham

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A single genuine guy who lives near me who I can have regular sex with

G x

You took the words right out of my mouth!

And mine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ladies, I'm now looking at cottages in Derbyshire (central) we could hire for a little getaway. If anyone is interested please PM me xx

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By *lanPartridgeMan over a year ago

nottingham

I can't speak for every woman on here... But I can't just settle for any old guy who messages... It's got to be "right" and I don't know if it's right until it happens

Well everyone's any old guy. Until he's not. Of course.

Yes but for all the messages I receive, the ones that say "hi", "Wuu2", "hru" etc etc aren't going to be "right" for me personally... Maybe for some ladies but not me

No you are totally right. "

So you receive no eloquent, reasonable messages?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There's no set blueprint for me, but someone who I can smile and laugh with first as well as all the sexual stuff would be nice, no silly games and no messing about just honest and open. Someone rather close would be nice, but hey travelling isn't all that bad.

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By *iss.RedWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"There's no set blueprint for me, but someone who I can smile and laugh with first as well as all the sexual stuff would be nice, no silly games and no messing about just honest and open. Someone rather close would be nice, but hey travelling isn't all that bad. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ok I know I’m admitting to perving but you have the most incredible bottom.

Go look girls

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By *iss.RedWoman over a year ago

somewhere

Ok I know I’m admitting to perving but you have the most incredible bottom.

Go look girls

His front ain't bad either

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ok I know I’m admitting to perving but you have the most incredible bottom.

Go look girls

His front ain't bad either

This is true, not a bad picture at all

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman over a year ago

...

Ok I know I’m admitting to perving but you have the most incredible bottom.

Go look girls

His front ain't bad either

Perverts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ok I know I’m admitting to perving but you have the most incredible bottom.

Go look girls

His front ain't bad either

Perverts

Totally

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By *s_macWoman over a year ago

Traffic land

"I give up!

I'm not looking anymore.

I'm so tired of spending weekends on my own

That is how I am getting. I can't even get a date off tinder or pof

I'm starting to feel really undesirable. It isn't nice

I feel your pain ladies

I’m with you ladies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I give up!

I'm not looking anymore.

I'm so tired of spending weekends on my own

That is how I am getting. I can't even get a date off tinder or pof

I'm starting to feel really undesirable. It isn't nice

I feel your pain ladies

I’m with you ladies

It’s killing my confidence,

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman over a year ago

...

"I give up!

I'm not looking anymore.

I'm so tired of spending weekends on my own

That is how I am getting. I can't even get a date off tinder or pof

I'm starting to feel really undesirable. It isn't nice

I feel your pain ladies

I’m with you ladies

It’s killing my confidence, "

Funny isn't it? Folk think we must be super confident on here, yet it's quite different. Virtual smoke up your arse isn't the same

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By *hubaysiWoman over a year ago

Leeds

Can someone please define ‘normal’?

Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I give up!

I'm not looking anymore.

I'm so tired of spending weekends on my own

That is how I am getting. I can't even get a date off tinder or pof

I'm starting to feel really undesirable. It isn't nice

I feel your pain ladies

I’m with you ladies

It’s killing my confidence,

Funny isn't it? Folk think we must be super confident on here, yet it's quite different. Virtual smoke up your arse isn't the same "

No it’s all ego stroking which means jack shit at the end of the day.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ok I know I’m admitting to perving but you have the most incredible bottom.

Go look girls

His front ain't bad either

Perverts

Totally

Well.......ermmmmm...... Thank You

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ok I will limit my aspirations and go with a faint intermittent pulse

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By *inglehotchickWoman over a year ago

blackpool

"A single genuine guy who lives near me who I can have regular sex with

G x

You took the words right out of my mouth!

Same for me

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman over a year ago

...

"Can someone please define ‘normal’?

Thank you. "

My normal is probably much different to your normal

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I give up!

I'm not looking anymore.

