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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Where have they gone? I haven't seen them for a while.

The biscuits, not the willy-wangers.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Think I've them in one of those £ shops, can't remember which one though.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 06/01/18 00:50:07]

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Where have they gone? I haven't seen them for a while.

The biscuits, not the willy-wangers.

"

In ma belly.

I love ‘em.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"[Boasters eaten by poster at 06/01/18 00:50:07]"

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan  over a year ago

salisbury


"[boasters removed by poster at 06/01/18 00:50:07]"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"[eaten by poster at 06/01/18 00:50:07]"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"[boasters removed by poster at 06/01/18 00:50:07]"

Too slow.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"[eaten by poster at 06/01/18 00:50:07]"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"[eaten by poster at 06/01/18 00:50:07]"

Even slower.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"[eaten by poster at 06/01/18 00:50:07]

"

Are you two just in bed and picking on me?

The effing bullying that goes on in these forums, blimey.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan  over a year ago

salisbury


"[eaten by poster at 06/01/18 00:50:07]

Are you two just in bed and picking on me?

The effing bullying that goes on in these forums, blimey. "

Seperate beds

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"[eaten by poster at 06/01/18 00:50:07]

Are you two just in bed and picking on me?

The effing bullying that goes on in these forums, blimey.

Seperate beds"

Understandable.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan  over a year ago

salisbury


"[eaten by poster at 06/01/18 00:50:07]

Are you two just in bed and picking on me?

The effing bullying that goes on in these forums, blimey.

Seperate beds

Understandable."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"[boasters removed by poster at 06/01/18 00:50:07]

Too slow. "

Certainly nothing to show off about.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"[eaten by poster at 06/01/18 00:50:07]

Are you two just in bed and picking on me?

The effing bullying that goes on in these forums, blimey.

Seperate beds"

I'm About 110 miles away tonight

Love clem though

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"[boasters removed by poster at 06/01/18 00:50:07]

Too slow.

Certainly nothing to show off about."

You love boasters. Shurrup.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"[eaten by poster at 06/01/18 00:50:07]

Are you two just in bed and picking on me?

The effing bullying that goes on in these forums, blimey.

Seperate beds

Understandable.

"

Hey!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"[eaten by poster at 06/01/18 00:50:07]

Are you two just in bed and picking on me?

The effing bullying that goes on in these forums, blimey.

Seperate beds

I'm About 110 miles away tonight

Love clem though "

One of these statements is true, people.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan  over a year ago

salisbury


"[eaten by poster at 06/01/18 00:50:07]

Are you two just in bed and picking on me?

The effing bullying that goes on in these forums, blimey.

Seperate beds

I'm About 110 miles away tonight

Love clem though "

Mwah.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've still got a tub of unopened celebrations I could offer to a loving home. I've had enough

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"[boasters removed by poster at 06/01/18 00:50:07]

Too slow.

Certainly nothing to show off about.

You love boasters. Shurrup."

I don't think I've had a Boaster.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"[boasters removed by poster at 06/01/18 00:50:07]

Too slow.

Certainly nothing to show off about.

You love boasters. Shurrup.

I don't think I've had a Boaster."

You had...oh no, you didn’t. True story.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"[eaten by poster at 06/01/18 00:50:07]

Are you two just in bed and picking on me?

The effing bullying that goes on in these forums, blimey.

Seperate beds

I'm About 110 miles away tonight

Love clem though

Mwah. "

Aw.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan  over a year ago

salisbury


"[eaten by poster at 06/01/18 00:50:07]

Are you two just in bed and picking on me?

The effing bullying that goes on in these forums, blimey.

Seperate beds

I'm About 110 miles away tonight

Love clem though "

The house has gone to shit btw. Puke, pizza and dismembered bodies all over the place!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've got Roses.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"[eaten by poster at 06/01/18 00:50:07]

Are you two just in bed and picking on me?

The effing bullying that goes on in these forums, blimey.

Seperate beds

I'm About 110 miles away tonight

Love clem though

Mwah. "

Get a room!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've got Roses."

Snob!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"[eaten by poster at 06/01/18 00:50:07]

Are you two just in bed and picking on me?

The effing bullying that goes on in these forums, blimey.

Seperate beds

I'm About 110 miles away tonight

Love clem though

The house has gone to shit btw. Puke, pizza and dismembered bodies all over the place! "

Good sploshing session though.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan  over a year ago

salisbury


"[eaten by poster at 06/01/18 00:50:07]

Are you two just in bed and picking on me?

The effing bullying that goes on in these forums, blimey.

Seperate beds

I'm About 110 miles away tonight

Love clem though

The house has gone to shit btw. Puke, pizza and dismembered bodies all over the place!

