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"You are all amateurs . I've just counted 3 today alone that have ended with me ![]() That's actually quite impressive. But I still think I'm the best. | |||
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"I'm the Uber thread ender" No your not... I am. ![]() | |||
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"The question is . Who's going to end this thread ??" Me!....obviously. ![]() | |||
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"Sorry I win... I have a vagina ![]() ![]() Contest over !! ![]() | |||
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"The question is . Who's going to end this thread ??" Me! Job done | |||
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"Look can you all please give up . I am the undisputed king of thread stoppers . I am now on 4 today . This will be 5 ![]() Ha... Foiled! ![]() | |||
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"*waves*" Tops! How are you? ![]() | |||
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"Look can you all please give up . I am the undisputed king of thread stoppers . I am now on 4 today . This will be 5 ![]() ![]() Grrrrrrrr........... | |||
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"Look can you all please give up . I am the undisputed king of thread stoppers . I am now on 4 today . This will be 5 ![]() ![]() Not today Slim... ![]() | |||
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"Oh no you don't ![]() Ohhhh yes I do! ![]() | |||
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"Oh no you don't ![]() ![]() Wanna bet? ![]() | |||
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"Sorry I win... I have a vagina ![]() ![]() ![]() Winner ![]() | |||
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"Sorry I win... I have a vagina ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Not on my watch ![]() | |||
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"Sorry I win... I have a vagina ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You don't have a vagina tho ![]() | |||
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"Sorry I win... I have a vagina ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I refuse to accept my vaginal overlords! ![]() | |||
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"FULL STOP" PERIOD! | |||
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" (Closed, thread got too big)" Nice try but no ![]() | |||
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" (Closed, thread got too big) Nice try but no ![]() Ok, we will say no more about it ![]() | |||
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"I eat threads and shit posts. " I mean you've read my posts, right? | |||
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"I eat threads and shit posts. I mean you've read my posts, right?" Some say they're a bit shit. | |||
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"Shit gets you nowhere on this thread" It gets you a quote ![]() | |||
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"Not this time ![]() My ego only needs one ![]() | |||
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"Not this time ![]() ![]() Okay, the recognition will have to do ![]() | |||
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"I've checked with the UN and they don't recognise you" Well in that case, I refuse to recognise them too - jumped up, tin pot organisation ![]() | |||
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"They asked me to tell you to leave their tin pots alone as they're cooking" But what else shall my imaginary army use to drum as we march towards their derailment? | |||
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"They say that there's a good selection of percussion available from the Early Learning Center at Bluewater, try that" Oooh. Hang on a minute... | |||
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"They say that there's a good selection of percussion available from the Early Learning Center at Bluewater, try that Oooh. Hang on a minute..." GET OFF THIS THREAD! CLOSED. | |||
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"I'm great at it " Me too now that’s stop it | |||
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"FULL STOP PERIOD!" Vaginas have those too ![]() | |||
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"I'm great at it Me too now that’s stop it" We are all good at it | |||
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"Cough cough" Need some medicine for that cough? | |||
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"Cough cough Need some medicine for that cough? " No but I need some first aid... ![]() | |||
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"Says whom?" I only asked... ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Cough cough Need some medicine for that cough? No but I need some first aid... ![]() I'm St John's Ambulance Trained .. What seems to be the problem ![]() | |||
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"Cough cough Need some medicine for that cough? No but I need some first aid... ![]() ![]() Well... a poisonous snake bit me on the end of my penis. So you will need to suck the poison out... ![]() | |||
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"Why were you showing the venomous snake your penis??" No...it was all very innocent... honest. ![]() | |||
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"Cough cough Need some medicine for that cough? No but I need some first aid... ![]() ![]() ![]() You don't do that any longer, you simply put the victim down ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Cough cough Need some medicine for that cough? No but I need some first aid... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Wow...That's NHS cuts for you. ![]() | |||
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"I wanna be on the end" You'd look great on my end.. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I wanna be on the end You'd look great on my end.. ![]() ![]() Rude ![]() | |||
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"I wanna be on the end You'd look great on my end.. ![]() ![]() ![]() Naughty... ![]() | |||
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"Not so far ![]() Not so fast... ![]() | |||
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"Cough cough Need some medicine for that cough? No but I need some first aid... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() It's a very tough time out there ![]() | |||
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"So I'm going to resort to playing dirty to win" Mud wrestling? | |||
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"So I'm going to resort to playing dirty to win" How low can you go? ![]() | |||
