"On how ta keep a Scottish bint wi a poorly hand happy fa a few days from Friday onwards xx  "
How about putting on a little musical number for her?
I'm sure you'd find a nice woman and six other volunteers if you asked nicely?
Maybe set in a new scene, the jungle of Africa where the grass is tall ( relatively speaking ) |
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"send her my way soapy lol x
Bugger off I ain't seen her fa a month lol xx 
ok you come too lol x
Ok xx 
deal! kettle is on lol. now hurry so i can order this
takeaway lol x"
Bugger your keen she ain't even here till Friday xx |
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"send her my way soapy lol x
Bugger off I ain't seen her fa a month lol xx
ok you come too lol x
Ok xx
deal! kettle is on lol. now hurry so i can order this
takeaway lol x
Bugger your keen she ain't even here till Friday xx "
your chips are going to be cold then lol x |
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Soapy , You should offer to hand feed said Eccose Queenie, with a £2 Mealie pudding supper from the world famous Bervie chipper, suitably washed down with a glass or two of Glenfarclas 40 Year Old - "Scottish Classic Alan Breck Whiskey" (Apparently a snip at just £ 1449.95p a bottle…!.. pfft)
Oh and you should do this fully naked, apart from wearing a jaunty angled Tam o'Shanter and a tattoo on your left buttock proclaiming your fondness for all things Andy Stewart, whilst simultaneously whistling four verses of Flower of Scotland.....
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"Soapy , You should offer to hand feed said Eccose Queenie, with a £2 Mealie pudding supper from the world famous Bervie chipper, suitably washed down with a glass or two of Glenfarclas 40 Year Old - "Scottish Classic Alan Breck Whiskey" (Apparently a snip at just £ 1449.95p a bottle…!.. pfft)
Oh and you should do this fully naked, apart from wearing a jaunty angled Tam o'Shanter and a tattoo on your left buttock proclaiming your fondness for all things Andy Stewart, whilst simultaneously whistling four verses of Flower of Scotland.....
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there ya go soapy. soxy made it all simple for ya! what more could you ask lol x |
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