Good sploshing session though. "

That's the noise the toilet made after id scrapped it up and dropped it in!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I always wanted a splurg gun

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"[eaten by poster at 06/01/18 00:50:07]

Are you two just in bed and picking on me?

The effing bullying that goes on in these forums, blimey.

Seperate beds

I'm About 110 miles away tonight

Love clem though

The house has gone to shit btw. Puke, pizza and dismembered bodies all over the place! "

What are you doing with the members?

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan  over a year ago

salisbury


"I always wanted a splurg gun "

Why dont they put bugsy on telly anymore?

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan  over a year ago

salisbury


"[eaten by poster at 06/01/18 00:50:07]

Are you two just in bed and picking on me?

The effing bullying that goes on in these forums, blimey.

Seperate beds

I'm About 110 miles away tonight

Love clem though

The house has gone to shit btw. Puke, pizza and dismembered bodies all over the place!

What are you doing with the members?

"

Toilet

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Seriously, I haven't seen a packet of Boasters in the shops for nearly a year. Where have they gone?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"[eaten by poster at 06/01/18 00:50:07]

Are you two just in bed and picking on me?

The effing bullying that goes on in these forums, blimey.

Seperate beds

I'm About 110 miles away tonight

Love clem though

The house has gone to shit btw. Puke, pizza and dismembered bodies all over the place! "

Just like I left it!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I always wanted a splurg gun

Why dont they put bugsy on telly anymore? "

It's a rarity

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"[eaten by poster at 06/01/18 00:50:07]

Are you two just in bed and picking on me?

The effing bullying that goes on in these forums, blimey.

Seperate beds

I'm About 110 miles away tonight

Love clem though

The house has gone to shit btw. Puke, pizza and dismembered bodies all over the place!

What are you doing with the members?

Toilet "

I feel your life revolves around that toilet.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan  over a year ago

salisbury


"[eaten by poster at 06/01/18 00:50:07]

Are you two just in bed and picking on me?

The effing bullying that goes on in these forums, blimey.

Seperate beds

I'm About 110 miles away tonight

Love clem though

The house has gone to shit btw. Puke, pizza and dismembered bodies all over the place!

What are you doing with the members?

Toilet

I feel your life revolves around that toilet."

Its a friend indeed.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I always wanted a splurg gun

Why dont they put bugsy on telly anymore?

It's a rarity "

It was on at Christmas.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan  over a year ago

salisbury


"I always wanted a splurg gun

Why dont they put bugsy on telly anymore?

It's a rarity "

I dont think ive seen it for 30 years!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I always wanted a splurg gun

Why dont they put bugsy on telly anymore?

It's a rarity

It was on at Christmas. "

Tomorrow never comes...

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan  over a year ago

salisbury


"I always wanted a splurg gun

Why dont they put bugsy on telly anymore?

It's a rarity

It was on at Christmas. "

Shit on it!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I always wanted a splurg gun "

We hired them, with splurge, for the school show. It takes ages to clear up that mess.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Seriously, I haven't seen a packet of Boasters in the shops for nearly a year. Where have they gone?"

Apparently Asda are selling Boasters for £1.25.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I always wanted a splurg gun

We hired them, with splurge, for the school show. It takes ages to clear up that mess. "

Sounds like Clem and Scarlet's place.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My name is Estella

My first rule of thumb

I don't say where I'm going

Or where I'm coming from

I try to leave a little reputation behind me

So if you really need to

You'll know how to find me

My name is Estella

I live till I die

I'll take what you give me

And I won't ask why

I've made a lot of friends

In some exotic places

I don't remember names

But I remember faces

You don't have to be lonely

Come and see Estella

We can chase your troubles away

If you're lonely

You don't have to be lonely

When they talk about Estella

You know what they say

No one south of Heaven's

Gonna treat you finer

Estella had anal training

And does a mean 69-er.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Seriously, I haven't seen a packet of Boasters in the shops for nearly a year. Where have they gone?

Apparently Asda are selling Boasters for £1.25."

I never go there. If I get an actual craving, rather than the just wanting it, I might go.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan  over a year ago

salisbury


"I always wanted a splurg gun

We hired them, with splurge, for the school show. It takes ages to clear up that mess.

Sounds like Clem and Scarlet's place."

Troof!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I always wanted a splurg gun

We hired them, with splurge, for the school show. It takes ages to clear up that mess. "

We coulda been anything that we wanted to be...

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"My name is Estella

My first rule of thumb

I don't say where I'm going

Or where I'm coming from

I try to leave a little reputation behind me

So if you really need to

You'll know how to find me

My name is Estella

I live till I die

I'll take what you give me

And I won't ask why

I've made a lot of friends

In some exotic places

I don't remember names

But I remember faces

You don't have to be lonely

Come and see Estella

We can chase your troubles away

If you're lonely

You don't have to be lonely

When they talk about Estella

You know what they say

No one south of Heaven's

Gonna treat you finer

Estella had anal training

And does a mean 69-er."