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"Not so far ![]() ![]() I quite like strong and steady | |||
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"So I'm going to resort to playing dirty to win How low can you go? ![]() I once won a limbo comp on holiday | |||
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"So I'm going to resort to playing dirty to win Mud wrestling?" Very good for hippos such as me ![]() | |||
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"So I'm going to resort to playing dirty to win How low can you go? ![]() How deep is your voice? | |||
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"So I'm going to resort to playing dirty to win How low can you go? ![]() Impressive... ![]() | |||
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"So I'm going to resort to playing dirty to win Mud wrestling? Very good for hippos such as me ![]() You're no hippo, my dear ![]() | |||
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"So I'm going to resort to playing dirty to win How low can you go? ![]() Very...honest. ![]() | |||
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"So I'm going to resort to playing dirty to win How low can you go? ![]() ![]() I'm imagining Mickey Mouse on helium now | |||
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"So I'm going to resort to playing dirty to win Mud wrestling? Very good for hippos such as me ![]() ![]() You may need to change your specs my lovely ![]() | |||
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"Ive ended three threads recently...and I live at the end of Wales where you drop off the sea...nah nah nah nah nah....top trump (see why IM the top ender of threads??!) *liftsendcupandtakesasip" Mike drop End of | |||
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"So I'm going to resort to playing dirty to win Mud wrestling? Very good for hippos such as me ![]() ![]() ![]() Self preservation, if you're a hippo then so am I only more so. | |||
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"So I'm going to resort to playing dirty to win Mud wrestling? Very good for hippos such as me ![]() ![]() ![]() Get a room you two... a large one. ![]() | |||
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"So I'm going to resort to playing dirty to win Mud wrestling? Very good for hippos such as me ![]() ![]() ![]() Well I was gonna perv your profile but it's hidden so I can't, but what I remember from the last perv I had you're a long long way from being a hippo... I am... Dr's confirmed it ![]() ![]() | |||
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"So I'm going to resort to playing dirty to win Mud wrestling? Very good for hippos such as me ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Need a fecking huge one to get my arse in ![]() | |||
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"So I'm going to resort to playing dirty to win Mud wrestling? Very good for hippos such as me ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I could unhide it but there's nothing worth perving ![]() | |||
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"So I'm going to resort to playing dirty to win Mud wrestling? Very good for hippos such as me ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Nothin wrong with your arse at all. ![]() | |||
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"So I'm going to resort to playing dirty to win Mud wrestling? Very good for hippos such as me ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Who wants a small room no space to dance! | |||
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"So I'm going to resort to playing dirty to win Mud wrestling? Very good for hippos such as me ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Lets do a Rhumba ![]() | |||
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"Me, anything that discourages my inept two-left-feet dancing is most welcome" Perhaps just a gentle sway for you then | |||
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"So I'm going to resort to playing dirty to win Mud wrestling? Very good for hippos such as me ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Mambo anyone? | |||
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"Me, anything that discourages my inept two-left-feet dancing is most welcome Perhaps just a gentle sway for you then" Give me a couple of whiskys and I can manage that quite easily. (Yes, only two, I'm a lightweight) | |||
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"Me, anything that discourages my inept two-left-feet dancing is most welcome Perhaps just a gentle sway for you then Give me a couple of whiskys and I can manage that quite easily. (Yes, only two, I'm a lightweight)" Make your mind up one minute a hippo the next a lightweight | |||
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"So I'm going to resort to playing dirty to win Mud wrestling? Very good for hippos such as me ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Not when it's wrapped up in BJ pants That's Bridget Jones by the way ![]() | |||
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"So I'm going to resort to playing dirty to win Mud wrestling? Very good for hippos such as me ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() My arse slaps from wall to wall if I dance ![]() | |||
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"I just fall flat on mine" All friends here we will just help you back up | |||
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"I just fall flat on mine" Must be very small then ![]() | |||
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"I'm lightweight heavyweight hippo mouse" Boom! Squeak! ![]() | |||
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"You'd get fed up after the 4th or 5th time. Prop me up on a bar stool and hand me the bottle. And then pick me up off the floor again." We can just leave you in the floor and join you for" rock the boat" | |||
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"You'd get fed up after the 4th or 5th time. Prop me up on a bar stool and hand me the bottle. And then pick me up off the floor again. We can just leave you in the floor and join you for" rock the boat"" I might look up your skirts. | |||
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"You'd get fed up after the 4th or 5th time. Prop me up on a bar stool and hand me the bottle. And then pick me up off the floor again. We can just leave you in the floor and join you for" rock the boat" I might look up your skirts." Don't rock the boat baby | |||
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"You'd get fed up after the 4th or 5th time. Prop me up on a bar stool and hand me the bottle. And then pick me up off the floor again." Or prop you up on the floor, give ya the bottle then sit on the floor next to ya with my bottle ![]() ![]() | |||