I'm so tired of spending weekends on my own

That is how I am getting. I can't even get a date off tinder or pof

I'm starting to feel really undesirable. It isn't nice

I feel your pain ladies

I’m with you ladies

It’s killing my confidence,

Funny isn't it? Folk think we must be super confident on here, yet it's quite different. Virtual smoke up your arse isn't the same

No it’s all ego stroking which means jack shit at the end of the day."

I'd love to have the level of confidence that people seem to think I have. Sorry to butt in your conversation btw, I'll butt out again now.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A single genuine guy who lives near me who I can have regular sex with

G x

You took the words right out of my mouth!

And mine!!!

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman over a year ago

...

Ladies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't speak for every woman on here... But I can't just settle for any old guy who messages... It's got to be "right" and I don't know if it's right until it happens

Well everyone's any old guy. Until he's not. Of course.

Yes but for all the messages I receive, the ones that say "hi", "Wuu2", "hru" etc etc aren't going to be "right" for me personally... Maybe for some ladies but not me

No you are totally right. "

Thank you, really glad someone understands my thoughts lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I give up!

I'm not looking anymore.

I'm so tired of spending weekends on my own

That is how I am getting. I can't even get a date off tinder or pof

I'm starting to feel really undesirable. It isn't nice

I feel your pain ladies

I’m with you ladies

Come to our little cottage break x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can someone please define ‘normal’?

Thank you. "

Does normal even exist? I've been called all of normal, odd and nuts in equal measure. Even a few peculiars have been thrown in there.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I will know it, when I see it!

I may have already seen it, but they may not know it!

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Did someone mention ladies only. Booyakasha beeeyatcheeeees peachizzle is on the way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can someone please define ‘normal’?

Thank you.

Does normal even exist? I've been called all of normal, odd and nuts in equal measure. Even a few peculiars have been thrown in there. "

I think we all think everyone else has it better.

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By *iss SJWoman over a year ago

Hull

"Ladies, I'm now looking at cottages in Derbyshire (central) we could hire for a little getaway. If anyone is interested please PM me xx"

Spreading the word - this could be a great adventure ladies!

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By *iss.RedWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"I give up!

I'm not looking anymore.

I'm so tired of spending weekends on my own

That is how I am getting. I can't even get a date off tinder or pof

I'm starting to feel really undesirable. It isn't nice

I feel your pain ladies

I’m with you ladies

Come to our little cottage break x"

When you thinking of doing this?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did someone mention ladies only. Booyakasha beeeyatcheeeees peachizzle is on the way

Haha we did!! You coming pocket rocket?? X

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman over a year ago

...

"I will know it, when I see it!

I may have already seen it, but they may not know it!

Such a riddler. I might have already had it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't speak for every woman on here... But I can't just settle for any old guy who messages... It's got to be "right" and I don't know if it's right until it happens

Well everyone's any old guy. Until he's not. Of course.

Yes but for all the messages I receive, the ones that say "hi", "Wuu2", "hru" etc etc aren't going to be "right" for me personally... Maybe for some ladies but not me

No you are totally right.

So you receive no eloquent, reasonable messages?

I didn't say that at all!!!

If you re read what I wrote I said "the ones that I received (insert slang bits) aren't going to be right for me personally"

I've had some fantastic socials and meets with some fantastic guys but I won't reply to some messages as detailed before

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I give up!

I'm not looking anymore.

I'm so tired of spending weekends on my own

That is how I am getting. I can't even get a date off tinder or pof

I'm starting to feel really undesirable. It isn't nice

I feel your pain ladies

I’m with you ladies

Come to our little cottage break x

When you thinking of doing this?

Thinking April if that's not too soon for people x

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman over a year ago

...

"Ladies, I'm now looking at cottages in Derbyshire (central) we could hire for a little getaway. If anyone is interested please PM me xx

Spreading the word - this could be a great adventure ladies!

Is it the lonely single ladies get away?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman over a year ago

...

