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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Be valentines day before you know it.....what 'roses are red.....' rhyme will guarantee NO action.

I'll give you

Roses are red

Violets are twisted

Bend over luv

You're gonna get fisted

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Suck my cock babe

Its covered in poo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

really?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are Canny

I've broken your Vase

So open your Fanny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

Suck my cock babe

Its covered in poo"

yak!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

Suck my cock babe

Its covered in poo"

That's well romantic

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By *ooncat123Woman over a year ago

Sutton

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm using my hand

But thinking of you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

Suck my cock babe

Its covered in poo

That's well romantic

I'm quite the charmer on the sly

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By *ighland gentlemanMan over a year ago

Ardgay

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Both of them smell

And so do you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

God damn, the Christmas trees have only just come down, do you work for the superstores op?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Yellows my kite

Bend over the bed

I'll fuck you all night

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Valentine's Scmalentines

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I can't get off with anyone else

So I'm trying you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Branches are brown

If I tell you I love you

Will you go down?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"God damn, the Christmas trees have only just come down, do you work for the superstores op? "

It's just something else to remind me I'm single

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"God damn, the Christmas trees have only just come down, do you work for the superstores op? "

Shops are already stocking easter eggs

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

Suck my cock babe

Its covered in poo

That's well romantic

I'm quite the charmer on the sly

Clearly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Your so bloody ugly

No-one will fuck you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are glorious

Try not to surprise

Oscar Pistorius

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm d*unk and horny

You'll do

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By *xtrafun4youMan over a year ago

Dunstable

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm using my hand

But thinking of you "
love it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red

Violets are glorious

Try not to surprise

Oscar Pistorius

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Chocolates are yum

If your on your period

Can I fuck your bum?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red

Violets are glorious

Try not to surprise

Oscar Pistorius

Bad taste but well formed

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Roses are red

Chocolates are yum

If your on your period

Can I fuck your bum?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Cabbages are green

Open your legs and I'll fill you with cream.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets aren't yella

Play your cards right

You could be my horny fella

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Roses are red

I don't want to embarrass

Me grow a beard?

I'll look like Rolf Harris

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

These were the only bunch left at the Esso garage 24 Hour Drive thru.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red violets are blue

Tottenham 1

Arsenal 2

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I want to fill you with cream

And your friend too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This thread has made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are Red

Violet's Oh Fuck It!

Let me leave your face

Like a Bill Poster's Bucket

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are cream

Can also be white

You can fuck my bumhole

If you play your cards right

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Roses are red,

violets are blue.

You're an inbred,

and I've shagged yer sister too!

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By *ubsteffTV/TS over a year ago

Portsmouth

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I've got Alzheimer's

Cheese on toast

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Have you finished with my cock

I want to fuck your friend too

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By *ighland gentlemanMan over a year ago

Ardgay

Violets are blue

Roses are red

Why are we chatting

When we could be in bed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I may have a restraining order

But I can still see you

I'd love to write alternative valentines cards

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are the bomb

Sorry love you're dumped

You're not as tight as your mom

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

Roses are red

Marvel has Thor

If i ever met him

Id make his dick sore

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'd go for a check up

If I were you

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

Roses are red

Armies wear khaki

What a night that'd make

An army bukkake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are red

Daffodils are red

Help, there's been a terrible gardening accident

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

Roses are red

Blue is the sea

Whos next on my fuck list

Its Mister Bee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red

Violets are red

Daffodils are red

Help, there's been a terrible gardening accident"

Pahahaha... That made me laugh out loud

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Roses are red

Salt goes with pepper

My cocks still inside you?

Of course, I'm a leper

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

But they're not mine

I don't really care

I just want easyas69

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red

Salt goes with pepper

My cocks still inside you?

Of course, I'm a leper"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rosie’s are red,

My panties are too,

Come round to my place,

I’ll show them to you!!