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"You'd get fed up after the 4th or 5th time. Prop me up on a bar stool and hand me the bottle. And then pick me up off the floor again. We can just leave you in the floor and join you for" rock the boat" I might look up your skirts. Don't rock the boat baby " I wouldn't dream of it ![]() | |||
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"You'd get fed up after the 4th or 5th time. Prop me up on a bar stool and hand me the bottle. And then pick me up off the floor again. Or prop you up on the floor, give ya the bottle then sit on the floor next to ya with my bottle ![]() ![]() Now you're talking ![]() | |||
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"You'd get fed up after the 4th or 5th time. Prop me up on a bar stool and hand me the bottle. And then pick me up off the floor again. Or prop you up on the floor, give ya the bottle then sit on the floor next to ya with my bottle ![]() ![]() ![]() Jive talking?? Are we back to dancing | |||
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"You'd get fed up after the 4th or 5th time. Prop me up on a bar stool and hand me the bottle. And then pick me up off the floor again. Or prop you up on the floor, give ya the bottle then sit on the floor next to ya with my bottle ![]() ![]() ![]() Or we could share a bottle with 2 straws ![]() | |||
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"You'd get fed up after the 4th or 5th time. Prop me up on a bar stool and hand me the bottle. And then pick me up off the floor again. Or prop you up on the floor, give ya the bottle then sit on the floor next to ya with my bottle ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ok you two stop leaving me out what's wrong with 3 | |||
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"You'd get fed up after the 4th or 5th time. Prop me up on a bar stool and hand me the bottle. And then pick me up off the floor again. Or prop you up on the floor, give ya the bottle then sit on the floor next to ya with my bottle ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() What are we drinking now? Are we still on the spirits? | |||
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"You'd get fed up after the 4th or 5th time. Prop me up on a bar stool and hand me the bottle. And then pick me up off the floor again. Or prop you up on the floor, give ya the bottle then sit on the floor next to ya with my bottle ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Absolutely nothing, come and join us ![]() | |||
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"You'd get fed up after the 4th or 5th time. Prop me up on a bar stool and hand me the bottle. And then pick me up off the floor again. Or prop you up on the floor, give ya the bottle then sit on the floor next to ya with my bottle ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() If another woman is joining in, then I'm off to find another fella on his own.. ![]() | |||
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"You'd get fed up after the 4th or 5th time. Prop me up on a bar stool and hand me the bottle. And then pick me up off the floor again. Or prop you up on the floor, give ya the bottle then sit on the floor next to ya with my bottle ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Sorry Boo, Coquette was here first ![]() | |||
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"You'd get fed up after the 4th or 5th time. Prop me up on a bar stool and hand me the bottle. And then pick me up off the floor again. Or prop you up on the floor, give ya the bottle then sit on the floor next to ya with my bottle ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Alright I get the message but I'm not leaving til I'm last | |||
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"Come on boo... lets make a racket... ![]() ![]() Tennis anyone? | |||
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"You'd get fed up after the 4th or 5th time. Prop me up on a bar stool and hand me the bottle. And then pick me up off the floor again. Or prop you up on the floor, give ya the bottle then sit on the floor next to ya with my bottle ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() That's fine... You go stay with Higgs and I'll find another fella... ![]() ![]() | |||
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"You'd get fed up after the 4th or 5th time. Prop me up on a bar stool and hand me the bottle. And then pick me up off the floor again. Or prop you up on the floor, give ya the bottle then sit on the floor next to ya with my bottle ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Hey, I was here first ![]() | |||
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"You'd get fed up after the 4th or 5th time. Prop me up on a bar stool and hand me the bottle. And then pick me up off the floor again. Or prop you up on the floor, give ya the bottle then sit on the floor next to ya with my bottle ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() No matter... She can stay.. I'm flouncing round the room again ![]() ![]() | |||
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"You'd get fed up after the 4th or 5th time. Prop me up on a bar stool and hand me the bottle. And then pick me up off the floor again. Or prop you up on the floor, give ya the bottle then sit on the floor next to ya with my bottle ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() It's fine me and G are going for strawberries and cream | |||
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"You'd get fed up after the 4th or 5th time. Prop me up on a bar stool and hand me the bottle. And then pick me up off the floor again. Or prop you up on the floor, give ya the bottle then sit on the floor next to ya with my bottle ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Exactly so I've buggered off ![]() | |||
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"You'd get fed up after the 4th or 5th time. Prop me up on a bar stool and hand me the bottle. And then pick me up off the floor again. Or prop you up on the floor, give ya the bottle then sit on the floor next to ya with my bottle ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Wah! At least leave the bottle! | |||
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"You'd get fed up after the 4th or 5th time. Prop me up on a bar stool and hand me the bottle. And then pick me up off the floor again. Or prop you up on the floor, give ya the bottle then sit on the floor next to ya with my bottle ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oi you....c'mere. ![]() | |||
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