"Did someone mention ladies only. Booyakasha beeeyatcheeeees peachizzle is on the way

Haha we did!! You coming pocket rocket?? X"

Course she is

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did someone mention ladies only. Booyakasha beeeyatcheeeees peachizzle is on the way

Hott as F

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ladies, I'm now looking at cottages in Derbyshire (central) we could hire for a little getaway. If anyone is interested please PM me xx

Spreading the word - this could be a great adventure ladies!

Is it the lonely single ladies get away? "

Mixed Mister needs to come,

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By *iss SJWoman over a year ago

Hull

"Ladies, I'm now looking at cottages in Derbyshire (central) we could hire for a little getaway. If anyone is interested please PM me xx

Spreading the word - this could be a great adventure ladies!

Is it the lonely single ladies get away? "

No it’s the Fab ladies house of fun getaway

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman over a year ago

...

"Ladies, I'm now looking at cottages in Derbyshire (central) we could hire for a little getaway. If anyone is interested please PM me xx

Spreading the word - this could be a great adventure ladies!

Is it the lonely single ladies get away?

Mixed Mister needs to come,

I'm sure he does. But I think we will have a man ban

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Did someone mention ladies only. Booyakasha beeeyatcheeeees peachizzle is on the way

Haha we did!! You coming pocket rocket?? X"

All I need is a date and I'll book it off work! As long as it's not the 23rd June weekend coz I'm being taken away for a weekend break in London. I may have also been treated to tickets to see the Foo Fighters.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did someone mention ladies only. Booyakasha beeeyatcheeeees peachizzle is on the way

I feel like there should have been a light show with that entrance.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman over a year ago

...

"Ladies, I'm now looking at cottages in Derbyshire (central) we could hire for a little getaway. If anyone is interested please PM me xx

Spreading the word - this could be a great adventure ladies!

Is it the lonely single ladies get away?

No it’s the Fab ladies house of fun getaway "

I have the fun house theme tune in my head now.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Ladies, I'm now looking at cottages in Derbyshire (central) we could hire for a little getaway. If anyone is interested please PM me xx"

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman over a year ago

...

"Did someone mention ladies only. Booyakasha beeeyatcheeeees peachizzle is on the way

Haha we did!! You coming pocket rocket?? X

Show off.

I might be in St Louis

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ok I know I’m admitting to perving but you have the most incredible bottom.

Go look girls

His front ain't bad either

Hmmm, comes out from lurking, checks out said bum, fabs pics and sidles back to the corner to continue lurking and reading.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ok I know I’m admitting to perving but you have the most incredible bottom.

Go look girls

His front ain't bad either

Hmmm, comes out from lurking, checks out said bum, fabs pics and sidles back to the corner to continue lurking and reading.

I know, certainly has me going back for more looking.

But .. I don’t want to be accused of perving

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By *iss.RedWoman over a year ago

somewhere

Ok I know I’m admitting to perving but you have the most incredible bottom.

Go look girls

His front ain't bad either

Hmmm, comes out from lurking, checks out said bum, fabs pics and sidles back to the corner to continue lurking and reading.

I know, certainly has me going back for more looking.

But .. I don’t want to be accused of perving

Research, not perving

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ok I know I’m admitting to perving but you have the most incredible bottom.

Go look girls

His front ain't bad either

Hmmm, comes out from lurking, checks out said bum, fabs pics and sidles back to the corner to continue lurking and reading.

I know, certainly has me going back for more looking.

But .. I don’t want to be accused of perving

Research, not perving

Yes I have just researched again,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ladies, I'm now looking at cottages in Derbyshire (central) we could hire for a little getaway. If anyone is interested please PM me xx

Spreading the word - this could be a great adventure ladies!

Is it the lonely single ladies get away?

No it’s the Fab ladies house of fun getaway

I have the fun house theme tune in my head now.