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

Roses are red

Semen is salty

If it tastes like cheese

Then your balls must be faulty

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

Dildos are red

Dildos are blue

Bend over my bed

And i'll peg you too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red

But they're not mine

I don't really care

I just want easyas69

Roses are red

Grown in a flower bed

After that rhyme

How big is my head

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dildos are red

Dildos are blue

Bend over my bed

And i'll peg you too"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Put your glasses on

That's not me your wanking

It's my Grandad John

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Roses are red

Put your glasses on

That's not me your wanking

It's my Grandad John"

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

"Roses are red

But they're not mine

I don't really care

I just want easyas69

Roses are red

Grown in a flower bed

After that rhyme

How big is my head

Roses are red

Coquette 69

Youve created a monster

In easyas69

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Give me your ass

Il finger it to

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My rise is white

Same as my sperm

But not my bum hole

Cos that’s quite tight

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets need feeding

Course I'll go down

Even with the bleeding

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Which one do you want

I am not buying you two

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red

But they're not mine

I don't really care

I just want easyas69

Roses are red

Grown in a flower bed

After that rhyme

How big is my head

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red

Violets need feeding

Course I'll go down

Even with the bleeding

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

One for the ladies.....

Roses are red

I hate taramasalata

Call that a cock?

Its just a small chipolata

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

My wife is a florist

She never shuts up about them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

With a pick from their thorn

What a coincidence

You're a prick with a horn

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By *dam_TinaCouple over a year ago

Hampshire

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Roses are red

That's deja vu

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This has got to be the best forum thread for ages!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"This has got to be the best forum thread for ages!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"This has got to be the best forum thread for ages!!

Roses are red

Violets are corny

Wow what a body

Yes, you, YooHooHorny

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By *ancgent74Man over a year ago

Denton, Manchester

Roses are red

Violets are blue

What I thought was vaseline

Turned out to be glue!

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By *hatYorkLadMan over a year ago

York

Roses are red

Violets are fine

You be the six

And I'll be the nine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

Faces like yours

Belong in the zoo.

Don't be mad

I'll be there too

Not in the cage

But laughing at you

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Roses are red

Violets are manking

If I go over your knee

Will you give me a spanking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

They’re frilly and lacy

I will treat you to an Extra Large pair too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Your cock is blue

You're begging to cum

But I'm edging you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Grass may be green

I'm not coming near you

I don't know where you've been

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Roses are red

Violets are blue

lay on the bed

ile shave your foo

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

I've got Alzheimer's

Cheese on toast"
Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are Red

married? I am

you can't visit mine,

fuck in my van?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

You’re not my first choice

But number 2 will do

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

[Removed by poster at 06/01/18 10:40:30]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I unpegged them from the line

I got them just for you

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"Roses are red

Salt goes with pepper

My cocks still inside you?

Of course, I'm a leper"

PS .. can I have it back now

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm stuck in Gravesend

What am I to do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I have a gun

Get in my van

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I got you this air freshener

To put in your Loo

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By *ltravioletWoman over a year ago

In amongst the Unicorns & fairy dust

"Be valentines day before you know it.....what 'roses are red.....' rhyme will guarantee NO action.

I'll give you

Roses are red

Violets are twisted

Bend over luv

You're gonna get fisted "

Roses are red ,,, heressomething new ,,, violets are violet not feckin blue x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are light

Violets are heavy

Lends 20 quid

So I can go for a bevvy

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I have got an STD

And I want to share it with you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

My name is Dave

This makes no sense

Microwave

Shamelessly stolen from a tattoo on Facebook

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By *elloIntrigueMan over a year ago

North West UK

Roses are red

This will rhyme and I know it

I can't think of the words

To make me a poet....

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Roses are Red

Granny's are Grimy

They never get washed

So they are stinky and slimy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Orchids are pale

Call me a trannie

But never shemale

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By *adame BWoman over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

Roses are red

Valentine's is corny

Now get naked

Because I'm horny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Pornhub is down

Facebook will do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are red

Everything is red

FIRE

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue.

Valentines sucks,

And you do too.

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

Roses are Red

The these are all waxy

I am going for a wank

And watch fake taxi

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Roses are red

Put them in water

I can't meet you now

I've found someone hotter

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By *ighland gentlemanMan over a year ago

Ardgay

Roses are red

Violets are blue

With a bag on your head

I can pretend it's not you

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By *at1972Woman over a year ago

Hartlepool

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I've a knife

Get in the van...

I actually got a message last year with this....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Is your sister single?

Shes hotter than you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Sometimes they're white

Why do so many guys

Love talking shite?

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