I've just heard that in your voice.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I always wanted a splurg gun

We hired them, with splurge, for the school show. It takes ages to clear up that mess.

Sounds like Clem and Scarlet's place.

Troof!"

You really shouldn't have pizza if it causes such a mess.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My name is Estella

My first rule of thumb

I don't say where I'm going

Or where I'm coming from

I try to leave a little reputation behind me

So if you really need to

You'll know how to find me

My name is Estella

I live till I die

I'll take what you give me

And I won't ask why

I've made a lot of friends

In some exotic places

I don't remember names

But I remember faces

You don't have to be lonely

Come and see Estella

We can chase your troubles away

If you're lonely

You don't have to be lonely

When they talk about Estella

You know what they say

No one south of Heaven's

Gonna treat you finer

Estella had anal training

And does a mean 69-er.

I've just heard that in your voice. "

And now you’re having sexy times as a result.

You’re welcome

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A serious answer to this key question...

Only listed as available in Asda or Ocado £1.25 in Asda £1.85 in Ocado so my guess is the brand match price war means other supermarkets have withheld them.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"A serious answer to this key question...

Only listed as available in Asda or Ocado £1.25 in Asda £1.85 in Ocado so my guess is the brand match price war means other supermarkets have withheld them.

"

That is a serious answer.

Thank you, my tall hairy friend.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A serious answer to this key question...

Only listed as available in Asda or Ocado £1.25 in Asda £1.85 in Ocado so my guess is the brand match price war means other supermarkets have withheld them.

That is a serious answer.

Thank you, my tall hairy friend."

I said Asda!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"A serious answer to this key question...

Only listed as available in Asda or Ocado £1.25 in Asda £1.85 in Ocado so my guess is the brand match price war means other supermarkets have withheld them.

That is a serious answer.

Thank you, my tall hairy friend.

I said Asda!"

I know, but I didn't understand only Asda.

I'll give you a speshul medal next time I see you. I'll hide it in my cleavage.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A serious answer to this key question...

Only listed as available in Asda or Ocado £1.25 in Asda £1.85 in Ocado so my guess is the brand match price war means other supermarkets have withheld them.

That is a serious answer.

Thank you, my tall hairy friend.

I said Asda!

I know, but I didn't understand only Asda.

I'll give you a speshul medal next time I see you. I'll hide it in my cleavage.

"

Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A serious answer to this key question...

Only listed as available in Asda or Ocado £1.25 in Asda £1.85 in Ocado so my guess is the brand match price war means other supermarkets have withheld them.

That is a serious answer.

Thank you, my tall hairy friend.

I said Asda!

I know, but I didn't understand only Asda.

I'll give you a speshul medal next time I see you. I'll hide it in my cleavage.

Smileyface"

You do like to motorboat in London

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A serious answer to this key question...

Only listed as available in Asda or Ocado £1.25 in Asda £1.85 in Ocado so my guess is the brand match price war means other supermarkets have withheld them.

That is a serious answer.

Thank you, my tall hairy friend.

I said Asda!

I know, but I didn't understand only Asda.

I'll give you a speshul medal next time I see you. I'll hide it in my cleavage.

Smileyface

You do like to motorboat in London "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A serious answer to this key question...

Only listed as available in Asda or Ocado £1.25 in Asda £1.85 in Ocado so my guess is the brand match price war means other supermarkets have withheld them.

That is a serious answer.

Thank you, my tall hairy friend."

You are welcome my under tall friend, I discovered the price war causing apparent product disappearances in my hunt for twinings tea, required for emergency relief packages for L. Germany is still not a civilised country apparently

Not so hairy at the moment, teaching next week, but will be back to full Wildman looks by the summer party (Spain this year, so hopefully they will sort out the independence thing soon!).

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"A serious answer to this key question...

Only listed as available in Asda or Ocado £1.25 in Asda £1.85 in Ocado so my guess is the brand match price war means other supermarkets have withheld them.

That is a serious answer.

Thank you, my tall hairy friend.

You are welcome my under tall friend, I discovered the price war causing apparent product disappearances in my hunt for twinings tea, required for emergency relief packages for L. Germany is still not a civilised country apparently

Not so hairy at the moment, teaching next week, but will be back to full Wildman looks by the summer party (Spain this year, so hopefully they will sort out the independence thing soon!)."

Did you see Twinings' distancing themselves from the Poundland Elf advert?

As you know, I don't do tea but I still empathise with L needing a bit of homeliness.

I'll be in Brizzle later this month and again next. I'll see if I can fit in setting up a mini social.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That would be excellent, though I have some real work lined up so will be out of Bristol quite a lot. Hope we can make it work.

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