Is Pat Sharp coming???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ladies, I'm now looking at cottages in Derbyshire (central) we could hire for a little getaway. If anyone is interested please PM me xx

Well hello!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It would be nice to meet someone genuine, someone to have days out with and explore new and old clubs together.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

some one to verify

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ok I know I’m admitting to perving but you have the most incredible bottom.

Go look girls

His front ain't bad either

Hmmm, comes out from lurking, checks out said bum, fabs pics and sidles back to the corner to continue lurking and reading.

I know, certainly has me going back for more looking.

But .. I don’t want to be accused of perving

Research, not perving

Yes I have just researched again,

Oh go on then, it would be rude not to take another look....and I have just cleaned my glasses especially, they were steamed up for some reason.

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By *edoriartyCouple over a year ago

Peterborough

"I give up!

I'm not looking anymore.

I'm so tired of spending weekends on my own

That is how I am getting. I can't even get a date off tinder or pof

I'm starting to feel really undesirable. It isn't nice

I feel your pain ladies

I’m with you ladies

Come to our little cottage break x

When you thinking of doing this?

Don't you go getting led astray

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’d like someone to lead me down the wrong path!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’d like someone to lead me down the wrong path!

Would you settle for a girls night in a cottage somewhere? X

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By *imiUKMan over a year ago

Hereford

"I’d like someone to lead me down the wrong path!

You live down the wrong path.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman over a year ago

...

"Ladies, I'm now looking at cottages in Derbyshire (central) we could hire for a little getaway. If anyone is interested please PM me xx

Spreading the word - this could be a great adventure ladies!

Is it the lonely single ladies get away?

No it’s the Fab ladies house of fun getaway

I have the fun house theme tune in my head now.

Is Pat Sharp coming???

With his mullet. Offt

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By *iss.RedWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"I give up!

I'm not looking anymore.

I'm so tired of spending weekends on my own

That is how I am getting. I can't even get a date off tinder or pof

I'm starting to feel really undesirable. It isn't nice

I feel your pain ladies

I’m with you ladies

Come to our little cottage break x

When you thinking of doing this?

Don't you go getting led astray

Who me?

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

A lady I fancy and want to fuck that's happy to let Dick watch and only get involved if all are happy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've shaken off the earlier melancholy and decided I'm looking for cheeky and fun and wickedly naughty. With a dash of downright sexy. Yes, that will do.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Someone local, who is funny and feisty and who loves receiving oral. Oh and who wants to meet me. Important bit that.

Proving impossible.

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By *he Secret Tea PartyCouple over a year ago

London

To enjoy Fab

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman over a year ago

...

"A lady I fancy and want to fuck that's happy to let Dick watch and only get involved if all are happy. "

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"To enjoy Fab "

I'm sure at some point you all do x

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman over a year ago

...

"I've shaken off the earlier melancholy and decided I'm looking for cheeky and fun and wickedly naughty. With a dash of downright sexy. Yes, that will do.

Taylor Swift

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By *at1972Woman over a year ago

Hartlepool

Someone who can turn me on with a kiss.......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've shaken off the earlier melancholy and decided I'm looking for cheeky and fun and wickedly naughty. With a dash of downright sexy. Yes, that will do.

Taylor Swift

Is she cheerful, I'll take her

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Did someone mention ladies only. Booyakasha beeeyatcheeeees peachizzle is on the way

I feel like there should have been a light show with that entrance.

You know me so well!!!

Just not strobes, I'll end up dancing on the floor dribbling

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By *ubsteffTV/TS over a year ago

Portsmouth

"I give up!

I'm not looking anymore.

I'm so tired of spending weekends on my own

That is how I am getting. I can't even get a date off tinder or pof

I'm starting to feel really undesirable. It isn't nice "

Hi, your pictures are lovely X

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

"I wish you ladies weren't so far away - we could go out and have a giggle and fuck men!

Or not fuck them actually - I'm bored of it!

That would be just my luck, to stumble upon a collection of Fab ladies who are determined not to fuck a man

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