INGREDIENTS:
4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts
1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
1 Firm banana
DIRECTIONS:
1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed.
For best results, continue to knead milk containers
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana doesn't soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.
NOTES:
1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises, leave town. |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
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"lol elkie
alternative simpler recipe.
take one cock
take one hand
shuffle
aaaaaahhhh
do not cuddle after
sleep
mmmmmmm tasty.  
is that for a lemon drizzle cake  "
i'm sharing evesh,would you like some.
mmmmm tasty.  |
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"lol elkie
alternative simpler recipe.
take one cock
take one hand
shuffle
aaaaaahhhh
do not cuddle after
sleep
mmmmmmm tasty.
is that for a lemon drizzle cake
i'm sharing evesh,would you like some.
mmmmm tasty. "
well it would be rude not to  |
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A little bit of me and a whole lot of you
Add a dash of starlight and a dozen roses, too
Then let it rise for a hundred years or two
And that's the recipe for making love
It doesn't need sugar 'cause it's already sweet
It doesn't need an oven 'cause it's got a lot of heat
Just add a dash of kisses to make it all complete
And that's the recipe for making love
And if you've made it right you'll know it
It's not like anything you've made before
And if you've made it wrong you'll know it
'Cause it won't keep you coming back for more
I didn't get it from my grandma's book upon the shelf
I didn't get it from a magical and culinary elf
No, a little birdie told me you can't make it by yourself
And that's the recipe for making love |
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